Fifty Shades of Grey destroying couples

>gf
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53554904

That's what you get for dating your mother.

>I wanted to see Big Hero 6

>>53554904
>she grounded me

>>>/r9k/

You took the time to write this OP. Think about that for a moment.

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>gf
>she grounded me

>>53555112
It's not grounding in the classic sense of the word. It basically just means she won't have sex with me for 3 weeks and if she finds out I left my room she ads another week on top of that.

>>53555164

there has to be a way to get out of the room without her knowing

>>53554904
lel u beta cuck

>>53555164
This thread is retarded but I like it.

>>53555291
There's a glass of coke outside tied to the door. If I open the door the glass will topple and spill coke on the carpet. I'd be in so much trouble if that happened.

Seriously fuck this shit.

>>53555164

take control or your relationship or it's gonna crash and burn, if you let your bitch control you you're no man and she'll eventually go look for someone with more test

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When will normies leave?

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More like 50 Shades of Brown

>>53554904
I wanted to see 50 shades of grey but my gf made me see american sniper.

what a piece of shit movie.

>>53554904
Why are you dating a vile bitch in the first place? Why are you letting her control you?

>>53555376
I would agree with you, but I'm bad looking and socially inept. I consider myself lucky to even be dating her and getting pussy every once in a while, if I push it too much she could break up and then I'd be back in wizardhood.

I really don't want to test her.

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>>53555164

My gf and i watched kingsman and both loved it. 50 shades of gay was packed next door and there were 6 people watching kingsman. She doesn't even know what 50 gays is

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>>53554904
>she grounded me so I cant go to the movies and I'm stuck in my room while she went to see Fifty Shades of Grey with her coworker
>mfw
Tell us more about your gf.

>>53555445
>She doesn't even know what 50 gays is

>having a girlfriend who is ignorant about the cultural landscape
>thinking this is a good thing

>>53554904
You wanted to see Big Hero 6? What the fuck are you six years old? Go see the the bondage movie and fuck your girlfriend afterwards you cuck

>>53554904
>being this much of a beta cuck

top lel m80

>>53555164
This is the most 4chan relationship I've ever heard of. Even if its not literally your mom, you basically are dating and fucking your mom.

I wanted to see Birdman, but my gf wanted to see Birdman

It was great. My gf thought it would be good because her sister didn't like it. Frankly, my gf's sister is an amazing way to find out if a movie is good. She might be the most retarded movie goer I've ever met. She didn't pick up on the fact that Riggan might be a tad crazy, she just thought it was weird there was a man in a bird-suit following him around

>>53554904
She wanted you to forcefully take her to see Big Hero 6.

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>>53555486

>fotm erotic fanfiction for teenage girls
>cultural landscape

We're adults mate

>>53555164
Why do you need to leave? I've known "special" kids like you that can find hours of entertainment in an empty can or dead fly.

>>53555604
>REEL ADULTS deliberately cloister themselves away from society so they are never exposed to popular things they disagree with

C'mon.

10/10

>>53555632
Because I'm hungry and want something to eat.
Also the PS4 is in the living room.

>Making up stories on the internet

I hope you get the worst kind of cancer.

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>this beta as fuck dude who submits to his gf's wishes actually has a gf
ffs

>>53555585
Be careful m8. She thinks telekinesis is normal because she has that power. Better stop talking shit before she force chokes your bitch arse.

The worst case of this I remember was wanting to see The Dark Knight Rises and gf wanted to see some sensitive garbage with British actors. I won and I swear to god TDKR was the most boring movie made. Every time I glanced at her she looked at me like she want to shit on my back. I actually apologised after like a true cuck. At least if I had of known about Bane posting at the time I could have enjoyed the first 15 minutes

If you actually find some balls between your legs tell your retarded gf that the film and novel is pure shit and basically just BDSM porn for women.
If you are to pussy for that, which i assume, tell her it's not a movie you see yourself or any male getting into so she should rather take a friend of hers and have a good time

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>>53555649

>tweenage girls and middle aged single mothers living on child support
>bastions of society and culture

>>53555585
I always base the tv shows I might watch on my brother's taste. If he likes it I just don't watch it, because it's bound to be a piece of shit show. If he doesn't like there's a good chance it's actually good.

post gf for verification

This has to be one of the most betamax thread I've ever seen, although I've never been to /r9k/.

