Star Nerds literally cannot order helium tanks fast enough

>by now

The man has never said anything wrong. At least not without there being a noble greater purpose.

>spank bank

>>64489527
Manchildren BTFO

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>>64489527
Bet you'd love to raise his sons.

>>64491352
>sons.
Except Armond is a HOMO.

>>64491352
Dumb redditor, he's a flaming faggot, which is why I wrote >spank bank

>>64491352
It's better than raising Jew Jew's circumcised benis with your mouth

YOU TALK OR I TALK? xD!!!

>>64491352
I can barely even raise my own wife's son. I liked Star Wars though.

>>64491352
Already have my hands busy with my wifes son, little joker is a handful

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>>64489527

He's everybody's conservative grandpa's favorite critic.

>>64491693
>implying conservative grandpas would like a smug black faggot no matter how anti-Obama he claims to be

Armando White acting like he's one of the educated niggers who got to stay in the house.

>>64489527
Well, it seems this nigger knows more about it than Joseph Campbell.

Armond looks like black Obi Wan there

>>64489527
>White

How can one man be so based?

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>>64489527

>At random, look up his Ex Machina review
>It's a Kubrick rip-off

That's it. Nothing more. It's a Kubrick rip-off. Remember when the screen goes red during a power black out? It reminds him of a similar effect in 2001.

That's all there is to his review, except pointing out that Eva's a fanboy fantasy girl...no shit, really?

Okay, review over, next movie...

No shit. Three or four paragraphs per movie...that's it, Armond? SRSLY? They let you see a movie for free, and paid your salary, and that's all you can pinch out?

>>64492138
he's truly the gay nigger king of /tv/

meanwhile he has no problem praising Transformers and GI Joe but of course those are so "adult"

sounds more like his hits are down and he needs to bait more with edgy opinions

Did he do a "this is better than that" troll list for 2015?

>>64492608
he's contrarian just like /tv/

>>64492648
A contrarian he might be, but he's nothing like /tv/. He doesn't just hate on popular things because they're popular.

>>64492697
But Transformers is popular bro.

His review of White Dog is really fucking good

>>64492853
hating transformer is popular

so its an easy contrarian opinion that its good