Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there
The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap
When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash
After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear
Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name
>foryule.jpg
kek. ok OP, you've done it, congratulations
>>51765180
10/10
“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder
Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be
But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored
So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Except the janitor
>>51765180
my fucking sides, especially at the file name
Great thread OP.
This is top kek
Made me giggle m8
>that ending
medium lel
Toasting in epic bread
DAT FILENAME
>>51765180
epic, simply epic
mods pls sticky
Fucking lol
10/10
>>51765463
Who/what are those disgusting creatures?
Posting in a BANE? THread
>>51765544
They're called jews.
>tfw Bane ruining my Christmas
>tfw a hothead now
>>51765562
They work for the mercenary
>>51765562
Gross
>>51765180
This is not OC. This is a collection of posts from the original bigguyforyule thread which the janitor should have fucking stickied.
You're doing gods work, OP.
I like it.
You don't get to bring presents.
These are not my presents!
>>51765544
You may know the shorter jew from this video
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY
When down in the basement the custodian arose
He sprang from his sleep still wearing his shit covered clothes
Away to the computer, he waddled in a flash
Huffing and puffing and scratching his rash
The board was filled with festive spirit and cheer
But janitor could only scoff and sneer
From all sides of the board they started to bloom
as the miserly custodian started to fume
With a sip of his dew, and a hand on his dick,
He knew in a moment the thread must go quick
More rapid than ever his fingers they came,
And he splattered, and slammed, and deleted them with aim
"Now baneposters! now, cunnyspammer! now, fun and Christmas joy!
On, shitposts! On, funposts! this board isn’t a toy!
To the top of the thread! to the top of the board!
Now dash away fun! Dash away! Dash away all!"
>>51765745
you just mad u didn't think of it
>>51765463
wut
Is this the same guy as the one in that image?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ
>>51766095
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my reindeers, Rudolph here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my sleigh!
Tell why this isn't the /tv/ sticky for Christmas?
Quality thread OP
>>51766107
I bet you're an amerifat
>muh batman memes xD
Nothing says Christmas like the janitors getting #rekt
>>51766271
The fire rises (all the way up to your head)
>>51765463
WHO THE FUCK AH YOU?
>>51766095
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFzl0_Qeb84
I feel like I should hate bane posting, but I just can't.
>>51766545
that's because it's way more creative than just posting "ayy lmao" or some other shit meme
It reinvents itself every few weeks.
BANEPOSTING WILL NEVER DIE
Flight plans ring, are you listening
In a plane, fire is rising
A beautiful crash
No survivors at last
Finally got to do my master plan
>>51766545
It's because it's the best thing this board has made. It can adapt to everything, it isn't used to make others feel like shit, it's not racist, it gives a fuck about sexuality, it doesn't care about jews, it ignores movie genres, and it brings us all closer to each other for infinite rounds of fun and joy. It's the best face this board has to offer.
>>51766095
And then, in a twinkling, I saw on the page
Posts of laughter and delight that would make janitor rage
As I scrolled with the mouse, the board filling with fun
Up the threads came and I knew Christmas had won
They were full of Bane, from their head to their foot,
And instead of going they all stayed put
Too shocked jani had been that he’d flung on his back,
And he couldn’t get up, not even for a snack
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn down in a frown
And the beard of his chin was a dirt covered brown
The hotpocket he held tight in his teeth,
And the grease it encircled his face like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a big round belly,
That wobbled when he cried, like a bowlful of jelly!
He was chubby and plump, a right sad state,
And I laughed when I saw him, and said fuck off mate!
A tear from his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg&feature=player_detailpage#t=437
The fire rises
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE WORKSHOP LISTS DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER, VIXEN, CUPID, COMET, DONNER AND BLITZEN BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!!!!
FIRST ONE WITH A NOSE SO BRIGHT GETS TO GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT!!!
>>51765180
Along what song should I read this?
>>51766819
Uh... you don't get to bring Rudolph.
