Doctor Who Isn't Canon Edition
Eaten by Lolita: >>64435413
Capaldi got a guitar as a gift on the christmas special set. Does that mean we'll see more guitar goodness in S10? I'm still disappointed he didn't smash someone with the guitar in S9, that would have been GOAT.
>using non-canon garbage from 1990s books that were burned to keep eastern european orphanages warm as the OP for a general regarding the number one program on british television ten years in a row
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Doctor Who isn't canon, and he hasn't been canon for 200 years
M9. I sent off one appeal already. Retard mod was like "No you were vandalising", asshat probably didn't even read it let alone look at the edit history. But he also said "Let me know if there are questions" so I've sent off another exceedingly patient email asking him to lay out what the fuck is supposed to have been vandalised here (and again explaining what happened with utmost clarity). We'll see how that goes.
I wonder if Neon and pals threatened them with legal action if they didn't b& two random users and their mom got scared.
I don't even mean just Partners in Crime, I mean everything. Now that I think about it I can't remember a lot of episodes - especially the Donna series.
You briefly see her nip there.
>decide to watch the Husband of River Song
>"You know who you remind me of?"
>"My second wife."
I seriously can't anymore.
They've broken the definition of hamfisted.
remember that black lady in partners in crime that almost dies and is tied up to a chair and 10 just kind of casually laughs at her and almost forgets to untie her? 10 was a dick sometimes.
There's room for improvement. Here:
Not too sure on whether Rose or Martha is the worst companion. Rose was often annoying but on her good days there was comfiness to her character, while Martha was just... There.
Why is Moffat so obsessed with show horning lesbians.
>Remember Clara's first appearance in Assylum of Daleks
>The damn lizard
>Now freaking River, someone I idolized back when I was 13. I feel like my childhood is ruined.
>Now freaking River, someone I idolized back when I was 13
"Well, you've been wantin' watersports, I hear."
"Ummmm, where did you hear that?"
"It's alllll over the internet. Lucky you, I've been drinkin' the Grouse all night long. Open wide, dear~"
The Doctor would try to give her orders in the heat of a moment and she'd be all "I dun know whut ta duu Daktah!" or he'd try to explain something to her and she'd give that 1000 yard stare and ignore it. Then later on she'd have to remember what he said and look like she's in pain from using her brains.
Is Heavensent one of the very GOATest episodes of the show? One month later and I still can't calm down from how much I enjoyed it. I'm tempted to consider it my second favorite DW story of all time, just below The Girl In The Fireplace.
>he thinks he knows the Doctor
he's a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a waistcoat. Everything you think you know about him is a lie.
Not if we'll specifically make it an AMA. That's what I tried to say.
I really, really wish they'd had Susan come back in the 50th, since Carol Anne Ford's both still susan-ish but also is visibly much, much older than Matt Smith. Would have been a perfect regeneration story.
Donna is fucking shit-tier landwhale, martha is the hotest black chick on earth (not that she has much competition)
I want Susan to regenerate into a two-headed centaur with green fur and tentacles. There are no limits to regeneration, so why the fuck not?
>Moffat picks companions with his dick. Having a fag as showrunner avoided this.
Jack is still GOAT tho
Introduced by Moffat.
You'll get Asian Susan. Here's what she'll look like.
When the only way you can write lesbian or gay couples in general is to have them all over each other nonstop or be sluts it's sordid.
If you are going to have gays at least make them act like normal people not fucking nymphos.
>I never thought I'd see you again!
>It's me, Susan! I've regenerated!
>Donna isn't fat she is thick.
Do you faggots even know what you're talking about?
>pretending to like 80s who
Speaking of which...
>Reminder that in Cold Blood we see that silurians have poisonous, more than a meter long tongues.
>Reminder that Jenny often have sex with a silurian.
>Reminder that Jenny loves to have her intestines licked.
>Reminder that you will never experience the ecstasy of being on the brink of passing out because of the mix of pleasure, pain and suffocation that a silurian tongue taking over your trachea and stomack brings.
>tfw not a dirty ape slave of our silurian overlords.
>implying Time Lords only have one childhood
>implying the Time Lord currently known as the Doctor didn't live 13 previous lives before assuming that name and identity
Whovianfags are like assholes who say they love super heroes but have never even pick up a comic book. Not even a fucking compilation graphic novel. They just watch the movies and pretend they know what the fuck they're talking about.
The Master reverted to childhood during the Time War. Maybe the kid in Listen did the same. He could be the first Doctor, but not the first incarnation of the being known as the Doctor.
