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You are training to become a Jedi and you get to select one character from the Star Wars universe to be your master.

My choice is pic related, what is yours?
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Can I pick a character just based on her boobies? If so I pick Bastilla Shan.
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>>64372757
The guy that trained him, obviously.
Quigon can shit out top Jedi bros like Obi Wan.
Obi Wan can only train listless fuckfags like Anakin.
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>Choose master who is literally responsible for the biggest fuck up in Jedi history
K m8
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>>64372757
obviously I'd have coked up space adventures with carrie fisher
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Yaddle.

Oh, we're gonna fuck.
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>>64372862
>implying anyone who visits /tv/ wouldn't be a worse fuck up than Anakin regardless of who their master is
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Yaddle
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I want the guy who was like "but what about the droid attack on the Wookiees?" And then Mace windy was like "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing."
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>>64372757
Sheev

I'm a massive dark edgelord, sue me.
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>>64372862
>Qui Gon thought training Anakin was a good idea
>Obi Wan completely fucked up
>even Luke got all his apprentices killed by Kylo Ren

let's face it Yoda is the only decent master in the series
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Quigonn. He trained Batman.
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>you will never be intimate with Obi-Wan because he actually followed the celibacy rule
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>>64372757
Mace Dindu

Then I'll have street cred with all the space niggas and they wont fuck wit me aight?

Imma be a realest dark side mofo if you sniff my drift
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Count Dooky. Best fighting style.
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>>64372757
Qui-gon.
I wish I knew him in real life desu, he's such a down-to-earth guy, the good kind of hippie who knows his place in the universe and is a bottomless well of wise sayings.
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Lankletus, he has no weakness.
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>>64373014
Yoda trained Count Dooku in a personal mentorship. Then he went and became Sheev second bitch.
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>>64373095

I'm leaning towards this

great fighter, knowledgeable in the Force (both sides), seems to be a kind of lawful dark (unlike Sheev) and is motivated by things other than complete power
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>>64373116
His name is Snoke, you douche.
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>>64373065
>aaylamao
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>>64373054
Ewan McGregor is hideously ugly, even Adam Driver is handsome in comparison.
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>>64372757
Obi wan>Yoda>the rest including luke.
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>>64372757
Rahm Kota
Is he even a valid choice? I don't know if he's even canon anymore.
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>>64373144
What exactly was Dooku goal? Did he actually believe in the CIS or was fully supporting Sideous plan? Was he planning to overthrow Sideous? He was trying to recruit Obi Wan to his side, maybe as an apprentice to beat Sideous.
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>>64373065
oh shit suddenly I feel like changing my answer.
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Andrew Sranberg
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>>64373201
weak b8
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>>64372757
Windu because he was literally the only nigger to be focusing on combat still a thousand years after Sith bit it.
All the other Jedi had to just adapt or start relearning the old stuff, even Obi-Wan.
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Yoda is the only right answer.
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>>64373240
How can he be a Jedi master, he's not even a musician.
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>>64373211
Reminder that Obi Wan is a lying scumbag who would have a son secretly kill his father just to clean up his failure.
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>>64372904
>That fucking face

Every fucking time.
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>>64373232

I don't know, I rewatched AotC recently and it really confused me. He tells Obi Wan about Sheev's plot and begs him to help him foil it, but then is clearly Sheev's apprentice and part of his plan.

I'm guessing he was more in favor of the CIS in power and Palpatine getting overthrown?
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>>64373282
He's an Earth Rocker though...?
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>>64372904
My favorite part of this pic is just the fucking mess of limbs under that blanket

You can't even begin to tell what is what
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>>64373284
Please explain
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>>64372757
sheev
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>>64373217
He is not canon anymore, sadly.
Though this is the 10/10 best choice.
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>>64373211
Obi Wan is shit though.
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>>64372904
Her wiki is literally being a slave for 500 years, her beating the great x5 grandson of the warlord she was sent to kill and the Jedi finally finding her.
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>>64373345
He didn't figure out that Palpatine and Sidious were the same person until the very last moment of his life when Palpatine used the same voice as Sidious. The look on his face when Sheev told Anakin to kill him was the look of complete surprise and realization.
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>>64372757
Kreia of course
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>>64373479
But he tells Obi Wan "what if I told you that the Republic was currently in control of the Sith?"
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>>64373479
>He didn't figure out that Palpatine and Sidious were the same person until the very last moment of his life when Palpatine used the same voice as Sidious.

