What is the most amount of food you've smuggled into a theater? One time I snuck in two whole large pizzas and two 1-liter bottles of soda. I was wearing a trench coat and had each slice of pizza in a plastic bag and placed in the coat pockets. I had the soda bottles in my pants pockets which were concealed by my coat.
Would have been the time I had 6 gyros in the various pockets of my grandfather's zoot suit (two gyros for each act), but the theatre sheeple kicked me out when they saw me using the butter dispenser on them.
I got banned from Cinepolis because people were complaining the smoke of my charcoal griller was too much for them. I was just in the middle of preparing the meat when the manager told me to get out
I've been to the cinema like nine times all my life. Never got the idea to smuggle sth in because buying cinema popcorn and coke was always part of the experience. if id wanted to eat spaghetti bolognese while watching a movie i would just stay home, torrent a movie and watch it while eating spaghetti bolognese. smuggling in non-cinema food would ruin the entire cinema experience fot me
My friend tried getting in with a bucket of Popeye's chicken. The manager noticed him after the dude took our tickets so my friend booked it and ate his chicken while running. Dude caught him and told him to eat it outside.
I took a comically large item of food inside an unusual piece of clothing.
>not using a portable e-z bake oven
For fuck's sake dude, it's like you wanted to get caught. I bet you're fucking american. It's always americans who have no consideration for their fellow movie-goers
Did you make fish stick kitties for everyone?
>living in america
>having to smuggle in waiters
>not have entrenched cinema waiters at every theatre to attend to your every need and serve a mean chamomile tea
I smuggled in this spam and anchovy pizza (I call it a "Spamchovy"), but they somehow noticed after I took it out and started eating.