FROM COMEDY CENTRAL WORLD NEWS HEADQUARTERS IN NEW YORK...

LOUIE THE CUCK KING CK PRESENTS

>Cucks, meet me at Camera 3
>On second though, give me all those black cameras at once

>From the interracial breeding grounds headquarters in Portland...

ftfy

>>53349054
I can't see him interviewing a former president or really anyone else.

>>53349127
He just wouldn't care. He'd be like so, uh, how was your trip?

If Louis CK got his own show as a replacement for The Daily Show, what do you think it would be called? What recurring segments would he have?

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It's showtime!

>>53349127
can you see him interviewing a former secretary of defense?

>>53349127
"President Obama, how fucking big is your dick? I mean seriously? I bet it's fucking huge! You're black! Come on, please fuck my wife!"

>>53349189
I was going to post a reaction image but I almost got banned for doing that before, so i'll just let you know I was gonna post one.

wouldn't a better fit for him be BBC America?

captcha: ewing

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http://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/track/1-800-fuck-couples

>>53349189
>So I've got a question for you mister secretary, why don't you just aim all the missles at all the white men in america, I mean they're the real problem. Hell, we have such amazingly surgical weaponry we could probably just blow up their little white dicks and let the negro masterrace take over organically, which would be even better because then all the dickless white guys would have to watch their daughters get nailed by multiple big black dicks every day. I know I'd watch MY daughter get fucked by a bunch of strong black dudes, though I of course would keep my dick in order to jack off to it -- don't worry, I won't make any more kids with it, no woman would want to be burdoned with MY little white dick, that's why I'm the exception. Now, I have this pair of hedge trimmers on me. Would any of you pathetic white male monsters like to offer your tiny white dicks to the secretary of defense before we end the show?

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>>53349054
>interracial breeding
>barring White males from entering

LITTLE

>>53349218
kek'd

This would be the intro music instead of the old daily show intro
http://youtu.be/94MK2JQIgFs

>>53349397
He lets them enter only if they're wearing a chastity device.

>>53349412
WHITE

>>53349397
Does that mean they don't allow black females too?

>>53349523
GABAGOOL

>>53349539
Maron!

>>53349523
DICKS

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>the audience is growing impatient
>a young white woman and a small contingent of white men are seated in the middle of the auditorium, surrounded on all sides by black bucks
>they fearfully look on as the crowd becomes increasingly erratic
>"EYYO WHERE THE WHITE BOY AT DOO?"
>a small group of basketball americans are seen beating bongo drums and blowing vuvuzelas in the back
>"IMMA TEAR THIS MOFUCKA DOWN IN ONE MINUTE IF-"
>suddenly the curtains part
>the crowd immediately goes silent
>louis ck steps out wearing nothing but a bathrobe
>they look on in anticipation, mouths agape
>louis ck steps up to the microphone but does not utter a single word
>the crowd starts shifting uncomfortably in their seats
>the white men futilely look behind them to the exit
>shaquille o'neal steps in their line of site and blocks the doorway
>louis silently pans over the crowd and begins licking his lips
>the silence becomes unbearable
>an erection emerges from louis' bathrobe
>a black baby is heard crying in the distance
>the audience starts twitching, unable to cope
>louis ck leans in to the microphone, lips touching the surface
>barely parts his lips to compose a whisper
>"big black cocks"
>the crowd erupts into hoots and hollers and begins stomping their feet in unison
>the white woman is already hogtied and having her earlobes stretched
>the screams of chimpanzees are drowned out by loud rap music
>BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRWHERE
>circuis performers ride their stolen bikes on stage
>the entire concession stand has been looted
>the white men are crucified as the crowd cheeers
>the ghost of martin luther king jr is seen up in the rafters
>a single phantasmal tear rolls down his cheek

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WHEN I SAY INTERRACIAL YOU SAY

BLACK

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little white dicks

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LIVE, FROM THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

>>53349732
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SAY

>>53349397
Their LITTLE WHITE DICKS would never satisfy a woman.

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>>53349610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5K_d8Vlrsk

>>53349610
>>53349636
>>53349732
>>53349850
I honestly don't understand how such a silly meme have gained so much momentum.