The Doctor's Tale get
The Masque of Mandragora get
Recorded Time get
A Groatsworth of Wit get
The Doctor and the Nurse get
The True and Indisputable Facts in the Matter of the Ram's Skull get
The Roof of the World (Big Finish) get
Option Lock get
A Most Excellent Match get
>girl sees I have the TARDIS as my phone wallpaper
>"Omg you like Doctor Who?"
>"Who is your favorite Doctor?"
>"Tom Baker, maybe John Pertwee...."
>her eyes glaze over as she interrupts me
>"I mean like 10th Doctor? Eleventh? You know?"
>She starts to gush about Tennant and Matt Smith.
>"I like the older series more."
>"Oh I can't watch those. They're like, too old, you know. Too weird looking."
>She starts doing the hyper active so randumb basic bitch schtick and mentions the Weeping Angels for some reason.
>make an excuse to end conversation
>"Okay, well it's nice to meet a fellow Whovian."
>"I'm not a god damn Whovian, I'm a Doctor Who fan. Know the difference."
>Grab my book and head to checkout
This is why I don't conversation or mingle with other Doctor Who fans. Those Whovian knobs are all obnoxious and don't care about anything outside of David Tennant and Matt Smith nuWho wankery. I don't even care how she felt after she was being so loud and shrill I just had to get away from her. I didn't even want the book I grabbed. Left it somewhere near the toys and shit.
The guy who replies to every criticism of current /who/ with "Nice meme" is even worse. There's at least two of us who post about how the music got worse because it's like night and day, whereas there's clearly just you posting that. Sorry f.am.
>"I'm not a god damn Whovian, I'm a Doctor Who fan. Know the difference."
Anon, I was with you up to this point, but that's pretty autistic.
I have told people not to refer to me as a Whovian and they give me a look or on one occasion the guy got butthurt and said "Well if you watch Doctor Who you're a Whovian"
But yeah this was harsh and uncomfortable to read.
>when the episode is so comfy that you fall asleep
>that person you just met sees you liked a DW thing
>invites you to their Doctor Who facebook group
Am I the only one who would like to see more of the First Doctor's ring?
It was shown to be very powerful in The Web Planet and a few other stories, but it never got explained, and it was just abandoned once the Doctor regenerated.
most of the people who complain about "whovians" don't give a shit about spinoff and non-television Doctor Who. they'll pretend or mention shit like the Eighth Doctor Adventures (big finish) but they don't really care.
>bored at bookstore
>see kid with TARDIS wallpaper, looks autistic
>decide to make smalltalk
>"So, I see you like Doctor Who? So do I."
>"Who's your favorite Doctor?"
>autist mumbles something inaudible
>decide to proceed anyway
>"I haven't watched much, but Tennant and Smith are good."
>autist mumbles again, "classic who is the only real who"
>"I've never really watched any. I saw a little, but the special effects were really cheesy."
>"I like the weeping angels."
>decide to back off
>"anyway, it was nice to meet another 'whovian!'"
>nerd screams FUCK YOU I'M NOT A FUCKING WHOVIAN YOU DAVIESFAG PIECE OF SHIT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A MONOID IS
>back away slowly
All this talk of Eighth Doctor.
Time for some McGann posting
desu you're right, and the point that interspecies regeneration is possible is still true (Circular Time: Spring, The Parting of the Ways, The Shadows of Avalon, The Book of the War, The Man in the Velvet Mask, etc.)
still a pretty good short story though
i said the BF EDAs, not the BBC novels
and the point was that the same elitists who say "muh classic who" only have a cursory knowledge of the most mainstream EU thing: the BF EDAs.
I haven't actually read it, I just really dislike the attempted retcon. Same for that short story where Marc Platt says Gulliver in The Mind Robber was actually Goth undercover. No it wasn't, it was fucking Gulliver out of Gulliver's Travels, that's the whole point of that serial.
yes, it's possible to regenerate into a child (or a tree or whatever)
i think it's less constraining to give him more life in that incarnation as an adult
obviously nothing is canon because canon is a shit concept that doesn't exist
But it does so in a very tongue-in-cheek way.
It doesn't take Destiny of the Daleks seriously because that story doesn't really take itself seriously either.
As retcons go, it's nowhere near as bad as War of the Daleks, where John Peel utterly rapes Destiny and other classic Dalek stories just to canonize his headcanon.
Headcanon: Gulliver escaped the Land of Fiction and infiltrated Time Lord society, adopting the name Goth and teaming up with the Master as the result of a bizarre metafictional off-screen adventure.
Arguably, the TV Movie
8 implies to Grace while they're at the new years party that the Master actually regenerated into the sex cobra, instead of having his mind transferred into it or whatever.
