Whatcha doing for new years eve /tv/? Im going out drinking by myself
Drinking several bottles of wine then going to a strip club
I was going to hang out at a hotel with my drinking buddy, his fiancee and some friend of hers
>Hey sorry man. We changed plans I'm just heading to my brothers now.
so I'm probably going to drink alone, smoking bongs, lurking on /tv/. I might miss the countdown, wouldn't be the first time though.
>at least I got really clean showering in preparation.
I'm pretty sure if I owned a gun I'd have already killed myself.
I'm supposed to go out, but I really don't want too, and I'm half in the bag as it is.
I don't even know the people I'm supposed to be hanging out with, and I'm a mean drunk, could be interesting. But I'll probably stay home and pass out around 11.
It's New Year's Day here. I did nothing for Eve. I was drinking beer in the sun for 6 hours or so, came inside and was shitposting for a while. Blacked out and woke up with beer all over me with two hours missing and then drunk drove down to McDonald's.
What's everyones resolution?
Mine is to be the best me I can be.
Do some of those exercises that make your stomach less fat
Prepare more meals, eat healthier
Have enough money to give all the people in my life something nice for Christmas.
Spend less time on the internet, /tv/ especially.
Walk the dog more.
Make some friends.
Be less angry.
I moved back in with my parents in the town I grew up in this year to save cash. I feel like a kid again, so there's no point going downtown (this city has a shit scene anyways) trying to puff myself up when I'm not feeling it.
My new year's resolution is that the money I'm saving up isn't worth it when I'm absolutely not enjoying myself. It's killed my social life and I'm on 4chan way too much. Again.
>22 years old
>Sitting in my room, on my own
>Downstairs there's a party
>Friends who I'm slowly drifting from at various parties
>Haven't been able to go downstairs to get any food all day
>Decide to go down because I can't take the hunger
>Family I haven't seen for years stops and stares wondering who the fuck it is
>They realise, I keep going into the kitchen, through the people
>See people whisper in other peoples ears, staring.
>My mum looks embarrassed, but comes and sees me whilst I look for something to eat
>How are you feeling? She says.
>At this point I'm a nervous, anxious wreck on the inside after walking through the living room
>Don't say a word just quickly grab some bread and a bag of crisps
>Go back through the living room with my eyes nearly closed
>Brush past cousin, who is a grill
>I drop my bread and crisps
>somebody steps back and stands on the bread
>It's pretty dark so don't see where crisps have gone so just carry on upstairs
>Mum comes up 10 minutes later with 2 crisp sandwiches, she leaves without saying a word.
>Do some of those exercises that make your stomach less fat
What the fuck are you talking about you retard. Do you know how the body works?
I retract my insult as it is New Years but you're still a retard (no offence!!!)
Take it from someone who did nothing with his 20's but wallow in self pity...
... Don't. Do something that makes you happy. Pro-tip, this isn't sitting in your comfort zone. Don't be in your 30's hoping you can make them as good as for 20's should have been
>sis asked me to go over to dad
>told her i didn't know about it
>she won't go unless i got with her and her fiance
>dad call 10mins later
>u coming over?
>sure dad, sis will pick me up.
I love the guy, but damn years of treating my mother like dirt annoys the hell out of me.
>ur mom should come over and visit me and my new wife/children
wtf dad...fuck you man. how about u cook me some asian food and stfu. never bring my mother up again,srsly.
wish I could say that to him....
No. My father was mentally ill and taught me a bunch of horrifically innacurate garbage about metabolism that I've only recently began to understand was completely uninformed.
>captcha: choose all images with bread
I didn't even notice it was new year until bangs were happening outside my window, I drink alone like most nights.
You cannot isolate stomach fat, or any fat for that matter. Just lift/cardio (or one or the other) and eat right and you'll be one step closer to how you want to look with each passing day.
Take a picture at the end of each week so you don't get discouraged, because going day by day, you don't see much difference. It'll also be a nice thing to look back on.
Just sat and watched some fireworks behind my house from the garden, my dog beside me and a glass of whiskey.
00:15 here in Ireland
Happy new years bros
this is how my night will probably play out
>i'll drink to much before 10 pm
>probably smoke weed even though i don't like to until right before going to sleep
>ill have pay attention to the College Football Playoffs that i'm actually really interested in
>i'll go to a bar with my roommates, probably the one they like that i hate
>i'll continue to get too drunk
>at this point i'll probably drift around the dance floor dabbing on people as hard as i can because cam newtons funny
>i'll try to get a girl to come home with me (and fail)
>i'll throw up a hundred times in the morning
probably will be a 6 (six)/10 (ten) night
Seriously m8,British women are fuck-disgusting when you're not paying for them, I hate to think what the whores are like.
