What will Aunt Claire do she do now that Jurassic World is closed

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>>64473935
Continue being my Waifu :3

>>64473935
Have sex with her nephew.

>>64473935
She'll likely be hired as a consultant by whatever moron decides to open the next dinosaur zoo.

She could finally remove her high-heels

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>>64473935

>Marry Owen
>Live off the sweat of his brow

>>64473935
Teach her nephews about sex the hands on way

Maybe she'll stop being in bad movies.

>>64473935

Limited liability means she still gets to keep her money. And I'm sure some crappy company will hire her. Even if she's not in a Fortune 500 she can still take in six figures.

>>64473977
This desu fame

fuck her nephew

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>>64473968
>>64473992
>>64474204

Did this movie and character single handedly start a new wave of Aunt and redhead fetishes?

>>64473935

THe best part of the film was how cunty she seemed at the start and how hot she was by the end

Also, tit sweat

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hmm I wonder

>>64473968
hopefully

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>>64474260
This tbqh senpai, I watched the movie multiple times soley for her

>>64473935
She can work in grocery.

But if you want her to work in Dino related jobs, she can work for Uncle Sam in an attempt to retrieve InGen's assets and tech from the renegade.

Uncle Sam never ever cared about responsibility in JP

>>64474299
>swn be your hot aunt that takes your virginity

>>64474299
Kid goes straight in for a motorboat. Respect.

>>64474376
just rip me apart with two trexes already ;_;

>>64474299
do they fug

>>64474438
yes, that's how she makes it up to them for her being so absent.

this movie was pretty good desu.

>anon you're not going to tell your mom what we did are you?

>>64473935
Implying being hot isn't enough to get a job, what ever is your shity resume

>>64473935
I can guarentee you 54% of its box office was people who rewatched it after getting a new redhead fetish

Where can I get a milfy redhead gf to rp my aunt? asking for a friend

>>64473935
She could stay home and pop out little Pratt brats

>>64474568
craigslist

>>64474568
Go to ireland

>>64474523
i actually went into cinema when it was empty just to wank off to her helicopter scenes

>>64474535
I wonder if he can smell her muskiness?

Someone pls post the ASS pic

>>64474535

If I had that job at that age I would be struggling to keep my boner out of shot

Also, at any age

>>64473958

You're gonna have to get through me senpai

>>64474615
After all of that running around every part of would be sweaty.
Her muskiness is acting like a warm, treacly anesthetic, which is why he can't move.

>>64474607
Someone post that webm, her face looks like someone singing down on her off screen

>>64474535
>>64474299
I've been ruined to the point where I cant see a pretty woman plantonically interacting with a boy without being turned on.

>>64474736
>swn use her pheromones to lull you into a sleep and then swallow you whole into her vagina

wel

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>>64473993
She's starring in Gold with Matthew McConaughey, which comes out later this year

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>>64474479

>saw the other JP movies
> Never cared much for any of them, even the first
>Skip JW in theaters
>rent it on Blu Ray
> mfw it's the best one and B.D.H. is hot as fuck in it.

Nintendo hired Regie Fils-aime after his reign of terror at vh1

>>64474587
He said milfy, not hambeast

>>64474838
just cut my head off with a guillotine infront of the entire village already ;_;

Real question is, how in the name of fuck would the biggest Park in history hire such a young unarticulated woman to run it

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>>64474994
>we want the redhead/cougar fetish audience

>>64474994
>young

>>64475044
>swn connect her anus to one of your veins and poop and feed you her sweaty pubic hair
Just kill me already

>>64475055
Such a big operation would require someone with at least 25years of experience leading projects like this

How does a college student find a hot redhead cougar in her mid 30s to date?

>>64475044
>swn let out a massive fart in front of you and instead of being embarrassed, bite the tip of her finger while smiling and say "oops".

>>64475209
go to a bar after 5 on a weekday

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>>64475302
Thnx familia

>>64475209
Tinder, gyms, cougar bars, literally anything with 90s/80s theme -- bars, ship cruises, tourism spots
Been there, done that, etc

>>64475093

>be me a few years ago
> early 20's gf looks exactly like B.D.H.
>fuck constantl
>be happiest person on earth
>she dumps me
>spend a week in fetal position
>get another gf
>it's not the same
>break up
>spend the next several years in 4chan
>no gf
>fap a lot
>no worries

>>64473935
Is that the same girl from Ant-Man?