>>53349940
GET OUTTA TOWN

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>>53349940

BOOOOOOOO

>>53349940

YO GET DIS WHITE BOI OFF THE STAGE

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>>53349940

Do you think Louie knows about this may may?

>>53349940
>how

/pol/

They'll spend hours if need be to exhaust their sexual and racial insecurities.

>>53349940
BOOOOOOOOOO
HISSSSSSSS
GET OUTA TOWN

>>53349940
SACRIFICE

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>>53349940
BOOOOOO

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>>53350013

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>>53349940
Looks like someone needs a visit to the Interracial Breeding Grounds

>>53349940

SOMOEN GET DIS CRACKER TO DA I.B.G

LOUIS WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO!

>>53350013
EYY DIS WHITE BOI PROJECTING LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA

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>>53349940

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...and that's when I took her to the Interracial Breeding Grounds.

>While the rest of the audience APPLAUDS RAPTUROUSLY, a solitary HECKLE is heard.

Who said that?

>A white guy from the audience stands up and tells Louis he sucks. Everyone looks at the heckler angrily.

Is that your wife, that white *SILENT HISS IS HEARD FROM THE AUDIENCE* woman next to you?

>The heckler says yes.

You're right sir, you're right, I do suck...

>*audience GASPS*

BIG...

>*all the faces in the audience BRIGHTEN*

BLACK...

>*WOOOOO*

COCK

>Audience rises from their seats, SCREAMING in ECSTASY.

Enlighten him...

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"Hey guys, how are we doing tonight."
>You're a cuck Louis!
"Haha, yeah, thanks, thanks. Listen, before I talk about that, a funny story happened to me the other day. I was with my daughters---"
>INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!
"Yeah, haha, but this wasn't it. I was with my daughters---"
>Probably out looking for bulls and studs!
>BBC!
"No, this isn't a cuck story, listen---"
>CU-CKY LOU-IE
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
>CU-CKY LOU-IE
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
>CU-CKY LOU-IE
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
>CU-CKY LOU-IE
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
>CU-CKY LOU-IE
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
"Urgh, fine. We were looking for some BBC."
>Crowd erupts in laughter to the point where Louis can't even talk for a full five minutes.

>>53349940
in all seriousness its because he id some bits about white people because hes low on material and /tv/ took it too personally

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>>53350185
>*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

>>53350155

ENLIGHTEN HIM

*drops mic*

*auditorium doors locking sound*

>>53349079

INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS, HOSTED LIVE FROM NEW YORK

>>53350266
ITS SNL!

who writes this shit

you people need help

smh

>>53350336
>smh

A black person

>people on this board have ironically watched cuckold porn to further evolve this ebin maymay

>>53350336

>who writes this shit
>as he posts anonymously from an anonymous imageboard

It truly is a mystery. Thank you Sherlock.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_C.K.
>when you see it

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>>53350336
Lusting after black dicks is the new cunny for this board.

>>53350104
kek

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haha

>>53349940

It's a bunch of kids from /b/ for whom the board got too shit even for them. Now they treat other boards like it's the same thing.

>>53350525
ayyy lmao

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>>53350525
>mfw it's actually legit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_C.K.

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>>53349189

>>53349127
he repeatedly asked donald rumsfeld to confirm whether or not he was a lizard

>>53350525
B
R
A N O N
V
O

>>53350336
t. nigger

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>>53350525
>szekely

>>53350589
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_C.K.
rofl

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_C.K.
>Revision as of 22:52, 9 February 2015

Its been like this for 2 day lol

>>53349154
>yfw he has an actual cuckoldry segment

>>53350815
How did the wiki trolls not catch that?

>>53350233
He had one "bit", and by bit, I mean one line.

>>53350883
Way too believable.

>>53350815
Whichever cuckold idiot just added "4chan meme" is gonna get it taken down. Way to go faggot.

>>53350985
wasnt meeeee

>>53350985
wasn't me bro

>>53350985
Thank god for whoever FourViolas is. Saved this gem.

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>>53350985
this is a fucking joke right?

>im sorry we cant fit that many little white cocks into your show!