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, DR PAVEL SPOKE TO ME!
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A RED-NOSED REINDEER
>>51766881
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent for you:
12 Pilots Flying
Eleven Hotheads Piping
Ten Mercenaries a Leaping
Nine actors cucking
Eight Nolans Milking
Seven fires a rising
Six planes a crashing
Five Gillen Belts
Four CIA's
Three Russian Pavels
Two masked men
And a big guy for you!
Have a holly, jolly Pavel
It's the best prize of the year
>>51766849
along with the noise of your mom being fucked
Flying through the air
In a one door open plane
O'er the fields we go
Interrogating all the way
>>51765180
Holy shit this thread! my sides have left the ethereal plane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ciq0ezZv1I
>>51767025
PLANE?
>>51766960
>eight nolans milking
true patrician
>>51766849
Guille's theme.
O Christmas Bane! O Christmas Bane!
Thy fires are so rising;
O Christmas Bane! O Christmas Bane!
Thy planes are also crashing;
Not only big guys when Bane's here,
But also when 'tis hot and fiery.
O Christmas Bane! O Christmas Bane!
Thy fires are so rising!
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would eat cookies before throwing himself down a chimney...
>>51765180
>>51765331
>>51766095
>>51766658
>>51766680
>>51766712
>>51766960
>>51767021
I pray I don't live to see baneposting die
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Masketta Man laid an egg
CIA fucked up his deal
and Bane crashed his plane
AND A BIG GUY IN A BANE TREE!
>>51767211
10/10
woah hey guys, I'm EB
>calls it BANEposting
>mostly about CIA
fuck this board
>>51767421
They were originally called For You threads.
>>51766680
You're a big guy.
Posting in epic may may
>>51767421
They are like yin yang. One cannot be withourt the other.
The origin began with Bane than it evolved to Bane ansd Bill Wilsons romantic subplot
merry christmas also bane
>>51767538
may maying in an ebin post bread
MAINE?
>>51767614
It all makes sense now, CIA survived the plane crash, changed his identity and became Stephen King.
Look at the Banes! Look at the Banes!
>>51767408
Copy that.
>>51767499
For your dubs.
>>51766591
baneposting IS /tv/
I BROUGHT THESE GIFTS FOR YOU HERE ON MY PLANE
>>51767822
>>51766680
Spot on.
the meme that keeps on giving
>Congratulations Anon, and enjoy your grand prize. A life time supply of Bane posting.
>Just hook it to my veins!
One of the reasons why I'm not going back to reddit.My sides are autonomous.
May I inform you that all of you won the internets... and a pack of bacon.
>>51766233
Someone get this hothead out of here!Nice dubs, though
Tell me about Bane...What does he want for Christmas?
>>51768253
a new mask cia-kun
>>51768253
A big guy, by the fire, as they both watch it rise
>>51766712
I went away for a bit and didn't finish this...
He cried for some help, to get back to his board,
And delete all the threads, for no monetary reward
But no help came, and he was stuck in that cellar
Just lying there alone, the chubby basement dweller
Now I sprang to my thread, to post another verse
As the janitor still lay there, the smell getting worse
So I can post this last line, and mock the janitor’s plight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
>>51768253
bout tree fiddymegatons
>>51768253
TO BREAK THE BAT
>>51768253
AquaStrike Batman action figure and the Ninja Fury adventure playset
>>51767138
"But also when 'tis hot and fiery" should be replaced with "For now is not the time for fear"
>>51765331
>Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Best single line
>>51766819
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A FLYING REINDEER
I don't think I'll ever get sick of baneposting
>>51766785
9/10
(You're a) Big Guy > The Fire Rises ~ Too Big For You > Hothead
>>51766194
Janitors with heads hotter than their pockets.
>>51770062
>hotheads
>hotpockets
How the fuck did I not notice that until now?
chestnuts roasting on a rising fire...
