>>53349189 >So I've got a question for you mister secretary, why don't you just aim all the missles at all the white men in america, I mean they're the real problem. Hell, we have such amazingly surgical weaponry we could probably just blow up their little white dicks and let the negro masterrace take over organically, which would be even better because then all the dickless white guys would have to watch their daughters get nailed by multiple big black dicks every day. I know I'd watch MY daughter get fucked by a bunch of strong black dudes, though I of course would keep my dick in order to jack off to it -- don't worry, I won't make any more kids with it, no woman would want to be burdoned with MY little white dick, that's why I'm the exception. Now, I have this pair of hedge trimmers on me. Would any of you pathetic white male monsters like to offer your tiny white dicks to the secretary of defense before we end the show?
>the audience is growing impatient >a young white woman and a small contingent of white men are seated in the middle of the auditorium, surrounded on all sides by black bucks >they fearfully look on as the crowd becomes increasingly erratic >"EYYO WHERE THE WHITE BOY AT DOO?" >a small group of basketball americans are seen beating bongo drums and blowing vuvuzelas in the back >"IMMA TEAR THIS MOFUCKA DOWN IN ONE MINUTE IF-" >suddenly the curtains part >the crowd immediately goes silent >louis ck steps out wearing nothing but a bathrobe >they look on in anticipation, mouths agape >louis ck steps up to the microphone but does not utter a single word >the crowd starts shifting uncomfortably in their seats >the white men futilely look behind them to the exit >shaquille o'neal steps in their line of site and blocks the doorway >louis silently pans over the crowd and begins licking his lips >the silence becomes unbearable >an erection emerges from louis' bathrobe >a black baby is heard crying in the distance >the audience starts twitching, unable to cope >louis ck leans in to the microphone, lips touching the surface >barely parts his lips to compose a whisper >"big black cocks" >the crowd erupts into hoots and hollers and begins stomping their feet in unison >the white woman is already hogtied and having her earlobes stretched >the screams of chimpanzees are drowned out by loud rap music >BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRWHERE >circuis performers ride their stolen bikes on stage >the entire concession stand has been looted >the white men are crucified as the crowd cheeers >the ghost of martin luther king jr is seen up in the rafters >a single phantasmal tear rolls down his cheek
"Hey guys, how are we doing tonight." >You're a cuck Louis! "Haha, yeah, thanks, thanks. Listen, before I talk about that, a funny story happened to me the other day. I was with my daughters---" >INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS! "Yeah, haha, but this wasn't it. I was with my daughters---" >Probably out looking for bulls and studs! >BBC! "No, this isn't a cuck story, listen---" >CU-CKY LOU-IE *CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* >CU-CKY LOU-IE *CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* >CU-CKY LOU-IE *CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* >CU-CKY LOU-IE *CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* >CU-CKY LOU-IE *CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* "Urgh, fine. We were looking for some BBC." >Crowd erupts in laughter to the point where Louis can't even talk for a full five minutes.
>>53351074 He somehow managed to delete the "4chan meme" part that some faggot douche who should kill themselves added. But left "cuck", which is priceless. I'm sure he's not on our side, but he's an unwitting hero.
Louis C.K. rolls on stage, his worm body hanging over his Ixian cart, crushes a stool with five-ton body. His face is somber.
>Fremen... I wanna be serious for a moment. I've got something I need to say. *Crowd murmurs, some worried faces in the audience* >My Hwi... my Hwi just gave birth to a healthy Harkonnen baby boy! *Crowd erupts in cheers and applause, cries of "Congratulations!"* >Nine months ago my wife was bred by a strong Harkonnen bull, and today I held the product of his virile seed in my indestructible arms. I couldn't have been more proud. >But you know, when I was in the nursery, I looked around at the other babies too. And when I looked at the Atreides babies... *Crowd begins to hiss and boo* >I know how you feel, everyone. But when I looked at the Atreides babies, and more specifically the, uh, diaper area. I noticed that they all had... *Crowd shouts in unison "LITTLE ATREIDES SANDTROUT!"* >I couldn't believe how tiny those things were! I felt SORRY for the women who have had to put up with THAT for the past three millennia! *Laughter* >But when I looked down at the baby in my arms, I could see from one glance that he had a... *Crowd shouts in unison "BIG HARKONNEN SANDWORM!"* >I was like "Damn, this thing is bigger than me, and he's just a baby!" So much for "the golden path", huh? *More laughter* >I know one day he's gonna please a LOT of Atreides women unhappy with their husbands' tiny sandtrout, just like me! *Cheers mix into the laughter, one Bene Gesserit shouts, "Me first, me first!"* >Sorry, but there's already a hundred Face Dancers ahead of you on the list. *Crowd "aw"s* >Hey, you MIGHT be able to get to the top of the list... if you ride the worm of every Tleilaxu here, right now! *Crowd explodes with excitement, chants of "SIAYNOQ!" and "Ride that Shai-Hulud!" erupt. The woman's husband cheers her on as she gets on her knees in front of the first Tleilaxu. The show ends as everyone watches the woman service Tleilaxu after Tleilaxu.*
>>53352738 This. These Louie Cuck groupies who support him will whine until there's only "Birdman omg yessss!" and "what's your favorite tarrantino film" threads. Maybe a few star wars threads thrown in for variety.