If you watch the (canon) clone wars series it is obvious that Dooku knows who Sheev is.
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>>64373479

I think he knew, everything pointed to him knowing

the look of surprise was probably because he wasn't expecting Sheev to have him executed, it dawned on him that he was grooming Anakin and he was expendable
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>>64373544
Really?
Gotta pull out Attack of the Clones and rewatch that part.
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This guy is pretty based.
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>>64372757
Obi-Wan. He seems like a chill nigga

Second choice would be Baced Dindu.
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Kid Fisto
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>>64373536
i really hope someone does this in the movies spinning lightsabers is a good trick.
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>>64373472

Is there anything in there about what a cock hungry slut she was or how she fucked everyone on the Jedi council?
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Dooku
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Darth Bane
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>>64374150
Tell me about Darth Bane. Why does he wear the mask?
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>>64374150
Wouldnt his training be extremely painful?
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>>64374229

For you.
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>>64374150
>post yfw Darth CIA is the master of Darth Bane
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Which Jedi master is best at giving head?
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Qui-Gon Jinn.
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>>64374343
Yaddle, no doubt. The only reason the other council members keep her in there is to be used as a cocksleeve. Her size makes her easy to grip and force onto your dong mouth-first.
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>>64374343
Yaddle.
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>>64372795
hello atton
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>>64372757
I'd let her teach me many things. Grey Jedi like to fuck I hear.
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>>64374437
>those arm sleeves
mein shaft
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>>64372757
anything except Sheev is the wrong answer

the best part would be the late night training sessions where he would strip me naked and force lightning me to fuel my hatred, and then he'd reward my progress by going down on me
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Ventress.

Can you even imagine the sex? After a long day of training you're both sweaty and covered in blood and she just pins you down on top of the corpse of a dead Jedi and just rides the force out of your balls.
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>>64374498
If you're gonna go with a Sith at least make sure it's the best one and the most cock hungry.
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Pic related

Or possibly the Exile
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>>64374437
ding ding ding we have a winner
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Kylo. Easiest Sith to kill and replace
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Are your choices based on the fact that you think they would train you best and make you most powerful or because you hope they would have sex with you?
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Surprised this hasn't been posted yet

/tv/ is losing its edge
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>>64374617
Kyle is cool, but he's more of a lone cowboy.
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>>64374613
This is 4chan. The only reasons to choose anything ever is in the hopes it might have sex with you
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>>64373544

Fucking Christ I just remembered he said this. All throughout RotS when they're discussing a plot to destroy the Jedi and the darkside surrounding them Obi Wan never thinks to bring that up. Like "hey Dooku told me this thing once, maybe we should check it out just to be safe".
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>>64373419
He motivated Luke to want to kill Vader by not telling him he was his father, because his mistakes with Anakin led him to become Vader
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>>64372757

Jar Jar
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>>64374613
The former.

Qui-Gon best master t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m.
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>>64374617
>wanting to be an apprentice to the most plot armored gary stu in SW history

his training would have no grounds in reality.

it would be him v.s. three rancors, he kills them all and then looks at you and says "see? it's easy, now you try."
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>>64374617
Is he like Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan turned into one man?
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>>64374663
Watch the ending to Attack of the Clones.

