Episode 8 leaks

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>>64468840

>Boyega's legs

Some of the worst cards ever dealt to a person without a genetic condition.

>>64469039
Shit is weird as fuck, it's like all his bulk is on his hips or something

>>64469039
dem Daisy's legs tho

>>64468840
>[spoilers]

>>64469039

the ass was fat

>>64469039
I have the same problem it has its good sides

>Poe, Finn, Rey and Chewbacca find out about Leia's treason through Phasma. They join the loyalists on the spot

That makes no sense

>>64468840
Nice spoiler tags OP, see you in 3 days

Who will play Rey and Finn in an inevitable porn parody?

>>64469263
one of the flat chested bint stars

>>64468840
I want to watch this.
Sounds fucking awesome.

>>64468840
Is this real or specualtion?

Source?

Real episode 8 had better be better than or equal to that or I'll really be triggered this time. I mean it!

>>64468840
>Luke kills every other Knight of Ren

Honestly I would LOVE to see Luke taking on half a dozen or so dark-siders like that and completely wrecking their shit.

It'd be like how wrecked almost every one of Jabba's thugs on his own in Return of the Jedi, only more awesome.

>>64469118
>getting a foot tattoo at 15

T R A S H
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[Citation Needed]

>>64468840
>tenth thread about this
>still no fucking source

It's trash

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>>64468840
BOYEGA IS SO FAT LMAO

HAS DAISY LEARNED NEVER TO SMILE YET HEHAHEHEH

>>64469039
It's not THAT bad. But nigga should definetely excercise.

>>64468840
Sick fanfic bro

>>64469609
What is even the point of foot tattoos? I get it if she was a pornstar bu tright now it's just a waste of feets desu

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>>64469609
>mfw this is why we never saw her feet in the movie

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>Leia sent Han to his death

>>64469609
>gets tattoo
>LITERALLY THREE FUCKING STARS
How unoriginal can you get?

>>64469752
>she predicted herself starring in the SW sequels

>>64469602
Yeah Luke wasting a bunch of assholes would be very satisfying.

I'll be insanely disappointed if Disney just keeps Luke in a Yoda role. He's still the central protagonist of the franchise and deserves some action scenes.

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>>64468840
>tattoo
>stars
>on the foot

Literally discarded into the trash-compactor and thrown into the deepest blackest blackhole in the universe.

Jesus christ, what low class life choices she made.

Fucking scum i lost any shred of respect i had for her.

>>64468840
Sounds really bad and dark.
>Leia is evil, sends Han to death
>works for Snoke whose purpose is to destroy the entire galaxy
just fuck my sheev up. that can't be our leia, nobody would stand for this

>>64469032
Tell that to Kanjiklub

>>64469860
>GANJA CLUB

SPACE SCOTLAND WAS A STONER

>>64469830
>this post is completely unironic

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>>64468840
implying spoilers, ya did good OP

>>64468840

If they make Leia evil I will literally walk out of theatre.

That sounds hilariously awful, but it's pretty obviously bullshit

>>64469918
As opposed to making Rey evil, where I will literally wank out of theater.

>>64468840

>Make up First Order

>It's a shitty faction full of weak ideas

>Kill off First Order and reboot villains in next film

BRAVO DISNEY

They will change the script according to sales and fan oppinions after each film, as to appease as many people as possible

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>>64468840
[spoilers]You fucked this up[/spoilers]
retard

>>64468840
first daisy pic to get me horny
>dem hips

>>64468840
>Leia is working for Snoke

That's so incredibly stupid that it has to be 100% real.

>>64468840

lol this makes no sense

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>2016
>there are still people that type out spoiler tags instead of using the keybind

>>64470553
no keys on a smartphone doe

>>64468840
>Leia turns evil

are you trying to trick me again

>>64469902
>endorsing star tattoos as a good idea
>literally mean nothing to the person
>literally looks like shit
>implying tattoos don't already look shitty enough as it is

The fact that you are being unironic is laughable.

You trashy piece of shit fuck off and smoke some cigarrettes.

>>64470822
>>64469830
I never got why tattoos are hated with such vitriol here
I mean I agree that star tats on the feet are a pretty boring choice but why do other people's personal decisions upset you so much

>>64468840
>controlling both sides of the conflict
Jesus, are they just going to reheat Lucas' leftovers throughout these movies?

>>64468840
>daisy will never put her sweaty feet on your face and let you inhale

>>64468840
fake because there is no way in hell Disney would let Carrie actually have a bigger role

>>64470942

tattoos are a sign of insecure people who have to resort to self mutilation to somehow validate themselves to the world

OR

it's a sign you are a massive pleb

>>64469039

he does have a genetic condition. it's called being a coon.

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>>64468840
>That look in their eyes

You just know.

As a white boy, I'm beginning to wonder how I can even compete.

>>64470942
/tv/ is full of SUPER NECKBEARDS who literally can't articulate themselves anywhere else on the internet. They have no comprehension of what is actually contemporary or acceptable and act like a grandparent would in 1999

>I can't commit to a tat so they're bad
>>64470822
>cigarettes
>not cool
holy shit go suck an e cig you fedoratier permavirgin

>>64471111
fuck...

