/who/ - Faction Paradox General

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Capaldi got a guitar as a gift on the christmas special set. Does that mean we'll see more guitar goodness in S10? I'm still disappointed he didn't smash someone with the guitar in S9, that would have been GOAT.

>>64470037
Does anyone have the full version of that pic? I can only find shitty crops with only half of 8's face

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>using non-canon garbage from 1990s books that were burned to keep eastern european orphanages warm as the OP for a general regarding the number one program on british television ten years in a row

>>64470037
Lesbian lizard and lesbian white maid is not canon

>>64470160
That's a name I've not heard in a looong time …

Identify yourself stalkeranon

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The wiki admins cannot undo or appeal your blocks for you, unfortunately.

>>64470037
New Who isn't canon

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>>64470037
Doctor Who isn't canon, and he hasn't been canon for 200 years

>>64470230
My brother hated Donna but the truth is find her extremely sexy and want make none her all night.

>>64470227
M9. I sent off one appeal already. Retard mod was like "No you were vandalising", asshat probably didn't even read it let alone look at the edit history. But he also said "Let me know if there are questions" so I've sent off another exceedingly patient email asking him to lay out what the fuck is supposed to have been vandalised here (and again explaining what happened with utmost clarity). We'll see how that goes.

I wonder if Neon and pals threatened them with legal action if they didn't b& two random users and their mom got scared.

>>64470161
This meme will never let us go

Clara>Rose>Donna>Martha>Amy
Sexy rank

Clara>Amy>Rose>Donna>Martha
Best companion tank

Prove me wrong

>>64470345
Rose should at the bottom of both.
Otherwise its not too bad.

>>64470340
Let it go! Let it go!

>>64470230
I don't even mean just Partners in Crime, I mean everything. Now that I think about it I can't remember a lot of episodes - especially the Donna series.

>>64470118
You briefly see her nip there.

>>64470374
What is with this Rose hate meme lately?

>>64470230
I think Partners in Crime is RTD's best opener. It's a great introduction for the "new" Donna, and so much fun without feeling dumb and cluttered like New Earth.

MAD LARRY AMA NOW
i'm not making a twitter. somebody tweet him

>>64470414
New Earth was such a mess.
It felt like RTD entirely wrote the plot based on the fact that Billie said she wanted to do more comedy.

>>64470414
Bitch New Earth was GOAT.

>>64470413
i thought there's always rose hate on /who/

>>64470455
Who the hellis Billie?

>>64470413
>lately
It's been here for quite a long time.
Just enjoy Rose and let /who/ have their memes.

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>decide to watch the Husband of River Song
>"You know who you remind me of?"
>"My second wife."
I seriously can't anymore.
They've broken the definition of hamfisted.

remember that black lady in partners in crime that almost dies and is tied up to a chair and 10 just kind of casually laughs at her and almost forgets to untie her? 10 was a dick sometimes.

>>64470483
Someone explain why Rose sucks.

Hard mode: Without saying she was a bitch.

>>64470345

There's room for improvement. Here:

Sexyness
Clara>Amy>Rose>Donna>Martha

Companionness
Donna>Amy>Clara>Rose?Martha

Not too sure on whether Rose or Martha is the worst companion. Rose was often annoying but on her good days there was comfiness to her character, while Martha was just... There.

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>>64470486

>>64470515
She was actually supposed to be the companion introduced in that episode.

>>64470530
>amy over clara
no m8 no

>>64470530
>Sexyness
>Donna>Martha
Fuck up

>>64470514
Why is Moffat so obsessed with show horning lesbians.

>Remember Clara's first appearance in Assylum of Daleks
>The damn lizard
>Now freaking River, someone I idolized back when I was 13. I feel like my childhood is ruined.

She was a stupid bucktooth slag.

>>64470434
FUCKING DO ITTTT
my IP is banned from making more twitter accounts, but remember that fakemailgenerator.com always exists

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>>64470590
>Now freaking River, someone I idolized back when I was 13

>>64470554
Sounds sexy

Would pay to see

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>>64470434
There's no AMA.

>>64470572
Donna is hotter

>All these niggers here trying to prove Martha is even the littlest bit of sexiness

>>64470521
Completely useless until plot miraculously had her be of use.
Also this >>64470604
Rose was very dumb. Even Donna had a least street smarts.

>>64470687
How was Rose dumb?

Is just because she is blonde?

