STAR TREK

It'll be a steaming pile of shit until season 3 when it turns into some good trek right up until cancellation was imminent.

Its irritating how it starts to get good and find its feet like all Trek series do after a few seasons (TOS aside) only to be cut down so savagely.

>>64316376
I wouldn't marathon it. I watched it a couple of episodes at a time on SciFi channel and enjoyed most of it. I don't think I saw anything in order or even all of them, but I did sometimes remember to tune in to watch the 2 episodes they would show at a time.

>>64316376
This is the beginning of the Federations march into space and the inter species relations are very different than what you see on TNG or later shows. Most Aliens are still pretty hostile towards each other. It definitely has a more military research and diplomacy thing than a noble exploration feel. The T'Pol emotions thing get's explained and becomes part of a story arc, Sato improves immensely and more so than TOS or the JJ Star Trek shows the importance of having and how intelligent the comms officer of an interplanetary vessel has to be. It was really one of the neatest things to me about the series. I think it has this over arching thing about time travel at some point that was just terrible. And in an effort to be different they have the like 4 or 5 species of intelligent space traveling aliens that all evolved on the same planet but you never see them again throughout Star Trek. Those were the rough parts to me like the worst of the show. Everything else I remember being pretty good. OH... accept when The Borg show up again. That was garbage too. I feel like everything that was really awful about the show was the writers or show runners trying to give it something that stands out as the "Uniquely Enterprise" thing, and not just sticking to a rocky start to the federation and human space exploration.

>>64316874
It's kind of a strange thing how Star Trek series always get better the longer they run. Most TV series are the opposite

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>64316376
>- A racist as fuark vulcan who has better hips and arse than 7.
Nope

Don't know if it's necessary to start a new thread for this. >>64316376 If I'm hijacking or derailing your thread, sorry.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/30/10692286/star-trek-axanar-paramount-cbs-sued

>Axanar, a fan-made film set in the same universe as the sci-fi series, has earned more than a million dollars through crowdfunding platforms this year and drawn support from previous Star Trek actors and current Star Trek fans alike. But while Axanar's creators argue that they can use CBS's sci-fi setting because their movie will be "totally non-commercial," Paramount Pictures and CBS, who own the rights to Star Trek, apparently disagree

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>>64317325
>>64317325
her perfectly flat abs actually give her a leg up in my book over 5head of 9. the bitch is petite and the catsuit she wears is meant to accentuate the same body parts as 7 of 9's old catsuit, so they can be compared evenly.

t'pol:
+petite
+perfect abs, 0% body fat if thats possible
+i've read she was into trek beforehand, though that might have been one of those "facts" that appear after the show
+brunette, the choice of patricians

seven:
+bigger boobs
-5head
-little too longish/amazonian proportions
-total bitch to work with

look i even went and got you a screengrab

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>>64317531
it's a trek thread, buddy

I'm with you op, just watched pilot last weekend and haven't done anything since.

T'pol and trip rubbing the gel on each other was interesting, so were [spoilers]dem nipples[/spoilers] but I don't know if I want to watch when I still have tng and tos to finish.

[spoilers]as well as some anime[/spoilers]

>make a new character, William T. Riker
>give him the personnality of James T. Kirk
so much for poetry

>>64317855
>0% body fat if thats possible
It's not, dumbass.

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

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>>64316376
>It's a humble pillar of the business community makes a tidy profit episode

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>>64320548
>autismo: the post
dont forget to take your assburgers pills, friend

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>>64320586
except deal too closely with the muh holocaust aliens and get backstabbed as expected.

Imagine fucking a busty female Vulcan during Pon Farr.

Those things are like minks, they gotta fuck or they gonna die so they're gonna fuck like... Well, minks.

>>64316376

If you decide to skip around, watch the second to last episode. In some ways I think that is best one this show produced

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>>64321193
>skip around
BY THE FUCKING NAGUS WHY DO YOU PEOPLE INSIST ON DOING THIS

>>64316376
>Humanity trying to gtfo out of Vulcan's fearful Christian parent grip
>Vulcans prior to spiritual renaissance
>A captain with a chip on his shoulder because "muh dad was held back"
>The ultimate trekfu who REALLY didn't want to into space
>A Christian rock theme song
>A galaxy before the model civilization Federation spread its influence
ALSO
>Romulans doing Romulan things with the Vulcan High Council
>You haven't even met based Shran yet
>Trip is cool for a retard throwback sperg hick
>Second or third best doctor in show history
>Lol fucking Archer, you think Janeway was pissy man watch what he does

>>64321347

because majority of the first two seasons, except for pilot, the season 2 shran episode, some of the trip ones.are mostly boring filler and doesn't start picking up speed till season 3

My good friend, so if we have to put onus on something, I want him to see best, not worst.