>>64468840
I'm so loving her naive tattoo and her intelligent look
My waifu confirmed
Need to find out her name and watch all of her movies right now

>>64469039
THICK

Phasma is a traitor. No way she still would command troopers.

>>64471076

Ep. 7 was entirely rehashed ideas from the EU anyways, and seems to be heading towards even more.

Kylo Ren is Jacen Solo, Rey is Jaina Solo, Snoke is Lumiya, etc. All copy/pasted with some new flavor text. It's like the new movies will be written by an obsessed fan who is so in love with the source material that he forgets his ideas aren't original at all.

>>64469039
H I G H T E S T
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>>64469263
Dillion Harper and a black man with large penis

>>64471438
>imagining dillion trying her best to put on a fake british accent

They don't even need to pretend to write any jokes, that shit will be hilarious enough on its own

>>64471470

Holy fuck I want this to happen now

>>64471470
IMPLYING THERE'D BE ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE QUALITY OF ACTING

DAISY RIDLEY IS PORN TIER ACTING TO BEGIN WITH

>>64471550
WHY DON'T THEY RELEASE STAR WARS THEMED PORN IN THE THEATERS? WOULD BEAT TITANIC imo

I call bullshit, fuck off.

>>64471378
They deserted with her apparently, so they are a bunch of traitors now. Not surprising considering Starkiller is kill.

>>64468840
This sounds fucking terrible.

>>64471393
>look up Lumiya
>MUH LIGHT WHIP
>MUH STRONK DARK LADY OF THE SITH
>literally kek everywhere

Holy shit EU is no better than fanfiction.net

>>64471871
It's probably still better than what we're going to get.

Sounds very Rian-y Johnson-y, might be legit.

Remember, the earliest leaks for Episode 7 were the most accurate, but everybody dismissed them because they were too simple and straightforward.

>>64470822
>You trashy piece of shit fuck off and smoke some cigarrettes.

Vapebabby detected

>>64471393
>wahhhh Episode 7 ripped off my Coldsteel the Hedgehog-tier characters ;_;

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>tatts on feet.

Say what you want but I just lost all the respect.

>>64472253
Hey, maybe it was her boyfriend's request.

>>64472023

I don't care that they ripped off the characters, I care that they shout from the rooftops that EU is now non-canon and THEN proceed to rip off the characters, plotlines, and other ideas from that newly 'non-canon' source. It was just a big way for them to make more Star Wars without needing to do any real thinking.

>>64472253
>being a footfaggot

You should have killed yourself a long time ago anyway.

>>64471393
This, we all thought they were going to head into new territory when they said they were trashing the EU canon, but it was really just so they could scribble in new names and rip off the EU, and pass it off as their own story, all while not having to bother with continuity

>>64469609
>>64469714
>>64469752
>>64470822
>>64470942
>>64471185
>>64471321
>>64472253
>>64472389
Will Disney force her to get it removed?

>>64471378
Phasma isn't a traitor. She turned off the shields to alert the command center of an enemy presence. She failed, but didn't betray anyone. No one knew or thought any startfighters could blow up the planet. No one would blame her for that, but she would be blamed, if anyone ever even found out, for failure.

>Leia works for the bad guys
Wait what? What? How? What the fuck?

>>64472617
Wtf are you idiots talking about? It's a completely different story with similar themes. Rey and Kylo aren't siblings.

Taking small plot points and characters from other stuff and re-working them into a new story isn't a rip-off. You're all fucking retards that think that there is such a thing as original storytelling, when every story ever borrows elements from every other story ever. Its always been this way and it always will be.

>>64472618
It's not like she will ever show her feet in Star Wars so no

>>64469830
calm down champ, it's just a fucking tattoo

>>64469738
We never saw Ewan McGregor's tattoos either

>>64469154

Leia is in charge of the Resistance and is undermining the Republic and unification with the Loyalists because she is following Snoke

>>64469740

Watch Force Awakens

She tells Han multiple times, to go to confront Kylo and to try and bring him back

She knows Han has no fucking chance against Kylo Ren

>>64472253
Not even good tats, just that same stupid star pattern.

>>64472861
>snoke
>rhymes with coke
it's like poetry

>>64469118
chav culture tattoo is spot on though... gives that talentless ugly alcohol fetal syndrome cunt justice.

>>64471902
EU is one of the most mixed bags of all time. When it's good, it's great, when it's anything less than good, it's laughable.

It was a huge part of my childhood, but I'm kind of glad that they wiped the slate clean.

>>64469830

>Foothomos getting this triggered.

That's what you get for having a shit tier fetish.

>>64473180
SHES STILL A LOW CLASS CHAV M8

TOTAL PUBSLAG OI

>>64468840
Shit I like
>First Order being wrecked
>Empire being on the good side
>Luke kills the Knights of Ren
>Rey isn't Luke's daughter
Shit I dislike
>Leia being corrupted
>Snoke being the "God of Death"
>All of Luke's former students being dead

Everything else; eh.