>>64475209

Set tinder to 30+

>>64474848

H I G H T E S T

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>>64475923
No, this is Bryce Dallas Howard

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>>64475895
that sucks, Anon

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>>64475895
At least you have the fappy memories

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>>64477577
>ywn spend 4 minutes with her in that van

>>64473935

She can work as a chili and sea bass cook in the next Jurassic World

>>64477577
>swn force you into a van and forcefully take sexual advantage of you
:'(

POST HELICOPTER ORGASM WEBM

>>64473935
tfw she was BLACKED in a movie.

>>64477855
THIS. It looks like someone is going down on her offscreen

>>64473971
>next dinosaur zoo
The next thing is going to be dinosaur soldiers, no more zoos

She was a much better "strong female character" than Rey.

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>>64477855

>>64473935
>director of Jurassic world is making Star Wars IX

what are the chances of me getting to see this high test honey in a slave leia outfit?

>>64477980
thanks but theres a scene missing

>>64478004
She should be a Dark Side baddy. Stick her in a skimpy leather outfit and give her a red lightsaber. That will put asses in the seats.

>>64477577
*sweety

>>64478050
Mara Jade spin off/prequel with BDH and jessica chastain as her sister when?

>>64473992
Definitely

>>64478079
>>64477980
Does Bryce know how many boys and young men have masturbated to her character and how many fetishes she's inspired?

>>64474260
Tit sweat fucking made that movie. So hot.

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>>64478148
>tfw she's the Carrie Fischer of our generation
>tfw you'll never be one of the teens that gets to fuck her just by saying how much of a fan you are

>>64478114
meant for

>>64474250

>>64473935
>What will Aunt Claire do she do now that Jurassic World is closed down and the blood of countless innocents is on her hands?
Have a LT of sex. Just goddamn tons of sex. Dick o'clock, it stops twice a day.

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>>64478004
she's actively lobbying for a part

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>>64474299

>>64478385
God she looks so hot, hnnnnng

>>64473935
She is so pretty :3

>>64474848
JUST

>>64478335
She's gonna teach her nephews the proper way to please a lady

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>>64478407
https://www.instagram.com/p/_S08CttVJr/
what did she mean by this?

>>64477980
>>64478079
I want to call her mommy while she squirms on my pee pee making faces like that.

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>>64478004
>>64478385
She'd be a great Mara Jade.

>>64478485
>not calling her "aunty Claire"

This entire thread is slowpoke mode. B.D.H. has been my waifu since spiderman 3.

I would do an image dump but I'm not at home.

>>64478385
Her fan need not worry, as nepotism guarantees her daddy will buy the role for her.

keep this thread alive, I just sent the link to her twitter

>>64473935
Probably doing jail time or homeless after all the lawsuits

>tfw she's mid thirties already
WHY WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT HER BEFORE
DURING HER 20S PRIME
HER 30S PRIMME IS GREAT BUT ...

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>>64478599
she didn't start her movie career until 2003

>>64477641
:3

>>64475252
Pls don't make me cum.

>>64478079
I get the feeling she's never going to look better than she did in JW

>she was already on her 20s
Bryce why, your beauty should have been in more movies ;_:

>>64475044
dat ass

unf

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>>64478545
BRYCE PLS NOTICE ME! I LOVE YOU

>>64475895
>for the rest of your days

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>tfw Claire will make her clean her soles with your tongue
i don't wanna live anymore

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All of you are massive faggots for not noticing her in spiderman III.

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literally perfect

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>>64478872
She's batter with her natural hair color tbqh

Me neither>>64478870

>>64478500
>Luke is like in his 60s
>has a wife as young as his daughter and nephew

>>64478990
That's what spin off prequels are for anon, we can cgi young luke

>>64478599
have you never seen the village m8?
also, she was 24 in this scene
site without mothers/ 649D16B

>>64478990
have you seen luke recently? motherfucker wouldn't look too bad around a 35 year old.

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>>64478928

>anon, your auntie claire has had a rough day job searching - w-would you mind making me feel good with your cute little mouth again? If you don't mind I think I'm going to have you do some stuff with my bottom this time. Dont worry it's clean.

