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He got old pretty fast..
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>>64446762
He was in a car accident that fucked up his face right after shooting the first film
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Well it's been 45 years so...
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He looked badass in ROTJ. My favourite Star Wars movie, regardless of the bad bits that stigmatize it. And the green lightsaber is way cooler than the blue one.
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Luke is best girl
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I know it was for the accident but I like to think Luke aged fast for having a hard life
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>>64446924
I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about face lines, wrinkles etc.
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>>64446762
Seriously, why does he look so fucked in ROTJ, yet looks relatively okay in ESB? What happened between that time?
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>>64447344
a bad haircut
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>>64447428
But he suddenly had an influx of wrinkles and his eyes got strangely large. I don't get it.
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>>64447344
this. look at him in ESB. Looks pretty good compared to >>64446762
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>>64447504
Maybe better film, lighting shows more details in his skin.
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It is the coke from eating leia's carpet.
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>>64447504
Has he had work done on his eyes recently? They look less baggy now than they did when he was full JUST
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>>64446762
for you
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>>64446762
>>64447272
>.avi
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>>64447713
Ford ate her cunt far more and he looks alright.
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>>64447272
>Leia is supposed to be the same age as Luke

Bitch looked way older than him in IV
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>>64447597
>>64447584
>>64447504

Why did his eyeballs get bigger post-surgery?
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might as well post some rare Lukes
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>>64446762
Just
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>>64447428
God damned, that suit is fucking cool.
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I honestly hate this scene. The dialogue is just so clunky and awkward and Luke acts like some kind of Bond villain. Jedi really had some shittu parts to it.
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>>64447428
>>64447919
>looks best in black
>is symbolic over how Luke is actually always going to be good
>put him in a white robe in TFA

Bravo JewJew
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>>64448113
Damn those legs.
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>>64448063
I don't even know when /tv/ is shitposting or just maymay-ing 2bh pham.
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>>64447941
How much time takes place betwen ESB and ROTJ? Luke enters Jabba's lair and suddenly kills people and pulls mind tricks before threatning Jabba with his life
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>>64447941
>Jedi really had some shittu parts to it.

True, but none of them involved Luke, Vader, or bikini Leia.
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>>64448025
oh jesus christ how precious
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>>64448215
BEN?
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>Ford looking like he wants to kill himself in all these photos.

Even back then, being alive was his enemy. What made him so?
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>>64447919
Should have been the jedi uniform for the prequels.
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he was "replaced"
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>>64448265
Anon is right though.
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>>64447941
You mean he acts like a full fledged Jedi.
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>>64448489
He's been a high functioning autist all this time and no one got him the help he needs.
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>>64448302

I think about 3 years between Empire and Jedi.

>>64448351

I'd disagree. I hate the scene where Luke confronts Vader on Endor. Again I find the dialogue clunky and awkward, and everything Luke says feels out of place, it totally breaks with his normal speech pattern and just feels weird. Honestly I'd say that Jedi is the only OT movie where the bad outweighs the good by a slim margin. The Death Star space battle and final duel save it pretty much.
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Han and Luke best pairing.
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>>64448632
>it totally breaks with his normal speech pattern and just feels weird.

I thought the point was to show how mature and strong he is now. A lot can change in 3 years.
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>>64448632
>THREE years? So what Lando and Chewie were just hanging out at Jabba's that whole time?
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>>64447584
>>64447859
He had botched plastic surgery. The car accident was an excuse. Every time an actor does this they come up with excuses. Like Mickey Rourke blamed boxing for his retarded ass plastic surgery.
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>>64447744
My son looks like young Luke... I guess I'm darth vader.
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>>64448494
This was clearly put in the movie to inspire romance between the two characters
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>>64448690

Yeah but it also breaks with his speech patterns during the rest of the movie. I guess the idea was to make it sound like he was trying to be all respectful and dignified when talking to Vader but I just found it awkward.

