Low budget thread

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>Can't afford to license the Xenomorph from 20th Century Fox

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>can't afford to not play in whatever you offer him

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>can't afford Will Smith

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>can't afford 95% of other living Oscar winners

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>can't afford the destruction of the western world and subjugation of our culture and belief system by the leftwing supported invasion by muslim fundamentalists

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>I read this cool little novel that would work great as a film, get me Kubrick on the phone asap
>boss, Kubrick has been dead for like 10 years now
>well fuck... get me some other autist who emulates him all the time then

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>can't afford Seth Rogen or Kevin James

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>can't afford Ryan Reynolds

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>Can't afford Zach Braff

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>>64481097
>We want to make Dune but Jodorowsky got lost in the woods
>Get me his union, non-Mexican equivalent!

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>can't afford Harrison Ford or Richard Gere

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>How about....
>Sir, he's already at the door.

>>64481890
Haha, what a deconstruction of a meme my good sir

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>Can't afford Satoshi Kon

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>can't afford Zac Efron

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>>64481751

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AND YET THIS GUY IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AFFORDABLE

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>can't afford Melissa McCarthy or Rebel Wilson

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>can't afford Helen Hunt

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>Get me that guy that makes nice looking thrillers!
>sir he's asking for way too much money
>Then that other one!

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>can't afford Matt Damon

>>64481817
so you get a better actor instead?

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>>64481925

>>64482176
>tfw no prime Leelee gf

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>Stanley Tucci passed after reading the script

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>>64481549
>can't afford a real extra

>>64482176
Or maybe you just don't want someone who looks like she's made of fucking wax. Helen Hunt looks awful.

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>>64482257
based Rocco will do an amazing job with the Blade Runner sequel.

>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>u like when Rocco phuck u, velly strung?
>u take all the way inside bitch…
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis movie
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my porno
>ooo, wrung hole...niccce

He is a fucking legend!

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>can't afford to bring friends

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>can't afford F. Murray Abraham
>or your script is so shit that he turns it down

>>64482852
What are you talking about? Kingsley must he expensive as fuck m8

>>64483007
he was in an Uwe Boll film.

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>Can't afford Skeletor for your He-Man reboot

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>when you can't afford Morgan Freeman

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>>64482852
>>64483007
>>64483053
Ben Kingsley was in the Sopranos as Ben Kingsley

It was a bit Kringesley t b h

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>>64481866
>we cant afford ryan gosling, what should we do?
>say no more senpai

>>64481925

Best "that guy" of all time

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>when you literally can't afford Fincher

>>64483179
President Taylor was better

>>64482387
Does anybody have the Brendan youtube video that uses this image?

>>64483053

probably the only film he ever made that he could explain where the budget went

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-I2FFtQ8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyqrmxIDNsw

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>>64481925
>Yes, but there's also--
>That's his car that just arrived, sir.

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>when you can't afford Russel Crowe

>>64481925
lmao

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>I need someone to star in this bland action movie
>but...he's already been in 5 films this year
>Just call him goddamnit.

>>64483179
Allstate 24 guy is much better than DUDE WEED AND PENGUINS.

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>oh man I could really go for some vanilla ice cream or potato salad right now
>i got you senpai

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>Can't afford Tom Hardy
Isn't this what happened for Suicide Squad?

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>Sir, he's been standing outside our offices for 4 days now..
>allright, just give him something

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>we need some diversity but cracker's boners shall remain intact

>>64483923
>This movie has only one character in it, but we need to somehow represent all the important minorities in America.
>I have an idea.

>>64483923
She's so damn cute I can't even find any facial flaws

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>can't afford James Franco

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>What did Patrick Stewart say? well what about Ian Mckellen? John Hurt? Ian Holm turned us down?! Who else is there??!?!

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>>64484234
Surgery

>>64484234
Her face is not on my anus

That's a flaw

>>64483923
>stormfags and /pol/tards would unironically be mad that rashida exists.

>>64484393
tumblr pls

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When Tarantino is trying to direct your movie, but you want him to fuck off so you can get someone else

>>64484373
Or puberty. Likely both.

>>64481995
Necromancer fees are ridiculous though.

>>64483719
the thing is Segal does his own films for himself.