>>64470633
"Well, you've been wantin' watersports, I hear."
"Ummmm, where did you hear that?"
"It's alllll over the internet. Lucky you, I've been drinkin' the Grouse all night long. Open wide, dear~"

>>64470514
Gotta jerk off those Tumblreddits and their genderbender fetishes.
I'm sure load of them took that as an implication that she was talking about The Doctor.

>>64470687
>Completely useless until plot miraculously had her be of use.
So you mean exactly like Clara in S7?

>>64470670
Ask him to come to /who/.

>>64470750
Plenty of people read Hell Bent as revealing that the Doctor was born a girl.

>>64470762
were not talking about clara m8

>>64470782
I wish they never added that like because it wouldn't make sense because of the regeneration cycle

>>64470762
Yes
>>64470732
The Doctor would try to give her orders in the heat of a moment and she'd be all "I dun know whut ta duu Daktah!" or he'd try to explain something to her and she'd give that 1000 yard stare and ignore it. Then later on she'd have to remember what he said and look like she's in pain from using her brains.

Is Heavensent one of the very GOATest episodes of the show? One month later and I still can't calm down from how much I enjoyed it. I'm tempted to consider it my second favorite DW story of all time, just below The Girl In The Fireplace.

>>64470825
>implying the First Doctor didn't have an operation to become male

>>64470801
Clara is basically brunette Rose
>both hot
>both bitchy
>both love BBC
>both had a crush on the Doctor at one point

>>64470883
Everybody loved BBC, except Martha who loved BWC.
http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Interracial_Relationships

>>64470878
He didn't though, we see him as a kid

>>64470537
No, that's Piper.

>>64470861
That was goat. Hell Bent sucked though .

>>64470920
A kid with long hair...

>>64470486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_3oU-Z4Vxo

>>64470825
Plus they showed The Doctor as a boy in "Listen" and was called a boy in "The Empty Child"

>>64470771
If he came to /who/, he'd just read without posting anyway.

>>64470917
Not Amy. Amy was the only sane woman on the show.

>>64470971
>thinking Moffatthead cares about continuity
It's that cute.

>>64470963
Bitch the first Doctor had long hair they were being accurate.

>>64470987
To be fair, she was obsessed with Mediterraneans, who are only white-ish. White-adjacent, maybe.

>>64471041
Still she was not BBC degenerate.

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>>64470825
>he thinks he knows the Doctor
he's a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a waistcoat. Everything you think you know about him is a lie.

>>64471069
Go away Moffatt

>>64470782

Daily reminder that Susan can one day return to her grandfather in the guise of a 50 year old Chinese man.

Why is Moffat so obsessed with lesbianism?

>>64470217
Are you a grill?

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>>64470974
Not if we'll specifically make it an AMA. That's what I tried to say.

>>64470590
>Now freaking River, someone I idolized back when I was 13. I feel like my childhood is ruined.
I'm not even sure what the wrongest aspect of this post is.

>>64470345
Sexy rank:
Clara>Amy>Martha>Donna>Rose

Best companion rank:
Donna>Martha>Rose>Amy>Clara

Moffat picks companions with his dick. Having a fag as showrunner avoided this.

>>64471099
I really, really wish they'd had Susan come back in the 50th, since Carol Anne Ford's both still susan-ish but also is visibly much, much older than Matt Smith. Would have been a perfect regeneration story.

>>64471099
I want asian Susan instead.

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>>64470682
Donna is fucking shit-tier landwhale, martha is the hotest black chick on earth (not that she has much competition)

>>64470825
Morbius Doctors motherfucker

>>64471114
It scores points with the PC crowd and gets his dick hard at the same time. It's a double win.

>>64471148
Please. I've seen hotter black chicks.

Donna isn't fat she is thick.

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I want Susan to regenerate into a two-headed centaur with green fur and tentacles. There are no limits to regeneration, so why the fuck not?

>>64471127
This.

Moffat seems like he chooses girls b seat on his fetishes.

I had Any was based on his first crush since he is Scottish.

>>64471245
So, an Andalite?

>>64471127
pleb

>>64471114
Why aren't more people obessed with it

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>>64471273
>I had Any
>I had
>Any

>>64471342
Because it is degenerate

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>>64471127
>Moffat picks companions with his dick. Having a fag as showrunner avoided this.
Ahem.
Jack is still GOAT tho

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>>64471365

>>64471400
Yeah there were way more sexy guy moments which sucked.