>>64448696

Well Chewie didn't show up until the actual start of the movie and Lando probably was only there for a few days before they rescued Han.
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>>64448710
>Hamill getting plastic surgery when his face was already fine the way it was
>had a highly publicized crash

Sure, anon, I believe you.
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>>64448632
Yeah, the dialogue in Jedi was pretty bad.
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>>64446762

I'll chalk this one up to ROTJ's shit cinematography & lighting. To think this came out AFTER movies like ESB, Alien, & Blade Runner is fucking shameful. Looks like a movie from the early 70's as opposed to the 80s.
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>>64448507
The jedi uniforms in the prequels were a terrible idea
The robes were off of Obi wan on Tatooine
The only reason Obi wan wore the robe was to hide/disguise himself from the empire
Their uniforms could have been something more unique.
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>>64448771
Tell your son he's a qt 3.14.
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>>64448613
>you will never cuddle 70s Carrie Fisher

jdimsa
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>>64448815
It's because Lucas left the Director's Guild after ESB. ROTJ could have been so much better.
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>>64448683
This. I went into TFA expecting the bromance between Finn and Poe to be Han/Luke tier, but it ended up being forced overrated shit. They barely interacted.
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>>64448771
Why the fuck are you here?
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>>64448914
I thought Lucas had the most input in ROTJ than any of the other previous SW?
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>>64448962
Are Hamil and Ford bros in real life? I've never seen them together aside from the films...
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>>64448833
>t-the prequels did it first!!
shut the fuck up OT faggot
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>>64448988
Why is Mark being dominated so hot?
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>>64448944
Reminder they had to make Carrie Fisher's tits looks SMALLER.

>no 70's nudes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>64448613
>puffy jackets

I SORTA MISS PUFFY JACKETS
THEY DIDNT MAKE THAT SHIT PAST 2000 DUE TO MATERIAL INNOVATION

im kinda sad ;_;
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>>64449039
>Ford
>friends

pick one
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>>64449039
Ford isn't bros with anyone
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>>64446762
A Wampa attack and discovering your greatest enemy is your own father can be pretty hard on you.
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>>64448683
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>>64447272

It's the plastic surgery that put him back together, it affected the way his face matured.

>>64447840

Carrie is several years younger than Mark. She was just made up to look mature & professional (as befits a senator), while he was made up to look like a wet behind the ears farmboy. Leia was actually intended to be younger than Luke at the time as well (seventeen to his nineteen).
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>>64449058

Why is Yoda's tailoring so bad even in the afterlife?
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>>64449078
Because he's tiny
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>>64449029
Is this from a deleted scene?
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>>64449054
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>>64449078
Because he's tiny and pure.

Fisher's probably insane enough to be into pegging.
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>>64446924
only broke his nose, the story grew and grew until it became that he got plastic surgery because his face was completely destroyed
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>>64449166
yes, ROTJ
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>>64449098
>>64449093
>tfw Harrison Ford is a loner
>tfw Harrison Ford is only in movies for the reward
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>>64448833
You know Lucas had the prequels all thought out and written at the same time the OT was written right? He just did the OT first because it was easier to film for that time.
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>>64449120
>Carrie is several years younger than Mark

Amazing how she almost looks older than Ford now.
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>>64449111

Tumlbr would've loved this back in the day.
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>>64447924
I remember this. I think it was from one of the documentaries. Ford and Hamill weren't quite perfect enough for George so they kept having to reshoot this same scene and they started basically mocking George every time he called cut.

No wonder he had a heart attack
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>>64449193
i'll break your nose if you keep lying to me you fuck
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What is the /tv/ approved method of viewing the original trilogy?

Despecialized edition or is there a version that is better?

I kinda prefer the space battles and the ending to ROTJ but would like everything else vanilla and as high quality as possible
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>>64449054
>yfw the ending to Kirby 64 was a parody of this scene
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>>64449193
>only broke his nose

His left cheek was shattered as well, hence his eyes being wonky afterwards.