Yoda, Windu and Obi-Wan discuss this.
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>>64374613
I'm >>64374617 and I would rather not answer that question
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>>64374516

>implying this roast beef wasn't used up a long long time ago.

maul and his brother probable tore that bitch up 10x a day tag teaming her relentlessly honing their force hate fucking.
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>>64374613
My choice was Obi-Wan so the answer to your question is pretty obvious.
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>>64372757

Sheev famjam

Forget lightsabers, I want to throw fucking lightning at people and as far as I know he's the only one who knows how to do that
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>>64374437
damn her rebels design is so much sexier than clone wars
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>>64374613
I just want a good friend.
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>>64372757
Obi Wan only good with his high ground mods on. Get outa here OP.
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>>64373232
>>64373345

It's a combination of the eternal sith cycle (kill your master, take his place, get an apprentice) and Dooku's personal ambitions for the galaxy. He wanted to take the place as a master, and take Obi-Wan as his apprentice in order to serve his own interests, which were more noble than Palpatine's.
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>>64374786
How did he beat Maul when Maul had the high ground?
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>>64374786
Obi-Wan is pure.
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>>64374765
>IM
>FUCKING
>PLYING
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I would say probably Aayla Secura but I'd have to know what kind of foot game Twi'ileks are rocking.
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>>64374831
He jumped higher than Maul's head
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>>64374574
Holy fuck, is that Darth Edgemaster?
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>>64374831
Maul was obviously very fatigued from having to not only fighting Obi Wan, but far superior Qui Gon, at the same time
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>>64374765

Why are you telling lies, anon?
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>>64374827
>no AU where Dooku rules as the Lord High Sith of the CIS with his apprentice Obi Wan

His rule would probably be benevolent for the plebs.
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>>64374775

But you don't get to bring friends.
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>>64374853
That was due to Obi Wan's High Ground Ability: A Certain Point of View, which grants Obi Wan the ability to have the High Ground from his perspective no matter what his positioning is.
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>>64374542
sheev's pretty cock hungry though
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>>64374831
Because Lucas is a shit writer.
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>>64374831
only from a certain point of view
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>>64374848
Togrutas > Twi'ileks
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>>64372757

Kylo

You know he'd let you do whatever you wanted to his beefy emo ass as long as you wore the Vader helmet during.
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I pick Luke Skywalker.
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Meant for >>64374913 to reply to >>64374831
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>>64374915
What is that from?
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>>64374946

>bandages that look like knee socks

thatsmyfetish.swf
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>>64374946
Are those toys made exclusively for neckbeards to cum all over?
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>>64374765
>>64374843
Jailbait Ahsoka is just as hot as the older one. Either one makes my dick explode.
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>>64374951
You better make sure he keeps the helmet on as well while you're pounding him or you'll surely go limp.
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>>64374946
Why does EU shit dress her in some kind of swim suit outfit when she wears regular robes in all her movie appearances?
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>>64374946
Still prefer Twi`ileks, they're made for sex.
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>>64374946
nice ass
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>>64374964
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
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>>64374990
HOT
OT
T

GLUE
LUE
UE
E
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>>64374946
Shaak TI hides her power level well
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>>64372757

He teaches me how to parasite off the goyim. And gives me a job in my choice of hollywood, education or mass media.
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>>64375007
I think Adam Driver looked pretty cute as Kylo Ren.
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>>64374946
That's the nasty slut that took Yaddle's place on the Jedi Council after Yaddle sacrificed herself on Mawan.

These are facts that are taking up space in my brain where things like calculus used to be.
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>>64374951
If you are going to be a gay at least pick a better husbando.
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>>64374946
t b h

f a m
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>>64375105
Do I see a vulva bulge?
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>>64374572
this is the right answer
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>>64375128
it's puffy
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>>64375093
Who do you think is a better husbando than Kylo?
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NON-CANON TIER
>Jolee Bindo
>Kyle Katarn
>Kreia

GOD TIER
>Plo Koon
>Qui-Gon Jinn
>Luke Skywalker

HIGH TIER
>Ki-Adi-Mundi
>Yoda (puppet)
>Aayla Secura

GOOD TIER
>Obi-Wan
>Mace Window
>Darth Plagueis

OKAY TIER
>Yoda (CGI)
>Count Dooku
>Ahsoka

>BAD TIER
>Anakin
>Shaak Ti

>SHIT TIER
>Sheev
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>>64375146
>sweatingman.jpg
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>>64374150
Crashing the Light Side…WITH NO SURVIVORS
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Shouts out to the Dooku bros in this thread
What a fucking champ. Gotta love the fencing style.
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>>64375221
Was CIA a jedi or a sith?