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>>64471400
Introduced by Moffat.

>>64471342
Because it's always sordid, the characters are one note stereotypes, and pandering shite.

>>64471437
Nice try Davies.

>>64471415
>Calling someone /who/ doesn't like lesbians a faggot

Wha?

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>>64471365
You sir, are a genuine faggot

>>64471445
>lesbianism
>sordid
what are you a faggot or something?

>>64471464
>being this much of a faggot

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>>64471136

You'll get Asian Susan. Here's what she'll look like.

>>64471469
Again

Wha? Looks like the Tumblr fans are leaking in again

>>64471127
>Rose and Martha over Clara and Amy
>Donna over Rose
I'm really getting sick of you faggots and your shit taste

>>64471492
Asians are almost as privileged as whitebois, I wouldn't bet on it.

>>64471492
No I want a cute Asian girl Susan who wears a hoodie and miniskirt.

>>64471487
When the only way you can write lesbian or gay couples in general is to have them all over each other nonstop or be sluts it's sordid.
If you are going to have gays at least make them act like normal people not fucking nymphos.

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>Grandfather!!
>I never thought I'd see you again!
>It's me, Susan! I've regenerated!

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>>64471464
>>64471504
faggot detected

>>64471541
faggot

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>>64471148
>>64471200
>Donna isn't fat she is thick.
>landwhale
Do you faggots even know what you're talking about?

>>64471541
The lesbian lizard episode in a nutshell

>>64471541
In fairness only Vastra is a nympho. Jenny is pure

>>64470037
Why would anybody bother with this shite

>>64471504
Gender bending and gay shipping is all Tumblr cares about. Fuck story and the like. Just give them their schlick material.

>>64471569
Are you my m-mummy?

>>64471569
Would bang

>>64471118
Nah, still not asking.
Make your own account.

>tfw when your favorite Sci-Fi show from the 80s has become a tumblr show

>>64471595
shit shows are fun

>>64471656
>implying 80s who was good

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>>64471656
>pretending to like 80s who

>>64471690
It was good. Baker and Peterson were GOAT.

>>64471690
It generally was, apart from seasons 22-24.

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>>64471592
Speaking of which...

>Reminder that in Cold Blood we see that silurians have poisonous, more than a meter long tongues.
>Reminder that Jenny often have sex with a silurian.
>Reminder that Jenny loves to have her intestines licked.
>Reminder that you will never experience the ecstasy of being on the brink of passing out because of the mix of pleasure, pain and suffocation that a silurian tongue taking over your trachea and stomack brings.
>tfw not a dirty ape slave of our silurian overlords.

>>64471741
>It generally was
nope

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>>64470243
>>64470340
Underrated posts

>>64471814
>nope
Sick Vastra's 4 headed femdick

>>64470670
Based Larry continuously messaging qt3.14 geek girls all day

>>64471814
Yup.

>>64471283
>Doctor Who and Animorphs crossover when?

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>>64470920
>implying Time Lords only have one childhood
>implying the Time Lord currently known as the Doctor didn't live 13 previous lives before assuming that name and identity

>>64471814
>BBC degenerate.
>>>/b/

>>64471656
Most so called "Whovians" don't give a shit about old Doctor Who. They'll pretend or mention shit like Tom Baker but they don't really care.

>>64471738
Which Baker?

>>64472026
Whovianfags are like assholes who say they love super heroes but have never even pick up a comic book. Not even a fucking compilation graphic novel. They just watch the movies and pretend they know what the fuck they're talking about.

>>64471917
The Master reverted to childhood during the Time War. Maybe the kid in Listen did the same. He could be the first Doctor, but not the first incarnation of the being known as the Doctor.

>>64472026
>Whovians
I hate that fucking name.
You can tell a try hard Doctor Who fan by whether they refer to themselves as that.

>>64472026
>Whovians
That word sounds so fucking stupid. Why can't it be "Wholords" or something cool hell even "Brony" is better than that

>>64472319
>Wholords
...That's even worse.

>>64472319
"Whoers" is the patrician choice.

>>64472319
/who/ligans

>>64472319
How about not having some faggy name to feel special about the shit you watch?