>grounded by gf

Holy shit.

>>53555649
What are you talking about?

The internet is the largest and most up-to-date source of information that has ever existed. I'm far more aware of international political and cultural events than even someone who watches the news everynight let alone your average pleb.

nice try though

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>>53555724
>implying that /tv/ posters occupy a social niche high enough above middle class that we and our peers, barring actual literal autism, can avoid exposure to popular culture
>Baneposting while implying this

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>>53555905
go back and read the conversation again

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>>53555815
no bully pls

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>>53555164
the shit i read on this site lmao

>>53554904
Big Hero 6 just got realesed on blue ray, how could you go "see" it? Or do you live 3rd world?

>>53555976
No, you go back and read it. Then come back and explain why you think being so ignorant and oblivious as to not even NOTICE what's happening around you is a virtue.

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>>53555815

>>53556058

Its trivial bullshit. its nothing. There's a trend of manufactured viral controversy that retards like you can't help but pay attention to for no discernable reason apparantly.

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>>53554904
>she grounded me
>WHOOPAH!

Superhero Robot deserves more attention than Abusive Relationship Fanfiction: The Movie

>>53555164
cuck

Really getting tired of the "waugh my girlfriend wants me to see an explicit pron film that shows me all the ways she wants me to abuse her" meme.

>>53556176
>viral controversy

Irrelevant. In order to not know what Fifty Shades is by this point, a person would need to:

>never watch television where commercials for the film play
>never visit movies where trailers for it play
>never read magazines, newspapers or websites that discuss films
>never visit stores that sell the books
>not speak to anyone who has read the books
>not speak to anyone who hasn't read the books but has an opinion anyway

Knowing that it exists and what it's about is basic social literacy. It's so basic that even YOU know what it is.

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Is Big Hero 6 even still in theaters?

>>53555604
It's still pretty popular and not knowing what 50 shades is about means you live in a fucking bubble.

>>53555424
>I'd be back in wizardhood
Nope. You'll never join our elusive order of the wizards again now that you've had sex. I'm sorry but you'll never learn wizardry now.

>>53554904
You're grounded by your gf. Try to grasp the full meaning of those words.
Why are you still with her really, and more importantly, why is she still with you?

>>53556530
see
>>53555424
and
>>53556018

she is way above what a guy like me could expect to get

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>having a gf
>grounded by your gf
>being this much of a cuck

This isn't the place for you normalshit.

>>53556530
Not the OP but I know his answer regardless.
>Why are you still with her really
Because she has a pussy, duh, and maybe also some nerdgirl hobbies.
>and more importantly, why is she still with you?
Because as someone broken enjoy to 50 shades she's also broken enough to cling to any guy she can ever get her hands on. Even if they're assholes that won't see a movie with them. Maybe especially if they're assholes that won't see a movie with them.

>>53555373
What if you have to poop?

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>>53556644
believing OP isn't trolling for bait which you swallowed up like the BBC you have in your mouth right now... this thread would be retarded if it wasn't so damn entertaining. /popcorn

You're a faggot of the highest order. Do you think your mother is proud that her son plays pretend on the internet?

>>53554923
What does rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee mean?

>>53556732
It's the sound an angry frog makes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnu4Fe5sIeQ

>>53556364

Or
>immediately recognise it for the crap it is and pay no attention

>>53556018
that picture with that >>53556636 attitude.
Holy fucking shit dude. Did you have no dad or what?

