>"Jesus Christ, Kate. Check out this freak on the television!"
>"What is it, sis?"
>"I knew there were some creeps around but this is just the craziest fetish."
>"What are you even talking about?"
>"Look at him. This guy... this guy dipped himself in chocolate because of his bizarre chocolate sex fetish. Now his skin is covered with chocolate. I can just see him licking himself while playing with that little willie of his. He even made his wife and daughters, his little daughters, dip themselves in chocolate too!"
>"That's Barack Obama... He's the President of the United States..."
>"Why would the president dip himself in chocolate?"
lego movie was above average, only because to broke the forth wall a little. without those scenese it would have been straight to dvd garbage.
with all that said i wouldnt watch the lego movie again.
>"Ooo, I'm so ANGRY right now!"
>"Rooney, are you okay?"
>"That man, that man STOLE my NAME from me!"
>"Rooney, nobody stole your name from you. Tell me what happened."
>"That man on the television, Kate, he stole my name from me and used it!"
>"But he DID! The creepy-looking man at the school, I think he's chasing after the handsome boy so he can do bad things to him, he took my name from me! He took it!"
>"Calm down, Rooney, you're still you, the man in the suit didn't take your name from y-.... wait. Are you watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off?"
If you you're not reddit and you know yourself, it's possible to tell all you need to know about reddit just from looking at your own sensibilities and then imagining their direct opposite. Like I know I hate women and blacks, so it would make sense for anybody who didn't hate women and blacks to be reddit.
I know I hate self referential meme based humor (like lego movie) so that makes it reddit.
>Its a Rooney browses Pitchfork and tries to re-enact the ol' Grime Grime with the young Peruvian gardener.