Besides, I like Amsterdam, might as well combine a holiday with sex
drink vodka and listening to Strange Mercy
I wouldn't mind spending NYE by myself at him, not at all. Unfortunately, I live with my parents and have been too lazy to move out. I'd love to just chill in my room all night, but they're gonna bug me to celebrate NYE with them and it's gonna remind me that I'm a useless sack of shit whose only resolution should be "put a bullet through my skull."
/tv/-related: I might watch Return of the Jedi as I've been putting it off for a few weeks. Have plenty of other movies I can watch, but none are grabbing me at the moment.
I have about ten resolutions. Most important one is to spend less time on internet message boards. I know that over the past fifteen years, I've spent more time on forums than I have playing video games or watching movies. If I'm going to waste time, I'd rather do something that's, uhh, semi-productive, sort of.
I bought myself a stopwatch and I'm going to start timing myself on how long I browse forums everyday. I also do it all day at work which has prevented me from getting much done.
I was gonna go to my professor's new year party (she invited the whole class) but she didn't give us an address she just said 'I'm in the phonebook" and I'm too lazy to track her down so I'm going to another 'party' at a bookstore that just opened. They said they'd have beer and I can talk about books so I'm kinda excited.
>"not the hootenanny, never the hootenanny. We're better than that."
Still my favourite Peep Show quote, even though I just end up watching it every New Year due to being a shut in social retard
>that feel when you cant make any relationship last and youve become so bored and lonely that youve tried guys a few times
Give up drinking (other than with the lads, i drank far too often by myself last year)
Join the gym
yes I'm one of those people
Get started on classical western literature (already started with The Iliad)
>tfw you literally can't maintain a relationship with any of your friends, let alone a girl
>tfw you're all alone because of this
the only way I'd be tempted to fuck a guy is if they're as feminine as possible without being a trap. I don't want some fat, bearded, hairy and bald homo with a deep voice near me if I try gay stuff.
I can't stand alcohol because my dad was an angry drunk while I was growing up.
How do I cope with the loneliness without using alcohol /tv/?
are there any good films about
It really isn't a meme. The thing is, you end up making your comfort zone smaller and smaller until it's just you, in your room, jerking off and posting on /tv/.
There's probably a lot more you could do that wouldn't make you feel awful, but once you've reached the point of being a shut in neet, even the stuff you could enjoy seems hard, so you do need to push yourself a bit.
yeah, i used to live some spanish people who got me into it
50% cheap red wine, 50% coke or pepsi. Goes down really well, gets you pissed. got some nice whiskeys to get through for the rest of the night though
I remember the only I time I asked some random girl out at a Library.
I walked up to her and told her she had nice hair and then she looked at me briefly then nodded and walked away.
That practically destroyed every shred of self confidence I had for like 3 months.
Never again m8. I'd rather die alone.
lol. You have to make small talk while brimming with confidence. THEN you ask for the number.
>you have nice hair
lmao. might as well just say "I'd like to insert my penis inside you"
this is going to sound completely stupid, but it's worth it: get an escort of a legit site. Even if you're a kissless virgin you're paying her to do what you want, even if it's as simply as teaching you how to kiss. First, you're paying them to do what you want, and second they actually prefer to get your money with as little time spent actually fucking.
Yeah 400-600 dollars for 2 hours is expensive, but it's like therapy in a psychologist's office instead you get to cum at the end.
It's alright la, at least you made the effort
> mfw the occasional girl that smiles at me but I'm too socially retarded to smile back and usually just look away
Complimenting girls is very wrong, you basically are screaming "I'm desperate!".
You should try to be more casual and try to focus on you (without trying to brag or shound like a chad) like "Oh like this book too, it's pretty good!"
I've never been smiled at before. This is troubling.
Baby steps anon, baby steps.
If you haven't talked to a grill in a long time then don't just leap into trying to ask her out. Just start with striking up conversation with people, with no intention of trying to sleep with them
I look pretty normie, honestly
Shame i have the social skills of an autist
>taking advice from someone who's alone on New Years
funny one mate
Are you me? I shut down my brain when it's about flirting with a girl (I specifiy this because I'm a salesman, and pretty good speaking with people and speaking in front of people)
It was just spur of the moment thing, but I've learned to never trust my gut about anything every again.
2bh I don't even care about getting laid, I just want someone worth hanging out and going to the movies with
that makes sense. It had a chance to work, as that seems like a natural thing to talk about if it stands out. Maybe you weren't "confident" enough, or maybe she just wasn't into you, or feeling talkative, etc. Bunch of different possibilities. Although it's generally best not to talk about a girl's appearance first thing.