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>>64317213
>YFW he tells you about his sexual organs

>>64320586
He fucked up a lot of shit, desu. If he hadn't lost it after Ziyal died then he could have made a Damar style comeback against the Dominion, play Charles De Gaulle role but nope, went nuts and tulpas and cucked that guy and everything.

>>64321347

and now the more I think about it, when they move away from TnA in season 3, it makes t'pol's relations better which coming from a guy is a weird thing to say but it helped build a more trek feel in season 4 and began striding when the show could barely crawl in season 1

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>>64321414
YOU STILL WATCH THEM FOR CONTEXT LATER REEEEEEEEE THERE'S NO REASON TO PUT THE ONUS ON ANYTHING JUST WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE SO WE WON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING YOU MISSED WHEN YOU INEVITABLY ASK REEEEEEEEEE

>>64320781
>it's autism when someone calls me out on my shit

>>64320870

This is why T'Pol is my ST bottom chick, well that and she's gorgeous. Those lips and those ears, man...

>>64321689

I already have watched every episode, I was talking to the OP, seeing as he only watched the pilot.

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>>64316376
>Terrible CGI, no pretty spaceship models as in TNG or Voy.
Voager is home to the franchise's worst CGI. It was literally the testbed for CGI spaceship effects

>>64321850
I meant you figuratively, in the broad sense not you specifically.

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>>64317325
Obligatory

>>64317213
They're big,for you.

Seen: DS9, Voy, TNG
Unseen: Ent, ToS

Will probably stay like that as I cant engage with either

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>>64317892
Obligatory.

>>64320870
>>64321835

T'Pol isn't *that* busty, in fact I'd say her boobs are just about average.

Has there ever been a legitimately large-breasted woman on Star Trek? Seven of Nine's come to mind but they were artificial (as in, made by the film crew to make the suit work.)

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>>64320862
>dat disappointment when his holocuck cult doesn't kill themselves

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>>64322091

>>64322112
Webm of her rubbing the gel down to her belt line?

>>64322060
Spoiler that hog, I regret that I use to jack off to her

>>64322091
Average?
You girls exist outside of the internet, right?

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>>64322112

I'm now imagining a voluptuous Vulcan with extremely aroused nipples trying to keep her passions under control until she can find a good partner to fuck her ragged for the next six hours.

It's a shame it got cancelled I wanted to know what them Romulan niggas were doing with that drone ship.

>>64322168
>You girls exist outside of the internet, right?

You'd be shocked at the number of large busts that exist on the average Midwestern University campus, anon.

You'd also be shocked at the number of large busts in most Western cities. Solid Cs are average now, and Ds are starting to become the norm.

>>64322205

The War beneath Raptor's wings would have been amazing.

And I was curious to see Rommie/Vulcan pairing that created t'pol, which was supposed to be why she was more emotional than other vulcans.

>>64321721
>believing that was meant literally
oh wait, you dont believe it, youre just a wannabe troll. k mate.

>>64322112

I can't get over just how fit she is.

Look at that belly, she's just muscle, boobs and glorious ass.

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VULCANS LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>64322165
what, shes not hot again?

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>>64322148

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>>64322278

>>64322313

>based as fuck shran that we never got in season 5

>shran and ghost wives episode

>>64322313

Are Andorians the best thing to come out of Star Trek?

A race of blue-skinned, relatively good-natured Imperialists is always fun in your Space Opera, especially when the women are hard, muscular, and quite attractive.

Enterprise was great up until that Xindi bullshit and them changing the opening theme song to a country song

>>64322392
>quite attractive.

dat qt who died ;_;

>>64322373
thanks for the bump, faggo. :)

>>64322406

literally reverse of every other human being's opinion about the show

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>tfw no worf sitcom

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>>64322205

>>64322556
>dat crusher "do me" face
Hnnnnng

>>64321979

oh

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>>64322556
Riker?

