>clutching a LEGO Oscar statue
>everyone starts clapping and cheering
>she struggles to hold back tears with a look of hopelessness across her face
I imagine there's some context here, but just based on this webbum it seems like one of two things are happening here:
1. she built a LEGO Oscar because she resigned herself to never winning one and she holds onto it while seeing other actors get Oscars because she can't handle the heart-breaking jealousy at the center of her fears becoming reality.
2. Someone built a LEGO Oscar for her and handed it to her so that everyone could laugh at her and she's on the verge of breaking down because of it.
What's the real story of this clip? Is it as juicy as my imagination?
I know it most certainly isn't.
>Fucking Norton looking into the camera
Norton is based as fuck.
he is like THE based
They're announcing the nominees for Best Supporting Actress. They're cutting to Emma Stone who was nominated for Birdman. Edward Norton, her co-star in Birdman, is smiling and cheering her on. Everyone is clapping at her name. She's probably crying because it's an emotional moment for her. I think it's her first nomination (?) but even if it's not, it's still a big deal to hear your name at the Oscars
she grew up in Arizona
la la land will be neato
Is this thread contribution sufficient for responding to you? Pic related.
I always wonder how much actors can really care about this kind of shit. They more than anyone should be able to see that it's not really a representative or comprehensive awards ceremony, and as a result getting the award is of questionable value.
Is she just crying because she's thinking about how much more she can charge to show up in a movie if she wins instead of just getting nominated?
The hottest woman that ever lived. I'd never get tired of brutalizing her holes with my dick. I'd literally wake her up by burying my dick in her throat. Then it'd get nasty
>it's a michael keaton subtlety try to touch my gurlpussy episode
It's a hot as fuck sunny desert shithole. Like Jakku. I think his point is valid. If she didn't die of skin cancer growing up in Arizona she'd be fine in any desert climate. There's a reason people invented clothing.
>tfw you will never have based Norton clap for you
>tfw you will never make sweet love to him
>that towering stature
What a perfect specimen.
It's alright, my friend. At least you still have Michelle, the Red Fox.
People apparently misinterpret what I'm trying to vaguely convey.
She is now Best Emma. Watson has been toppled and Stone is going to shove that lego Oscar into Watson's tight tunnel and fuck her senseless with it's hard plastic Danish brutality.
do they think it's entertaining to act like kids as adults? i mean a fucking lego oscar statue, really?
after Stone is done lego raping her, JenLaw is waiting next in line with a real oscar
My friend knows her brothers and somehow got me her number. I called her once and hung up after I heard her voice because I was scared and didnt know what to say...Should I just text her next time?
Fucking this, hate faggots that don't contribute.
They'll take it in turns and then double team the defeated Emma while laughing their asses off.
Emma's crying wet, and JLaw and Stone are wet because she's crying.
Destroying Punished Emma I hope.
>C-can I please borrow that L-LEGO Oscar, Emma, it looks so s-shiny
Kaguya-hime was the best, though.
>already 5 uses sitewide
first meme of the year boys good work
what do you think she's doing tonight, bros?
she's at home too, r-right?
It's already CURRENT YEAR and the first meme has already been made.
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all me btw ;)
This picture makes me so sad. It's like that moment when a frog who stealthily has been eyeing a Fly, then goes for it, just for the Fly to fly away right before she can capture it.