>>53350985
oh great you idiot managed to get it down before I get to show my buddies

>>53349579

GET OUTTA TOOOOWN

>>53351074

Wikipedia is full of faggots and brown nosers. Ignore them

>>53351078
I didn't do anything. Some retard added something past "cuck" on his profile to get attention

>>53351078
It's still there you cuck

>>53351074
He somehow managed to delete the "4chan meme" part that some faggot douche who should kill themselves added. But left "cuck", which is priceless. I'm sure he's not on our side, but he's an unwitting hero.

how is louis a cuck?
I think you guys are using it wrong
not surprised

I love this meme like Louis CK loves black dick.

>>53349940
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOT-CUCK TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

>>53351252
It's like the word autism/autistic. It has a real world definition and a 4chan definition.

>>53349940
It's confirmed /v/edditors and italians from /int/

>>53351252
he likes watching his wife get railed by 5 young bucks

Norm was onto this shit way before /tv/.

First segment of the show, no need to skip ahead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peDLWyHegfI

>>53351316
Whaddya have against Italians, huh?

>>53351333
Why is Norm McDonald such a faggot?

>>53349940
YO GET DIS WHITE BOI OFF THE STAGE

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Louis C.K. rolls on stage, his worm body hanging over his Ixian cart, crushes a stool with five-ton body. His face is somber.

>Fremen... I wanna be serious for a moment. I've got something I need to say.
*Crowd murmurs, some worried faces in the audience*
>My Hwi... my Hwi just gave birth to a healthy Harkonnen baby boy!
*Crowd erupts in cheers and applause, cries of "Congratulations!"*
>Nine months ago my wife was bred by a strong Harkonnen bull, and today I held the product of his virile seed in my indestructible arms. I couldn't have been more proud.
>But you know, when I was in the nursery, I looked around at the other babies too. And when I looked at the Atreides babies...
*Crowd begins to hiss and boo*
>I know how you feel, everyone. But when I looked at the Atreides babies, and more specifically the, uh, diaper area. I noticed that they all had...
*Crowd shouts in unison "LITTLE ATREIDES SANDTROUT!"*
>I couldn't believe how tiny those things were! I felt SORRY for the women who have had to put up with THAT for the past three millennia!
*Laughter*
>But when I looked down at the baby in my arms, I could see from one glance that he had a...
*Crowd shouts in unison "BIG HARKONNEN SANDWORM!"*
>I was like "Damn, this thing is bigger than me, and he's just a baby!" So much for "the golden path", huh?
*More laughter*
>I know one day he's gonna please a LOT of Atreides women unhappy with their husbands' tiny sandtrout, just like me!
*Cheers mix into the laughter, one Bene Gesserit shouts, "Me first, me first!"*
>Sorry, but there's already a hundred Face Dancers ahead of you on the list.
*Crowd "aw"s*
>Hey, you MIGHT be able to get to the top of the list... if you ride the worm of every Tleilaxu here, right now!
*Crowd explodes with excitement, chants of "SIAYNOQ!" and "Ride that Shai-Hulud!" erupt. The woman's husband cheers her on as she gets on her knees in front of the first Tleilaxu. The show ends as everyone watches the woman service Tleilaxu after Tleilaxu.*

>>53349940
>I honestly don't understand how such a silly meme have gained so much momentum.
You do realize you're currently in the birthplace of Baneposting, right?

>>53351333
I really feel bad for norm.

i mean his sports show was shit, but come on.

you are a good man. this is just an embarrassment.

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>>53351494

jesus fuckin christ

>>53351209
No need to give source for a well known fact. Checkmate Cuckolds

>>53349940
LITTLE

>>53351333
>He's a pretty big guy

>>53351581
WHITE

>>53351581
WHITE

>>53349940
Because it's funnier than the real thing.

>>53351516
It's one of the funniest shows of all time, what are you talking about?

>>53351494
This is high level cuckposting.

>>53351494
/tv/ you amaze me sometimes.

>>53351622
his sports show was awful. I love norm. you are a faggot.

>>53351581
WHITE

>>53351676
I mean the podcast, it's brilliant.

BIG

>>53351831
EBONY

>>53351496
well the batman scene is actually weird so I get why the meme was created. But this Louis CK thing is just got way out of hand, and it completely out of basis

>>53351581
WHITE

>Sports Show with Norm MacDonald was bad
I really, really, really don't like this meme

How did this Louis CK cuck meme start anyway?