I came here for tits.

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>>64323267

>>64323355
Moar.

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>>64323417

>>64322313
>>64322386
Shran was the best thing to come out of enterprise
I would have watched an entire series with Captain Shran

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>>64323677
based combs

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>>64323417

>>64323677
He would have been a regular if the series had a season 5.

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>>64317325
>who has better hips and arse than 7.
There ENT vulcan was smoking hot but Nobody can out do Seven when it comes to hips and arse

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OP here. Just finished episode 2, and Hoshi just dropped off a space slug in a planet that could support it environmentally, but not its planet of origin. The fuck kind of cowboy science is this shit?

>>64324089
Yeah, too bad she has a face like Gollum from the Hairy Potter movies.

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Will the new movie be good, /tv/?

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>>64322392
only if your a cuck

>>64324235
Are you watching the show on Blu-ray or dvd ?

>>64324235
When did Star Trek stopped bothering looking scientific?

>>64324235
Call me miserable but I like that the first thing humanity's first deep space star ship, a symbol of hope and progress, discovers is a ship full of corpses getting their bodies drained of fluids.

>>64322150
Some anon should make an HD Webm of them oiling each other up.

>>64324309
hulu. which is shit, i know.
>>64324294
All I wanted was Idriss Elba being a Klingon and it would be a rip of the 3rd movie, same as Into Darkness. It looks like an Avatar ripoff though.

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>>64324235
>Hoshi just dropped off a space slug in a planet that could support it environmentally, but not its planet of origin. The fuck kind of cowboy science is this shit?

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>>64324465
hnnng

>>64324478
>>64324315
They're going to wreck that planet's ecosystem is what's implied. In 100 years it will be all slugs.

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>>64324235
Her kinda looks like a rabid chihuahua sometimes.

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>>64322972
Lilith?

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>>64324494
Here you go, man.

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>>64324494
>Look mom I posted it again.
Why do you keep uploading the a blurry version of that image ?
You did it in yesterdays thread aswell...
>>64293094
>>64293094
AFTER some other anon posted the HD version

>>64290598
>>64290598

I'm not even that big of a fan of those middle aged aging woman but I am a fan of picture quality or at least non-shit image quality.

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>>64324621
Have you seen how oversized and dark chihuahua assholes are compared to the rest of their tiny bodies? i bet hers is like that too.

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>>64324889
>literally mad at memes

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>>64324651
Frasier?

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What's the worst way to die in Trek?

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>>64325060

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maybe not worst, but definitely most grotesque looking

>>64324735

Which reminds me, this scene is as important as Trip and T/pol/ spreading some ointment at each other scene.

>>64325060
Dishonorably.

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>>64325060

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>>64325260
Go to bed Worf.

>>64325060

Being the redshirt in an Away team

>that one episode where hoshi can only communicate with morse code in a lightbulb

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I usually see a lot of banter about what the most 'reddit' Trek series is.
Turning that question on its head- what is the LEAST reddit Trek series?

I'm leaning towards TOS for a number of reasons, but I'd like to see other candidates.

>>64325457
tng is the most reddit merely by have wheaton

>>64325409

seeing hoshi step up in season 4 was pretty great actually

>>64325457
Are there actual qualifications for something being 'reddit' I thought it was just one of those thing people said when they don't like something.

>>64325060
Probably like in the episode where Kirk thinks he is beaming two redshirts onto a planet but then is informed it was just into empty space.

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>>64322112
>you will never be locked in a room with T'Pol during pon farr

It's not fair.

>>64325572
Hey there, reddit!

>>64322112

Too bad Vulcans only get laid once every 7 Earth years

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>>64325013
Donnie?

>>64325689
I hope you enjoy a broken pelvis

>>64326037
This has happened at least 5 times

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>>64326082
Wouldn't matter as long as I got to tap that gorgeous ass before I died.

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>>64325572
There are qualifications but it is a bit hard to explain.
People often say TNG is reddit because of Picard's milquetoast intellectualism. Then people often say DS9 is reddit because of big action plotlines and fights full of explosions.

I chose TOS as the least because the era of its production makes it alien to the alternative-but-still-fundamentally-millenial ethos of "reddit" content. There's a lot of antiquated gender stuff, the effects are not flashy, and it balanced 'intellectual' and 'pew pew' without going too far either way.

