I finally got to see this. It's tense sure and would have

>2000s babbys
>can't use their imaginations

>>52175110
watch:
the objective
resolution

ignore imdb scores

>>52175110
Being attacked by a witch aside, the absolute best way to survive when you get lost in the wilderness is to stay put. Don't relocate unless you have to.

>>52175179
this movie offered very little to the imagination, take off your nostalgia goggles
lovecraft also doesn't describe his monsters but you know they are so otherworldly anyway, here all we can hope for is a murderous ghost or a what, vengeful nature spirit? it's not very appealing of a supernatural entity

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>>52175271
I am convinced people who aren't scared of TBWP are incapable of empathy. I immediately felt like I was in the movie and dealing with pic related. Like when I used to go backpacking myself.

>>52175377
that's more of a personal connection then, not a global one

i've never went camping for instance

>>52175110
>Why is this not even a suggestion?

Actors didn't think of it. Remember, this was a shoestring production, not some carefully considered masterpiece.

It just would've had the same answer anyway, with them ending up in the same spot on the creek despite thinking they hadn't deviated. They can't escape the forest; that's the rule.

>>52175523
even so, i would try to bend the mechanics in the same situation (of course if i could keep my composure), start a fire for example, burn down the forest

>>52175110
i watched this right before going camping...
>bestideaever.jpeg

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

>>52175245
thats fucking stupid

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>>52175110
There's actually a pretty strong theory that they were actually displaced back in time several hundred years, which would explain why they couldn't find the road (it didn't exist) among other things, look it up, its quite a cool read

>>52175751
No, its not. It's standard survival knowledge.

Don't move unless you have to.

>>52175726
is that look because
>burning down an entire forest on a whim
or
>you can't simply start a fire that big
?
remember we are trying to survive and almost sureathat conventional methods won't work, some entity is altering our perception most likely

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>>52175802
Interesting! Never heard that theory.

Anyhoo OP, don't watch the sequel! Actually pretend it doesn't exist.

>>52175840
Its because starting a forest fire, while lost in said forest, is guaranteed to kill you. You dumbass.

>>52175818
Is that because of the expectation that a search party will find you by the time you run out of food/water/die of exposure?

thats a big risk, usually takes several days for a missing persons report to get filed, let alone float to the top of a police departments paper stack where they'll actually do something about

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LANSA_Flight_508

i realize this is a particularly extreme example but she would've been dead as shit if she didn't move

>>52175110
No amount of logic would have saved them once they had been completely entrapped by the witch though.
Besides weren't their reactions based on what the actors actually experienced at that time?

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>>52175631
>>52175840
You can stop posting now.

>>52175215
>Resolution
Goddamn. My nigga.

>>52175886
not really, you can cover around the creek

>>52175891
Its for several reasons:
1) you're easier to be found if you stay put (assuming people, and not witches, are looking for you.
2) you'll conserve energy and resources, avoid exhastion
3) you'll stay more calm and more likely to make smart decisions
4) less likely to get injured.

Again, assuming you have no reason to move. If you are dying of thirst and are positive water is nearby, go there. And then stay there.

If you are being chased by an animal, you should go away. Climb a tree unless its a bear or mountain lion.

>>52176000
I don't know if you're trolling. Forsest fires jump bodies of water routinely. Not to mention the smoke and lack of oxygen.

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>>52175110
don't forget about the food and water problems they'd be facing

>>52175891
Which is why the #1 surviva tactic, when going into the forest on purpose, anyway, is to tell at least one person where you are going and when you are expected back. If you miss your deadline, they call the authorities.

Don't remember if the kids in the movie told anybody.

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>>52176000
Smoke inhalation you fucking moron! Holy shit!

>>52176000
Regardless of the creek the heat and smoke will fucking destroy you.

>>52176034
hmm, i refuse to believe that would have a 100% kill rate in a sufficiently open space near a body of water, since the hot air rises stay close to the ground to breath idk
this is a last resort wr're talking about

>>52175882
>An attempt at an actual non-ff horror movie
>Heavy use of Blair Witch Project meta
Shit was terrible...
But the Wiccan chick was fucking cute

>>52175377

BWP fucked camping in woods for me. Last time I did it, heard footsteps everywhere, drumming sounds, faint subsonics. Lay awake with a fucking knife. I think there was an illegal rave with some fucked up people around.