>not liking capaldi
Some people just don't have the refined mental and emotional palate in order to fully appreciate the complicated dance they make from narrative structure to narrative structure
Why hasn't the BBC fired Moffat yet?
Doctor Who has been a joke since he took over. Bad acting. Bad writing. Bad casting. Stupid one liners. Stories that make no sense. Too much sonic. EVERYONE I know agrees. I look at Tumblr and Facebook and most posts say Moffat should leave and I agree. no substance and the Doctor is now just le silly old meme man with none of the epicness that people watch for. No good companions like Rose or the best one Donna. No development for the doctor at all either! It's no wonder the show has crappy ratings and that the BBC wants it gone asap. I'm suprised he still has a job after everything has gone wrong year after year. I mean he can't even produce 13 episodes a year. That's his fucking job. No Who next year is best news ever except for Moffat leaving. Why he was appointed as showrunner I'll never fucking know.
>none of the epicness
>No good companions like Rose
I don't get your point. If it's a cheesy sci-fi family show, logically it's the elitists who should go into the trash, not the people mocking them?
The original poster was belittling some fans for not having seen the classic series. Justified or not, that's elitism if I ever saw it.
Have another one. I don't even watch anime, but they make for good reaction pics.
So i was playing black ops 3 last night and saw this...
wow this is some next level b8 man... good job!
I'll bite tho
>implying being show runner means you have to write all of the episodes
>Implying all his episodes are bad
>implying RTD's are better
>implying series 1-4 was pure golden age
>Implying Matt was bad Casting/Actor
>Implying Karen was bad Casting/Actress
>Implying Arthur was bad Casting/Actor
>Implying Jenna was bad Casting/Actress
>Implying Capaldino was bad Casting/Actor
>implying series 5 wasn't GOAT
>implying series 6 didn't have good eps
>implying series 7 didn't have good eps
>implying series 8 wasn't good
>implying series 9 wasn't good
>implying the sunnies weren't a nice break
>implying Rose was a good companion
>implying BBC want's its #1 money maker gone
>Most so called "Whovians" don't give a shit about old Doctor Who. They'll pretend or mention shit like Tom Baker but they don't really care.
Must have struck a nerve.
Paul Magrs has the tendecy to connect all of his stories into one big universe. I think a side-character from one of his big finish audios has a small role in one of the brenda and effie stories.
>Belittling them would be saying they weren't real fans
>Most so called "Whovians"
Also from this thread, since the whole business wasn't only about one post:
>Whovianfags are like assholes who say they love super heroes but have never even pick up a comic book. Not even a fucking compilation graphic novel. They just watch the movies and pretend they know what the fuck they're talking about.
>You can tell a try hard Doctor Who fan by whether they refer to themselves as that.
I'm not saying that these are wrong, just that it is elitism.
I admit I watched some Dragonball and other stuff when I was a child.
haven't read them yet, so this is second-hand info:
there are characters from the "phoenix court" novels iris originated from, pre-Old Flames
as well as characters from the audio The Boy that Time Forgot
and characters from his book To the Devil — A Diva, which had a character from Mad Dogs & Englishmen and Time Hunter
>tfw you'll never get to hang out with peter and jenna in their trailer
>Now freaking River, someone I idolized back when I was 13.
You fucking pansy.
>tfw you'll never get to play the doctor and do crazy stuff with the fans
I'd act in peoples fanfiction.
I'm more interested in the "my childhood is ruined because she fucks girls" part personally.
Although didn't River have bi hints as early as the Library? I recall her implying Lux was the only one in the room she didn't fancy.
We should have made him a card ;_;. He doesn't know /who/ loves him.
>playing Second Life at all
im not sure entirely what caused it but it was a combination of finding doctor who losing my internet connection for a while and seeing myself in a mirror and realizing i had no idea what i was looking at well getting a new job also helped but that was more of an after effect
I am trying to have an argument with a so-called 'fangirl Whovian' on another forum.
Can someone post a detailed list of all the stupid, awful, childish, immature things RTD's era brought, especially with the 10th Doctor and his companions.
well that is a huge part of it yes that is bottom of the barrel stupid right there
why is it worth it? what is so great about it? i want to understand people who dont lose sperm
So, I rewatched End of Time and it's not that bad at all.
Except for the Master.
And the skeleton, and the lightning.
And the burger scene, and his plan.
And the whole 'I never would' with the gun.
And the whole 'I don't want to go', so he magically makes regeneration last longer and says goodbye to everyone.
Aside from these tiny details, it's great.
>Aside from these tiny details, it's great.
Wut? Those are all big story moments. The only good thing was Wilf.