He said "you don't get to bring friends", was he reminding Darth Bane about his rule of two?
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>>64375043
He was
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>>64375249
Just look at the colours he wears. Tan and blue, not counting his jacket.
Clear symbolism for a blue lightsaber.
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>>64375200
Was this written by a 14 year old after having seen the Saga for the first time last month?
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>>64375200

You forgot

YADDLE TIER
>Yaddle
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>>64375200
>Shit tier Sheev

Neck yourself
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Aayl(m)a(o) Secura

Dat tummy
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>>64375269
Reminds me of Richard Ramirez. Both masters of the edgy side.
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>>64375318
Togrutas and Twi'ileks were made for fucking.
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>>64375269
God I would strangle someone to be his mother and pick up the cum crusted socks in his bedroom as he awkwardly discovers masturbation for the first time as a teenager.
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>>64375363
You don't say..
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>>64375318
i want to drink jawa juice from her navel
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>>64375299
shit meme tb h and that creature is ugly as fuck
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>>64375318
>Aayla and Ahsoka in one pick

My dick can't take it guys
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>>64375385
You have much to learn young Padawan
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>>64374831
Obi immediately wins if either he or his opponent activates the high ground buff.
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>>64375363
I want to live in the Star Wars universe just so I can have sex slaves. They may be illegal in the republic but they sure as hell ain't doing shit to get rid of it.

have a togruta, twilek, pantoran, and mandelorian harem.
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>>64375384
>unconscious Anakin
>two hot alien girls

I know where this is going.
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>>64375392
Talk shit about Yaddle to my fucking face you faggot see how fast I force push you out of my plane.
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Honestly I don't know
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>>64375405
Are you ready for light saber training padawan?
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>>64375464
OPEN THE DOOR
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>>64375453
This is the part where they take out their foot long dongs and run a train on his unconscious, virgin, bunghole, right?
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>>64375480
>slave bikinis
Time to fap.
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Qui Gon

seems like he'd make a good replacement dad

Or the sexiest one and I'd try and bone out of celibate jedi sexual tension
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>>64375432
Why is Obi Wan such a fucking cheater? Is his Lightsaber skills that poor that he can never win an actual fight? Always has to resort to outside methods or help.
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>>64375384
imminent_rape.png
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>>64375577
Well his Master did teach him the ways of cheating with the force.
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>>64375623
You have to refuse it for it to be rape
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>>64375697
If you're asleep/unconscious and someone has sex with you isn't it rape?
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>>64375716
>implying men can be raped
Fucking CIS scum.
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>>64375577
Relying on cheats has its drawbacks. As you can see in A New Hope he got wrecked because nobody had the high ground.
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>>64374437
>give her DSLs Dave, you know, for the kids
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>>64372846

my answer too. plus I just like Liam Neeson
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>>64375716
At this point I wouldn't even refuse a hamplanet

So no
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>>64375200
>Obi-Wan below Aayla, Ki-Adi Mundi, Plo Koon
literally wat
and what makes Aayla better than the others?
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This guy
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>>64375803
Hot twilek tits and ass
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As the poet once said, "anything less than the best is a felony."
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>>64375738
Well I mean if they just ride his dick with their tight alien pussy it's not rape but if they fingered or fisted his ass wouldn't it be rape?
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>>64375803
obi-wan trained anakin you idiot

anakin's a retard
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>It's too hot to wear regular clothes to train in this heat hope you don't mind anon
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>>64372757
Anyone except Sheev is normie shit or EU shit.
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>Did I ever tell you about the time I faked my death and pretended to be my own Assassin? And how I didn't tell your father which led to the seeds of future distrust? He was a good friend.
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>>64375929
>sheev