>>64472319

DocSuckers

>>64472042
Tom Baker. Sorry

>>64472647
i'm okay with that

I cried ;_;

https://youtu.be/BD4d25WGZ7A

>>64473260
Me too :(

>>64473260
wut

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>>64471400
>1400
The Doctor's Tale get

>>64471492
>1492
The Masque of Mandragora get

>>64471536
>1536
Recorded Time get

>>64471592
>1592
A Groatsworth of Wit get

>>64471818
>1818
The Doctor and the Nurse get

>>64471849
>1849
The True and Indisputable Facts in the Matter of the Ram's Skull get

>>64471917
>1917
The Roof of the World (Big Finish) get

>>64471998
>1998
Option Lock get

>>64472351
>2351
A Most Excellent Match get

So, who is the best looking guy in the history of the show?

>>64473670
Captain Jack Harkness, obviously.

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>>64473670

>>64473733
Wait I don't recognise him... Who did he play and in which episode?

I can't hold back the tears ;_;

https://youtu.be/FXAGP2EzVgk

>>64473767
Its a shitty meme

>>64473805
I miss good old Murray Gold.

>>64473881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr89EG6cqPQ

>>64473805
>>64473881
nice meme

>at bookstore
>girl sees I have the TARDIS as my phone wallpaper
>"Omg you like Doctor Who?"
>"Yeah."
>"Who is your favorite Doctor?"
>"Tom Baker, maybe John Pertwee...."
>her eyes glaze over as she interrupts me
>"I mean like 10th Doctor? Eleventh? You know?"
>She starts to gush about Tennant and Matt Smith.
>"I like the older series more."
>"Oh I can't watch those. They're like, too old, you know. Too weird looking."
>She starts doing the hyper active so randumb basic bitch schtick and mentions the Weeping Angels for some reason.
>make an excuse to end conversation
>"Okay, well it's nice to meet a fellow Whovian."
>"I'm not a god damn Whovian, I'm a Doctor Who fan. Know the difference."
>Grab my book and head to checkout
This is why I don't conversation or mingle with other Doctor Who fans. Those Whovian knobs are all obnoxious and don't care about anything outside of David Tennant and Matt Smith nuWho wankery. I don't even care how she felt after she was being so loud and shrill I just had to get away from her. I didn't even want the book I grabbed. Left it somewhere near the toys and shit.

>>64473670
Paul McGann of course.

>>64474042
What's the meme?

>>64474165
that guys posts every thread saying he misses old murray gold music

>>64473670
Based David Ten-Inch.

>>64473670
Peter Capaldi

>>64474198
The guy who replies to every criticism of current /who/ with "Nice meme" is even worse. There's at least two of us who post about how the music got worse because it's like night and day, whereas there's clearly just you posting that. Sorry f.am.

>>64474198
Fuck off you're the meme.

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>>64474128
>"I'm not a god damn Whovian, I'm a Doctor Who fan. Know the difference."
Anon, I was with you up to this point, but that's pretty autistic.

>>64470345

Romana 2nd regen>Clara>Amy>Martha=Rose>Donna

Sexy Rank

Rory>Martha=Amy>Rose>Donna>Clara

Best Companion

>>64473670
Strax

>>64474277
He didn't say that. He probably said "Y-you, too." then ran to his car.

>>64474128
>>64474277
I have told people not to refer to me as a Whovian and they give me a look or on one occasion the guy got butthurt and said "Well if you watch Doctor Who you're a Whovian"
But yeah this was harsh and uncomfortable to read.

>>64474350
His mum's car, realistically.

>>64474128
>She starts doing the hyper active so randumb basic bitch schtick
That's every girl into anything geeky. Very rarely do you meet one who is chill and not attention starved.

>>64474350
With his fedora, celery stalk, and scarf blowing in the wind

>>64474277
Full disclosure I didn't say god damn or the know the difference. I wanted to.
>"I'm not a Whovian. I'm just a Doctor Who fan."
The tone wasn't nice though.

>>64474270
nice meme

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>when the episode is so comfy that you fall asleep

>>64474571
haha.

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>>64474670
haha

>>64472319
I believe the proper terminology is whores.

>>64474777
Triple sevens as the new name.
Greetings /who/res!

>>64474128
>She starts doing the hyper active so randumb basic bitch schtick
Why do people do that?
It's not just girls, it's everyone.