>>51770062
>>51770482
Is this the rising of a new fire?
>>51768190
That's more Gamefaqs than Reddit.
the CIA
BANE
BANE BANE CIA
hot HEAD HOT HEAD HEAD cia
somebody get this PAVEL off my MASK
>>51765180
>>51765180
>>51765331
>>51766095
>>51766712
>>51768813
I wish I still have my folder anon, I have so mani faces right now
Flying through the air
In a one door open plane
O'er the fields we go
Interrogating all the way
>>51768842
underrated post
>>51765180
I'd just like to wish a merry Christmas to /tv/, the biggest guys I know.
It was quarter of dawn. All the big guys on /fit/,
All the baneposters still masked, when he packed up his shit,
Packed it with their macros, their posts, their memes,
Their CIA’s and Maskettas, their planes and their schemes!
Ten thousand posts dowm, to page 15,
He rode with his load for the board he would clean.
"Fuck off to you Baneposters!" he was faggedly humming.
"They're finding out now that no Baneposting is coming!
They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
Their keyboards will stay silent a minute or two
Then the Baneposters down in /tv/ will all post boo-hoo!
That's a sight," grinned the Hothead, "that must be seen!"
He paused, and the Hothead put his eyes to his screen.
And he did see a sight rising over the threads.
It started in low, then began to be read.
But this sight wasn't sad!
Why, this sight looked glad!
Every Baneposter down in /tv/, the big and the small,
Was baneposting without any threads at all!
He hadn't stopped baneposting from coming! It came!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Hothead, with his Hothead head fire-hot in the sky,
Stood puzzling and puzzling. "I don‘t understand why!”
It came without OC! It came without planes!
It came without CIA, masketta, or banes!"
He shitposted and posted till his fingers were sore.
Then the Hothead thought of something he hadn't before.
Maybe Baneposting, he thought, isn‘t just a meme.
Maybe Baneposting, perhaps, is more than it seems!
And what happened then? Well, in /tv/ they say
That the Hothead’s small guy grew three sizes that day!
>>51766680
spot on
it feeds itself off Nolan's terrible directing and the internet hype machine.
>mfw the fire rises once again
Best thread in months
>>51766680
>it isn't used to make others feel like shit
Reddit didn't like the Tom Hardy AMA though
>>51770844
This is great, I realized it was the Grinch while I was reading
Really, I'm saving this
10/10
>>51770998
>it feeds itself off Nolan's terrible directing
Except Nolan is a fantastic director. He is likely the best person currently active, just look at how his movies are received.
>>51770844
>>51770844
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside
>>51770844
perfect
>>51766960
Ten Mercs a Leaping
>>51771036
Yeah, but nobody was hurt by it. At the end of the day it was just a harmless prank. Remember when 4chan used to do harmless pranks, rather than trying to get people to kill themselves?
>>51771343
>Remember when 4chan used to do harmless pranks, rather than trying to get people to kill themselves?
Me neither
>>51771343
>Yeah, but nobody was hurt by it. At the end of the day it was just a harmless prank. Remember when 4chan used to do harmless pranks, rather than trying to get people to kill themselves?
You have it backwards, my fellow alien :^)
>>51766712
>>51768813
Janitor BTFO
>>51772211
>>51771343
No I don't remember that.
>>51771036
We make reddit butthurt just by existing. It goes both ways too.
>>51772211
At least he didn't delete it.
DR. SANTA REFUSED OUR COOKIES IN FAVOR OF YOURS
WE HAD TO FIND OUT WHAT HE BROUGHT YOU
>>51767053
Oh god my sides are flying with the eagles
>>51772284
HE WORKS FOR SAINT NICHOLAS, THE FAT MAN
>>51770482
The Hotpocketta Man
Someone needs to vocaroo all these.
Posting this for you. What do you think?
Every anon down in /tv/ liked Baneposting a lot. But the mods who lives north of /tv/ did not!