BWP was a genuine terror back in the day.

>>52175110

They should have just gone east from the beginning. Don't remember which part of Maryland they were in but either way they'd eventually hit Baltimore, the bay, or the Atlantic Ocean in not much time.

>>52176147
Just stop

>>52176147
Forest fires are, on average, 1400 degrees at ground level and consume 100% of the oxygen.

I suppose you might survive if you got to an actual river (but then you won't be lost). That fucking creek would literally boil.

>>52176166
>Wiccan chick was fucking cute
>agreed was HAWT
>would ask /hc/ what to do

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>>52176166

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>>52176219
>BWP was a genuine terror back in the day.

too true

not to be a nostalgiafag but you really "had to be there" when it came out. Found Footage wasn't a thing, like at all, people went in to see this movie 100% expecting and believing that what they saw was truly a found recording. and it honestly is a WELL DONE found footage film at that, has believable characters, narrative, and it never encroaches on a realm of ridiculousness. Even the most fucked up stuff that happens could theoretically be explained by just people/animals out in the woods, instead of "The Witch"

caught this on TV on Halloween when I was real young and it fuuuucked me up for a few nights

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>>52176295
I like this guy

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>>52176324
Kinda liked that goth stereotype chick

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How to turn a terrifying situation into one that is terrifying AND horrifying:

burn down the forest

>>52176269
That's assuming you actually burn down the forest, which you suggested. Starting a controlled, safe, campfire would be a good idea.

I don't remember why they couldn't/didn't.

>>52176365
dat sum dank weed nigga

>>52176350
Nostalgiafag for me, too.

People complain that it was over hyped. I remember the exitstence of the website, but we had dialup....like everybody else.

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>>52176365
Kim Director was fucking gorgeous

>people who dont 'get' blair witch

nothing more pleb

>>52176431
There is. The people who get mad at the movie for not actually showing the witch.

>>52176350

Yep, I saw it on TV a while after release in the UK, and I was fucking scared even then. I wasn't sure if the scares were humans pretending to be the witch, or the witch. Fuck man, tents in woods are horrible. You're just helpless and blind.

>>52176453
I liked that it's not shown
but I would like more of weird stuff like that blue slime on Josh's bag

>>52176255
But the witch put them in a loop.

>>52176423
name of this movie
for research

I liked that there wasn't any sex in this one.

Two men and one woman in the forest. Seems like sex is inevitable? No, and it liked that.

>>52176535
Inside Man.
It's actually a good movie.

>>52176350
Rented it on VHS when I was 16. So well done.
I remember thinking the found footage (at the time touted as the new "Horror Mockumentary" genre) would be what brings horror back to life.

Ironic, given that found footage has single handlely killed horror.

>>52176453
Its a common complaint.. And that's why I post >>52175179

>>52176544
This.
They didn't break the immersion and tension with romantic subplots and other cliche shit.

>>52176552
the research will begin shortly thanks

>>52176582
Not directly related to BWP, but something which really surprised me was the people who watched The Borderlands and didn't get the ending.
How is that even possible? Just because nothing jumps at the screen people are unable to put 1 and 1 together.

>>52176567
Every horror trend kills horror

>>52175882
I honestly liked the sequel, but I accept that some people think it's shit.

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>>52176617
>2015
>research

>>52175377

Last time I took a hike, I got caught in a freak blizzard and discovered a graveyard that I had no clue even existed in my area.

Needless to say, I wasn't trapped there by a supernatural force, but still, I was scared enough to make mental comparisons to the Blair Witch Project.

Being lost in the woods is the worst feeling in the world, honestly.

>>52176645
The Borderlands was so damned good.
Had all of the things that found footage deems unimportant:
>legitimately good acting
>a well thought out, coherent story
>a constant build in tension
>reliance on jump scares to add to the mood, not dominate it
>a claustrophobic final act that stays with you

>>52176647
Well, yeah, I see what you're saying.
I'm making this statement looking at the last 10 or so years in horror.

>>52175802
link to that theory?