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>>64323355

>>64325872

I thought t'pol had different bio chemistry, otherwise how was she banging trip?

>>64316376
- I don't even remember that.
- At this point in history, all vulcans are racist as fuck.
- At this point in history, vulcans are simply fronting Romulans. Resolved in series
- Captain Janeway would like to have a word with you
- Typical Nerd-quirk
- (Who?)

Best Star Trek series, most hated. Get through the hate, enjoy the sweet center.

Explains Humanoid Klingons -> Forehead Lobster Klingons finally.

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>>64325997
Janeway!

>>64326094
Sometimes more than once per episode.

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>Its a Wesley episode

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>>64326181
>There's a lot of antiquated gender stuff, the effects are not flashy, and it balanced 'intellectual' and 'pew pew' without going too far either way.


Then probably Enterprise. Maybe even more so than TOS considering when it was made and they still did things like this And the Orian slave girls. Plus Alien species were openly prejudice against each other and called each other derogatory names.

>>64326254

Probably that episode that got her mind meld-raped fucked her up. Plus she said she's "merely curious".

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>>64324983
I'm not mad I just wasn't aware it was a meme. By all means meme on anon.

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>>64326401
>Plus Alien species were openly prejudice against each other and called each other derogatory names.

>T'/pol/ will never punish you for being a pathetic human

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>>64325150
>Dem glorious pointy e-e-ears tho.
>>64325689
>Just die in my sleep already

>>64326607
thats one hot elf!

>>64326368
I don't know if his character gets any better in later seasons but hes one of the reasons I skipped to season four after watching TNG pilot.

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>>64325457
TNG most reddit
TOS least reddit

>>64326037
data was pretty much a social retard, why did he not think this was a humanoid ritual? he should have joined them by laying on the floor for the rest of his existence

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>universal translator can render the entire Ferengi language into crystal-clear English
>for some reason the single word 'human' is left 'Huuu-maaahn'

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>>64326313

>>64316376
>Enterprise
Good shit. Shame the last episode sucked.

>>64320586

i hate how they retconned him in the last season.

based dukat

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>>64326819

>>64326742
He actually does get some good moment. Season 4 is the major Wesley dropoff. The shows does seem to make fun of him directly, particularly how his final write-off in season 6 or 7 is just a big wave off.

Hell, I think when some of the TNG crew were turned back to children, someone suggests Picard go back to the academy. He scoffs and says "And what? Room with Wesley?"

They even made Wesley a senior officer in a time travel cascade, the one aware of the cascade finding this ridiculous. Honestly season 1-2 have more issues than Wesley early on, but they should still be watched.

>>64326661
Vulcans: elves
Romulans: Dark elves
Klingons: Dorfs
Ferengi: Goblins
Borg: Undead
Nausicaans: Trolls

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>>64325457
I don't know much about reddit but I believe they dislike Voyager the most. At least that's Sheldon cooper who represents reddit by wearing a reddit shirt on The Big Bang Theory said in an episode once.

>>64326918
really, the only problem i have with season 1 is how the whole bridge crew seems to hate each other despite being senior star fleet officers. picard was a whiny bitch, and riker just "goes with the flow", looking at everyone like theyre all crazy

>>64326929
>Goblins
>not Jews

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>>64326979
but theyre all jews

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Did some hooman say Dom-jot?

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>>64324651
>>64325013

>Frasier!

Oh, man, have to go watch some TNG Recuts now.

>>64325872
Pretty good for /tv/

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>>64326972
supposedly picard was stuffy and annoyed at everyone else's unprofessionalism early on until they won him over and he became a behind the scenes partier like the rest of them, even doing grecoroman wrestling with worf.
>>64326401
>>64326418
i read she hasnt frequented cons much. i wonder if its because she knew shed get the smelly neckbeards wanting to ask her about how she was a sex object?
also, did her suit have a corset like 7 of 9's did early on? i seriously doubt she would have needed one but still. pic related.

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>>64325060

>>64325457
Kelly C?

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>>64326972
Growing pains. Most Trek starts bad and has to go through some real bad episodes and build chemistry. I usually only ever skip Deanna's Mother episodes.

