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Are there any non-humanoid force users in entire SW fiction?
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>>64430607
>use lightsaber
>force user
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>>64430607
What the fuck? Why doesn't she just stab his tail?
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>>64430607
Why doesn't she just cut his tail off?
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>>64430721
>>64430726
BECAUSE HE IS ATTACKING HER YOU FUCKS
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>>64430607
yes, midichlorians.
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>>64430743
She just has to dodge his saber once and then stab him wherever. She's literally surrounded by his weak spots
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>>64430721
>>64430726
alternatively, why isn't he using his tail to smash her against the wall? Jabba is a fat fuck that can barely move but a Hutt trained to the art of the jedi could surely do it.
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>>64430797
He wasn't in the council anymore Episode 2. That's when they did away with all non-humanoid jedi because Lucas decided everyone needed to be able to fight with a lightsaber
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>>64430868
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YADDLE JACK
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>>64430940
So stupid. Why can't they just have Jedi who don't use lightsabers?
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>>64430607
This is uncontrollably stupid.
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>>64430999
Same reason you got those trips.

It's the will of the force.
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>>64430973

what do you think her puss smells like?
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>>64430999
why can't we have muslims who don't use terrorism?
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>>64431056
Like fresh yaddle milk.
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>>64431262
I mean we do. There's what, a billion muslims in the world. If each one was a terrorist they wouldn't need to be terrorists, they'd be the largest standing army in the world.
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>>64430999
It would be like having Samurai who don't use swords or bows. Jedi are a brotherhood of coldblooded Janissaries who devote their lives to tracking down and slaughtering the enemies of the Republic wherever they are found. People who just want to study the force in peace and quiet would probably do better to join the Sith, who at least encourage personal actualization and a diverse skill set.
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>>64431738
Samurai don't have magic powers
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>>64431809
In pop culture they've got a spiritual/philosophical/metaphysical aspect to them. Their sword being a part of them, the bushido code, other writings and codices, etc.

TL;DR They're asian, so they have mystical eastern shit as a racial trait.
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>>64431738
No, it'd be like having wizards who don't use staff or swords, which would be fine. You'd think at some point Palpatine's and Yoda wouldn't need a piddly little laser sword
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is this a joke?

plagueis is a muun...
yoda...
those things with the head tentacles...
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>>64432005
>You'd think at some point Palpatine's and Yoda wouldn't need a piddly little laser sword
That's what was established in the OT. Yoda was a being of incredible inner power that trying to hit a guy with a stick detracts from his character.

Likewise, the emperor sneers at Luke's lightsaber and calls it a "Jedi Weapon." Vader had one because he's a former Jedi, so it makes sense, but when it's time for the emperor to do something he conjures lightning from his finger tips.

He and Yoda were opposite sides of the force. While the light side preserved yoda, and let him live to be as old as he was, while Sheev was corrupted and consumed by the darkside, so he looked like hammered shit.

Then the prequels happen, and shit all over that aspect.
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>>64432086

is this a joke?

or are you actually retarded?
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>>64432086
>I don't know what a humanoid is
How does it feel being retarded?
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>>64430607
this looks like the intro to a porn comic
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>>64432226
are these humanoid to you?? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Aing-Tii
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>>64432226
or these?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Armalat
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Baragwin/Legends
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Celegian
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>>64432437
>brings up yoda's species, muun, and twi'leks as non-humanoid
>get's called out on retardation
>brings up completely different creatures in response
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>>64432302
>>64432437

>damage control

no use in saying you didn't eat shit dude, we already saw your mouth covered in it.
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>>64430847
He was there in episode 2, he was gone in the third one
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