>>52176668
I only tried to go backpacking by myself once, and it was only like a mile fromu house. I couldn't do it.

>>52175110
>Try to come up with solutions using logic!

But you just said:

>I get that tiredness, hunger and whatnot psychological effects will impair your judgement

You answered your own question. It's easy for the audience member from the comfort of their chair to come up with solutions with a clear head but maybe not for the characters actually in the situation.

>>52176645
Well, that's retarded.
The priest flat out explains that it's
the bowels of the Devil.

I also liked how As Above, So Below uses similar lore.

>>52176714
For me it's one of the best horror movies I've seen. FF actually always has the potential to be something good, but most of the time only hacks attempt it and it becomes atrocious.

>>52176767
I used to go hiking alone all the time, but ever since that incident (and the fact that last year there was a mysterious animal killing pets in houses close to the woods) I've pretty much given up on it.

>>52176552
>movie
>not Joint

>Then how about following the creek for a while. Surely that will get you to some human settlement.

That might not be the case at all. It was just a very small creek in a forest.

>>52176868
We lived at the edge of a forest and it had "mountain men" in it. Homeless guys who camped in the woods. Their camps were so disgusting.

Anyway, I set up camp and then went home for dinner (lel). When I got back, some hobo had messed with all my shit. I didn't sleep there that night. Day hikes are ok.

>WHY DIDN'T THEY ACT RATIONALLY IN AN INCREDIBLY STRESSFUL AND FEAR-INDUCING SITUATION?

>>52176849
Agreed.
>The Tunnel
>As Above So Below
>Resolution
>The Borderlands
>The Poughkepsie Tapes
All great for ff horror.

A few "decent" ones are
>Afflicted
>The Last Exorcism
>V/H/S
>[REC] (original)

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>>52176767
Shit would freak me out hiking alone. With a few friends you have a little more confidence, but man I envy those who have the balls to go out alone.

>>52176938
Yeah, we get those too, except they aren't so much "mountain men" as they are "heroin junkies". They operate like a small pack of zombies and the fact that they survive the harsh winters in a semi-burned mansion deep in the forest reminds me of the Resident Evil remake.

>>52177030
>>52176938
At least you don't have Mi-go.

>>52177006
Resolution wasn't found footage was it? You mean the movie with the drug addict being kept in the cabin with the meta shit?

>>52176647
I hate how everyone bashes the "torture porn" trend for briefly taking over the horror genre back in the 2000s. What the fuck are people talking about? We had the Saw movies, Hostel trilogy...and what? Captivity I guess, but I don't think that was mainstream. We had Martyrs but again, that didn't get a wide release. We also had movies like Splinter, Slither, Hatchet, Descent, House of the Devil, Innkeepers, Haunting in Connecticut, Drag Me To Hell, Unborn, My Bloody Valentine, Eden Lake, Strangers, Cloverfield, Boogeyman, 1408, Cry Wolf. I named you four so-called "torture porn" movies, two of which weren't exactly mainstream and a bunch of mainstream horrors that aren't torture porn.

The quality of these movies are irrelevant, the significance of these movies are the sub-genre of horror they fit into...which isn't torture porn.

So-called "torture porn" isn't what killed the horror genre. It's these shitty low budget haunted house / exorcism movies which we have Paranormal Teeny Bopper-Plebtivity to thank. Nowadays we can rave about such classics like Devil's Due, Quiet Ones, Last Exorcism 2, Devil Inside, Annabelle, Deliver Us From Evil, Oculus, Mama, The Apparition, The Possession and Paranormal Activity. Then the horrors that provide some actual variety such as I Spit On Your Grave 2, Curse of Chucky, VHS, Would You Rather, Maniac remake, Wrong Turn 6, Stage Fright, 13 Sins remake, Dead Snow 2, Wolf Creek 2 get pushed aside for direct-to-DVD releases (with a few exceptions like Texas Chainsaw 3D, Carrie remake, Purge, Evil Dead, You're Next).

>>52177071
Yeah, that one.
My mistake; was thinking of one thing while typing another.
What I meant was:
>Lake Mungo
More along the lines of an investigative ff horror, like Poughkepsie Tapes

>>52177092
Torture porn has been a thing for years, I don't know why people got their panties in a bunch over Hostel and Saw, which were fucking tame compared to some of the 70s and 80s torture films.

