>yfw you live an honest life as a TV producer making millions

>>52785021

This is /tv/, it just has to FEEL true. All these guys would do it if they had the chance, so they assume he is doing it on a daily basis.

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>no evidence

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>>52785021
>no evidence

/r/ing the tweet me your tween feet pic.

>>52785021

We know you are the Yellow King Dan. Its okay you are among friends. We wont tell.

>>52785460
holy fuck i would PLOW that ass
just kidding shit waifu and i wouldnt leave my room anyways

requesting Dan Schneider nicknames

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Dan Schneider did nothing wrong. He dindu nuffin.

Nothing was ever proved. All those girls died in freak pelvis shattering skiing accidents. Mr Schneider's name has been cleared of all charges, you filthy goy.

>>52785588

Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider

Dan "Ride her then hide her" Schneider.

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>>52785588
Dan "Put the Chip Inside Her" Schneider

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Dan "one squeak and you're dead" Schneider

>>52785641
>>52785659

Don't call me that.

Dan "the clitoris biter" Schneider

>>52785738
Dan "The man who raped your daughter" Schneider

"Dirty" Dan "Cock Like A Beer Can" Schneider

>>52785588

Dan "the hymen divider" Schneider

>>52785813
Dan "because he can" Schneider

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>>52785021
https://vine.co/v/huevMA511Jl

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>>52785493

>>52785919
Dan "the sole diver" Schneider

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"I've never seen that dead girl in my trashcan!" Dan "I won't say another word without my lawyer!" Schneider

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His Dad was a "prominent Jewish lawyer" in Memphis according to this article:

http://www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/movies-and-tv/201403/dan-schneider-nickelodeon-tv-genius-ariana-grande-miranda-cosgrove

I'm still waiting for Sam and Cat to go all lesbian.

>>52786226
wow

>>52786257
filthy degenerate scum dog nasty filth.

>>52786226
HE IS A GOD
FUCKING BASED DAN

These threads make me lol like no other

Swiggety swariana. I'm coming for you, Ariana.

where are the feet pics?

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>>52786458

>>52785588
Dan "Dicken's Cider" Schneider

>>52786532
>no evidence

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>ftw icarly will never be your sex toy
based Dan. I envy him so much.

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>>52785021
>TV producer
>live an honest life

Dan "put a hot load in her pan" Schneider

>>52786532
it must be wonderful to be a footfag

Dan "my lawyers will pound you even harder" Schneider

>>52785588
Dan "The Man With The Plan To Touch Her Feet, Cunny, and Can Then Provide Her Hard Cider To Get Deep Down Inside Her" Schneider

>despite there being no evidence
nice subtle mocking you fat pedo bastard, but you'll slip up one day and then we'll see who is laughing.

so where do you guys think his secret stash of videos are located?

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>cucking potus himself in front of a camera
>you will never be this powerful

Dan "I swear she said she was fifteen" Schneider

"Dirty" Dan "The Man with the Plan" "Candy Land" "Get in my Van" Twelve Inch Span" "I Hate Sand" "Baby Lovin' Clan" "Ladies' Man" "Use your hand" "Vaginal Scan" "Wider Than" "Best Man" "Game Plan" " Panties in the Trash Can" "Chicks on my Catamaran" "Rough Rider" "Leg Divider" "Open Wider" "Came Inside Her" "Hang Glider" "Hard Cider" "Condom Hider" "Sting spider" "Cum provider" "Gang Bang Guider" "Supercollider" "Wang Dang Doodle Up the Piper Schneider

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>>52786588
obligatory

Dan "Get 'em before they get any older" Schneider

>you will never be a jew in hollywood with a secret prostitution ring

why do the jews get all the good stuff

>>52786858

idk man
in some univserse I'm a jewish executive in hollywood and can do all the fun stuff... but not here ;_;

>>52786817
>Those red eyes in the verge of crying

>>52786858
this. dream life

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>>52786858

they're G-d's chosen and it is our mission as goyim to serve them

>>52786817
>dat tears
>ive been seing this pic for monts and it still gets me every time
fucking Dan. just imagine all that footjobs...

>>52786419
Lol I love /tv/

>>52785588
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider

>>52785021
>implying it's one man
>implying it's not a group that would crush anyone who tries to speak out

actresses overdose all the time, they get into car accidents all the time. would you say anything if Dan the Man pointed to Amanda Bynes and said "this is what happens when you step out of line!"

>>52786419
dan/miranda threads are the best... so wild and funny

>tfw Cosgrove is a wreck mentally from taking Danny's bone-pressed 9" all these years

no wonder the USC stories keep coming out

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He can't keep getting away with it!

Requesting that picture of Dirty Dan with the caption "a coincidence".

Dan "Slam the Lamb" Schneider

>>52787137
Lol

>>52787091
>USC stories keep coming out
wth are you talking about? what's USC?

Dan "the sweaty feet sultan" Schneider

>>52785995
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL

DAN HYMEN DIVIDER SCHNEIDER CONFIRMED

>>52787250
Lol

>>52787291
Rumours from the Uni Miranda goes to that shes a dirty whore having orgy's all day erry day

Though it's just a /tv/ meme

>>52787291
some rumors that she banged the university of southern california football team. she's a film student there.

>>52786226
not even a footfag but dan is a genius

>>52787001
add Dan "Touchin' Minors" Schneider the list pls