If you just wiped off the goofy supplicating smile and held your head up high you could get any chick you wanted. Please don't settle for the first hyperactive fucked up neko girl that ever looks your way.

why can't we have just one thread where the cuck meme isn't spewed everywhere? the word is hardly ever fucking relevant.

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sounds like someone needs ball bearings shoved up their ass

>>53556833
FUCK OFF CUCK NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53556833
inb4 accusations of you being a cuck.

>>53556770
Is this seriously a meme now?

>>53556833

Shut the fuck up, you cuck.

>>53556866
What sound did you think pepe the frog make when he was angry??

>>53556034
DRINKIN A 40 IN A DEATH BASKET

>>53554904
>>53555164
How come nobody's asked the most important question?

Was it a /male/ coworker?

>>53556878
Why are you equating yourself to pepe the frogg?

>>53556930
>Was it a /male/ coworker?
why does it matter?

>>53556018
K? Mas o que

>>53556930
>>53556944
Was it?

>>53556942
you wouldn't understand normie

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>>53556852
>>53556874
Literally never been cucked. I've cucked beta faggots like you though.

>>53556953
fuck off I know where you're trying to get with this, it makes no fucking difference

>>53556897
waugh

>>53556944
It matters

>>53555164

Good to know who's wearing the belt in this relationship. Pussy.

>>53555551
Seriously? Is no one going to point out how close this was to sexes?

>>53556960
I only had sex once with a fat drunk Irish girl, she then told me I'm weird and dress like a faggot, y9u don't know me

>>53556961
BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE?
GET OUT GET OUT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>53556997
>>>/r9k/

>>53556961

Spoken like a true cuck.

>>53556944
Yes guys, it was her coworker Dontrelle

>>53557028
That's not how it works, cakeboy.

>>53557045

It in fact does, cuck.

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>>53556974
>waugh

That gets me everytime

>>53556996
>had sex once with a fat drunk Irish girl
Why though?
It's better to stay a virgin than to have sex with a fat chick. You might as well have put your dick in a watermelon.

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>>53556969
>yfw it was

>>53555424
>back in wizardhood.
They don't allow people to return

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>>53556969
Just answer the question sir!

This thread is so retarded. You should all feel ashamed for participating in it

>>53557075
She wasn't extremely fat, maybe 15 pounds overweight, she could pass as curvy, but I see girls as either fat or not and she had a little fat

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>>53556944
>>53556969
it matters, you pussy-whipped dunce

>>53556969
>le louis c**k face

>>53556944
>>53556969
>Why does it matter that the girlfriend - who put a moratorium on sex for a month with me - went out to watch porn with a male coworker instead of making me watch the movie that she won the argument about?

>>53554904
Woman interested in being dominated goes to movie about women being dominated without boyfriend too weak to dominate her.

You just got cucked by a movie.

>>53555164

Why don't you use your good boy points?

>>53555164
WTF. Plox archive.

Get into BDSM and beat her ass for suggesting things you don't like

>>53557381
>believing this bullshit story

lel. get it together mate

>>53556969
Did she get drinks with him afterwards? What time did she get home?

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>mfw if this is true OP is a biggest cuck ever

>>53556930
>>53556944
>>53556953
>>53556969
>>53556975
>>53557038
>>53557090
>>53557127
>>53557230
>>53557813
Lol, it was a male coworker, right?

>>53556770
Frogs are fucking adorable.

>>53557378
Blew 'em all on tendies.

OP, don't you have any GBP, or at least a way of earning them, that you could use to reduce the time you're grounded for?

>>53555164
How old are you neckbeard?I feel like the only oldfag left.

>>53554904
>>53555424
>>53555164
>>53555373
>>53556944
>>53556969

why are white people such submissive thirsty subservient cucks

this gotta be a joke

>>53555445
Your gf sounds hot.

>>53555164
She just doesn't want you walking in on her sucking Tyrone's dick. You gotta respect her, anon.

>>53558397
this nigga gets it.

I fucking refuse to believe this is real.