>>64474128
>talking to a girl
There's the huge glaring hole in your story

crazy old man rambles about non canon material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGhE8uTFrpE

>>64474128
>tfw someone invites you to their Doctor Who subreddit
>in person

>>64474886
>Moffat will never ever fuck offerino until he dies
>Capaldi will never be showrunner instead because he's older

>>64474961

>capaldi will never be showrunner and write an episode where 12 and 8 meet up and have a wild party in the tardis

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>>64474930
>that person you just met sees you liked a DW thing
>invites you to their Doctor Who facebook group

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Am I the only one who would like to see more of the First Doctor's ring?
It was shown to be very powerful in The Web Planet and a few other stories, but it never got explained, and it was just abandoned once the Doctor regenerated.

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>>64475048

>>64470514
>this butthurt over one line
even lesbians don't care about lesbians this much

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>>64475048
12 wears it

>>64475048
Hartnell's granddaughter has it now. Back in 2013, Capaldi met her, and wanted to ask if he could borrow it to wear in the show but didn't have the nerve.

>>64470514
I thought 4chan was better than tumblr

>>64471245
that's not romana, it's the tardis. go read the lying old witch in the wardrobe.
fucking nuwhofag

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>>64475149
That's a completely different ring.

>>64475225
he upgraded it

>>64475225
It reGEMerated.
Haha.

>>64471656
>implying tv who is the real revival instead of big finish and faction paradox

>>64472139
the master didn't revert to childhood, that was a fake memory

>>64475172
That's very sweet if true.

>>64475136
Did they expand upon the uses/origins of the ring?

>>64472026
most of the people who complain about "whovians" don't give a shit about spinoff and non-television Doctor Who. they'll pretend or mention shit like the Eighth Doctor Adventures (big finish) but they don't really care.

>>64475283
Comics and audio books are where it's at.

>>64472319
/who/res

>>64475340
Oh we're doing this then?
Gonna switch the wording to make some kind of poin? Make yourself seem clever?

>>64475340
The only example you could pull out of your ass was the Eight Doctor Adventures? Not a comic story or audio story but the 75 volumes of novels?
Nigga please.

>>64475202
>allowing shitty short stories written by nobodies to retcon scenes written by Douglas Adams

>>64475373
We are all /who/res

>>64475307
rtd said he reverted to child hood in the commentary

>>64475340
Shut up reddit.

>>64475466
Can you read?
>Eighth Doctor Adventures (big finish)

>>64475468
The whole point of Romana's regeneration scene was to spit in the face of continuity.
Adams would approve.

>>64474128
>bored at bookstore
>see kid with TARDIS wallpaper, looks autistic
>decide to make smalltalk
>"So, I see you like Doctor Who? So do I."
>"Who's your favorite Doctor?"
>autist mumbles something inaudible
>decide to proceed anyway
>"I haven't watched much, but Tennant and Smith are good."
>autist mumbles again, "classic who is the only real who"
>"I've never really watched any. I saw a little, but the special effects were really cheesy."
>"I like the weeping angels."
>decide to back off
>"anyway, it was nice to meet another 'whovian!'"
>nerd screams FUCK YOU I'M NOT A FUCKING WHOVIAN YOU DAVIESFAG PIECE OF SHIT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A MONOID IS
>back away slowly

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All this talk of Eighth Doctor.
Time for some McGann posting

>>64475468
>not knowing that canon level decreases with every person who infosorbs a story, so destiny of the daleks never happened

>>64475625
>>64474128
/who/ should stay out of the bookstore

>>64475587
But the short story that claims it was a TARDIS projection or whatever is an attempt to flatten what's interesting about that scene to make it fit better with continuity.

>>64475345
brenda & effie is the only non-shit doctor who

>>64475513
death of the author
what the writer says outside of the script means nothing in a show written by multiple people

>>64475794
desu you're right, and the point that interspecies regeneration is possible is still true (Circular Time: Spring, The Parting of the Ways, The Shadows of Avalon, The Book of the War, The Man in the Velvet Mask, etc.)
still a pretty good short story though

>>64470345
Amy>Clara>Donna>Rose>Martha
Sexy Rank

Donna>Rose>Amy>Clara>Martha
Best companion rank

>>64475379
nah i'm just messing around
trying to one-up your elitism

>>64475954
>rose that high

>>64475307
That is neither confirmed nor denied in the episode.
You can believe it if you want, but that doesn't make it canon.

>>64475466
i said the BF EDAs, not the BBC novels
and the point was that the same elitists who say "muh classic who" only have a cursory knowledge of the most mainstream EU thing: the BF EDAs.