>>53352113
Go away

>>53352128
I just want to know how it began :^)

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>>53351494

>>53352113

why does some cunt ask this in every single thread

This is getting out of hand

>>53352113
You are part of the newfag alliance and a traitor. Take him to the interracial breeding grounds.

Anyone have the Auschwitz pic where Louis is wearing a Nazi uniform and it's got IBG over the gates?

>>53352250

Yes, sir.

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>>53351494

>>53352113
/v/ redditors trying to fit in

>>53352187
Nice emoticon

>>53352395
Says the /tv/ redditor

>tfw we can never have a serious louis ck thread

thanks assholes

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>>53349258

>>53352556
BBC is deadly serious.

>>53352556
Seriously. We should ban everyone with an IP address so we can have a serious discussion of the "cinema".

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>>53352633
>serious discussion

http://youtu.be/3EoIakFmb5s

A black guy walks by and she has an orgasm, it's like poetry.

PUNY
PALLID
PETERS

>>53352695
GET OFF THE STAGE

>>53352556
Yes you will
these retards are going to get the mods to crack down like they did on /sp/ here again soon

>>53352680
Is this real? How does the whole world not know of his cuck status?

>>53352680
Lucky Louie was a fucking great show. Not enough cuckolding, though.

>>53352738
Agreed. The mods here are particularly butthurt over the cuck meme.

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MINUSCULE MILKY MEMBERS

>>53352788
MICROSCOPIC
ALBINO
MANSNAKES

>>53352876
Miniscule Misbreed Mistakes

>>53352785
Read the leaked **** m8

They're just looking for any excuse to crack down on this board again but in full force

>>53352738
This. These Louie Cuck groupies who support him will whine until there's only "Birdman omg yessss!" and "what's your favorite tarrantino film" threads. Maybe a few star wars threads thrown in for variety.

>>53353028

the flag of cuckoldry will prevail

the forces of cuckdom will win and vanquish the white dicked foe.

>>53349940
>A chariot with golden rims rolls up on stage being pulled by six malnourished white slaves
>Three slaves, chained together at the ankles, lift Louis CK off the chariot and place him on the stage floor
>They prostrate themselves as Louis steps up to the microphone
>A dozen gold chains and rosaries adorn his neck
>The entire crowd watches in silence, hearts pounding with excitement
>The remaining slaves place a feathered tribal headdress upon his ginger skull, before lying alongside the other slaves
>Louis CK stares off into the crowd, bucks as far as the eye can see
>They begin to tremble with excitement
>Louis CK holds out his hands - C U C K L I F E adorned across his fists in platinum
>The sheer tension in the crowd is palpable
>Two slaves emerge from stage left holding a water cooler tank filled filled to the brim with suspicious white liquid, followed by two large whip-wielding bucks
>The slaves place the jug in Louis' open arms before bowing and assuming the fetal position
>Louis turns the tank towards the audience, revealing the words "BUCK JUICE" written on the front in permanent marker
>He takes a big breath, turns the tank upside down, and begins chugging the juice, never breaking eye contact with the crowd
>With every gulp he sputters a bit all over the stage floor
>The bulls begin whipping him
>"ERRY LAST GULP WHITE BOY"
>Louis begins choking
>"CHUG CHUG CHUG"
>The whipping intensifies, a clear erection grows beneath his parachute pants
>Louis suddenly collapses on the floor
>The crowd gasps
>"Cuck King, NO!"
>He slowly stands back up, knees wobbling and semen dripping from his chin
>Louis grins wickedly and holds up the empty jug to the crowd, before collapsing once again
>The crowd explodes in applause, whistling and cheering
>"ENCORE, ENCORE"
>A second jug is brought on stage
>Louis looks up and sighs

>>53353028
Where do I read that?

cool a louis ck thread
>infested with cuckposters
back to reddit

I hope people have been sending him this cuck stuff. That's the only good that can come out of this.

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>>53353083

see the link in pic related. the sticky explains that a janitor left and leaked the logs.

disclosure, I just got banned twice for trying to get this message to you.

>>53353407
Holy Jesus, this proves what I've thought. Thank you so much for this.

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>>53351606
Lol fucking /tv/ shitposting is better than anything Louis "Laying Waste to the White Race" CK could ever come up with.

>>53353407
Makes you wonder what they're trying so hard to protect. It can't just be about comedian preferences.

