Howdy folks, this is me Colonel Sanders. For five dollars you can fill up your car with gasoline, or you can fill yourself up with my $5 finger licking sauce. It's tender. It's juicy. It's delicious.
Three chicken tenders, tators and gravy. I throw in a biscuit and a big ole' cookie. My $5 fill-up will fill you up guaranteed! Ain't that right, Phillip?
It's still finger-lickin' good.
>you will never have unsupervised access to the industrial size tub of hot mashed potatoes in the back of the KFC kitchen
>Darrel Hammond fucked up so bad in life he sells chicken while dressed like a dead man
Damn. Darrel Hammond is one of the funniest SNL alumni, but after seeing a few interviews you start to understand how fucked up his childhood was. He explained the difficulty he had in getting psychologically ready for skits, sometimes. He turned in a great initial performance as Col. Sanders, but he probably was a chore on set to the point where he was asked to leave. He's bros with Norm, though, and probably suggested him as a replacement.
>During an October 2011 interview with CNN, Hammond revealed that his mother had brutally abused him during his childhood. This trauma from abuse led to cutting, several hospitalizations due to psychiatric issues, and diagnoses which include bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, and borderline personality disorder.
>Hammond says that he was medicated throughout his tenure on Saturday Night Live, and that he cut himself backstage and was once taken from the studio to a psychiatric ward.