>I need to cast Chris Farley as the fat guy in my film >but

He's fucking handsome, why doesn't he get his shit unfucked, take some acting lessons and go be a leading man and get some of that teen pusspuss?

I think James is actually a good physical comedian and King of Queens was pretty funny. He's no Farley, but he's not bad. He just keeps taking awful roles.

It's actually
>we want the KoQ audience
and it works on me

>>64470889
Me too
KoQ and Everybody Loves Raymond are both comfy shows

>>64470548
wrong board man, /tv/ inexplicably loves King of Queens

James is plenty funny too. He's a champ physical comedian and pretty comfortable just playing bumbling fattos

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>>64470548
Why not just cast Chris Farley's brother?

>>64470548
King of Queens is actually a really good show and hitch wasn't bad. He shouldn't get casted in so many shitty sandler movies

>>64471066
It's a really funny show and Carrie is hot. That's all there is to it.

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>We still need to cast the bad guy
>Michael Rooker?
>Busy
>Elias Koteas
>Also busy
>Tobin Bell?
>Saw sequel
>Malcolm McDowell
>Dead
>Neal McDonough
>Too expensive
>I got you famm

>>64471408
>>Malcolm McDowell
>>Dead
Um... he's still alive.
>Neal McDonough
>Too expensive
That's who the picture is of.

>>64471408
He looks like a blonde Matt Damon

>>64471408
You fucked up spectacularly.

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DUDE FOOD LMA-

>>64472613
Mixed with Ray Liotta

>>64470600
He'd be the new Chris Pratt

God. People put Farley on a pedestal like crazy. All Farley humor is just fat guy slipping on bananas. Candy was funnnier, too.

Fuck Farley.

>>64471234
His appearance on CYE made me laugh out loud quite hard