You're Han Solo™! and this is the Millenium Falcon™!

>>64447424
Blow me, Neice

is it incest to fuck your niece if she's on your wife's side?

>A GAY GANGSTAAAA????

>>64447424
>12 parsecs
How did she know that?

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>>64447529
>Buc-ee's
>not Woody's Smokehouse

>>64447560
She didn't.
"14 PAHSEKS"

>>64447424
Han Solo should be copyrighted, not trademarked.

>>64447424
A CUTE

>>64447424
and this is the space chess board™ from Star Wars™ Episode 4: A New Hope™

>>64447578
you should be embarrassed for posting that shitty reaction image

>>64447424
Why did Disney hire a rodent to play the lead in Star Wars?

>>64447424
If the Milennium Falcon is such a famous ship that even commoners from backwater planets have heard of it then why was it abandoned in some junk yard? Surely someone would recognize it and sell it easily or have it under lock and key to keep thieves away.

>>64447686
Don't insult my waifu

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>>64447655

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DID YOU SAY Rathtars™? YOU'RE HAULIN' Rathtars™? WHERE ARE YOU KEEPIN' THOSE Rathtars™?

>>64447724
From the outside it appeared to be just another junked Corellian freighter.

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>>64447777

>>64447777
Did nobody inspect it?

>>64447686

I want to knock her feigned expression right off her face in that OP pic

worse than Jar Jar Binks

>>64447938
How bout you inspect them quads
>>64447777

>Finally, after all these Star Wars, The Force Awakens
Fucking really?

Would Han Solo toys have sold a lot less if Han died in ESB/ROTJ?

>>64447724
>If the Milennium Falcon is such a famous ship that even commoners from backwater planets have heard of it then why was it abandoned in some junk yard?

A gunrunner named Ducain stole it off Han Solo some years prior. After that, it went through several more sets of hands through equally illegal means before Unkar Plutt acquired it, dreaming of using it for some vague yet grand enterprise that never materialized.

>Surely someone would recognize it and sell it easily or have it under lock and key to keep thieves away.

At first glance, it's a shitbox of a century-old YT-1300 freighter, a beat-up old pickup truck of a starship. There are thousands of them across the galaxy, most of them in various states of disrepair and aftermarket modification, and half of them probably have owners that claim THEIRS is the legendary Millennium Falcon. And at a place like Niima Outpost on Jakku, who's going to steal it? Plutt's main worry was the scavengers tearing it apart and selling it back to him piece by piece for rations.

>>64448010
edgy

>>64447578
>not Woody's Snokehouse

>>64447424
>isnt this the ship that did the kessel run in... what was it?... oh ill get it...can you help audience
>12 parsecs! winks at camera

>>64447777
which was just sitting there.. right beside where she worked... with the door open

it's stupider than the prequels, anon

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>>64447777
witnessed

>>64447424
>Truly, this is Star Wars™: "The Force™ Awakens"™

Really, JJ?