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>>52177067
Quality Lovecraftian reference, bretheren

>>52177092
Trillions of straight to DVD torture porn movies also came out and in general it encouraged more and more movies trying to abse themsevles on gruesome imagery.

>>52177166
Those movies were not a phenomenon. Today too you can find some extremely sick movies (which are more obscure than Serbian) but they are for a niche audience who honestly should have their heads examined.

>>52177166
>I don't know why people got their panties in a bunch over Hostel and Saw, which were fucking tame compared to some of the 70s and 80s torture films.
People weren't getting mad about the violent content of the movies, they were getting pissed because they've somehow convinced themselves the horror genre was completely taken over by the torture porn sub-genre throughout 2004-2010 until their beloved Paranormal Activity ended the shitty torture porn age of horror and begun the golden age.

>>52176920
they saw people fishing on some creek or river on the way, i assumed that the two connects at some point

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>when i was in my teens i used to go for walks in the deep woods near my house (i live in a pretty rural area of US woodland)
>never got scared
>took the same walk a couple weeks ago
>was raining lightly with a HEAVY fog
>basically untouched woods
>fucking terrifying
>turned back after less than a mile

ahh the ignorance of youth

>>52177234
>Trillions of straight to DVD torture porn movies also came out and in general it encouraged more and more movies trying to abse themsevles on gruesome imagery.
Yes but I'm trying to REK the tards who always moan about how the torture porn sub-genre completely took over the horror genre throughout 2004 - 2010 when, as my post demonstrated, it hadn't at all, in fact, 2004 - 2010 was a bretty good period for horror, it had a wide variety. Nowadays though the only horror movies you'll get to see on the big screen would be garbage like Paranormal Activity 28.

>>52177354
Pontypool, Session 9, and The Perfect Host were pretty good recent horror films.

But then again, I'm pretty sure none of them made it to theaters.

>>52177420
>But then again, I'm pretty sure none of them made it to theaters.
You would be correct, which is why I didn't include them.

>>52177006
>The Tunnel
great example of found footage

>Poughkepsie Tapes

legitimately scary. one of the very few films to make me scared. not because of the weird shit, but the escalation from stalking to extreme sadism made it feel so real. just gradual abandon of morals to sate some weird desire. 2spooky

>>52175110
>would have liked it if the supernatural elements were more bizzare
That's exactly why I liked it, though. Every found footage movie with a ghost flying through the wall, or some demon, or other bullshit that clearly can't happen takes me out of the movie. Found footage is supposed to be believable, and when someone flies around possessed I think "Oh, right. This isn't real. This is a movie and those are special effects." With Blair Witch Project, nothing overtly supernatural happens, so you have a much easier time believing everything.

>>52177453
>>Poughkepsie Tapes
Although a lot of the interviews with the supposed cops or experts were bretty hokey I thought every scene with the killer was magical. Whoever played him was great, also, dem sound effects in the neck stabbing scene.

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

>>52177453
>Poughkepsie Tapes
It's such a surreal transformation. It begins with that 80's style investigative documentary, and just gets darker & darker.

This and Lake Mungo have that effect on me no other horror could achieve. Oddly enough, both films tend to be rather divisive.

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

>>52176094
>Don't remember if the kids in the movie told anybody.
I'm fairly certain they did. There was talk of people wondering where they were, having to get the camera back, etc. I'm sure they had people they were living with or friends with know where they were or when they'd be back. At least one of those people (friends, family, college faculty) would call the police.

>>52177004
seriously, is op retarded?
also it was implied that there was supernatural elements to the forest so that changes things a bit

>>52176376

underrated post

>>52176377
They couldn't because
a) It was raining a lot
and
b) They're college kids. Most people don't know how to start a fire.

MacReady in The Thing is the only person in a horror film I've seen who tends to make the right decision in every case.

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest
What could possibly go wrong.

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Can burn down the forest be a thing?

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

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I hated how fucking irritable everyone was, even from the very start. You'd have to be a real piece of shit person to always have the attitude these people had. I think they should have paced everyone's anger a little better.

