Happy Fapping, /tv/.
All furry jokes aside, I am genuinely interested to see this.
Goddamn it. Disney knew it. They fucking knew it the whole time. Furries are a massive untapped market. Disneys getting smart. They made this monster, and now theyre taking advantage of it. Now thats what I call chutzpah.
>Ruining the entire joke by revealing the fact that the feared "Mr. Big" is actually a shrew
>In the goddamn trailer
WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS FUUUCK
>Disney/Pixar will never make extremely high budget animated porn
>Pretty much every animated film/shows involving talking animals
They are the source of some of today's furry's first boner, the other being Cartoon Network.
bad news m8
we're both on this wild ride
I only liked the parts with the sloths.
If you are not attracted to fundamental female traits like dem hips, large breasts (the hourglass figure) and large and expressive eyes then you are either gay or autistic, it's not even about being a furry.
Is not about the pretend bunny, it's about how you'll never keep a girlfriend because you'll only want to protect her and not make her feel sexy.
And she will find a guy that wants to fuck her, and you will be here on 4chan to cry about it later.
the GNU chief is a lawful-good character just like Stallman
you all just needs confidence. you'll get one, someday.
>not in the real world
I've seen TFA
3times and the same zootopia trailer played each time before it. Every single time people laughed at the sloth, at the rabbit shooting down the fox and at the goat eating the tranquilizer. The last one got the most audible laughs.
It made me hate this world.
I live in the UK and I'm pretty sure everyone's just miserable all the time
I've never heard anyone laugh at a movie or trailer ever, even when I myself find it hilarious, I don't even smile, neither does anyone else. It's weird
>1986 + 30
>Not wanting to slide your painfully erect member into her soft tight cooch as she winces painfully, then slowly begin to relax as she stammers and asks you to "P-pp-please....k-keep going..."
The amount of people that just keep going "i wanna fuck that rabbit" and "i wanna fuck that rabbit" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
I saw TFA twice and haven't seen the Zootopia trailer with it. I guess that theater doesn't have it?
I might make a pilgrimage over to the Imax theater at the mall to see TFA again for my next screening. It costs a few bucks more but when I saw Godzilla there it looked really good.
>implying this isn't hell
>implying I'm not yiffing as I type this
How long before Disney does it usual media blitz?
As soon as I heard the voice my sides were propelled into extrasolar orbit. They are literally casting Idris Elba as a black bull.
Is Disney and the rest of Hollywood Jew Team even serious with this shit? It's like they're not even trying to hide their fucking agenda any more.
As soon as I saw that dainty, hip-swaying hop I knew for 100% certain that everyone behind this knows exactly what they're trying to do. I also resigned myself to the fact that I'll probably eventually masturbate to it.
Well that's the whole point really. All the furries who go to see this are doing exactly what disney wants. They know they can make a fuck ton of money off of these retards and they've designed a movie around it.
The universal sign: Eyeshadow and mascara. Always look at the eyes, female anthro things always follow the same thing when it comes to eyes.
I wanna fuck her voice actress
All of you who are ok with this piece of shit movie are degenerates, especialy the one who fap to this.
I bet you all from Sweden
10 pages? Seems I need to go searching again.
The new trailer show'd a lot. Add up the rest info and you almost have the whole movie.
>Judy moves from country to big city to become police officer
>Becomes first bunny police officer, due to Mayor pleasing voters with diversity quota
>Police meeting about animals going feral
>Everyone gets their exciting work for week and Jude is sent to be metermaid, since Chief ain't having any of that quota shit
>Judy wants to do real police work and ends up looking for Mrs. Otterson's lost husband. Nick is the last to have seen him
>She has 2 days to solve it or else she is out
>She finds Nick and Finnick inmiddle of their scam
The car their looking for is covered in frost and the car they crawl into belongs to Mr. Big, so I'd say the sloth scene is before Godfather scene, since they're almost killed by the mafia and during DMV Nick is fucking around with Judy. By that same logic, nudity camp is before Godfather.