Huh? You mean Palpatine? Is he even a Force user?
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>>64375848
>>64375848
Okay, but didn't know we were going for that ITT. But that's a good enough reason to have her up that high

>>64375907
>Obi-Wan trained Anakin you idiot
wait so Obi-Wan is only good tier because anakin's a cunt?
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>>64375967
>Is he even a Force user?
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>>64375907
Wasnt Obi wan against bringing Anakin off tattanoie? Qui Gon was the one who cheated his way into being allowed to train anakin, but fucked up enough he never got a chance.
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>>64376021
Thats the emporer...Not Sheev.
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>>64376033
Yeah, Qui Gon asked him to train anakin as he was dying
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>>64374860
Darth Icky.
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Surprised no one has said Revan.
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>>64376129
So basically Qui Gon is the retard and Obi Wan is just the honorable lacky?
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>>64376152
>Darth Icky
Darth Tricky

There I fixed it.
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>>64375008
this is probably her TFU appearance where she was in not-dagobah.
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>>64376160
Who?
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>>64376197
wasn't that the planet they killed>>64375318
on

with the giant mushrooms
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>>64376168
Basically Anakin is a little shit
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>>64376235
that's Felucia
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>>64376236
Sorry your midichlorian count is so low, how about you go back to your sand, Jelly nelly.
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>>64376313
>darth vader lite
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>>64373595
yepp
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TR-8R

He knows what a good trick is
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>>64376301
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>>64373536
They're force powers, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
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>>64376236
From my point of view You're a little shit
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>>64375907
And he created a jedi-killing monster that terrorized the galaxy.
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>>64376352
Is he jerking it to sand?
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>>64376403
It's a love hate relationship
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>>64376352
>SANDler

Who comes up with this stuff?

Reddit does
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>>64375200
Kyle Katarn would make a terrible teacher
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>>64375944

when did this happen?
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>>64376502
TCW episode THE BOX
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>>64376534
Don't open the box.
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>>64376502

A wonderful season 4 TCW arc.
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>>64376502
In The Clone Wars series, actually a pretty good arc, has Obi Wan doing some morally ambiguous things along with a parody of The Cube.
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>>64372757
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>>64375306
>Neck yourself
Kek, nice
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I'd pick Obi-Wan or Luke personally but has anyone picked Vader? I never played the force unleased but he can't be that bad.
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>>64374572

my nigger
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I just ordered a $130 Tusken Raider mask kit

and when it gets here and I finish building it and making my costume, I'm going to be a Tusken Jedi to piss people off
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>>64376626
Starkiller is literally more edgy and retarded version of Anakin.
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>>64376676
that was a thing in the EU

don't remember the specifics except it was a jedi tusken raider
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>>64376676
>I'm going to be a Tusken Jedi to piss people off
That's like rolling a moorish crusader.
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>>64376713

He was a human kidnapped by the Tuskens, not a real Tusken. A'Sharad Hett or something.
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>>64372757
ANAKEN
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>>64376713
The EU also has sentient force crystal shards being put in robots and trained as "iron knights" jedi
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>>64376724

whats a moor
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>>64376746
>americans in charge of anything
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>>64376746
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>>64376793

Why didnt you just say nigger knight
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i'll take Kyle Katarn, he's my shade of grey
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>>64376746
english nigger
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>>64376740
Shit like this is why I'm glad the EU is dead but it's a shame all the good shit that died with it. Not to mention Disney shitting up Star Wars canon with it's god awful books
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Darth Bane and it's not even close.
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>>64376861