>>64475954
>Donna over Rose and Martha
>Rose over Clara and Amy
Please kill yourself for having such shit taste

>>64475931
I haven't actually read it, I just really dislike the attempted retcon. Same for that short story where Marc Platt says Gulliver in The Mind Robber was actually Goth undercover. No it wasn't, it was fucking Gulliver out of Gulliver's Travels, that's the whole point of that serial.

>>64476032
yes, it's possible to regenerate into a child (or a tree or whatever)
i think it's less constraining to give him more life in that incarnation as an adult
obviously nothing is canon because canon is a shit concept that doesn't exist

>>64476077
thankfully the gulliver thing doesn't work anyway, because it skips The Invasion. so goth just regenerated into a gulliver-lookalike.

>>64475794
But it does so in a very tongue-in-cheek way.
It doesn't take Destiny of the Daleks seriously because that story doesn't really take itself seriously either.

As retcons go, it's nowhere near as bad as War of the Daleks, where John Peel utterly rapes Destiny and other classic Dalek stories just to canonize his headcanon.

>>64476174
Headcanon: Gulliver escaped the Land of Fiction and infiltrated Time Lord society, adopting the name Goth and teaming up with the Master as the result of a bizarre metafictional off-screen adventure.

>>64476252
fuck john peel desu
i say this as i listen to Daleks: The Mutation of Time

>>64476041
Defend! /who/

>>64476525
No, I don't care about the opinions of retards who don't even /who/. RIP Smith though, I guess he finally overdid it with the crack

>>64476252
The Deadly Assassin is the only story deliberately written to retcon another that was successful, I think.

>>64476525
Why? He's right.

>>64476772
>implying tennant era was good

Narnian Aslan, if you're reading this, if you're even a /who/re, I just want you to know that your wiki edits prove that autism is real and it is among us.

>>64475931
Arguably, the TV Movie
8 implies to Grace while they're at the new years party that the Master actually regenerated into the sex cobra, instead of having his mind transferred into it or whatever.

>>64476802
It was shit but Doctor Who was great only during Smith's era. It died with the 11th Doctor.

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>>64477053
>not liking capaldi
why m8

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>>64477093
Some people just don't have the refined mental and emotional palate in order to fully appreciate the complicated dance they make from narrative structure to narrative structure

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>>64477199

>>64477022
Oh, that's kind of cool actually. The cobra as a fucked-up regeneration is much more interesting than just... turning into a cobra for no reason.

Why hasn't the BBC fired Moffat yet?

Doctor Who has been a joke since he took over. Bad acting. Bad writing. Bad casting. Stupid one liners. Stories that make no sense. Too much sonic. EVERYONE I know agrees. I look at Tumblr and Facebook and most posts say Moffat should leave and I agree. no substance and the Doctor is now just le silly old meme man with none of the epicness that people watch for. No good companions like Rose or the best one Donna. No development for the doctor at all either! It's no wonder the show has crappy ratings and that the BBC wants it gone asap. I'm suprised he still has a job after everything has gone wrong year after year. I mean he can't even produce 13 episodes a year. That's his fucking job. No Who next year is best news ever except for Moffat leaving. Why he was appointed as showrunner I'll never fucking know.

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>>64477361
Not even a good copy

>>64477361
trite bite mite

Has anyone got that photo of Colin Baker shopped in standing at the classic TARDIS console in An Adventure in Space and Time? I've been looking but I can't find it anywhere!

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>>64477361
>bad acting
>none of the epicness
>No good companions like Rose

>>64475997
>>64476043
>elitism
>elitists
>cheesy sci fi family show
Opinion in the trash

>>64477489
First two are true f.am.

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>>64477524
I don't get your point. If it's a cheesy sci-fi family show, logically it's the elitists who should go into the trash, not the people mocking them?

>>64477836
Jfmsu.

>>64477836
>anime
in the trash

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>>64477815
The third is arguably the truest.

>>64477815
>Doctor Who
>Bad Acting
g8 b8 m8

>>64477836
Claiming elitism when you disagree with someone over fictional nonsense is maximum retarded.

>>64475802
i've always wanted to give that a try

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>>64477361
>Tumblr and Facebook

>>64471765
The funny thing is that this is exactly what Moffat was wanking off to as he created those two characters.

>>64475851
>death of the author
Is that what JK Rowling does with Harry Potter all the time.

>>64475802
How is it related to Doctor Who? Does they meet Iris or something?

