My gf wanted to see Fifty Shades of Grey and I wanted to see Big Hero 6
Basically we had a big fight because every time it is she who picks the movie and I wanted to pick it just this but she won the argument because she actually read the novel and I didn't even know about BH6 until recently.
Long story short, she grounded me so I cant go to the movies and I'm stuck in my room while she went to see Fifty Shades of Grey with her coworker.
Why the fuck is this shit movie turning women into such vile little bitches?
It's not grounding in the classic sense of the word. It basically just means she won't have sex with me for 3 weeks and if she finds out I left my room she ads another week on top of that.
There's a glass of coke outside tied to the door. If I open the door the glass will topple and spill coke on the carpet. I'd be in so much trouble if that happened.
Seriously fuck this shit.
I would agree with you, but I'm bad looking and socially inept. I consider myself lucky to even be dating her and getting pussy every once in a while, if I push it too much she could break up and then I'd be back in wizardhood.
I really don't want to test her.
>she grounded me so I cant go to the movies and I'm stuck in my room while she went to see Fifty Shades of Grey with her coworker
Tell us more about your gf.
I wanted to see Birdman, but my gf wanted to see Birdman
It was great. My gf thought it would be good because her sister didn't like it. Frankly, my gf's sister is an amazing way to find out if a movie is good. She might be the most retarded movie goer I've ever met. She didn't pick up on the fact that Riggan might be a tad crazy, she just thought it was weird there was a man in a bird-suit following him around
>fotm erotic fanfiction for teenage girls
We're adults mate
>this beta as fuck dude who submits to his gf's wishes actually has a gf
The worst case of this I remember was wanting to see The Dark Knight Rises and gf wanted to see some sensitive garbage with British actors. I won and I swear to god TDKR was the most boring movie made. Every time I glanced at her she looked at me like she want to shit on my back. I actually apologised after like a true cuck. At least if I had of known about Bane posting at the time I could have enjoyed the first 15 minutes
If you actually find some balls between your legs tell your retarded gf that the film and novel is pure shit and basically just BDSM porn for women.
If you are to pussy for that, which i assume, tell her it's not a movie you see yourself or any male getting into so she should rather take a friend of hers and have a good time
>tweenage girls and middle aged single mothers living on child support
>bastions of society and culture
I always base the tv shows I might watch on my brother's taste. If he likes it I just don't watch it, because it's bound to be a piece of shit show. If he doesn't like there's a good chance it's actually good.
What are you talking about?
The internet is the largest and most up-to-date source of information that has ever existed. I'm far more aware of international political and cultural events than even someone who watches the news everynight let alone your average pleb.
nice try though
>implying that /tv/ posters occupy a social niche high enough above middle class that we and our peers, barring actual literal autism, can avoid exposure to popular culture
>Baneposting while implying this
>she grounded me
Superhero Robot deserves more attention than Abusive Relationship Fanfiction: The Movie
Irrelevant. In order to not know what Fifty Shades is by this point, a person would need to:
>never watch television where commercials for the film play
>never visit movies where trailers for it play
>never read magazines, newspapers or websites that discuss films
>never visit stores that sell the books
>not speak to anyone who has read the books
>not speak to anyone who hasn't read the books but has an opinion anyway
Knowing that it exists and what it's about is basic social literacy. It's so basic that even YOU know what it is.
>having a gf
>grounded by your gf
>being this much of a cuck
This isn't the place for you normalshit.
Not the OP but I know his answer regardless.
>Why are you still with her really
Because she has a pussy, duh, and maybe also some nerdgirl hobbies.
>and more importantly, why is she still with you?
Because as someone broken enjoy to 50 shades she's also broken enough to cling to any guy she can ever get her hands on. Even if they're assholes that won't see a movie with them. Maybe especially if they're assholes that won't see a movie with them.
believing OP isn't trolling for bait which you swallowed up like the BBC you have in your mouth right now... this thread would be retarded if it wasn't so damn entertaining. /popcorn
that picture with that >>53556636 attitude.
Holy fucking shit dude. Did you have no dad or what?
If you just wiped off the goofy supplicating smile and held your head up high you could get any chick you wanted. Please don't settle for the first hyperactive fucked up neko girl that ever looks your way.
sounds like someone needs ball bearings shoved up their ass
Literally never been cucked. I've cucked beta faggots like you though.
>Why does it matter that the girlfriend - who put a moratorium on sex for a month with me - went out to watch porn with a male coworker instead of making me watch the movie that she won the argument about?
I have a friend who has this chick, who completely overreacts to everything. If she's accidentally slapped, she'll go into a quiet panic. If he replies that it's silly to drive an hour out of town just so she can pick up a coat
which by the way ends up doing so anyway and getting her dinner thereshe'll call him an ignorant, selfish asshole.
Truly we're in a betamax era.
Actually we're in an alphamax era, that's why women can be so demanding.
If you don't take good care of her she could easily cross the road and start dating Chad Thundercock with his strong chest and six pack.
Gyms are more packed than ever. Schools and colleges have been investing on sports more than ever. Guys now have more time to take care of their bodies and appearance. It's simple supply and demand.
If you don't take her out of town to pick up her coat, she will find someone who won't do that either but at least will be better looking than you.
Just look at Hitler's propaganda videos with all the shirtless youths. Those hungry skellies with spaghetti arms were the pinnacle of good physical form. Now they just look like your average joe and a good chunk of guys that age look a lot better.
How can you recognise it for crap if you've never heard of it. Jesus dude I'm almost certain this girl has heard of it or she's a complete cretin. There's nothing cultural about closing yourself off from the things people discuss in the mainstream of the culture.
>she grounded me
You should ask her how that bbc tasted when she gets back
>my mom's stupid sexy milf friend came over again
>Oh, Anon heard you were into films
>I just saw a Lars von Trier thing...
>Nymphomaniac, part one. I rrreally enjoyed it
God I hate when she comes over
>Falling for this blatant bait thread.
Come on guys get it together.
I beat the shit out of my girlfriend two days ago. She kept mouthing off over and over, and then she pushed past me in the kitchen and made me knock a bottle of beer off the counter. I snatched her up by the throat and popped her twice right in the mouth. She's been really sheepish and quiet since. She even admitted it was her fault. I wish I would have done it months ago.
Wait, if this isn't your mother do whatever she wants. It sounds like you're a jobless bastard, and she's taking care of you. You stupid fuck, go see the fucking movie. You can bane post all day, and she brings home the money.