Celebrity death predictions: 2016 edition.
July of 2016
Caption this and lose part of your soul to a higher and lower power.
>Ghostbusters reboot is dedicated to him
I couldn't think of a better funeral barge since it's ready to crash and burn.
Dick Van Dyke, fuckin guy was born in 1925
No. Never. Ever. Alan Rickman is a god among men.
Part of me feels like when he dies we'll find out he was actually the biggest serial rapist in Hollywood.
Calling it now. Once you go double crutches you know the grim reaper isn't far behind.
Can anyone here actually prove that Stan Lee has actually aged in the last 30 years?
Max Von Sydow
And I feel like we're definitely going to lose a young guy that everyone's going to be really surprised at, like Heath Ledger.
Also I'm calling in advance for 2017:
Michael J Fox
Charlie Sheen. Ol' Tiger Blood's not gonna wait around for the gay disease to take him.
That or facing his own mortality makes him reflect on who he is as a person and he turns it all around to become a great artist in his final years, leaving behind a proud legacy so he can die assured that his life meant something.
But probably the first thing.
I don't know man, John Goodman has been looking a lot better lately.
We can hope, right?
>no David Lynch
Guys this is serious. He's not looking good.
Hair is still sick as fuck though.
A man walked into a talent agent and said he was an excellent actor.
The talent agent saw his audition and was excited and asked the mans name.
Penis Bus Lesbian, The man replied.
You cant be a Famous actor with that name! Go down to the office and get your name changed then come back and see me.
So the man came back the next week, I changed my name! he said.
What did you change it to mate?
Dick Van Dyke.
The next Jimmy Saville you reckon?
This is what is wrong with you.You not only think that scoffing, and quite correctly I might add, a Trump presidential run is some how a "Star Wars" cancer, but you base it out off of Reddit. There by confirming it's superiority over this cluster fuck.
It's honestly just a matter of when and where at this point
2/5 will go this year. Although my tarot-cards didn't tell me which ones.
I usually don't care that much when a celebrity dies, but I will be extremely sad when this happens. I've seen so much of his movies and also lots of interviews and behind the scenes and he seems like such a wonderful man. Hopefully he will make it this year, he looks pretty good for his age in my opinion.
Bone cancer. His last words will be "Sorry for...making....a-a-anime...."
Miyazaki might die this year.
Why? Lung cancer. Because he still smokes cigarettes, have been for decades since his teens.
Great animator and artist, but man this dude smoke chimney. He longed longer than chain smoking men who died young due to similar predicament.
>tfw Miyazaki dies, one of the few artistic celebrities who I will genuinely mourn. The other is Clint Eastwood.
What the fucking fuck?!
He survived a plane crash and a metal door falling on him in the same calender year, and he strolls around looking better than ever.
Nothing can kill him (except perhaps SJWs, who want Indiana Jones to be played by a black Indonesian bi-curious Hindu midget with Lou Gehrig's disease)
japan is one of the most smoking countries in the world and they still have one of the longest average life expectancy stats in the world
>smoking means you'll have cancer someday
is this what americans really believe
>if you want Trump for president you're a redneck racist!
I want Trump for president because he is the only candidate who actually understands economics. Bernie is complete fucking braindead regarding that.
Trump is a retard. But SJWs are bigger retards. Sometimes it takes a retard to fight a retard.
Plus, we need to have an open discussion in our society as to whether or not we really want a brown low IQ country with high taxes and high regulations, and low standards. SJWs are thrusting this on us while simultaneously limiting all discussion on it.
It's time we talk about it out loud.
But yeah, Trump is a tard
Are you gonna give me reasons or keep spewing childish shit? Why is Trump a tard?
He has some really good political views (not talking about immigration right now) but it's hidden behind a cloud of "ALL MUSLIMS ARE JIHADISTS"
>Donald "My father gave me a small loan" Trump
He barely understands business or entrepeneurship. He's a good negotiator, that's about it.
Might as well vote for one of the hosts of Shark Tank for your head of state. A state is not a corporation.
I wasn't calling Trump a tard. I was calling you a tard for believing all his shit. He's playing you, he's for the 1%, he's not for America.
He doesn't understand economics. It's fine to deliberately go bankrupt when your company owes more than you want to pay, but just try that tactic with a country and see how far it gets you.
>net worth mattering
I thought we were hating those ivy league elitists fags? Not anymore, I guess.
Also never talk about his ACTUAL solutions for nationwide problems, just swallow his vomitspit about how he'll fix it.
'I'll just do it, I got a good brain'
And you believing Bernie's "plans" does not make you a tard?
>dude FREE HEALTHCARE, FREE COLLEGE, FREE WEED, FREE STUFF
>well who is going to pay for it?
>u-h, I-I.. the 1% from Wall Street!
You're a retard if you actually want communism.
He was born with the surname trump, meaning when he started out in the business world he already had a credible brand.
He was born the son of fred trump, meaning when he started out in the business world he already had considerable capital.
Give me the advantages Trump has had and I'll do at least as well. Dude needs to check his privilege desu
Because he is occasionally clumsy.
He gives the brainwashed Social Religion-serving media an easy target and turns legitimate political ideas into cartoon shows.
But he's is entertaining as fuck, and he's stumps the SRBs over and over again. And for that, he's pretty based.
And I want the big classy wall in the worst fucking way.
Unfortunately these are the most realistic answers
>Charlie fucking sheen
Unless he's fucking murdered or dying in an accident, that seems unlikely, even he stops taking meds, he could like another 4-10 years
WTF I never knew it, I was in vacations during that time, seriously I was expecting a christmas message like previous years
>most corporations and rich people declare bankruptcy to avoid paying debts
A few, not most. If it were "most" there would be no confidence in any contact and the economy would suffer horrendously.
Here's a portion of the official /tv/ list for 2016, you might want to cap it OP:
Francis Ford Coppola
Chevy as noted, but another SNL death will precede his, sadly not Lorne because his life is extended 5 years for every dead cast member
Really though, nigga could pass for 40-something and is still making his own music. He's got a while.
Same with David Bowie, he's looking old but as long as someone remains mentally sharp doing what they do, they'll continue to live.
>/pol/ only supports Trump because "LOL BUILD THAT WALL"
>/tv/ sees through his bullshit and isn't afraid to call him out on it, along with every other candidate
This truly is the best board.
>the remaining monty pythons will die in your lifetime
Statistically, someone posting ITT RIGHT NOW will die this year.
Who will it be?
>The remaking of Monty Python will also happen in your lifetime
There's a difference in making an act out of being slutty, and being a drug addict.
I don't think she's in any danger of OD'ing. She just wants to have that image, so she can sell it.
92 YEARS OLD AND HIS EATCH STILL HASNT ENDED!!
its his only honorable way out
I always liked Ringo and George the best, they seemed like cool guys irl unlike John and Paul who seemed like stuck up assholes who would judge you for the slightest infraction to their beliefs.
God imagine being a living meme for the past 40 years and being unable to die while everyone else is dropping like flies, he was already an old man when he was in The Godfather 44 years ago.
>he fell for a World News Daily Report article and actually goes around parroting it like its real
lmao I probably know you irl, I have so many friends who believe shit like this, I bet you believe in UFO's and 9/11 conspiracies and shit too.