>MFW it's a Deanna's mom episode

>>64327202
am i degenerate if i actually think lwaxana was a great character? she was always in charge, but rarely enforced it. she just liked to brag, have a good time, get laid, and be the head bitch in charge.

ill admit her self-pity/emotional episodes were meh, but i liked her and picard

>>64317187
Rule of sci-fi show quality:
Shows need time to establish their universe and just when it starts to really get good, there is a HUGE drop is quality and it ets cancelled

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>>64326787
How do they explain klingon words (like petaq) being spoken on the show, but not translated? Also, why do klingons never say any of these words in TOS?

>>64326972
>>64326918

Is it only me that was pissed off that they had another human for Executive Officer? Riker's basically Picard 2.0, would have liked TNG more if they have a nigger XO at least or make Data XO (how the fuck cant Data be a captain out of the Academy? He's probably like the only Starfleet who had A++++ in every grade)

>>64327192
I think Kelly C was like 7 years old when that episode aired

>>64327202
>disliking based Lwaxana
this anon knows what's up >>64327307

>>64327307
desu senpai Lwaxana episodes are comfy and funny as fuck

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>>64327382
>how the fuck cant Data be a captain out of the Academy
he couldn't even do contractions

also i'm reading right now it turns out the guy from the rocketeer was considered for riker's role and wesley snipes was considered for the role of la forge

>>64327307
>>64327392
Lwaxana is a very well written, consistent character who owns her role. Her and Picard work very well. It is a role well done enough I actually just hate the character, and can't be bothered to continue with her. Critic wise: she's great. Personally: hate it.

>>64327382
Riker seems like Kirk 2.0. A dashing officer in space, doing green chicks and talking about his genitals. Data was given command of a ship to net some Romulan's supporting those Klingon sisters in the Klingon Civil War; Data had a very rocky time and was formally reprimanded.

Though I think they caught on to their lack of diversity when TNG did well, thus a female and black captain for the next two shows. Though I love the TNG supporting cast as much as the lead.

>>64327334
shhhh

>>64327567
lol, isnt laforge supposed to be a permavirgin? i cant imagine wesley snipes doing that role well

>>64327567
>wesley snipes as la forge
holy shit what

>>64327728
>>64327699
At least they wouldn't have issues with him closing his eyes

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>>64327699
>isnt laforge supposed to be a permavirgin?
Does the holodeck count as losing one's virginity?

>>64327382
>how the fuck cant Data be a captain out of the Academy?

Command takes more than pure logic. Nobody would captain right out of starfleet anyways. Also, organic beings would probably have problems taking orders from an android. He lacks basic understanding of emotions.

>>64327142
Kind of doubt there was enough room to fit a corset in there

>>64327820
No, Harry.

>>64327855

Wouldnt Starfleet at that point even consider android captains after Captain James 'idgaf' Kirk.

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>>64326283
here you go. about 1minute 20seconds into the show. i guess they were trying to show him as tough, same way they had sisko chimp out on picard right away.

>>64327855
>Also, organic beings would probably have problems taking orders from an android. He lacks basic understanding of emotions.
This is explicitly shown in one episode where he is put in charge of a federation ship. IIRC they were trying to detect a fleet of cloaked Romulans trying to slip by, but I might have the episode confused.

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>>64328005
No, because nobody or at least a majority of races don't take them seriously. Even on the Enterprise, nobody respects him as much as they would a regular being.

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>>64327382

>pissed off that they had another human for Executive Officer
>would have liked TNG more if they have a nigger XO at least

>>64327699
No? He's the reading rainbow guy. How could he be a virgin?

>>64328109
see
>Data was given command of a ship to net some Romulans supporting those Klingon sisters in the Klingon Civil War; Data had a very rocky time and was formally reprimanded.

Separately Data becomes CO with Riker and Picard gone. Worf makes a snide comment and Data calls him to the ready room to establish that Worf was out of line and auctioned giving up their friendship over it.

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>>64327151
>hit like three buttons and cause the phaser to malfunction and painfully disintegrate the user.

>>64328750
is that janeway? i dont remember this scene

>>64328550
Take a look it's in a book.

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>>64328860
he makes the crowd sing that at con panels. gets kinda cringey, though i did love the show when i was 7.

>>64328817
Holographic Janeway in holographic Voyager, IIRC.

>>64327820

It's the same as using a sex toy.

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this or blalock in her prime?

>>64328937
either of the duras sisters, tbqh family

>>64328920
But that means the EMH is the same as a toy doctor

>>64325872
Too bad you get laid once every 0 Earth years

>>64328959
>Underboob

>>64328905
kek

>>64328994
Wow, rude.