That said, I still would ESB Luke
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>>64449248
"According to Hamill in a recorded interview, he was driving his BMW on a freeway and became distracted, and seeing that he was missing his offramp, tried to negotiate four lanes of traffic. (Some real scars from the crash made an appearance in The Empire Strikes Back). In an episode of children's program Ask Aspel, Hamill stated that the stories surrounding his injuries had become exaggerated. Confirming that he had only broken his nose, Hamill observed that "over the years it's built up into having my face reconstructed with plastic surgery."
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>>64447941
Not to mention Luke's plan makes no fucking sense.
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>>64449304
>hfw
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>>64449217
No he did fucking not you jackass
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>>64449304
Wasn't it also Hamill who said his skin was hanging off his face right after he regained consciousness? The guy may be trying to make it not seem like such a big deal now out of embarrassment.
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>>64447919
RotJ Luke was the best. One of my favourite moments watching the film as a kid was when he grabs the sabre from the air and then goes to town was amazing.
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>>64449334

Punished "Glass" Hamill
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>>64447919
>>64447428

>tfw Dark Empire will not be made

feels bad man
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>>64448696
>>64448783
I always assumed lando went undercover early on to get info and intel on jabbas place and stuff and relay it back to the others to make a good plan. He was an undercover guard right? Can't imagine after one week they're like yeah dude you're good, go guard jabba with this big spear thing, we trust you
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>>64449167
>Poe will never hit on young Luke

>>64449241
They like it now. There's been a sudden influx of Han/Luke since TFA happened.
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>>64449210
its like poetry, it all rhymes.
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>>64449383
it's the first time you get to see him grab his little green sword and just... go to town
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>>64449380
Stop making shit up. What he really said was that he died in the crash but his spirit fought himself out of Satan's fiery hell because there was no way he's going to leave Star Wars unfinished. Then Lucas sought out witch doctors who pieced his mangled body back together using foul sorcery. It wasn't perfect, but it was the best they could do!
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>>64449516
proof
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>>64448710
>Mickey Rourke
I'll have you know that he was in fact replaced with a potato some years ago.
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>>64448266
Jesus Christ, is David Prowse in there? How tall was that guy?
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>>64449450
It will never recover from Lucas's anti-homo crusade.
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>>64449557
6'5"
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>>64449383
>tfw everyone always says Luke was whiny
>tfw no one remembers how based he got in ROTJ
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>>64449085
look at drake's new video, shits are puffy as fuck yo
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>>64449364
He had basically all of the plot details set up, Obi-Wan training Anakin, Anakin being the chosen one, midichlorians, the Jedi not being down with fucking, ect.

He laid a lot of this out to the guy who wrote Splinter of the Mind's Eye, the first major canon work in EU. As the EU expanded he didn't talk to every person who wrote in it so a lot of the pre-prequel old EU (1991-1998ish which is when most of the good EU material was made) so a lot of them didn't get the memo, particularly on romance not being okay.

It was retconned, alongside many things, with Ruusan, that the Lucas rules for Jedi and Sith (rule of two WAS made up around 1996 for the prequels) only apply uniformly for the 'thousand years' the Republic had stood since the last reformation.
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Why is he so perfect
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>>64449557
You can see Alec Guinness kind of considering why the hell he is doing this movie in this short clip.
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>all these adorable luke pics
:3
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>>64449572
Yes it will. Nothing can stop true love.
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perhaps his greatest role to date
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>>64448455
>>64449557
Guiness looks like he doesn't want to spend a single moment longer than necessary in this childish banality
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>>64449557
The guy who plays Chewie seems to be a bro
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>>64449244
Is this why he did every dialogue in the prequels in two takes?
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>>64449058
But Yoda's robes are different. Ben and Anakin's robes look exactly alike. Uncle Owen had nearly identical robes too. Was he a Jedi? Maybe people in the Star Wars universe like robes or something.