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>>64478170
The original poster was belittling some fans for not having seen the classic series. Justified or not, that's elitism if I ever saw it.

>>64478051
Have another one. I don't even watch anime, but they make for good reaction pics.

>>64478413
>I don't even watch anime
Suuuure you don't.

>>64478413
Original post says they don't care about classic Who. Belittling them would be saying they weren't real fans for not watching or caring about classic who.

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So i was playing black ops 3 last night and saw this...

>>64477361
wow this is some next level b8 man... good job!
I'll bite tho

>implying being show runner means you have to write all of the episodes
>Implying all his episodes are bad
>implying RTD's are better
>implying series 1-4 was pure golden age
>Implying Matt was bad Casting/Actor
>Implying Karen was bad Casting/Actress
>Implying Arthur was bad Casting/Actor
>Implying Jenna was bad Casting/Actress
>Implying Capaldino was bad Casting/Actor
>implying series 5 wasn't GOAT
>implying series 6 didn't have good eps
>implying series 7 didn't have good eps
>implying series 8 wasn't good
>implying series 9 wasn't good
>implying the sunnies weren't a nice break
>implying Rose was a good companion
>implying BBC want's its #1 money maker gone

>>64478659
>So i was playing black ops 3 last night and saw this...

Normalfag leave

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>>64478413
>Most so called "Whovians" don't give a shit about old Doctor Who. They'll pretend or mention shit like Tom Baker but they don't really care.
>belittling
Must have struck a nerve.

>>64478659
What is the guy from Law and Order SVU doing in space?

>>64478740
I thought it was Ross Kemp at first, but yeah it's SVU guy.

>>64478413
>I don't even watch anime
You've watched some anime, son.
You may not have know it but you did.

>>64478836
doctor who is anime

>>64478353
Paul Magrs has the tendecy to connect all of his stories into one big universe. I think a side-character from one of his big finish audios has a small role in one of the brenda and effie stories.

>>64478520
>Belittling them would be saying they weren't real fans
>Most so called "Whovians"

Also from this thread, since the whole business wasn't only about one post:

>Whovianfags are like assholes who say they love super heroes but have never even pick up a comic book. Not even a fucking compilation graphic novel. They just watch the movies and pretend they know what the fuck they're talking about.

>You can tell a try hard Doctor Who fan by whether they refer to themselves as that.

I'm not saying that these are wrong, just that it is elitism.

>>64478836
I admit I watched some Dragonball and other stuff when I was a child.

>>64478873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3qZYUPi2Y

Is Peter literally made of gold? How can you not love this man?

https://youtu.be/EqinsCkkE8A

>>64478348
yeah j.k. "jk lol" rolling is retarded
stop raping your own books, woman

>>64479082
based as fuck

>>64478353
haven't read them yet, so this is second-hand info:
there are characters from the "phoenix court" novels iris originated from, pre-Old Flames
as well as characters from the audio The Boy that Time Forgot
and characters from his book To the Devil — A Diva, which had a character from Mad Dogs & Englishmen and Time Hunter

>>64479082
he looks pretty gold in the video

>tfw no "thank you, /who/"

>>64477273
what does the novelization (fuck gary russell) say about it?

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>tfw you'll never get to hang out with peter and jenna in their trailer

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>>64470590
>Now freaking River, someone I idolized back when I was 13.

You fucking pansy.

I'm going to buy a Big Finish, subscription, what should I set as my free gift?

>>64470590
>13

you need to be 18 to post on 4chan

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>>64478972

>>64479432
>>64479489
In fairness, River's first appearance was more than 7 years ago. Also you're now manually aware of your own mortality.

>>64479453
a hooker

>>64470617
>>64471123
>>64479489
River Song first appeared in 2008
2008 was 8 years ago.
He'd be 21 now.

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>tfw you'll never get to play the doctor and do crazy stuff with the fans

I'd act in peoples fanfiction.

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>>64479489
I said back when I was 13 faggot I'm 19 now

>>64479556
It has to be below £10
>inb4 your mum

>>64479581
god dammit i feel old now ;-;

>TFW 29

>>64479581
I didnt idolize her till she was actually a relevant character in 2010.

>>64479623
me too.
I didn't realise I was 13 then as well until I was doing the maths.

>>64479637
I was doing you the gratitude of making you as old as possible.