Who hurt you?

>>64328962
but i dont want to fuck the doctor

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>it's a Seska is a Romulan episode

>>64316376
I've surfed with her.

She's hotter in person and really damn funny. Not to mention she can paddle circles around most people in the water.

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>>64324606
>They're going to wreck that planet's ecosystem is what's implied. In 100 years it will be all slugs.
And it will be fucking glorious. I for one, welcome our new slug overlords.

>>64329007
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>64329290
This poster is a holographic duplicate. Pay them no heed.

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>>64329036
Your loss.

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>>64317531

Alec Peters is a con artist and a sham. I'm glad he's getting shut down.

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>>64329036
Go to bed Seven Of Nine.

>>64329471
I don't see why it's such a big deal. Star Trek has a long history of providing work for con artists. Just look at Jamake Highwater.

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>>64329036
>not wanting to bang picardo
pleb

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>>64329587
>>64329446
>dat feel when no Doctor pillow to keep you safe and cozy at night.

>>64328894
When I was between jobs I'd see the shit that's on daytime kids programming. If him forcing crowds to do that get's one nerd couple to reed to their kid, WORTH IT.

>>64330410
And I can't even spell READ.

>>64330441
Happy New Years /trek/ !!!

>>64317149

There is literally a time travel plot in one of the Star Trek movies that explains the episode you're complaining about.

>>64331420
15 minutes early fa... oh, it's you Sisko

>>64331457
Everyday is the start of the new year for Avery Brooks

>>64331509
do YOU KNOHHH what YOU'RE talkiiiing ABOUT, Ed-DING-ton!

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FIRST POST

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First east-coast Trekpost of the new year?

>>64331983
God dammit Benjamin! >>64331973

>>64331973
>>64331983
DS9 mind

>>64332194
Beware of DS9-posters.

DS9 is the #2 most-popular Star Trek on Reddit (#1 is TNG of course).

>>64332248
What is the least popular? VOY?
VOY is like redditsbane

>>64332248
how was this determined? did you actually go to rebbit?

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>>64332290
Reddit hates Enterprise.

Voyager is Tumblr's favorite.

>>64332313
The third-party intermediary website of Strawpoll.

>>64317213
Someone I know dating a tumblerina posted this pic on FB the other day so I replied with that quote and he got so pissed lol

>>64332342
Figured as much. Outside of here opinions on Janeway seem to fall heavily along gender lines

>>64332351
>tumblerina
>memeing on facebook
>lol
/trek/ really went to shit in 2016

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>>64332417
Well okay I also posted this picture along with it

>>64316376
I always liked the episode of enterprise where it was a flashback to the testing of the NX program. I wish enterprise was more like that; a bunch of test pilots and engineers learning how to make warp capable ships, like in The Right Stuff.

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Is this the most shenanigan-y episode summary in all Trek? This sounds like something out of that 'TNG season 8' parody book

>>64332512
no, it's a pretty good episode.

>ywn marry a klingon and get a broken pelvis
;_;

>>64332569
don't worry, Klingons have like 4 hearts so they probably have at least 2 pelvises and some sort of multi pronged dick with those same ridges from their foreheads

>>64328026
Aren't vulcans like 6 times as strong as humans ? Does this guy know that ? Or am I wrong ?

>>64332688
That was never a thing until the JJ movies.
Almost all races in Star Trek have roughly the same strength. The Hirogen from Voyager are the only race I can think of that seemed to be physically stronger naturally.

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>>64332688
>Does this guy know that?
You know Sam's brain is all "swiss cheese" after every leap

>>64332821
No it definitely was established that Vulcans are stronger from at least as far back as the Amok Time episode of TOS

>>64332821
Wrong.

Baseball episode of DS9.

>>64332821
False. Go watch TOS.

>>64316376
It suffered from the same problems as Andromeda. Instead of a "build the federation" plotline (or "rebuild the Systems Commonwealth" in Andromeda) they fucked around doing a million random things and then SUDDENLY in season 4 they've retroactively built the federation. We could have had some quality Trek diplomacy from them recruiting planets and races instead of The Expanse, Space Nazis and time travel fuckery.

>>64332978
Exactly.

>>64317187
TNG is pretty garbage the first two seasons.

imagine if all TNG got was three seasons.

