What are they going to review for Fuck You, It's January?

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

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When did you realize RLM was a bunch of has-been sellouts?

2008 Plinkett would've LAMBASTED The Force Awakens. I knew something was up when Mike "loved" Jurassic World.

big short?

>>64475639
"Fuck You, It's January"? really?

what a bunch of fucking tools

>>64475981
You know the Plinkett reviews are a different format with a different agenda than Half in the Bag right? Half in the Bag has always been first impressions and more subjectivity in their thoughts. Plinkett is more about digging into the objective side of film.

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The new Space Cop trailer's fantastic! The effects, the humor, the acting, the screenplay... the trailer alone is a 10/10 short film, I don't know if I can handle the actual movie.

>>64475981
> When did you realize RLM was a bunch of has-been sellouts?


When they unironically liked Dark Knight Rises.

Also they seem to like almost every single capeshit out there nowadays.

>>64476119
>objective side of film
You mean subjective opinions framed as objective criticism.

>>64476204
>le 'there is no objectivity in art critique' meme

Salutations reddit!

>>64476289
Sure there is, but certainly not in RLM reviews.

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Best line from SC trailer?

1. "Why didn't you tell me aliens are real?!"
"You didn't ask."

2. "This is my MOST TREASURED possession."
::picture of wife promptly destroyed::

3. "Space Cop, do you even know what Hot Dogs are made out of?"
"Recycled Chinese children and horse penis."

>>64476136
Hello fellow Red Letter Media™ shill!

>posting in a literal shill thread

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Haha. You're funny, Jay. The fucking clothes need to come off now, though.

>>64475639
Space Cop

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>>64476527
Mike, you silly goose. Why did you call me the Green Goblin in our last bagging?

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>>64476619
Now what?

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>>64476893
I think you just get on my body.

>>64476925
>>64476619
>>64476527
Jesus, samefag, you're just fucking sad.

>>64476527
>>64476619
>>64476893
>>64476925
>2016
>redditlettermediaposting

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I think you get on my body >>64476981
. Now.

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>>64476981
>>64477048
>same samefag poster both posts

>>64476046
Well January is the dumping ground for the majority of the horseshit films so it makes sense

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>>64477051
i would but i have bad diarrhea maybe tomorrow senpai

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>"Frindo, im Fourth Reich Mike. Telin le thaed."
>"Lasto beth nîn, tolo dan nan galad."

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>>64477114
>>64477051
>>64476925
>>64476619
>>64476527
>this one sad asshole trying to keep his worthless thread alive

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What kind of car should I buy?

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That's not very nice.

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thread dead?

>>64478175
wow, they must secretly hate each other and only work together for the sweet patreon dollars.

>inb4 someone claims they HAVE to be friends simply because theyve been working together for a decade (WTF?)

>>64478378
You're fucking retarded.

>>64478378
>they HAVE to be friends simply because theyve been working together for a decade (WTF?)

we all know how well that worked out for Opie and Anthony

(but in case you didn't, basically, they worked together for ~20+ years, both became wealthy and successful, but actually weren't friends and later revealed that they hated each other

>>64478175
>2003
Yeah Jay must have totally sensed that Mike would go on to create a popular internet review a decade later, then go on to create a successful Patreon account several more years after that.

>>64478462
Hi Myson!

This thread is just one lonely asshole's fanfic. Sad really.

>>64478626
I think you just get on my body.

>>64478626
It was pretty funny seeing the posts racking up but not bumping the thread, maybe OP should learn how 4chan works.

>>64478788
Assisting OP

>>64478175
>Mike
>literally a fedora as avatar
you can't make this shit up

>>64478788
Bump!

I don't want create a new thread so I'll ask here

is Criminal Minds worth watching?

bump 1

The Forest
Ride Along one and two
Bayghazi

Space Cop

>>64480629
Will it be the best movie of 2016, or of the 2010s altogether?

bump 2

>>64477296
No one really cares, honestly

Did you guys notice in the Space Cop trailer that Rich is grinning during a lot of his lines delivery? Do you think that's why Mike put a big helmet on his head?

How come Mike's acting seems to be self-aware-pretend-bad-acting? Did they try doing good acting? You know he can seriously take on a persona or character when he wants to, because he does it in the Plinkett reviews. He becomes 100% Plinkett, he's not pretending to be someone who's pretending to be Plinkett.