Is he a big guy?
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>>64376746
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>>64376603
>you'll never be friends with her
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>>64376890

good
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>>64372757
Probably Yoda.
>trained Dooku trained Qui-Gon trained Obi-Wan
>nearly a millennium of experience
>isn't gonna be any competition for the babes
>knows how to absorb Force lightning with his bare hands
>has a sense of humour
Easy choice, I reckon.
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>>64376936
Apparently he trained something like 20000 jedi
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>>64376861
what's with the turian headpiece?
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>>64373595
Bane?
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>>64376936
Source? Wookieepedia reckons Yoda's only apprentice was Dooku (and Luke if you want to include him).
Maybe he had 20000 Jedi students become Jedi while he was head of the Council, but only took one apprentice?
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>>64377069
Sorry, was meant for >>64376972
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>>64372757
Wolf Sazen
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>>64373595
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>>64373014
Yoda trained Qui Gon, who was ultimately responsible for Darth Vader. The circle is now complete
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>>64376882
U U U U
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Rey, obviously. But if I was actually interested in learning the force I'd take senile Obi Wan.
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>>64377069
>>64377091
I'm certain I read it on some wookiepedia article though I'm also certain it wasn't Yoda's personal page

But considering it takes ~10 years to train a jedi knight and yoda has been a jedi master for 800 years that would be 80 padawan trained indeed
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>Sheeve
>Vader
Doesn't seem like a good teacher or even very committed to actually training people
>Luke
Never really got properly trained himself
>Yoda
I wouldn't be able to put up with his fortune cookie bullshit
>Qui-gon
Good teacher but seems a little too easy going. I'd probably enjoy learning from him the most but I probably wouldn't get as good as I could be
>Obi Wan
Seems like the kind of guy who would make a good spotter at the gym. He'd be that guy who doesn't help you at all and makes you bang out that one last rep.

It would probably be a pain in the ass but Obi-Wan-trained me could probably beat the shit out of Qui-gon-trained me.
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>>64377178
>Rey

Literally the shittiest choice one could make, fuck off plab
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>>64377178
Obi-Wan is a terrible teacher. Yoda fixed all the errors he made with Luke.
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>>64377143
>plo's bros
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>>64377179
That's assuming that he takes them right after one another, though.
He doesn't have any apprentice at all throughout the prequels, he's leading the council.
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>>64377215
He didn't make errors with luke, he just died after only training him for two days. If anything he should be praised for doing as well as he did.
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>>64377238
He does train the younglings, maybe that's where the figure comes from
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>>64377270
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. Just the number of all the people who became Jedi under his watch.
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>>64375200
>Luke Skywalker not shit tier...
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>>64377344
>...
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>>64377303
How close do you think that figure is to the number of youngling cherries he popped?
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>>64375377
lol
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>>64377360
And how many more would factor into his count had Anakin not stuck his lightsaber in their boi pussis
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>>64372904
Imagine being Yoda in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Yaddle, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real puppet." when all he really wants to do is fuck another Youngling in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Yoda and not only sit in that chair while Yaddle flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that stare. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, YADDLE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wookies and protocol droids and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Dagobah. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Lucas calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Yoda. You're not going to lose your future Jedi Master career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>64377196
Qui-Gon's pupil wrecked Obi-Wan's pupil, m8.
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>>64377257
Fair enough, family.
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>>64377462
With a buff. Had he not played the High ground card he woulda got BTFO, but I guess Qui Gon was a cheater, he'd train someone to be a cheater
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>>64377462
A potter can only do so much with poor clay.
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>>64372795

Why would you pick a character that won't let you put your willy inside her?
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Honestly, as a black man I'm upset
I have no villains to identify with. I want to be dark side but the jew won't let me.
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i want to fuck a tusken
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>>64377988
You're already on the darkside, bro. You couldn't get any darker than black. You so dark, you get lost at night. You so dark you make blackouts jealous.
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>>64377988

We know you do, its in your blood. Theyve identified the allele for impulsive aggressive behavior
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>>64377988

darth nigga
darth trayvon
darth black
darth django
darth ashy
darth drank
darth melon
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This one
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>>64378053
How does a blackout get jealous of anything?
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>>64378171
When it's exposed to you.
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>>64372757
obi wan failed his first apprentice so why should i trust his training?