But you're kind of right, Episode VI undoubtedly started all the stupid ideas
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>>64449620
TFA wasn't even released in china yet. the chinese make up 73% of the nerdcore community.
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>>64449740
Did Harrison shrink o is Mark standing on his tippy toes?
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>>64449772
Ben was actually a sith lord

Ben is Snoke
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>>64449803
he's probably got heels on
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>>64449798
China has historically not given much of a fuck about SW, it'll do okay there but it won't be a blowout. JJ did nothing to appeal to their audience.
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>>64449620
Don't movie prices change over time? Does that get accounted in when they make these lists? Obviously when going to the movies was a buck it isn't going to net as much as nine per person some years later.
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>>64449450
Post luke/han mai man!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP7F6vS89YY
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>>64449721
>call me Darth bong
BAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHMMMMMMmmmmbbbbppttt
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>>64449661
Their appearance on Blue Peter was qt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3lbWba7xjQ
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>>64449217
At best he had a rough outline for what he wanted to happen, but it is absolutely not correct that he wrote all three scripts back in the 70s.
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>>64449690
:3
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>>64449914
what year is this?
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>>64449803
>>64448266
>Billy Dee
Think he'll be back at any point?
He was willing to voice Lando in Rebels and his voice hasn't aged a bit
Also who are they gonna cast to play him in the young Han film?
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>>64449803
why are they in AUS?
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>>64449831
Impossible, Hamill has never been ashamed of his height.
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>>64449925
Pretty sure it was rough outline, because Mark mentions in an old interview on how it was going to work
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> you will never be spooned by darth vader on a temperpedic memory foam mattress
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>>64449981
makes photo ops easier though.
All the other men are taller than him.
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>>64449964
2016 u dip
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>>64450030
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>>64446762
Tell that to Kanjiklub
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>>64449964
1980 I think.
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>>64450030
i lol'd
>>64449964
1980?
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>>64449450
>They like it now. There's been a sudden influx of Han/Luke since TFA happened.

I don't think of myself as a homophobic person. I have gay friends and colleagues, I love and respect them. Yet this rankles the FUCK out of me, and I guess homophobia is the only reason it would. It also weirds me out that girls (it's mostly girls) are so into "shipping" boys with boys and writing slash. Just watch porn ffs.
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>>64450022
>All the other men are taller than him.

Why does this make me hnnnnng instead of laugh? I find RDJ's manletiness funny but Mark's cute.
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>>64449217
Kill youself
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So fucking what?
He's still the best Joker
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>>64449516

i lol'd
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>>64449858
It's be funny if Disney started hyping the fuck out of the raid guys being in the movie.
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>>64450085
>Just watch porn ffs.

Do you even know how to women? They need story and characters to like to get off, just watching two random dudes go at it isn't enough.
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>>64450016
There's a part of me which wants to see Star Wars and him using his Bristolian accent for Vader. A bit like Snatch Wars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vskHXtPuvBk
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>>64450086
Mark is like 3 inches shorter, and 3x more comfortable than rdj.
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>>64449613

This. It might be the best character arc in any franchise. The contrast is so legit.
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>>64450016
Holy shit, Vader was /fit/?
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>>64447883
Jesus, did he always have grey hair?
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>>64450133
this is me. if i open a porn video and if it's just a girl with big tits getting railed by a big dick, i exit immediately. i need some form of exposition to get into it.
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>>64448494
Did they ever kiss?
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>>64449719

why does this make me so happy
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>>64450147
He was a Scot.
>>64450190
Former Mr. Universe contender and at one point, Britains Stronkest man. The guy you saw at the end of RotJ wasn't even him, but a third actor. He was merely the body for darth vader.
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>>64450086
>>64450152
>5'6"

Luke is ideal cuddling height.
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>>64448771
YOUR WIFE'S SON
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>>64448771
DUDE MIDICHLORIANS LMAO
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>>64450190
Seriously, why cast someone so buff when you can't even fucking tell?
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>>64450241
>He was a Scot.

David Prowse? He was born in Bristol, England, and had a rather strong West country accent.
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>>64449868
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>>64449671
link to full video?
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>>64449772
>But Yoda's robes are different

Same color scheme.