>>64471306
>They have no comprehension of what is actually contemporary or acceptable and act like a grandparent would in 1999

I remember when the first Amazing Spider-Man came out they said that Peter Parker was too cool now because he rode a skateboard.

How long is it since skateboards were a cool kid thing?

Hell, were they ever 'cool' at high school age? I always thought it was more a 12 year old thing to think skateboards are the epitome of cool.

>>64469263
marley brinx and ethan hunt

>>64472679

Yes they are.

And the themes are all way too similar to just be "all stories copy from each other." It's literally copy/pasted with different names.

There are far fewer differences than similarities, and that just screams ripoff.

>>64472679
>>64473630

Oh, almost forgot, with the Jacen-Kylo connection: Jacen isn't valued in the EU by Lumiya because of his enormous power in the Dark Side, he's valued because of a unique blend of Light and Dark that makes him different from past Sith Lords.

Kylo Ren is chosen by Snoke for exactly the same reasons.

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>>64468840
>source:my ass

>>64468840
You are the biggest dick head for not black texting the spoiled information

>>64471185
>tattoos are a sign of insecure people who have to resort to self mutilation to somehow validate themselves to the world


That could be said about anything, you fucking faggot.
>OMFG YOU DRESS NICE YOU SEEK VALIDATION

>>64473901
That can't be right, I suspect his ass might be able to produce a more coherent plot.

>>64468840
>the last remnant of the empire, the first empire gets wrecked
>oh hai guys, we are the empire called the loyalists ;)

Jesus christ.

That's dumb and we know it's fake for one reason: it's way too complicated for a disney flick

>>64469860

>Kanji
>Klub
>Entire group is Asian

P O T T E R Y

>>64474211
On the other hand, it's too stupid to NOT be a disney star wars film.

>>64473337
Cool, where can I suscribe

>Me and Boyega have the same legs

My hips are large for an average guy, feels weird man, I had a girl compliment me on them (???) before.

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>>64470822
Very good sir.

>>64468840
This could be real. Carrie Fisher had to delete a tweet that showed herself in sith looking robes in a concept shoot for ep viii. Google it.

>>64474492
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3361765/Carrie-Fisher-reveals-new-Sith-like-Star-Wars-Episode-VIII-costume-deletes-tweet.html

Jesus fuck you're actually right

Fucking Disney

>>64474492
>>64474649
Once again the earliest leaks are going to be the most accurate ones it seems.

So that's why the cunt didn't go cheer up Chewie

>>64474649
looks more like mourning clothes

>>64474649
No wonder George said he sold his children to slavers.

>>64474649
Widows wear black.

>>64473380
Skaters are still pretty common in big cities and its mostly 18-25 year olds doing it. Not exactly instant coolness but definitely the marker of being part of a social group that isn't loser nerd. Go to /fa/ and you'll see people saying that you should only wear certain clothing if you're a skater, because the subculture still exists and is noticeable in places like California that you might look like tryhard faggot.

>>64474649
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3361765/Carrie-Fisher-reveals-new-Sith-like-Star-Wars-Episode-VIII-costume-deletes-tweet.html

funeral clothes I think

>>64468840
Why is Rey so cute bros?

>>64468840
Daisy's body tho

>>64470942
You know those weird cunnyposters and foot fetishist autists? It's not ironic. They're actually that autistic and creepy.

>>64468840
>[spoilers]>Snoke pretty much feeds (sustains himself) on death, his endgame is to destroy the whole galaxy.[/spoilers]
pls no

>>64475752
>most people on /tv/ aren't ironic shitposting

Really?

That's disconcerting

>>64474070
It's part of 4chan's culture, I think. The anonymity means that you're judged purely on your ideas in theory.

The problem is that trying to judge people's actions in the real world on the same principles is pretty retarded. Of course people want attention, there's nothing wrong with that unless you're doing it at the expense of other people.

Maybe I'll like this one

Connected through the force? Mind wipes?

I can't wait for the KOTOR movie to come out and for everyone to claim it ripped off the new trilogy.

>>64475038
Could very easily be this.

>>64468840
>Knights of Ren going down so soon
I'd be mad considering how wasteful that'd be, but on the other hand Luke wrecking them would be pretty sweet.

>>64472922
SNOKAINUM

>>64468840
All of this sucks.

Is time travel involved?

>>64478225
Yeah, Anakin traveled forward in time to impregnate Rey's mother.

>>64469464
It's neither, its bullshit

>>64470822
>and smoke some cigarrettes.
What is your fucking problem?

>>64471185
>says the neckbeard NEET as he crams the ninth hotpocket so far today down his gullet

>>64475038
>>64475077
Probably some attempt at a twist, where they show her in "Sith Robes" in trailers. Then its funeral clothes in the film, and then at the very end she actually is a Sith agent.

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>>64475458
She just is tbqh

>>64468840
When did Kylo save Rey?

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>>64475458
she is :3