>>64333315
>imagine if all TNG got was three seasons.
All those Trekfus... lost, in time... like... tears, in rain...

>>64333315
>TNG Season 2 is garbage
This meme needs to die.

>>64332856
>>64332880
This I didn't even know about.
>>64332869
I forgot about that until you said it.

I should go back and rewatch some stuff. please parden my ignorance.

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>>64333461
We must abort this meme before it becomes a threat to the ship and its crew.

>>64333315
>the first two seasons of TNG are bad

Go away Reddit and or DS9 fan

>>64333461
>>64333595
are you guys just being ironic or what? season 1 had a couple good episodes like the ones with the Bynars(sp?) and a couple others but mostly it was shit.

season 2 is better for sure, but not up to what people say it is.

or are you just bandwagoner redditors who "like" all of TNG because the hivemind said so?

it's okay to admit fault with things you like

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>>64333566
If TNG Season 2 is actually good then what does that make it? I don't know! Do you? Do you???

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>>64329161
i can believe it. we're used to seeing hot women liek her on tv but in real life- up close- her small size and chiseled features probably make her all the more attractive.
>>64329446
the doctor was crosseyed early in the series. then i think he wasnt. what gives?

>>64333315
Take note newfags: how to spot a redditor 101.

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>>64332869
DS9 isn't canon.
>>64332821
Nausicaans are also goons, hired goons cause theyre big and tough.

>>64333835
>>64334008
NOT LINEAR

>>64333835
TOS, TNG, DS9 and Voyager are all non-canon.

Thanks Roberto.

>>64326787
>>64327334
some words don't have a direct literal translation.

>>64334221
>Ferengi say "hewmon" because they refuse to create a new word in the Ferengi language for humans
>this is because humans are the first species encountered by the Ferengi who don't believe in the acquisition of wealth and material goods
Deepest lore.

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melvaaar

>>64334623
There are two thousand and fifteen years since the birth of Our Lord and Saviour.

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arghleblargle this is only episode 4 this bitch is poisoning the well for me

Post 9/11 bullshit

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>>64326906

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>>64326368
Shut up, Wesley

>>64334305
why do liberals hate money so much?
Do liberals seriously not think there will never be some sort of wealth or credits based on time worked?

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>>64326906

>>64335583
Liberals don't hate money, they hate profiteering on basic necessities of life such as food, water, housing, healthcare, education & the ecology. Things can still be sold but those should never be withheld from anyone due to some arbitrary notion that people in need of them don't deserve it because they didn't earn it by pulling themselves up by their bootstraps hard enough.

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>>64335583
you must be a ds9 fan

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>>64335788

>>64323801
Is that richard dead anderson?

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>>64335826
go to bed /pol/

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First for west coast.

>>64335839
No.. it's Jeffrey Combs

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>>64335861
you first
happy new year, kike
<3

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>yfw Mirrorverse Archer got cucked to death.

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>>64335927
happy new years.
i think i'm going to fill my st folder with t'pol screenshots. sad.

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>it's a "we ran out of budget so here's some old clips haphazardly thrown together" episode

Enterprise is really just one helluva long Quantum Leap multi-parter.

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>>64336651
The episode was intended to save money at the end of the season by being a bottle episode which featured few additional characters... The reason was that the show had overspent on the episodes "Elementary, Dear Data" and "Q Who"

so it was totally worth it.

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dont mind me, best spaceship coming through

>Watching The Closer Se07E07(August 2011)
>Seeing the actress that looks very familiar in the first 1 minute and wondering if it is Roxann Dawson.
>tfw her name appear as "special guest star"
>She actually directed a lot of episodes of this show and it's spin-off "Major Crimes".

You will never have Chief Engineer Torres directing your episode!!

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>>64338622
burton, frakes (obviously) and i think several other trek actors all dabbled in directing episodes.

>>64325060
Correct answer is teleporter malfunction, like in TOS where the people are horrifically scrambled and die 30 seconds later in agony.

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when did this happen

Enterprise is pretty good in its 4th season, mainly because of the two-parters.

But aside that, its shit.

Good

>Tpol
>unfamiliar aliens
>TOS throwbacks

Bad

>shit crew except the Hoshi and Tpol
>shit ship design
>shitty conflicts
>worst captain in Star Trek history
>shit shit shit