Obviously Qui-Gon looked like he had his shit together and knew what he was doing.
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>>64378116
darth friedchicken
darth bix nood
darth dindu nuffin
darth outonbail
darth Where da white twilek at?
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>>64377892

Why can't people keep their willies out of holes?
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>>64378256
>white twilek

True patricians know red twileks are the best
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>>64375269
CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN
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>>64374680
That's pretty much how it went in Jedi Academy
>be a complete newbie
>training missions include wiping out imperial bases and mass murdering smugglers while Rancor chases you

It works.
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>>64376702
But he is powerful
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Windu probably.

Then go rogue and become a bounty hunter
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>>64372757
He seems like the most reasonable Jedi ever created.
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>>64376603
>>64375422
>>64374946
How much do you think it would cost to hire 2 hot hookers, and make them up in prosthetics and makeup?
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>>64373453
>Not canon.

Who gives a shit. If Disney is still making money off of re-releasing old EU stuff than everything is still game in these topics.
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>>64378636
I hope the new trilogy gives us a blaster wielding jedi. Luke was almost one in Empire but in Return went full saber.
Rey is apparently a fucking sniper with a sightless pistol after 3 shots so maybe she'll be one
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There is only one answer.
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>>64379597
Rebels has Aladdin with a blaster/lightsaber hybrid.
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>Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Facility
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>>64378318

Well what else are you supposed to do with a willy?
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>Not learning from multiple teachers through the ages
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>>64379956
Sorry anon you have too much hair to join our club, everyone knows hair dissipates dark side powers.
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>>64380077
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>>64380077
>palpatine lost all his hair when he went full sith
>anakin lost all his hair when he became darth vader
>darth maul never had any hair
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>>64379956

Is there a way to join the Dark Side without looking like you're obviously a part of the Dark Side?

Like, maybe some Sith magic that can prevent your eyes from turning red or fucking up your skin complexion. Maybe if you accidentally lose a few limbs or have to be given a respirator, maybe there's some more aesthetically pleasing, non-threatening cybernetics available?
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>>64380181
Dooku was full sith and he stayed normal looking.
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>>64374666
he wasnt lying, it was from a certain point of view.
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>>64380181
Dooku never looked all that evil. Not like the other 3 Sith anyway. Kreia/Traya also managed to go from being a Sith to being an exiled Jedi/Sith/whatever during the course of KOTOR 2. Revan managed to keep his appearance normal too. So did Malak until Revan fucked his up.

Darth Vectivus was apparently also a benevolent Sith Lord that didn't really have any desires to conquer the galaxy. Why he was a Sith Lord at all then AND continued the Rule of Two I don't know but he was apparently moderate and died surrounded by friends and family.
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>>64380127
Too much here, no one likes him.
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KYLO
R
E
N
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>>64380228
>>64380231
Dooku was never full sith, he just hated how corrupt and stagnate the Republic had become.
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>>64380127
>>64379611
My nigga
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>>64380318
>Dooku was never full Sith
>Visits the Sith homeworld with his master in the Clone Wars
>RotS novelization has him visualize a Sith army under his and Palpatine's command
>Trains multiple disciples
>Called a Sith Lord
>Not a Sith
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>>64376313
totallynotvaderyouguys.png
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No one because training isn't necessary to become a Jedi anymore.
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>>64380477
That's very interesting, I must have missed those scenes in the movies.
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>>64380163
>Mace, the one Jedi who was skirting the line between the light and the dark didn't have any hair
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>Not picking pic related

I don't even wanna be a Sith, I just want to say I learned from Sheev.
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>>64373282
You don't have to be a musician to be a Jedi
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