My biggest problem is that i have no issue talking to people about shit
But when the conversation goes beyond just talking and more to "anon i want your dick inside me" I just freeze up
I have pretty decent style (nothing extravagant, i just know how to look normie)
> mfw i can do autistic shit (looking at manga or anime) and just look normal regardless
Same here, angry drunk dad, can't stand alcohol.
being a sober NEET is shit. i'm seriously considering trying out some drugs to make my existence feel better.
>tfw people constantly make fun of me not drinking
>have to get out of my comfort zone everyday because I got a job
>not that stressful but social interactions and deadlines are killing me
>went from a /fit/ teetotaler to drinking a bottle of hard liquor almost everyday after work
>recently started getting chest pains
Friend I haven't talked in years invited me to a party but I turned down cause I haven't spent time with my dad in awhile and wanted to hang with him. Plus I watched a film earlier that had me get emotional and miss my dad
>get an e-mail from my mom asking me if I'm all right 2 days ago
>reply today saying I'm not doing so well
>"Sorry, but I will be unavailable from Dec 30th until January 2nd"
>wont' get you anywhere
Agreed. But looking like you fit in and knowing that you look like you fit in helps with not feeling overly anxious about yourself.
Is it possible to learn this power ;-;
it's gonna be different this year, right?
I had the opposite, angry sober dad who was formerly an alcoholic criminal.
I can tell you that it was probably better to have a sober parent, not shitting on you just acknowledging the facts, but I'm pretty sure liquor was the only thing keeping him sane. He was genuinely nuts.
I didn't touch the sauce until after he was out of my life (5 years ago) and I've started smoking, drinking and smoking weed on the reg.
Pick up a Randy's 3 in one vaporizer, pick out some of that ridiculous e-juice and some weed if you can, and develop a bad fucking habit. It does wonders to have something chemical to look forward to.
Try to graduate to actual cigarettes though, e-cigs make you look like a real dipshit.
Y-yeah of course. This is the year i'll get better.
>there anons that didn't make it this year
>tfw all alone in my room for new years
>bring my cat along to not feel so unwanted and alone
>he just sits by the door waiting for my mom to open the door so he can leave
>high school girlfriend emails me three days before New Years
>suddenly confused, isolated, alone, irritated
I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN TILL YOU EMAILED ME YOU WHORE YOU ARE MARRIED WHY ARE YOU EMAILING ME YOU CUNT GODDAMN NOW I HAVE HOPE I WON'T DIE ALONE
I was on the verge of making it this time last year. Pretty much fell off a cliff in 2015, worse off socially and physically than ever in my life now. Making a lot of money though.
I'm working a few blocks from Times Square. Will get out right when the mass exodus of shitfaced people makes their way to Penn Station. I hope I don't get hassled by drunk Chads who think I walk funny or puked on by drunk Stacys, I really can't handle confrontation.
about to jack off to jada fire. Maybe watch the star wars camrip again..after that might throw two frozen white castle sliders in the microwave and chill out by myself. Y'know, just regular NEET shit
> went out on nye with my 5 best buddies on nye since we were 17
> this year they all bring their gf
> celebrate new years in a near empty bar
> they all cuddle up after 12 and I have no one to talk to
> they're all home by 1am
> I stay to finish my beer
I'm not even lonely as far as I can tell, I just want my friends back. I see them when I'm back home, after every 2 or 3 months for university, but they all seem to have become my father in around 8 months.
I don't understand, we were in ibiza having a great time a year or so ago, now it's like they're suddenly too good to drink or party.
why do people like you feel the need to post? youre just younger and still home alone on new years and this will be you soon. stop being angry and post in a thread that matters to you not one that was made for us
>about to jack off to jada fire. Maybe watch the star wars camrip again
it stops being funny when my home's air conditioning is water-based. If my boiler doesn't work not only do I not have hot water, but I don't have heat either. I'm wearing pj's, under sweatpants, wool socks, and a hoodie just inside my own home.
Is anyone streaming anything this year?
Watching movies, tv shows (I remember the animated spider-man's ADHD plot the best) with my fellow anon's was one of the comfiest times ever.
Plus the mortal kombat movies were also very bomb.
You should, i was in the same situation as you were, i told him everything and i felt better. I am still a failure tho, so i just go nowhere nowdays
I wish it felt that way, before I felt like a real human bean because I had friends, now I realise that we all stuck to each other because we had nothing else, and they essentially pretend to give a shit for old times sake.
Cest la vie, at least I had good teenage years. Time for the slow decline into death.