>Ben and Anakin's robes look exactly alike. Uncle Owen had nearly identical robes too. Was he a Jedi?

Farmers are poor, Jedi are humble. Drab robes are go-to.
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>>64450133
I can testify to this.
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>>64449719
>>64450234
>Hamill will never point at you
JDIMSA
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>>64448771
>I guess I'm darth vader.

Does your mom not know who your father was?
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>>64450147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSm9DDxQv8E
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>>64449862
Fuck off you stupid cunt.
>>
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>>64450335
he looks better in that pic than he did in Jedi

god damn he really got his shit together
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>>64446762
Three main reasons why "he got old too fast" imo:

>He was already old in the first movie

Mark Hamill was a ~26yo portraying a ~18yo.That usually don't work well when you have a long term franchise because even if the actor look younger than he/she actually is in the first movie,eventually he/she will start to show his/her age.

>Better image quality in the sequels

In the original movie release most scenes wouldn't allow you to see any detail in the character skin so with a good make up and lightining the actors could easily hide facial details that would make them look older.

>Plastic surgery

As said by other anons,Mark hamill made some plastic surgeries and that may have helped too.
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>>64450304
Thanks man! I've always shipped them.
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>>64450353
>some Scottish guy
>Americans.jpg
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>>64450353

It's Dark Helmet.
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>>64446762
u got old faster
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>>64450208
Mark probably wanted to but Ford is too autistic for that. Poor guy had to go to Carrie to get the tender loving he wanted.
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>>64450133
>Do you even know how to women? They need story and characters to like to get off

That's what bothers me.
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>>64450208
What the fuck
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>>64450335
Anybody got a better version of the pic on the bottom? Turns out Hamill has been pointing since he was young.
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>>64450469
>ywn have such amazing and simple friendship

Nail me to a cross and spear my side already ;_;
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>>64449914
qt presenter in pink. I think she's in love with Hamill.
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>>64448771
I'd walk out into traffic if my dad browsed 4chan
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>>64450299

Height, posture, strength of movement. It's the same reason they cast former ballerinas in Crouching Tiger and Ex Machina.
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>>64450358
Rude. Dude asked a legitimate question. Not enough memes for your liking?
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>>64450502
WHO'S HE pointing at?
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>>64450499
>why can't women's biology operate the way I want it too?

You're a faggot, son.
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>>64450508
What's the matter anon?
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>>64450335

HE MIGHT
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>>64450573
Us :3
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>>64446949
>45 years

Jesus Christ, that fucking number.
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>>64450536

Harrison Ford famously points also. Daisy Ridley has a thing about pointing. This family, man.
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>>64450598
woman detected
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>>64450573
[Spoiler]the force[/spoiler]
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>>64449986
i really have no idea what you're trying to say
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>>64450508
You and your friends don't do brokisses? It's a natural thing. Did you really kiss your first girl clumsily without practicing for dozens of hours on your bros? You might be gay, dude.
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>>64450413
>leaving out the car crash

That really is the biggest factor.
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>>64450598

That's not biological, it's psychological. The frustration that women's minds are hard to comprehend and/or frustratingly irrational is a very straight thing. Tale as old as time.
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>>64450572
Everyone knows going to the movies cost more now.
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>>64450598

Women literally need to create a fantasy in their own head to perform a basic human function. It's bothersome.
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>>64450655
There are a few here. Run away before you have a panic attack
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>>64450671
This thread is full of gay.
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>>64449719
he really did clean up his act to come back in these movies
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Are there any post-crash images of Hamil showing scars or any type of pre-reconstruction?
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>>64450776
They don't like it anymore than you do, but that's how it is.
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>>64450782
Post feet
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>>64450776
No they don't.
Just because they can get off with their imagination, doesn't mean they have to every time.
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>thread devolving into discussion about women

Fuck off niggers, post more Hamill.
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>>64450830
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>>64450803