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>>53349054

>The Comedy Cellar, NY
>louis ck is doing a walk in and the whole block knows it
>the club is packed like a can of charred sardines
>there are a couple token white women prepped for insemination
>and a few males with stretched assholes
>a hush falls over the crowd in anticipation
>louis takes to the stage and grabs the mic
>BIG
>the audience begins to grin sly negroid smiles
>BLACK
>various bulls unchain their members from their pants in preparation
>CO-
>WHAT THA FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU GOOFY SPIC?
>the audience gasps
>louis is stunned
>who dare interrupt the performance?
>out of the corner of the stage, a mountainous figure emerges from the shadows
>...it's the late patrice o'neal
>he smacks louis across the face and grabs the mic out of his hand
>gimme this shit faggot
>louis is dumbfounded
>the audience doesn't know how to react
>jaws agape
>EH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT GOING ON IN HERE?
>WHITE WOMEN DONT WANT BLACK DICK, THEY ONLY TAKE IT TO MAKE THERE DADDIES ANGRY
>YOU STUPID NIGGERS JUST GONNA GET SLAPPED WITH A RAPE CHARGE AFTER SHE FEEL DIRTY FOR GETTING FUCKED NIGGA STYLE
>Y'all already forget about my pepsi cola killer bit?
>I am disgusted
>Y'all niggers think you all got massive dicks huh?
>YOU ALL PACKIN' THEN?
>BITCH, GET THE FUCK OUT, you ain't got no baby arm, I bet your dick smaller than that fat bitches chicken wings over there
>Yeah I'm talking to you honey bear
>don't give me them eyes, I bet you got huge nipples, I'm gonna lick your goofy clit after this
>hheeeeeeeHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>patrice's laugh subsides as he turns to louis
>and as for you you dirty pale half nigger
>quit trying to white out the white man, I need the white man, and I need him to be racist so that I can keep being racist in return
>the room has calmed down now
>solemn black faces look around and begin to shuffle out, hoping they won't get arrested on the walk home for dinduing nuffin
>louis embraces patrice
>you're right man, I'm sorry

>>53353620
Is it over? Has Louis given up on cuckolding?

>>53349127
he interviewed Donald Rumsfeld and it was fucking amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK8Y2nO_8TM

>>53353620

>it's just, after your death, I went a little crazy from grief
>I didn't know how to handle the loss of a black friend, so I turned to cucking
>Eh, it's alright dude, just remember, I'll always be watching
>every time anthony cumia goes off on some racist rant, or bobos zombie dick goes raging
>I'll be there
>bitch better have my money

And balance was restored

>>53353663
I think you already posted this further up.

>>53353781
must have been someone else

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>tfw I used to enjoy Louis CK
>tfw /tv/ ruined a pretty funny, intelligient comedian over a incredibly small bit, not even related to cuckholding

I hate you. I am also black by the way.

>>53353800
You cucks all look the same to me.

here he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type BIG BLACK COCKS and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" cuck guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about cucks. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic cuck posting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "BIG BLACK COCKS" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever.

>>53353965

Shut your little white dick

I saw Louis C.K. at a porn store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Cuck, cuck, cuck” and making thrusting motions with his hips. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen interracial cuckold movies in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the movies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each movie and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by talking in ebonics and asking her if likes the BBC and wants to ride the bull.

>>53352680
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.
I THOUGHT LOUIE CK CUCK WAS JUST A /TV/ MEME
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>53349940
this is the post I've made on 4chan with the most replies, and I'm inclined to believe 90% was by the same louie ck shitposter

>>53354015
Kek, did he spend any time in the booths?

>>53349940
Someone get this hothead outta town!

>>53349940
I just want to add to the silly amount of replies to this so I feel like I fit in.

>>53353663
One of the best moments on O&A

When will cuckposters grow up?
smh

>>53353863
>funny
>intelligient

hahaha, no

>>53354869

>"In this scene we wanted to establish an interracial connection while still being subtle. Here, you can see one of my bulls passing by a window, foreshadowing the eventual deflowering of the character's daughters by his massive ebony fuckstick. As you can see, I tried to look disinterested in this shot but the crease in my pants was telling a different story"

- Louie CK, Behind the scenes commentary

>>53355253
kek'd

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>>53355253