Sinatra is definitely the best thing to listen to over the holidays. Or make that the best thing to listen to whilst drinking alone
thanks. It's some sort of survival instinct at this point because I hate myself enough that suicide isn't looking too bad right now.
Australian Sheppard. Same colors but the tail get's docked and it usually maxes are 50 lbs total.
>Girlfriend broke up with me 4 months ago. She's moved on but I'm still thinking about her everyday.
>Handed in my notice at work just over a week ago so I don't have to see her anymore and can move on.
>Have fuck all social life, but could've gone to house party in London with friends except I have work the next day.
>Ended up going to brother's friend's house instead.
>They are all ten years older than me and talking about houses and babies whilst I'm a 24 year old melt who still lives with his parents, doesn't drive and is about to become unemployed.
All I cling to is hope that my future self might have the motivation to turn my life around. But it'll probably never happen.
That's all I have been doing, but the year and a half of having a girlfriend lulled me into a false sense of security and the feeling that I just might make it.
Now of course the cold reality has settled back in.
We had fuck all in common, but it was lovely to just be around someone all the time to relax with and go do stuff like nice walks and restaurants and basically just feel comfortable.
>Sitting alone in my room, working and going down the pub a few times during the week is all I do now.
I didn't know any better before being with her and was quite happy in my comfort zone, but now it's fucking torture missing out on that stuff. And I have no idea why I care so much.
If you go hunting you can have guns. There's probably a big process to get to it though and I'm unemployed, have no one to vouch for me and have been called a serial killer by multiple people.
Besides it seems kind of lame to go out in a pull of a trigger.
>finishing the bottle
>not even buzzed yet
what the fuck is going on? I don't drink that often and I'm usually drunk as fuck at this point. I don't have any more alcohol left and there's no store nearby that's open at this hour. new year's eve ruined.
Sitting at home alone
I went into /soc/ and got a really sad lonely feeling after about 3 minutes and then left.
It's just the who, how and when that worries me. I got pretty lucky with her because she basically told me she was interested, but going out there to find someone in the right set of circumstances just seems extremely daunting.
I hung out with my best friend and hopped parties for a bit. There's a girl I'd met a few weeks prior who wanted to meet up again with me so we went to this area called The Valley, which is the main entertainment district in my city. We ended up meeting and getting along before this drunken hillbilly picked a fight with one of the girls we were with so we parted ways. Then I walked home and sobbed because all I wanted was to spend NYE like last year, with my now recently made EX girlfriend. I literally sobbed and sobbed for an hour or so as I walked home. Last year I was happy and in the arms of a beautiful woman who loved me.
And now I'm not and that's all there is to it.
Life is daunting. Unless you have no fear and the balls to keep trying until you succeed. Otherwise every day is another day of eking out an existance, wondering what the purpose of it all is.
I know that feel bro. Life always turns on a dime like that. Makes me wonder how so many people can go through so much heartbreak in their life and not bat an eyelid about it and just keep repeating the cycle.
Watched Ex Machina. No regrets, it was a really nice movie to end the year.
I once spent new years alone and sober and at 11 pm my dad called to tell me that we were losing our house because of his recent divorce. I sometimes wish I had ended my life on this night because little good has happened since.
>They are all ten years older than me and talking about houses and babies whilst I'm a 24 year old melt who still lives with his parents, doesn't drive and is about to become unemployed.
I'm 27 and babies and houses is all my 20-24 year old coworkers talk about while I still spend my salary only on alcohol, cigarettes and steam games
>tfw most of your old school and college peers probably have kids
I can't imagine they're better off for it though
Watching all in the family and drinking bourbon with my dad.
Studying discrete signal processing.
And Scrooged was on, and I was thinking about Scrooge, and A ChristmasCVarol, and how the message was all like "enjoy time with your loved ones, experience the moment in the moment and feel the best emotions a person can feel in good company because that's what life's about really". And I was like "But if I don't study this then I won't know how to process discrete signals". And then I got all mad and melancholy because A) I know how to build FIR and IIR filters by windows or pulse invariance, what I'm learning is shitty proofs that are useles to everyone, B) even if I didn't know how to do these things it wouldn't matter because the whole process is automated, you don't build a filter, you tell the computer what filter to build and it builds it and C) Idon't want to process discrete signals, 4 years I've been doing this shit and I hate it like I hate sunburn but here I am giving my christmas, my birthday and my god damn new years to it.
I'm so done with this shit.
dude thats not a good thing for them
i have two girls at my work who have kids and neither are with the father anymore and a third who was married and already divorced and they are all still under 30
>Whatcha doing for new years eve
Getting my shinebox