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>>64477811
goddamn

just fucking die in my sleep already

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>ywn have a high test redhead wife

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>>64479135

>>64479129
>tfw i would lick Bryce wherever she wanted anytime she wanted

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>>64479168

>>64479069
nigger wtf, fuck you.

>>64474299
Imagine being that boy. Deliberately screwing up takes so you can have an excuse to thrust your face into Bryce Dallas Howard's heavenly cleavage and thrust your crotch (that's feeling kinda funny when you junk of her) into hers. She keeps her composure on set but she gives you a slight smirk because she knows what your doing and secretly likes it. You can only hope she'll invite you to her trailer so she can "go over some scenes" with you

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>>64477720
>>64477811
>>64475252
>>64475093
>>64474838
>>swn
>>ywn
fuck off newfags

>>64478148
I hope so

>>64478526
tfw ron howard will never direct a Star Wars movie

>>64479491
Lucas wanted him to make the phantom menace.
>tfw we could've had BDH as padme

>>64479461
hello, reddit here

>>64479533
she was still in HS back in the 90's

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She'll probably start overeating and double in size.

>>64473968
Are you talking about the younger one? He was so hot.

>>64478505
hnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>64479607
Wasn't natalie around the same age?

>>64479607
How old do you think Natalie Portman was in the 90s?

>>64474299
>straight shota

this is my fetish

>>64479627
Both idiot.

>>64478050
>>64478073
Fuck, someone fund this shit right now

>>64479645
exact same age. Both born in 81.

>>64479645
Natalie was a child actor and had tutors

>>64478148
>liking mature women in her prime
>fetish

No, anon, you are not "kinky", just average.

>>64479691
>Claire aged like wine
>Natalie aged like a grape

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>>64479773

>>64478335
>>64478451
I love BDH threads

>Claire can’t help admiring her boys. She only feels whole when they are all together

>>64474479
Fucking pleb

>>64479891
>not loving a movie that gives you dinosaurs and a hot sweaty redhead to masturbate to

It's flawed heavily but my dick loved it

>>64478460
>tfw it wasn't your force she was feeling that day

just throw me in a vat of acid already ;__;

>>64478704
I honestly think this is her prime, all MILFy and high test. Hotter than she was in her twenties

>>64479975
>swn use her force on you

I have dozens and dozens of Blu rays and dvd's at home and I have never bought a movie because there was a hot chick in it. I would never even consider it. That's what porn is for.

Howevet I'm honestly thinking about picking up a copy of Jurassic World just for that reason if I can find a good enough deal.

>>64478776
if she even clicks the link all she will instantly notice is fetishism calling her a pedophile. She will hate you and everyone itt

>>64479206
same desu

>>64480025
This, to be honest. She didn't do much for me as Gwen Stacy but now my dong expands beyond known bounds.

>>64480135
I will just go back to Reddit and pretend nothing ever happened.

>>64474299
why does this make my dick hard

>>64479338
someone should pick up on this and elaborate

>>64474299
is there any movies actually about straight shota??

>>64480344
I want /ss/ of Aunt Claire and nephews so bad.

>>64480135
>implying she would stealth post a picture of her and Gray saying
>here with one of my boys

>>64479942
Took the words right out of my mouth

>>64480382
Me too m8, me too.

>>64480344
that french monica belluci movie, it's all fantasy though

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>>64480382
Where are the /tv/ artists?! Fucking make this a reality

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can you imagine how big Auntie Claire's body would look bouncing up and down on a little boy

>>64480382

I'm half tempted to do this, if only I weren't at work.

>>64480681
What about the other nephew? The older one who always makes wierd looks at girls. She should teach him a lesson

>>64480800
too old

>tfw to old to be Bryce's boytoy

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>>64480681
she is short

i can only picture Claire fucking Owen or Gray

>>64480912

those kids look fetching as fuck when they aren't being shoehorned into cliche roles

excellent thread

>>64480800
Yeah, she should sit on his face

>>64480912
realistically, did they?

>>64473935

In real life she would be sentenced to prison for her incompetence

>>64480912
this is the true meaning of test

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If you want to see a kid molested you are fucking sick in the head and were probably abused by your mom or suffer from autism. I hope all of you are shot. Each and every one of you is deranged.

>>64481103
Most guys want to have sex with older women at a young age.

Most young girls don't though.

