>go to the cinema >buy a ticket for star wars >extra

>>64479192
It's not a gamble, Nigel. In fact I demand my money back even when I did enjoy the movie. Suck on that.

>>64479192
>consumer rights
>cant buy knives sharper than 6"
Ok, Ahmed Salami Mohammed

>>64479315
Why would you buy a knife at a cinema?

>>64479192

> Not buying your Falcon any popcorn

Faggot, I am calling the ASPCA on you.

>>64479192
>go to couples cinema
>no singles no families around
>pay after the movie based on how satisfied you were with the film
>Don't have to pay anything if not satisfied

>>64479366

Necause those jerks with the metal detectors confiscated the one you brought and you need to open the plastic anto theft case your candy comes sealed in.

>>64479366
To stab anyone breaking the policies, of course.

>>64479408
>tfw you successfully fend off a rogue falcon with your trusty Bowie knife

>>64479366
>British "rights" only apply to cinemas
No thanks, m8

>>64479372
>not distracting fellow movie goers with a rendition of Aragorn's black gate speech while your falcon swoops in and steals their crab legs

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>>64479315
> sharper that 6"
>sharpness is a length

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>>64479192
because its not about how hard you hit

it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward

>>64479192
Feels great to know I'm not subsidizing stingy cheapos (likely homeless) who shouldn't be at the cinema tbqh