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>>64484350
>we need someone in hollywood with at least mediocre talent for this movie that was cautiously green-lit
>need someone with an extreme niche to sell the tickets
>but we have little money, the script is awful and all the A and B listers aren't returning our calls.

>"Hey what about that Twilight cunt? Her foot game is outstanding."

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>we need an american actor but with a bit of British gravitas
>say no more

>>64482363
>implying Mark Strong doesn't shit all over Stanley Tucci

>>64484487
now this one I don't get.

What happened between them?
>>64484623
8/10
>>64483719
8.5/10

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> Sir, the final cut's only 75 minutes
> Call Chris, tell him to do a 10 minute cameo

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>We need a Deep One for our Shadow over Innsmouth adaption
>Ron Perlman is also available
>So is Toby Jones

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>"Fuck, man! I'm trying to get my remake of Gorillas in the Mist rolling, but so far, I've only got the mist."
>"Your worries are over, my man. She's also interested in a potential King Kong reboot."

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>"Our film needs an actor that's so lacking in knowledge of his craft, that he thinks yelling, failing miserably in changing accents and jumping around like a gorilla is fine acting. It'd be also cool if the actor happened to be on suicide watch because of unwarranted, unanswered desires for a reward for his abysmal acting."
>"You can sleep easy, sir. I happen to know the perfect actor for your needs."

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>get me that british guy from Buffy
>got you senpai
>not him the other one
>calling him now
>no, the other other one

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> we need a 20 something english feminist icon who makes all the nerds drool with her cuteness. She has to be beauty incarnate but draw in the SJW crowd as well.
> say no more

>>64481876

> He gets to wake up next to Kristen Bell and I don't


Why even get out of bed?

>>64484803
>Leo can't act
I hate this meme

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>"So, the movie requires an actor that is the precise equivalent of a plain cheese pizza, or vanilla ice cream. My aim is to put the audience to deep sleep via this extremely unremarkable actor. But who should we get? My usual guy, Sam Worthington, got evicted from his Hollywood home for not paying the rent years ago."
>"Say no more, sir. He's already on his way to the set."

>>64481097
At least people can understand him without effort.

>>64483485
This.

>>64483695
Nope, it was actually schedule conflict aka he chose The Revenant instead.

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>"Hey man, I need a young man for my movie, but I literally have zero dollars, and therefore would need to pay the guy with my dinner leftovers."
>"Sir, there is a perfect person for the job. Food is the only currency he takes now, money is a concept entirely unknown and forgotten to him at this point."

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>We need a cheap janitor and someone to open beers at the wrap party

>>64484976
even the shape of his head is banal

>>64484976

but he was really good in Spartacus

RIP Varro ;_;

>>64484257
More like you cast Franco and this faggot shows up instead.

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>if only Jack Nicholson could be balder ...

>>64485030
>money is a concept entirely unknown and forgotten to him at this point.
Those DUI charges are going to quickly remind him.

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>"My film needs a mediocre actress that is not believable in any aspect. And I haven't gotten a footjob in a while and I wanna cheat on my bitch of a wife."
>"She's already putting on her best flipflops, sir."

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>"This script is far too coherent! I need someone who can really butcher the dialogue by delivering all of his lines in a monotone, barely audible mumble."
>"Hand me the phone."

>>64484975
Definitely he can't. He is only able to DUDE LOOK AT MY WRINKLES BETWEEN THE EYEBROWS.

>>64484663
it's a joke about her hideous feet.

>>64485240
>>64485164
You both take that back

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> Sir, the casting director promised a role to som big titted bimbo if she fucked him. He said you'd owe him and have to give her a role.
> For fucks sake, Marvel's breathing down my neck, that jewish bride wont stop yamering about Israel and now i have to shoehorn in some cum dumpster? How big a pair of tits are we talking about?

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>We need a Michael Cera, but even more autistic and half the price
>I got you, but be wary of his grip you don't wanna mess with this guy

>>64484663
She has awful feet, that's the joke

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>Quickly! We need a middle aged man who can grow a beard and has some gravitas and doesn't mind dressing up in costumes and maybe doing a silly accent

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> Sir, we can't finish this Blacked porno, the fluffer quit
> I know just the guy

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>Quickly! we need a woman to mezmerize the dulled masses
>I'll start the summoning ritual right away

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>can't afford Bale. Who else will fuck up their body for a role?
>I gotchu

>>64485672
>I will never be #4
>jesus hair is unattainable for me

Hammer me to a cross and pierce my flank already ;_;

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>>64482794

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>Can't affort Ben Quadinaros

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>when you can't afford Joaquin Phoenix

>>64485650

That's all that cunt is good for anyway.