>>64481123

poor b8 m8, wouldn't r8 it an 8

>>64478872

She pulls off blonde so well god dayum

>>64481123
No when we were kids we all wanted to have sex with an older women so the idea turns us on.

It's more like if I were those kids I would hit that.

>>64480912
She looks stunning/10 in this pic

Would marry without a prenup

>>64481142

You're right, most young girls dont want to have sex with old women

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>>64481123
Where did she touch you, anon?

>>64473935
The only thing that makes sense is to reopen the park with bigger, faster, and more deadlier dinosaurs that can open doors, camouflage, and rape and kill women and children

Do you think she still breast feeds her kid?

>>64475044
>cougar

She's only 33.

>>64481123

where do u think u are faggot

>>64481191
This. It's purely self-insert.

This is a forced meme, right? You guys don't actually find this Whoville character in a wig hot, right?

Right?

>>64481256
You're a forced meme.

>>64481227
her tits filled with milk would still be nonexistent

>>64481256
Ello reddit

>>64479214
>Eddie_Redmayne_in_Drag.jpg

Cannot Unsee

>>64473935
yep

>>64474872
The first one is praised as the best but it's nothing but Garbo after you read the book

Fuck you John Hammond

>>64481221
shut the fuck up.

>>64480912
dem hips


hnnnnnng

>>64481333
>vore fetishists losing their mind right here

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>>64481333
>>64481368
>she will never carry you around in her tummy for 9 months

can I just die already

>>64481368
>>64481333
Desu she is actually the first pregnsnt woman I found attractive.

Man she is just that hot.

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>>64481328

>>64481489
What was she thinking?

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>>64479617

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>>64479461
its you that's new

>>64481595
That isnt her.

>>64481636

It most definitely is

>>64481690
Nuh uh

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>>64481595
>not wanting bbw bryce to sit on your face

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>>64481230
35 in March

>>64481740

ya huh

>>64481742
>>64481595
What happened.

>>64481745
so pretty

where can I find a girl like her?

>>64481790
pregnacy

>aunt claire sticks her raptor fecal stained stilletto in my mouth
>it tastes like a cunnilingus of a rare brachiousaurus
>aunt claire straps me in the large JURASSIC PARK car seat and buckles the straps tight
>my pink adolescent nibbles throb like a frustrated dilophosaurus frill

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>>64481574

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>>64481829

I guess they can always make up some shit about she accidently injected herself with brontosaurus genes....

>>64481887
Is her nephew peaking on her about to strip?

>>64481824
nowhere
>super pale and beautiful
>natural bright redhair
>beautiful blue eyes
she is unique.

>>64480344
Womb gets double points for being incest /ss/

>>64481887
oh my

>>64481887
>"Please don't spank my bum aunt Claire, I'm sorry"

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>>64481887

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>>64482047

this thread physically hurts because i know i will have a chance with BDH

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>>64482098
there are no brakes

Best muh dick waifu thread of 2016 so far.

>>64482098

this is literally the worst case of tumblrised gif i have ever seen, it doesn't even show her roll her sleeves up

absolutely disgusting

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>>64482198

>>64482198
HNNNNNGH

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>>64482236

>mfw I noticed how banging BDH was in Spiderman 3 and 50/50 (even if she cucks cancer ridden JGL)

I had her first

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>>64482134
She's only had sex with her husband, so it's ok

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>>64482284
we had her at her best though

>>64482307
>she is loyal and basically pure
can she be anymore perfect?

>>64481837

I don't understand.

>>64482307
Wait!?

Since when did she marry Pewdiepie that lucky badtard!

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>>64482352
if she married me shed be more perfect for me

ITT: sad plebs who never saw her get BLACKED in Manderlay (2005)

>>64482385
that wasn't her.

>>64482307
Wow, that guy has a big head.

he's actually pretty handsome though

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>>64482296
>Bryce in 50/50
Goddamn I swear to God everywoman is in her top shape in that movie. Same thing for Kendrick, she has never looked better since it.

She is so beautiful and I am so ugly.
I want to die in my sleep. And my hard drive to combust spontaneously. And my phone, too.

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>>64482433
it's just the angle

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>>64482385
in your dreams, Krager

>>64482284
>all that sweat
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg

>you will never wank in her soup

>>64482235
Definitely.

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>>64482643
Is she saying 'run'?