>>64479581
I'm more interested in the "my childhood is ruined because she fucks girls" part personally.
Although didn't River have bi hints as early as the Library? I recall her implying Lux was the only one in the room she didn't fancy.

>>64479660
Yeah, she's been canon bi since day one.

>>64479549
>Also you're now manually aware of your own mortality
I'm aware of this every day f.am :(((

>tfw my 2 year old niece likes watching doctor who but only in the forest of the night

She likes all the trees and the little kids.

What other Capaldi episodes are two year old friendly?

>>64479708
Really? Off to eat my own poop while jacking off to Cosmo and wanda porn.

>>64479581
you want to know the really fucked thing? i missed most of pop culture between the years of 2006 and 2013 cause my head was firmly stuck in secondlife

>>64479748
Robot of Sherwood
Caretaker
Girl Who Died
Woman Who Lived
Listen

>>64479806
ouch

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>>64479221
We should have made him a card ;_;. He doesn't know /who/ loves him.

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>>64479847
yes when i finally started catching up i found die antwoord sometime in 2014 and am now thoroughly obsessed with yolandi im just a strange middle aged man

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>>64479806
>Second Life
>in 2013
>playing Second Life at all

>>64479748
Dark Water
Heaven Sent

>>64479826
good idea. i'll try some of those.

>tfw brainwashing my niece into all my interests and childhood things

>>64479928
well i was also certifiably insane to the point of thinking i had the consciousness of a women living inside of me so its lucky secondlife was the worst that happened

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>>64480118
>i had the consciousness of a women living inside of me
Is that in like a transgender companion sense, a split personality sense, or a parasitic soul bonding sense

>>64480062
You mean grooming paedo pervert .

>>64480118
>thinking i had the consciousness of a women living inside of me
holy smokes m8

>>64479928
Plenty of people still play it today.

>>64480118
You got the schizos mate?

>>64480197
THEY SHOULD JUMP FROM A BRIDGE

>>64480177
the third by the time i snapped out of it i had quit my job gained 100 or so pounds and was about to go vegetarian for all the wrong reasons

>>64480118
>>64480250
How did you get sane again?

>>64470590
are you a woman?

>>64480062
>tfw brainwashing my niece into all my interests and childhood things

That's essentially what all children are for

>>64480426
tripcoding helped

>>64480426
im not sure entirely what caused it but it was a combination of finding doctor who losing my internet connection for a while and seeing myself in a mirror and realizing i had no idea what i was looking at well getting a new job also helped but that was more of an after effect

you autists need a new thread

>>64480557
lets see how long we can go without.

>>64480577
Like sex.
Got it.

>>64480604
more like masturbation here

>tfw was on a 90 day streak but fapped yesterday

I am trying to have an argument with a so-called 'fangirl Whovian' on another forum.
Can someone post a detailed list of all the stupid, awful, childish, immature things RTD's era brought, especially with the 10th Doctor and his companions.

>>64480659
ill never understand why you people do this

>>64480673
No. Win your arguments by yourself like the rest of us.

>>64480673
Fight your own battles with little girls.

>>64480673
The Doctor is an ancient alien. Falling in "love" with a 19 year old human girl is both illogical and assinine storytelling.

>>64480673
Slitheen. Does anything else need to be said really?

>>64480734
hey now i had a huge crush on rose

strangely enough i dont feel the same about billie piper

>>64480685
do what?
masturbate?
hold off masturbation?
break 90 day fappless streaks?
talk about it?

>>64480862
hold off on masturbation

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>>64480833
can't imagine why not

>>64480894
Try it then.
It's worth it.

>>64480910
well that is a huge part of it yes that is bottom of the barrel stupid right there

>>64480954
why is it worth it? what is so great about it? i want to understand people who dont lose sperm

So, I rewatched End of Time and it's not that bad at all.
Except for the Master.
And the skeleton, and the lightning.
And the burger scene, and his plan.
And the whole 'I never would' with the gun.
And the whole 'I don't want to go', so he magically makes regeneration last longer and says goodbye to everyone.
Aside from these tiny details, it's great.

>>64481022
>Obama has a plan.
>Every human is now Simms in a dress
>Falls 2000 feet, through glass dome, "Oh I'm fine"

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>>64481022
>Aside from these tiny details, it's great.
>tiny details

Wut? Those are all big story moments. The only good thing was Wilf.

>>64481193
>sarcasm
>your head

time to die /who/

>>64481233
i apologize