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>>64486172
>dat pancake

>>64485116
This, I can't get behind hate being thrown at him even when he deserves it because of my sentimental attachment to Blood and Sand

>>64486172

>outta my way j-lo fucking shits here I come!

>>64484373
Braces and weight loss

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>>64487096

>>64481817
He's better than both of them though.

>>64482363
>Not Andy Garcia

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>Listen, I want you for-
>I'm in!

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>can't afford a better director

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>>64486236

You better watch your tongue.

>>64485058
Jesus, couldnt even afford to fix those gums

>>64487157
dem stretch marks on that saggy boob

>>64481925
Based Mahone

>>64487124
>braces alter the shape of your nose

>>64487938
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2183378/Rashida-Jones-shares-awkward-school-photos-promotes-new-movie.html

>>64483478
The new James Gandolfini

>>64483923
She looks white but a little bit tanned. She's lucky her mother's genes barely manifested.

>>64484803
You've posted this before.

>>64481925
god i love this guy

>>64488895
Her mother was the white one.

>>64489338
You're right. Confused her with Lenny Kravitz.

>>64482267
dont hate on meth damon

>>64481866
Who the fuck is he

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>can't afford some two-bit hack with a shitty voice because of his voice actors union
>hire Jack Bauer instead

I was alright with it tbqh familia

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>We need someone who can emulate Ben Affleck and his physique to fill out the role of Batman.
>Sir, I have an idea

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>>64483179
>Allstate guy is the only president in 24 that was even able to serve a full term

Wouldn't the American people be pretty demoralized after a while?

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>Damn it, Sean Bean has broken his leg and we need someone to stand in for him in a few shots.
>Funnily enough sir, when I was in Donetsk last week...

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>>64490563
>can't afford Kiefer Sutherland
>hire guy who looks like him but sounds like he smokes 8 packs a day
(I still like him though)

>>64490666
They were in good hands
>devil trips
>Trump
Ayyy

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>can't afford Amy Adams
>hire Borat's wife

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>cant afford ralph fiennes
am I doing this right lads?

>>64486172
topkek

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>We need a somewhat cute bimbo with something of a butterface, but JLaw won't act in my shitty ass movie
>You rang?

>>64481890
Lynch and Jodo's surrealism has nothing in common though and the label of 'surrealism' itself is not enough to warrant equivalency

>>64481890
Just imagine the executives meeting.

"So this guy Jodorowsky isn't working, are there any other "weird" directors out there?

Sure."

>>64490400
Dan Amboyer. And there are rumors he's playing Hal Jordan in Batman v. Superman.

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>>64484976
>when you want close up of buttholes

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>We need a femme fatale who'll get naked
>Say no more sir

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>>64483179
Nah it's this guy, he can make the deep voice over for the trailers too.

>>64490563
If they ever do make another MGS, I want him to be Snake again.

>>64481876
zock borff

>>64491665
link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-BVs-KCSiA

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>when you need an imitation-Michael Mann film that caters to fedora sensibilities

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>when Mark Wahlberg is too busy beating up minorities

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>>64483179
>That feel when you'll never be in good hands.

>>64484350
a bit cold there, brah

>>64483302
Danny Boyle and fincher are nothing alike

>>64491108
no. Dafoe is first rate

>>64491676
I don't think they'd want another recast, it'd be fucking retarded.

They are actually making another MGS game and I'm curious as to how it will even turn out

>>64481573
hes better than will smith

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>>64490565
>>Sir, I have an idea

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>>64490718

>>64484803
that hurts

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>We need a Tarantino movie from someone who actually went to film school

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>>64484350

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>Tarantino's not around, let's get some random dude who's never directed anything before to make a Pulp Fiction knock-off.

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>>64481925

>>64483218
Can't afford the former Shah of Iran

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>>64481467

>>64483695
>jus' dial 1-900-LINDEN
>damn, girl

>>64484510
>puberty turns people from negroid goblins into off-white 7/10s

>>64484975
Watch him walk or use a phone in any of his films, then again in real life, and see if he abandons any of his personal habits or pecadilloes when he "inhabits a character". He like literally can't act.