>>53349940 >A chariot with golden rims rolls up on stage being pulled by six malnourished white slaves >Three slaves, chained together at the ankles, lift Louis CK off the chariot and place him on the stage floor >They prostrate themselves as Louis steps up to the microphone >A dozen gold chains and rosaries adorn his neck >The entire crowd watches in silence, hearts pounding with excitement >The remaining slaves place a feathered tribal headdress upon his ginger skull, before lying alongside the other slaves >Louis CK stares off into the crowd, bucks as far as the eye can see >They begin to tremble with excitement >Louis CK holds out his hands - C U C K L I F E adorned across his fists in platinum >The sheer tension in the crowd is palpable >Two slaves emerge from stage left holding a water cooler tank filled filled to the brim with suspicious white liquid, followed by two large whip-wielding bucks >The slaves place the jug in Louis' open arms before bowing and assuming the fetal position >Louis turns the tank towards the audience, revealing the words "BUCK JUICE" written on the front in permanent marker >He takes a big breath, turns the tank upside down, and begins chugging the juice, never breaking eye contact with the crowd >With every gulp he sputters a bit all over the stage floor >The bulls begin whipping him >"ERRY LAST GULP WHITE BOY" >Louis begins choking >"CHUG CHUG CHUG" >The whipping intensifies, a clear erection grows beneath his parachute pants >Louis suddenly collapses on the floor >The crowd gasps >"Cuck King, NO!" >He slowly stands back up, knees wobbling and semen dripping from his chin >Louis grins wickedly and holds up the empty jug to the crowd, before collapsing once again >The crowd explodes in applause, whistling and cheering >"ENCORE, ENCORE" >A second jug is brought on stage >Louis looks up and sighs
>The Comedy Cellar, NY >louis ck is doing a walk in and the whole block knows it >the club is packed like a can of charred sardines >there are a couple token white women prepped for insemination >and a few males with stretched assholes >a hush falls over the crowd in anticipation >louis takes to the stage and grabs the mic >BIG >the audience begins to grin sly negroid smiles >BLACK >various bulls unchain their members from their pants in preparation >CO- >WHAT THA FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU GOOFY SPIC? >the audience gasps >louis is stunned >who dare interrupt the performance? >out of the corner of the stage, a mountainous figure emerges from the shadows >...it's the late patrice o'neal >he smacks louis across the face and grabs the mic out of his hand >gimme this shit faggot >louis is dumbfounded >the audience doesn't know how to react >jaws agape >EH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT GOING ON IN HERE? >WHITE WOMEN DONT WANT BLACK DICK, THEY ONLY TAKE IT TO MAKE THERE DADDIES ANGRY >YOU STUPID NIGGERS JUST GONNA GET SLAPPED WITH A RAPE CHARGE AFTER SHE FEEL DIRTY FOR GETTING FUCKED NIGGA STYLE >Y'all already forget about my pepsi cola killer bit? >I am disgusted >Y'all niggers think you all got massive dicks huh? >YOU ALL PACKIN' THEN? >BITCH, GET THE FUCK OUT, you ain't got no baby arm, I bet your dick smaller than that fat bitches chicken wings over there >Yeah I'm talking to you honey bear >don't give me them eyes, I bet you got huge nipples, I'm gonna lick your goofy clit after this >hheeeeeeeHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe >patrice's laugh subsides as he turns to louis >and as for you you dirty pale half nigger >quit trying to white out the white man, I need the white man, and I need him to be racist so that I can keep being racist in return >the room has calmed down now >solemn black faces look around and begin to shuffle out, hoping they won't get arrested on the walk home for dinduing nuffin >louis embraces patrice >you're right man, I'm sorry
>it's just, after your death, I went a little crazy from grief >I didn't know how to handle the loss of a black friend, so I turned to cucking >Eh, it's alright dude, just remember, I'll always be watching >every time anthony cumia goes off on some racist rant, or bobos zombie dick goes raging >I'll be there >bitch better have my money
here he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type BIG BLACK COCKS and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" cuck guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about cucks. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic cuck posting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "BIG BLACK COCKS" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
I saw Louis C.K. at a porn store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Cuck, cuck, cuck” and making thrusting motions with his hips. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen interracial cuckold movies in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the movies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each movie and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by talking in ebonics and asking her if likes the BBC and wants to ride the bull.
>"In this scene we wanted to establish an interracial connection while still being subtle. Here, you can see one of my bulls passing by a window, foreshadowing the eventual deflowering of the character's daughters by his massive ebony fuckstick. As you can see, I tried to look disinterested in this shot but the crease in my pants was telling a different story"
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