Also everyone wandering around the forest getting lost was more stressful and annoying than scary or intense.

Loved dat ending though, almost made up for the rest of the movie. One of the only scenes in a movie that legitimately spooped me in a way other than just shock value.

Overall 6/10

>>52176505
nigga a dude had his teeth ripped out, wrapped in a torn piece of his flannel shirt, and wrapped around a bunch of sticks

if that didn't unnerve you with its sheer simplicity yet horrific implications, you might be a lame

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest
>"How to tell if Anon has never been outside: the post."

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>>52175631
>We're low on food, lost, and tired as shit
>LET'S BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN!

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BURN DOWN THE FOREST

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

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>>52175631
>13 Year Old Boy: The Post

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest
Smokey gonna be pissed

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>>52175631
>(of course if i could keep my composure), start a fire for example, burn down the forest

Yeah, you sound like the real composed type.

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>burn down the forest

new meme 2015

>>52178014

so beautiful

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>>52175631
How does it feel to be one of the stupidest posters of the new year?

>>52178014
>>52178014
i'd burn down her forest

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IT'S OVER, BANEPOSTING IS FINISHED
LONG LIVE BURN DOWN THE FOREST

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>>52178117
you are the reason we can't have nice things

>>52178227
I don't know, I think the kid who wants to burn down the Forrest is worse.

>>52178294
not even close

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>>52178206

dat flame red hair

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>>52175631
50% of me wants to say "goddamn that is the stupidest thing ive ever heard" but the other 50 is saying "good lord that is absolutely beautiful"

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>>52178062

Smokey's ded man.

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>>52177854
Anything can be a thing anon

>>52178373

John Turturro should play this guy.

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>>52178369
>redhead
>is worth it

>>52178203
pretty good actually
i've been getting the attention i've never had from 4chan in the last couple of days

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

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BURN?

>>52178207

Overrun forest fire fighters found footage when?

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>>52178665
ED

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>Oh hey, Blair Witch thread!
>Nope, it's a thread about arson.

>>52178763
pls source

>>52175631

you realise of course that burning down a forest you are LOST IN would be suicidal?

>>52178745

this could actually be pretty tense if done correctly, fires are horrifying and humans have an instinctual fear of them that could be abused with the right direction/cinemtography

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>>52178665

pls no

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>>52178763

literally /sp/: the thread

whatup bros

>>52178832
sorry forgot how newfaggy of me
younglegalporn guerlain posh kitten

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

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>>52178888

Somebody can steal it, I'm too apathetic.

Remember those eight US guys burned under their fire shields? That's the end.

It's probably too much for people to take though. Fire, fuck, it really hurts.

>>52178949

aayy

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>>52175631

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>>52175631
The Ferguson approach.

I like it.

Reminder to report >>52175631 to http://www.bushfirearson.gov.au/Pages/default.aspx

Starting fires is never a joke.

>>52177891
The chick was a huge bitch in real life. That fucked up the movie somewhat.

>>52175631
I came here to shitpost and feel like I'm being part of something new. I feel proud of myself for watching how a new maymay is born.

>>52175271
I saw the movie for the first time a year ago and I think it's silly to criticise the way the characters are acting. They're behaving very realistically by all accounts. This is how people get fucked in the wilderness. Literally just use your imagination to fill in the blanks.

>>52179103
>.au

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

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>>52175726
I would just like to personally thank this perceptive anon for being the first one in this thread to find and prospect the gold mine

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>>52179226
i claim that for myself

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>>52179266
Fuck you nigga. Why don't you go burn down a forest?

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>>52179226
I was the second one. I feel like the guy who threw gasoline on the forest fire. Father forgive me for I have sinned.

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

BRAVO ANON

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

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>>52179319
PC superior to cell phone user

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>>52175631

>burn down the forest

I assume someone's already working on a screencap?

>>52179414
I'm the first >burn down the forest, and I've only done one, but....44 posters, 155 posts.

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

too soon?

>>52179365

>>52179191
You couldn't already tell by "bushfire"?

