>At theater to go see TFA >As the lights dim and the Lucasfilm logo comes on the screen everyone starts cheering >The hotdog man is walking up and down the aisles screaming "HOT DOGS GETCHER HOT DOGS ERE" >A latino man sitting 3 seats away from me asks for one >The hotdog man throws it so hard it breaks his nose >The man is on the floor screaming in pain as hot mustard seeps into his orifices and burns his face >All the white people in the theater stand up and don their "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" shirts and hats >They all start chanting "BUILD THAT WALL!" in unison >A well endowed black male walks >All the men sit down and look at the floor nervously while all the women begin lubricating their labia and breasts with soda and pizza grease >Suddenly the lights come up and the movie stops >The theater manager enters with 2 policemen and a K9 unit >They come up to me and tell me I have to leave because of their "No Singles Policy" >As I leave everyone cheers while throwing food at me >One person screams "THIS IS THE PRICE OF FREEDOM" as he fires off a machine gun into the air >Tfw can't see movies in theaters anymore
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