Not for the squeamish.
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>>64449432
One day anon.
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>>64450552
I have some bad news for you Justin...
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>>64450742
That's not the point. Original guy asked if that would be factored into however they tally the grossed money together or whatever. If 4 million people payed a dime way back in the day and it was a huge success, how would that compare to a movie that only a million saw but costs way more to see? All the movies on that list aren't that old at all so compared to an old ass movie that clearly didn't cost as much to make or see it won't have anywhere close to that amount.
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This thread is pretty gay.
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>>64450962
You can really tell his nose is sort of wrecked from that angle.
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>>64450962
>that fucking puppet
is lucky
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>>64451027

It's actually straighter than most Luke threads
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>>64451027
Everyone is a bit gay now and again.
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>>64450654
>Harrison Ford famously points also

How come I've never seen it?
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>>64451052
>>64450962

I love Yoda so fucking much, you guys. The kind of love I usually reserve for my grandparents and Martin Scorsese.
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>>64451140
But he's a sexual predator, anon.
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>>64451131

You have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Rqx9TvtlM
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>>64450913
>excellent feet
>great body
>boring old hag face

What a waste
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>>64451188

No he's not you sacrilegious twerp, he's a powerful Jedi Master and a cute little muppet and he's almost nine centuries old. I want to pinch his cheeks.
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>>64451182
I still can't figure out why Luke V is still attractive while Luke VI is ugly
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>>64451188
>mfw yoda puppet probably looks a lot smaller on a normal sized man
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>>64451188
>tfw Yoda tricks Luke into a force hand-job
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>>64451248
>No he's not you sacrilegious twerp
>implying Yoda didn't "use the force" on Luke repeatedly
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>>64451188
That's what anon meant by his grandparents
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>>64451273

HE HAD MORE SURGERIES
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>>64449719
He definitely got a hair transplant.
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>>64451337
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>>64451321
>>64451337

I hate you. I hate you all.
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>>64448683

Fuck off, Han and Luke is a brotherly relationship

Han is the big brother he never had
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>>64451381
I love you though
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>>64450128
the raid is indonesian
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>>64451274
Oh god, you're right. That's adorable.
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>>64451416
>tfw never had a big brother
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i'm running low on luke.
I'll try to find some new ones for the next thread.
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>>64450552
Who says I'm a dad?
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>>64451416
>implying Han didn't want to fuck both twins at the same time
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>>64451416
>Han is the big brother he never had

He would have disappointed you.
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>>64451344
Why would he have more surgeries? Didn't he realize his face was okay at that point?
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>>64451625
You shut the fuck up Ben.
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>>64449593

>KIRSHNER TAKN OUT THE TRASH
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>>64451647
>Why would he have more surgeries? Didn't he realize his face was okay at that point?
>>
How is Ford an autist? I don't know much about him.
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>>64447597
His left side got pretty fucked up, probably even his skin around the left eye. Compare left and right. He lost even those delicious xheebones he had in ANH.
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>>64451759
>xheebones

What kind of planet is that?
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>>64451712
MJ was nuts though.
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>>64451827
>these miscolored one second tumblr gifs

pls stop
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>>64451827

Surery is addictive, and even though they fixed his face, it wasn't perfect. He's looking at his fucked up face every day knowing they made it better, thinking that if they just tweaked it here and there it could be EVEN better... t's the most normal response you could have.
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>>64449914

>blue peter constantly claims to be made up of huge doctor who fans
>calls Daleks 'robots'


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>64451888
>Surery

What kind of planet is that?
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>>64449914

>r2d2 plowing into the blue peter dog

FUCKING BRUTAL
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>>64446762
Tell that to Kanjiklub
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How tall is Mark Hamill?
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>>64451756
He's not he's just really anti-social and little patience
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>>64449862
Account inflation, Gone With the Wind is #1 (when they were one of 3 movies to watch ALL YEAR IN A WORLD OF NO TV/VHS OR COMPUTERS)