>>64482205
By far

>>64481982
there is no ss in it

>dem feels
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2015/12/blind-item-10-kindness-11.html

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>>64482515

My nigga

>>64480382
artists make this now

>>64482680
man Judy Greer was also hot as fuck.

the japanese doujin write themselves

>>64482643
Perfect dick sucking mouth

Aunt Claire is designed for sex

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Jurassic World 2 reveals she has ANOTHER sister

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b675xQ1X20

just eat my shit up senpai

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>>64482205

>tfw I managed to create a BDH thread that didn't get banned like all the others

Thank you for making it possible, Anons.

>>64482819
Chastain is an ugly cunt.

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>>64482819
>you'll never be a young boy stuck in some isolated place with these two

fuck

>>64482939
Easily the best thread on this board right now

>>64483152
>help me obi wan you're my only hope

>>64482974
whatever you say anon, im sure you look ridiculously attracive and pleasing to look at

>>64482819
Both in matching suits and stilettos I hope

Well this was a productive thread.

im gonna go read fapfics of claire now.

>>64478079
>how you want me to do this scene, colin?
>gimme dat 'finger all the way up your butthole' acting

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nice waifu thread in disguse

>>64483496
where are these?

Why does Bryce Dallas Howard have three dude's names

literally perfect nose

>>64483601
to counter her incredible amounts of female sexuality

>>64483617
you can thank Dr Goldberg for that

>>64483617
THIS

>>64483573
archiveofourown,


there is a cute fanfic of Claire and Rexy bonding and being just cute and the reason why Rexy didn't eat Claire when she released her.

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>>64483601
she was conceived in Dallas, Texas

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10/10 would sex and cuddle afterward

>>64473935
It wasn't her fault really. She's just the operations manager. Since it's offshore they're only beholden to the laws of whoever they leased it from (Costa Rica?), and I'm sure they have all kinds of clauses to protect the company and government.

She'll be fine. Probably get some golden parachute, live off the money she put away as a spinster living in employee housing, and go work for Disney Land as soon as their operations guy retires.

>>64483789
>when she looks really hot here but Ron Howard is in frame
conflicted
what if I busted a nut and looked at Ron by accident and suddenly I've got that association in my mind

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>>64483502

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>>64483789
>Ron Howard's semen produced that

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Will you dance with her when you are married, /tv/?

>>64483880
>what is cropping

>>64483789
literally sex arms

>>64483905
>young Dallas
muh dick

>thread still up
Have they hired better janitors finally?

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anyone else looking forward to how hot and milfy she gets in her future? she looks perfect at 34, but just imagine

>>64484068
i'm sorry what? i could only think of how fun it would be to rub and ice cube from her lower back to her neck

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>>64484068
I'm looking forward to her performance in Gold

>>64484068
>ywn start kissing that neck and slowly work your way down to her butthole

>>64484170
perfection

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>>64483880
>what if I busted a nut and looked at Ron by accident and suddenly I've got that association in my mind
He's literally an American Institution. From Andy Griffith, to happy days, to his competent and satisfying directing career; he's been an icon of American Film and Television since before "color" was an option.

Now if you look over at Clint and bust a nut... then I got nothing.

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>we will never get a JW prequel about the two Judy Greer and Bryce Dallas Howard growing up in the same house together
>ywn see a sexually inexperienced bryce ask her more mature older sister judy for the talk on the birds and the bees
>ywn see a sexually frustrated judy greer take advantage of her naive little sister

Fucking hollywood, it's like they refuse to make necessary films

>>64484170
TARS set dick status to MUH

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>>64484223
>ywn be Matthew McConaughey

>>64484242
Can you believe BDH is related to fucking Clint Howard?

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>>64484334
>>ywn see a sexually frustrated judy greer take advantage of her naive little sister

There goes a fap free 2016

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>>64484424
>w-why anon?

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great thread bros, we reached limit though. you were all good friends

>>64484415
I didn't know that "Howard" meant THAT Howard until this thread to be honest.

It's weird though, despite my thing being pale alien looking redheads, something about her just never clicked with me. Maybe it's just pointy elbow, or maybe I've just always subconsciously seen the Opie in her.

>we actually reached threat limit
damn, the beautifulness of Bryce is infinite, it was fun lads, we'll be forever here.

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>>64484599
RIP great bread

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>>64484532
Shit's my kryptonite.

she was blacked