"By now we all should know that there’s nothing of adult interest in Star Wars" - Based Armond White
He's everybody's conservative grandpa's favorite critic.
>At random, look up his Ex Machina review
>It's a Kubrick rip-off
That's it. Nothing more. It's a Kubrick rip-off. Remember when the screen goes red during a power black out? It reminds him of a similar effect in 2001.
That's all there is to his review, except pointing out that Eva's a fanboy fantasy girl...no shit, really?
Okay, review over, next movie...
No shit. Three or four paragraphs per movie...that's it, Armond? SRSLY? They let you see a movie for free, and paid your salary, and that's all you can pinch out?