In a world today of illegial downloads, torrents, bootlegs in Chinatown and "I'll wait for the DVD", making money TODAY is a feet.
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>>64449914

>mark stroking the blue peter cat

I love him
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>>64451950
R2-D2 is a cheeky little cunt anyway.
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>>64451995
5'6
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>>64452014

what about carrie and the blue peter tortoise,
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>>64452014
>mark sharing his spoon with the dog
He's perfect.
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>>64449914
>REVENGE of the Jedi

wow
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>>64452057
She turns it upside down like she's on some power trip.
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>>64449719
U N-J U S T
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>>64452063
>Carrie sharing her spoon with Mark right after
>mfw she missed him feeding the dog
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>>64449719
He was merely readjusting
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>>64450016
Stop reminding me ;_;
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>>64450085
you're not homophobic mate, you dont have to like the gay porn/erotica to accept your gay friends. Just endure if they kiss in public or so. Honestly, far beyond that in public is awkward even with m/f.
The other matter they explained it above, most women need context and story to get it up (but when you get there its much better than a quick one)
>>
Damn why can't we get handsome white main cast today
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I love how Carrie Fisher during the original trilogy is the perfect example of lady in the street, but a freak in the bed. Just watching the movies you'd never assume the actress that professionally gave her all in playing Princess Leia would be a sex and drug fiend.
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HE DIDN'T AGE SO GOOD
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>>64452202

b8
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>>64449179
>you will never be pegged by ROTJ Carrie

Fuck this cruel world
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>>64452036
Literally perfect.
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>>64452340
How is that bait?
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>>64447344
>>64448496
>>64448555
>>64450423
>>64451104
It's funny how the deleted Tatooine scenes from ANH make it look like some shitty space-themed teen coming of age film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwyjSD3195o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txX8yUqc1bs
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>>64452234
He looks great now though, fuck off Tim Allen
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>>64449914
The cat loves Mark.
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>>64452451
Biggs is dapper as fuck in this scene
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>>64452546
did you make this webm?
I love you either way, thank you
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>>64452546
:3
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>>64452589
Yeah just quickly made it.
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>>64452546

He just want some elbow crease, is that too much to ask? :3
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>>64449914
Comfiest video I've seen in a long time
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>>64449652
Because he tiny'd again.
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>>64452626
It's precious
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Anyone have Luke x womp eat porn? Luke him Bulls eyeing one in the back of his t16 back home?

Lads?
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>>64452546
One without the black borders if anyone wants it.
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>>64452718
>imagine chewie cuddling Luke like that kitty
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>>64449914
>R2D2's head is backwards
>C3P0 looks like he's going to fall over walking towards the presenters
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>>64452451
>a story about a cute boy doing cute things in space

Would watch
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>>64449750
that guy was notorious for being a cunt lmao
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This board has made me fall in love with young Luke and Leia over the last month.

I'm so confused
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>>64452752
My friend hasn't seen star wars so I want to show him this so he can understand
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>>64452766
He's small enough that it would work.
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>>64452815
don't fight it anon, just accept that the Skywalker twins are best waifus.
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>>64450133
I'm a dude and i love stories in porn, or make up my own stories for porn. I thought this was normal?
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see you in the next thread babes
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>>64452029
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>>64453004
Fucking kek
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Love yall mang. Goddamn
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That look in her eye. She wants Mark.
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>>64452964
Not unusual, but plot or character isn't necessary for men to get off because they're mostly about the visual. Women definitely need to rely on the brain in order to get aroused, simply seeing stuff or rubbing their junk doesn't cut it.
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>>64452546
>>64452761
Adorable :3

>>64453004
R2 is the ultimate cunt.
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>>64450643
Man, this guy was a really cute young man. With some awesome hair and eyelashes. And lips.
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>>64449276
Despecialized is love, despecialized is life
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>>64453071

YOU JUST KNOW
>>
how did everyone suddenly become so gay?
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>>64453417
not him but brofist for despecialized
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>>64453633
>suddenly

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