>And should win win this day, the fourth of July will no longer be known just as an American Holliday, it shall be remembered as the day WE (the earth) celebrate OUR independence day
Fucking hell.... really Burgers??
Writing fanfiction where USA is litterally a Mary Sue every country on earth loves, and having the rest of the countrys on earth adopt you national day... come on... really.. shaking my damn head
did you watch the movie?
The ufo that they used as the trojan horse just happened to land in Mexico. Everybody just kinda followed America's lead since it was their one chance
Also in the 1990's, America was kinda the top dog.
>And should they win today, it will no longer be an American Holiday, it shall be remembered as the day we watched Cole-on-Bus Day
WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT
Why not? That happens in every shitty 'patriotic' movie and game that amerifats masturbate to.
>ohnoes we r bein rolled by north koreas
>ohnoes we r bein rolled by cubans
>ohnoes we r bein rolled by nazis
>ohnoes we r bein rolled by a million different aliens
>ohnoes we r bein rolled by our gubmints
repeat ad nauseam