Mr. Otterson had gone feral and attacked his taxi driver. The taxi driver then goes feral and is later seen attacking Nick in jungle on a deck of ship. I believe theres a book with that as cover. The scene on the trailer with Chief talking to Judy about "wishing and being capable", transfers to a scene with Judy looking down and reaching for her badge and Chief's hand demanding it. The floor on that scene is mossy wooden boards. That is probably the ship deck in jungle.
The wolves in suits are keeping feral animals on lockdown.
Judy comforts Nick and after Judy loses her badge Nick comes to comfort her.
Nick's and Finnick's scam involves Finnick dressing up like baby elephant and Nick pushing him around on strollers. Theres a scene of Nick and Finnick looking up, and another with elephant couple romanticly sharing icecreaming, the guy then spitting the icecream on the girl's face. The girl is more nondescriptive to me. That scene looks like they're trying to imply adultry, with the guy elephant having a child.
But people really should consider their physical and mental limits when choosing a career path. No, not everyone can or at least should be a police investigator, even with all the effort in the world.
last time I was at the airport the security I saw was a woman and manlet asian, both probably around 50kg only, I couldn't keep myself from laughing
if you are physically weak you just shouldn't work in such a field
noone can be everything, accept this and do something you are suited for, you are good at
if I was a criminal and this rabbit would hop around me I would snag and incapacitate it in less than a second, what the fuck is it thinking
>not his little sheep assistant
come ON, its even a parallel to Judy's quest to being small and wanting to prove herself
fucks sake /tv/, its easy
Doesn't look too bad. The "I am on break" joke made me laugh. I can tell it's going to go for more visual jokes in the film. Story might be a little bland.
Also obviously going to cause big waves in the furry clubs.
Ironically, /tv/ never actually does see through it. Like I remember after the trailer for BH6, every smartass on here was all "duhh it's so obvious the brother is going to be the villain!" It's kinda hilarious how most of /tv/ for the life of it can't ever predict any twist that's actually true.
Big Hero 6 was still a shit movie, though.
If you're good at something why stop doing it?
Bite...the...Pillow..I..am..going..in....(wait stop this)..Dry.
>The symbol of power, nobility, and honor
>The bad guy.
This might be a decent film. I hope it is. But I saw a trailer for it the other night that focused on the DMV sequence with the sloths, and it bored me to tears.
Sloths running the DMV is a great joke, but a few seconds to demonstrate their slowness is plenty. Anything more than that and your narrative dies.
Now I'm wondering where else they miscalculated with the pacing.
I suspect most if not all are on the autism spectrum, but that could be said of most people who visit 4chan. The key is where they fall on the autism spectrum, because some will be more severe than others. Of the entire furry community, only some of it is part of the Zootopia fandom, and not everyone Zootopia's fandom is part of the furry community. The dedicated Zootopia fandom isn't really going to bloom until the movie actually comes out.
Ponyshit is an entirely different monster than what the Zootopia fandom currently is, and overall there is more autism among ponyfags than Zootopia's fandom is big enough to facilitate at present.
>but a few seconds to demonstrate their slowness is plenty. Anything more than that and your narrative dies
You can't really have a joke about sloths being slow unless you spend enough time to show the other characters' frustration.
The bunny's small furred hands trembled as she held up her policewoman's hat. Her eyes glistened with a sheen of tears as she put on a brave face as she stood before the polce constable.
"F-fired?" she asked in a small voice that was barely above a whisper. "I don't see why..." she swallowed, and tried her best to compose herself. She stood up straighter and blinked, hard. "I tried everything I could. Isn't there anything I could do?"
Behind the desk, her boss chuckled. "Nothing."
She could almost feel the authority in his voice as a physical presence. Judy looked down and drew a shaky breath.
"Well, there is something," he said. He stood up, crossed over the room and closed the door.
She felt the slam shake her body
The people behind this movie knew what they were doing, right?
They knew full well who will be at the opening night of this in full get up, right? Please tell me they aren't this oblivious?