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>>52179455
i've always wanted a jpeg of a million people saying "burn down the forest"
>>52179475
>>52177998

>>52179479
Dumb thunderstealer

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

>>52179558
But the rest of /tv/ has to know about this epic new meme

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>>52179599
the rest of the world needs to know of this new meme

>>52179680
Screencap and post it on Time Square for all to see

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>>52175631
>burn down the forrest

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>>52179741
good

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest
Dumbest poster of 2015 so far

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>>52175631
here's my shit image

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>>52175631

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

>>52178798
I can't stop laughing at this post

>>52180158
good GOOD

>>52179103
your post is the only one that's more ridiculous than the guy suggesting to burn down the forest

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>>52175631
>burning down the forest

>>52180158
not bad at all
nice work

>>52180158
Pretty good, I'd rather there be context for the thread, but pretty good. 8.5 forest fires out of 10.

>>52175726
>>52177541
>1 hour between reply posts
false flag detected

>>52180370
more like cucking down the forest amirite

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>>52180158

thank you for featuring my 2001 gif, which is carefully composed so that he's looking at the post number in one frame.

I can see how if you lived in the city all your life, Blair wouldn't be scary because nothing makes much sense. But getting lost in the woods is a very easy thing to do, it happens to experienced hikers all the time.

>>52180158
Yes, yes, the fire rises !

>>52179079
The what

>>52180505

How easy is it to accidentally burn down the forest?

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>>52175631
Burning this forest... with no survivors!

>>52180610
kekm8

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Heard the ending is shitty but the trailer looks and sounds creepy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoyBZ87F94U

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>>52180610
Have we started the fire?

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>>52180610

9.5 forest fires/10

>>52180601
Depends. Forest fires are not common in the east. We get them in Colorado most summers. Droughts are guaranteed forest fires. 2012 and 2013 were awful. They get started by lightning, cigarette butts, arsonists, tow chains, hot mufflers.

>>52180624
This is THE first ff. These guys are kicking their own asses over the popularity of TBWP.

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>>52175631

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>>52180629
For you

>>52180601
Califag here. I started three fires by accident this morning.

>>52180709
>They get started by lightning, cigarette butts, arsonists, tow chains, hot mufflers....people suffering unexplained witch harassment.

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>>52175631
the fire has risen my brothers!

>>52180842
kek

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>>52175631
>burn down the forest

>>52175631
My favorite part is how he assures he'll maintain composure while he burns everything around him.

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>>52180709
>hot mufflers

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>>52175631
IS THIS THE BIRTH OF A NEW EPIK MEME?

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>>52180797

It could happen to anyone anon.

>>52180842
More like
>composed anons using their intellect to survive a witch attack

>>52175631
Some people just want to watch the forest burn.

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>>52175631
>mfw i burn down the forest

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I'm so glad this is still up
Watched resolution meanwhile as suggested here >>52175215
and guess what happens at the end
they burn down the house

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Ayyy

>>52181050
>moyes

>>52175631
somebody get this hot forest out of here

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>>52180961

It should be, it's so self assured yet utterly retarded.

>he outsmarted the writers by burning himself to death

>>52176324
dat tumtum

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BURN?

>>52181288
let's see you outsmart a forest witch without burning her forest down

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Screencap v2.

The question is can we reach 300 posts before this thread 404s?

>>52181497
this is quite good
excellent work

>>52180624
dat narrator's tone of voice in that movie

>>52181529
The answer is yes, but we will need to keep our composure

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>>52181583
Oh you.

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>>52181497

yes

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>>52181346

I'd ask her out, she'd soon be gone.

>>52181497
nice job anon, I'm shit at making images

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>>52181760
>yfw Antichrist is a prequel to the Blair Witch Project

>>52181794
But they didn't burn the forest down.

>>52181830
They couldn't keep their composure, rewatch the movie it's made pretty clear

>>52178207
THE FIRE RISES

op if you're still here go watch I Can See You

>>52182044
He can't. he got too embarrassed and then head to go burn something down to alleviate his shame

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>all that begging

And he could have just burned the forest.

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>>52182085
Oh, I think you'll find him quite composed

>>52175631
It's your complete self confidence that made the post. Let's hope for the safety of the forests near you that you never feel scared when you're taking a walk.

>>52182256

Beautiful, LA gib burning forest movies pls.