>seated right in front of Edward "always the bridesmaid never the bride" Norton
It's like pottery
N͍̱͉̙͔̂ͧ́͑̀́̚ẹ͓̝̯̜̻ͤ̑ͭv̶̮̣̘͕͖̫͓̊̏ͬͯ̂̕ͅẻ̯̯͖͒̽̏ͮͯ͂̿͊͟ͅr̨̧̼̬̙̬̘̆͊̒ ̖̺͇̪̮̦̱̔̑͑ͯ̾̐ͤf̶̴͓̞̩͉̾̐ͬ̑͟ư̳̖̟͆͋̂͐̕c͔̣̠͈̤̗ͭ̾k̘̙̻̣͆͐̇̕ͅi̛̖̳̗̰̩̩̪̪̍͋͌ͩ̃͂͟n̢̖͇̳̝͔̤͇̔̈ͭ͘͡g̨̑͏̗͈ͅ ̝̥̞͙͍̱̇̅ͨ͞r̞̪̣͍͗̽ͮ̓ͩ̀͢ͅe̷̛̳̝̞̻̻̅͌͑p̶̨̜̙̼̰͍̳͉͈̘̀̈̃l̷͚͇̩̭͉͛ͬ͂ͤͮy̵̗̳͆̐̍̓ͮ ̨͉̪̮̎͑ͪ̇͊͋̇̃͢t̓̐̏ͭ̅̅ͬ͞҉̹o̗̙͇͕͍̝͑̐̓͑̔ͥ̀̀͠ ̜̱̤ͣ̿͗͋̃̔̏m̛̺̦̱̒̽ͦ́ͭ͑͊̈́͜e̹͕̙̫̘̳͐̈ͮ̓́ͅ ̡̥̲̗̼̜̙̎ͩ͌ͧ̒̿̀ͮ͝a̢͓̜͇̿ͩ̿̊̃͑̓ͪg̸̷̷̜̬̔ͦ̇͒ͨ̉̏̐͊a̪ͦ̄̅͆į̶͉͈̗̻͉̗͐ͩ͆ͥ͐̋ͦ̿ͬṋͥ̓̾ ͙̲͇͇̽̈́͛ͤͮ̒̒̀͟u̴̘̭͊͐ͩͩͮ̏́n̷͍̘̗͆̀̐ͩͮͪ̓͋l͒̊ͯ҉͓̪͙̥͓ͅe̻̤̬ͪͧͨ͆͡s͕̰̯̲̪̦̻̘ͤ̌̉́ͥ̋͢ͅs̜̎ͮ͊̐̇̅̂̈͡ ̖ͫ͂̒ͫ͂̏̐͐̆̕͡y̰̬̞̲̣ͨ̆͢o̦̙͛̈ų̥͚̘̼̹͔̣̪̽̾ͣͦͪͤͯͩ'̬͚̥̖̼̯̥̟̆͆͆̂̇̄̄ͣͫ͘ȓ̵̹̭͚͖̳͍ͧ͜͟e͍̣̻̘̾̿ͤ̂̚ͅͅ ̴̬͍̻͉͙̤̤̚c̳̦̙̩̬̜̲͉͈̿ͦ̾̀̆͋o͚͙̱̤͚͓̓͒̌̅̈́̚n̸̢͓͉̩̯͓̫̓͐͂̅ͨͤ͆͊ͧ̕ͅt̢̰̺́͋̊ͤ̇̌̀r̮̳̈́̔̀̏͑̆͡ǐ̵̴̹̗̣̲̗̦̘̼͌b̪͙̰̘͔̣̙̥̈͋̂͋̒͟u̡̟̭͗ͦ̎̿ͯ̾̎͢t̨̤͖̝̅̎͐͑̄͡i̧̞͈͎̘̱̊͐̇̓ͯ͘͡n̸̨͍̩̳͂̀̎̓̏̔͌͋g̯̱̲̤̮ͬ͑͢ ̴̮̻̌ͫ̿̈ͮͣ̿͞ẗ̵͊́̅͌̇͑̔͘͏̘̮͍̪̣͕oͧͤ̐̃̔̚͏̝͞ ̞̳͋ͫ͒͛̌̅̍̕͢t̺̘̲̩̘͊ͥ̍̓̀͊͞h̴͔͚̯̳̣̝͍͇̭ͧͩ̈̒̔͂̈͝e̻̹͗̍ ̸̷̮̠̰̻͕̝̗͚̈́̄ͣͫ̔̅͗̈́̿t̬̙̳͈̥̹ͯ́ͮ͆̈ͩ̏ͧ̔h̉̈̍̈́̉̀́̓͏͓̫̙̮̦͍r̴̸͚̹̜̺̦̺̖̻̽̉̔̈́͊̋̏ẻ̈͏̵̜̲̟̪͈̟̳́a͓̝̫͕͒̈̾̆̎̈́͒ͅͅd̮̳̙͚̼̩̗̝̑̂̒̆.̰͚̖̱̩̥̪̖ͧ
> ywn crawl across the floor on your knees to service her ginger snitch with your wet wippies
nice one kid, i hate non contributors too
have some gold kind stranger
Nah, Easy A is definitely the best she's ever looked.
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>ywn shoot up with junkie frogfu
>it's a female strong independent woman pilot episode