What will Aunt Claire do she do now that Jurassic World is closed down and the blood of countless innocents is on her hands? Surely no business is going to want to hire this pencil-pushing murderer and her lack of foresight.
>Live off the sweat of his brow
Did this movie and character single handedly start a new wave of Aunt and redhead fetishes?
This tbqh senpai, I watched the movie multiple times soley for her
She can work in grocery.
But if you want her to work in Dino related jobs, she can work for Uncle Sam in an attempt to retrieve InGen's assets and tech from the renegade.
Uncle Sam never ever cared about responsibility in JP
She's starring in Gold with Matthew McConaughey, which comes out later this year
>saw the other JP movies
> Never cared much for any of them, even the first
>Skip JW in theaters
>rent it on Blu Ray
> mfw it's the best one and B.D.H. is hot as fuck in it.
>be me a few years ago
> early 20's gf looks exactly like B.D.H.
>be happiest person on earth
>she dumps me
>spend a week in fetal position
>get another gf
>it's not the same
>spend the next several years in 4chan
>fap a lot
>tfw she's the Carrie Fischer of our generation
>tfw you'll never be one of the teens that gets to fuck her just by saying how much of a fan you are
>What will Aunt Claire do she do now that Jurassic World is closed down and the blood of countless innocents is on her hands?
Have a LT of sex. Just goddamn tons of sex. Dick o'clock, it stops twice a day.
what did she mean by this?
She'd be a great Mara Jade.
>tfw Claire will make her clean her soles with your tongue
i don't wanna live anymore
All of you are massive faggots for not noticing her in spiderman III.
>anon, your auntie claire has had a rough day job searching - w-would you mind making me feel good with your cute little mouth again? If you don't mind I think I'm going to have you do some stuff with my bottom this time. Dont worry it's clean.
Imagine being that boy. Deliberately screwing up takes so you can have an excuse to thrust your face into Bryce Dallas Howard's heavenly cleavage and thrust your crotch (that's feeling kinda funny when you junk of her) into hers. She keeps her composure on set but she gives you a slight smirk because she knows what your doing and secretly likes it. You can only hope she'll invite you to her trailer so she can "go over some scenes" with you
fuck off newfags
She'll probably start overeating and double in size.
I have dozens and dozens of Blu rays and dvd's at home and I have never bought a movie because there was a hot chick in it. I would never even consider it. That's what porn is for.
Howevet I'm honestly thinking about picking up a copy of Jurassic World just for that reason if I can find a good enough deal.
Where are the /tv/ artists?! Fucking make this a reality
can you imagine how big Auntie Claire's body would look bouncing up and down on a little boy
she is short
If you want to see a kid molested you are fucking sick in the head and were probably abused by your mom or suffer from autism. I hope all of you are shot. Each and every one of you is deranged.
>she will never carry you around in her tummy for 9 months
can I just die already
>not wanting bbw bryce to sit on your face
>aunt claire sticks her raptor fecal stained stilletto in my mouth
>it tastes like a cunnilingus of a rare brachiousaurus
>aunt claire straps me in the large JURASSIC PARK car seat and buckles the straps tight
>my pink adolescent nibbles throb like a frustrated dilophosaurus frill
I guess they can always make up some shit about she accidently injected herself with brontosaurus genes....
She's only had sex with her husband, so it's ok
Jurassic World 2 reveals she has ANOTHER sister
just eat my shit up senpai
>tfw I managed to create a BDH thread that didn't get banned like all the others
Thank you for making it possible, Anons.
>you'll never be a young boy stuck in some isolated place with these two
nice waifu thread in disguse
where are these?
It wasn't her fault really. She's just the operations manager. Since it's offshore they're only beholden to the laws of whoever they leased it from (Costa Rica?), and I'm sure they have all kinds of clauses to protect the company and government.
She'll be fine. Probably get some golden parachute, live off the money she put away as a spinster living in employee housing, and go work for Disney Land as soon as their operations guy retires.
anyone else looking forward to how hot and milfy she gets in her future? she looks perfect at 34, but just imagine
>what if I busted a nut and looked at Ron by accident and suddenly I've got that association in my mind
He's literally an American Institution. From Andy Griffith, to happy days, to his competent and satisfying directing career; he's been an icon of American Film and Television since before "color" was an option.
Now if you look over at Clint and bust a nut... then I got nothing.
>we will never get a JW prequel about the two Judy Greer and Bryce Dallas Howard growing up in the same house together
>ywn see a sexually inexperienced bryce ask her more mature older sister judy for the talk on the birds and the bees
>ywn see a sexually frustrated judy greer take advantage of her naive little sister
Fucking hollywood, it's like they refuse to make necessary films
>>ywn see a sexually frustrated judy greer take advantage of her naive little sister
There goes a fap free 2016
great thread bros, we reached limit though. you were all good friends
I didn't know that "Howard" meant THAT Howard until this thread to be honest.
It's weird though, despite my thing being pale alien looking redheads, something about her just never clicked with me. Maybe it's just pointy elbow, or maybe I've just always subconsciously seen the Opie in her.
RIP great bread