>>53558397
I have a friend who has this chick, who completely overreacts to everything. If she's accidentally slapped, she'll go into a quiet panic. If he replies that it's silly to drive an hour out of town just so she can pick up a coat which by the way ends up doing so anyway and getting her dinner there she'll call him an ignorant, selfish asshole.

Truly we're in a betamax era.

>>53559447
Actually we're in an alphamax era, that's why women can be so demanding.
If you don't take good care of her she could easily cross the road and start dating Chad Thundercock with his strong chest and six pack.

Gyms are more packed than ever. Schools and colleges have been investing on sports more than ever. Guys now have more time to take care of their bodies and appearance. It's simple supply and demand.

If you don't take her out of town to pick up her coat, she will find someone who won't do that either but at least will be better looking than you.

Just look at Hitler's propaganda videos with all the shirtless youths. Those hungry skellies with spaghetti arms were the pinnacle of good physical form. Now they just look like your average joe and a good chunk of guys that age look a lot better.

>>53556801
How can you recognise it for crap if you've never heard of it. Jesus dude I'm almost certain this girl has heard of it or she's a complete cretin. There's nothing cultural about closing yourself off from the things people discuss in the mainstream of the culture.

>>53554904

>wanted to see Big Hero 6


kek.

>>53554904
>she went to see Fifty Shades of Grey with her coworker.

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>>53556969
Is it a black male co-worker?

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>>53554904
>my gf
>she grounded me
You should ask her how that bbc tasted when she gets back

>>53554904
>Long story short, she grounded me so I cant go to the movies

What are you, twelve?

This is an entertaining troll thread. Well done, OP.

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>op is a cuck
hahahaha

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>my mom's stupid sexy milf friend came over again
>Oh, Anon heard you were into films
>y-yeah
>I just saw a Lars von Trier thing...
>which one
>Nymphomaniac, part one. I rrreally enjoyed it
>[dumb smile]

God I hate when she comes over

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>Falling for this blatant bait thread.

Come on guys get it together.

>>53563481
why was your mum's milf friend telling you she saw nymph?

>>53554904

you both have shit taste in movies, congrats.

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>>53555164

nigger what are you doing?

This is obviously bait but I like it.

I beat the shit out of my girlfriend two days ago. She kept mouthing off over and over, and then she pushed past me in the kitchen and made me knock a bottle of beer off the counter. I snatched her up by the throat and popped her twice right in the mouth. She's been really sheepish and quiet since. She even admitted it was her fault. I wish I would have done it months ago.

Are there people in this thread right now who unironically believe the OP is telling the truth?

>>53564006
And then you wake up to the sound of your gf cucking you with a bbc

>>53554904
Why didn't you let her have her moment. She's the bitch here, not you, let her have her fun and watch BH6 another day. She would've ruined it anyway.

>>53564332

Keep dreaming Louis. I'd actually kill her if she pulled anything even remotely resembling that and she knows it.

>my gf

Stopped reading there

Get the fuck out normiecuck

>>53564431
Sure thing, cuck.

>>53555164

Wait, if this isn't your mother do whatever she wants. It sounds like you're a jobless bastard, and she's taking care of you. You stupid fuck, go see the fucking movie. You can bane post all day, and she brings home the money.

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enjoying this thread a lot op

>>53564506

>Faggot too scared to slap his bitch around or even get a gf more likely
>Calling anyone else a cuck

lel, I'll slap the shit out of you too bitch.

this is the biggest bait thread of all time

>>53555164
Please let this be a joke, you can't actually be this beta.

>>53565409
What the fuck would you do? Rape your gf?

>>53557317
It would've been porn if it was made outside of the US and directed by Lars Von Trier. It's just twilight with tits.

>>53565469
No, you marry her so that it's not rape anymore. You are obligated by God himself to partake.

She would have been turned on by that shitty movie you would have had your cock sucked then you'll go home right after and rent Big Hero 6.

Now she's sucking her coworkers big black cock.