>>64483695
Is that the bane pornstar?

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>Get me John Boyega!
>He's unavailable sir...
>Fine, someone else will do the mo-cap.

>>64493667

>>64488425

>>64482581
Wait, did Denis Villeneuve actually make porn?

>>64481890
you're an idiot

>>64483923
>her mom is that hot milf Norma from Twin Peaks
>her dad is quincy jones
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

>>64490793
That's not Trump.
Has his WASPy look though

>>64493897
I too saw last nights thread

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>>64494287
Because you're a child and/or nigger moron.

>>64494002
>i'm somehow disproved by literally nothing

This GIF covers you both. Look at it long and hard, then think—I mean REALLY think—whether you should be speaking to adults this way, or whether you should just end it all tonight.

>>64494981
>just end it all tonight
i feel like there's an element of projecting in that statement

>>64491637
>when you can't afford eva green

>>64481817
>Can I get these 2 actors in one?
>Why yes you can considering this guy ate both of them

>>64486172
kek/lel

>>64483695
looks like young keith carradine

>>64491108
>Ben Quadinaros
sorry, Fiennes would be lucky to sub for Dafoe

>>64491637
>and suck a black dick on film

>>64481688
he never won an oscar you idiot

>>64486172
would suck bone dry

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>>64481549
>actors willing to work for food

>>64485251
Truth.

>>64481925
> whappity whappity whappity

>>64491665
losing Freddy was nearly the breaking point for dropping HoC

I could fucking SMELL those ribs

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>Can't afford actress

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>Get me Pacino
>He's not available sir.
>Then get me his non-union generic south american equivalent.

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>our loser character needs a love interest
>but she has to be somewhat believable, thin, and not ethnic

>>64483369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbFg3rE-nsk

>>64484257
>>64485128
>you cast Franco
>you get the two for one deal even though you didn't really want James Franco that much in the first place
>no way to get rid of them
FUCK

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>can't afford a homeless black man off the streets

>>64483179
fake Denzel

>>64485152
>>64485592
samefag

>>64484487
Isn't that the Jessica Jones woman?

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>Hmm what will my movie be ab-
>I'll do it

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>we need a tall guy who's just a little bit intimidating
>say no more

>>64485917
> taytay will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>>64500796
βaf

>>64482363
Mark Strong is a million times better than Stanley "the dwarf" Tucci

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>>64484663

>>64500856
Vaughn please go

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>get me jackie chan!

>>64500996
>get me a minority male lead, but one that insecure white males won't feel threatened by

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>Here's $8 bring me Willem Dafoe
>Uh... yeah, sure boss.

>>64485251
>>64495776
>>64493742

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

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>Get me David Duchovny!
>What do you mean we don't have enough money?

>>64500584
>when you need bigfoot and can't afford a fur suit

>>64483103
>we blew our budget on Affleck and the CGI and can't afford the food to feed another actress
>say no more senpai

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>We got a fart joke coming up, know any actors that can let out a loud one?
>He's actually directing, sir.

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>Get me a beta version of Kurt Russell that appeals to Redditors.

>>64502114

kek

>>64501124
>imdb him to see what he was in since his face was familiar
>x-files advert on the right
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>64502114
>I want Kurt Russell, but I also want him to be great versatile actor
>It is done, sir.

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>get me Reddit

>>64483245
this, for the first half of "the big short" I wasn't sure which canuck was playing that character, gosling with black hair is really similar

>>64490783
thats the scientology retard right?
he looks fucked up on the GC documentarie

>>64502114
Top kek

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>can't afford Chris Hemsworth

>>64491862
He's referencing the Steve Jobs movie and how they originally wanted Fincher to direct but ended up with Boyle.

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>Get me Eva Green, she would be perfect for this role.
>But, sir. This movie premiers in Isla Nublar, how are we going to appeal to the Velociraptor demoraphic?

>>64502906
Gosling with black hair looked absolutely retarded.

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>can't afford clothes

>>64482165
I know her and her mother, they're good people.

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>FUCK! We only have $20k left in the budget and we still haven't cast the sidekick yet.
>I got you senpai.

>>64482176
Looks like Jennifer Lawrence without the mongoloid eyes

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>>64500911