>here's your drink and medium popcorn sir

thanks

>>64462149
You trying to make eye contact with me, nigger? Let me speak to your supervisor right now.

>>64462184
kek

Why thank you, young man! May I speak with your manager to tell him of the exemplary employees of this fine establishment?

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>>64462149
Here's a free drink, on the house ma'am!

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>Enjoy the movie
>Y-you too

I didn't order anything

>>64462149

>not buying the big one with refills

>>64462149
thanks pham
know where I score some rock?

I ORDERED A LARGE WITH EXTRA BUTTER YOU STUPID NIGGER

>go to cinema
>they actually hire real life negros
>they don't serve live salmon

How pedestrian.
How am I supposed to enjoy my film without freshly extracted caviar?

>>64462253
the feels

Oh, what, $10? That seems reasonable.

>>64462149
>that'll be 850 dollars please, sir.

>>64462149
Is this what yuropoors think a "medium" popcorn is? In a first-world country that would be an extra small.

>share popcorn with friend
>get put on list of popcorn sharers and theater masturbators

>>64462341
+tip

>>64462253
>Enjoy the movie
>You too.

What's so hard about this? Do autists really have to stutter on something so normal?

>>64462360
>tipping
Why americans do this?

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>mfw they forget the dead mice for my cinema falcon

>>64462149
>implying i wouldn't wait to be served by a white employee and not a rude, lazy and slow nigger.

>>64462347
That's a small in Britistan

>>64462374
No minimum wage

>cashier takes your order but black person hands you your food
>throw it in the trash

>>64462149
>that'll be $9.50

>>64462649
>No minimum wage
What the fuck?

>>64462149
>Go to see Sicario at dollar theatre
>Literally worst movie viewing experience I've ever had
>Woman with terrible cough keeps hacking up her lungs throughout the film
>People keep talking and laughing way too loudly while also stating obvious bullshit
>"Ahh hahaha, bro, he's wearing flip-flops!"
>"It's the same band as the bank!"
>Some fucking spic walks in with his GF, literally 15 minutes into the film
>Sits in the seat DIRECTLY in front of me and kicks up his feet, obstructing my view
>Smells DANK AS FUCK, the marijuana smell is so bad I literally had to throw up (in the bathroom) before relocating
>Someone right behind me has there phone go off in the middle of the flick, max volume, and takes forever to turn it off (Star Wars theme ringtone BTW)

Fuck this shit. Good movie though.

>>64462769
only for servers

>>64462149
Thank you my good man, just place them on top of my anvil.

>>64462149
Here's a baggie full of sand. I believe this should cover my fare

>>64462783
legit mad reading this

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>Sir, you've been chosen for monthly penis inspection if you could just drop your pants and let me check everything out you can go right on to enjoy your movie

>>64462783
>>64462897
>going to cinema
>ever
>not just watching movies at home alone at night
You both are either underage, pleb, or ADHD retards.

>>64462793
It's against the law to pay less than minimum wage. If their tips don't make up for it then the employer has to pay the rest.

>>64462974
That's why you shouldn't tip. Serves them right.

>>64462149
thanks but i actually asked for a medium bucket of crab legs

>tfw when you really wanted the crab legs but you don't want to make trouble so you buy the popcorn too

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>>64462361

>>64463324
fuck you bitch don't ever fucking reply to me or else

>>64462333
$30 for a large coke, popcorn and choctop icecream in Australia. Pls kill me.

>free refills
lol I wish

I ordered crab legs not this