The mods hated Baneposting! The whole bloody meme, now please don't ask why, nobody knows the reason.
>>51772519
>Agent Name: Seeiyay
>Code Name: CIA
>>51772551
>Rhyming meme with reason
Jesus, my ears.
>>51772519
>tfw same birthday as CIA
Baneposting is dead, they say.
Screencap where?
>>51772519
If cia is so skilled why did he get wrecked by bane?
>>51772519
Specialist Fields should include "sleight of hand"
>>51772519
>Alias: Slade
>Wilson
>Slade Wilson
Ah shit.
>>51772776
Damn you're right. I'll think about revising it one of these days.
there arent enough women on /tv/ to get these carols sung properly in time for christmas
>>51772868
There are enough it's just they all sound like shit and you'd hear one of their 6 cats meowing in the background.
>>51772735
This should answer your question.
has /tv/ ever done a musical?
>>51772973
No we're not /lgbt/
>>51772519
CIA sucks ass at CQC
Threads like these make me regret Chanarchive no longer being a thing.
>>51773045
https://archive.moe/tv/thread/51765180
>>51773026
See >>51772930
Only against Bane, since Bane is stronger. Also, check CIA's moves before he gets hit.
>>51765180
>>51765331
Bravo, Anon. Bravo.
>foryule.jpg
>my sides
>>51773023
I just meant like a /tv/ sings
But okay
>>51773093
While I appreciate that the old layout from Chanarchive was superior. One could vote/favorite the threads worthy of mention, request others be archived and browse other favorited threads. It was a great way to trim the fat and glimpse at quality board content without having to wade through a bunch of shit like you have to with moe/foolz.
>>51772973
https://maskettaman.bandcamp.com/
>>51773162
That's tumblr shit that's quarantined in /a/ and /co/.
>>51772735
Getting "beaten" by Bane was part of his plan. He survived the plane crash and went undercover.
/b/ use to do it and there was /v/ the musical
>>51773230
/fit/ does lots of stuff and still does too
>>51773173
I didn't hear any singing. I just heard memes on a loop.
>>51773268
Only one of those songs has samples from the movie.
>>51772735
Bane was a big guy... for him.
>>51773230
I remember a thread on /b/ where OP rolled the number so he had to sing every word in the thread.
He actually delivered. It was glorious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzOLF0F77d4&list=UUAMRXh-zVO-tyIxAq-Lia3w
>>51773419
cheers anon, get the others too please.
>>51773471
yeah, get them, i'm bored
>>51770844
Toppest of kekes.I read it in Jim Carey's "Grinch" voiceIt was rewarding
MODS
MODS
MODS
STICKY
THIS
NOW
STICKY
THIS
NOW
You don't get to bring friends this christmas
Even if they're not yours, lad
I don't care about their charges
Why would I want them, Barsad?
You can get them in your plane
Because these men work for Bane
"Bane? Is that really true?"
"Aye, CIA: they are now... For you!"
I have just filed my flight plan
What's the catch? Only one of you
That knows how to talk can fly here
Safely in the air: it's true!
I just want to know who paid
To grab Pavel: was it Bane?
Answer me, man with hood!
Or you will not fly... so good!
>>51773339
My sides hurt
>>51773793
points for trying.
>>51772735
>If cia is so skilled why did he get wrecked by bane?
CIA is a super villain master ninja trained by Ra's Al-Ghul and was so good he got to fuck the big boss super ninja's daughter.
>>51766233
You got me
>>51765180
Christmas card when?
>>51766513
Great text but shit reading.
>>51773938
Hella lot more Baneposting
Smug pepe
Star Wars/Sheev/Boyoga
Guardians of the Galaxy
The money to buy a ticket
Kinda hard to remember the memes from the first few months
>>51774054
The newest one is saying "Hackson" or any variation of that
>>51774054
don't forget cucking
>>51774090
I think you're forgetting the present /pol/ gave us.
CUCK
>>51765883
Hello Enel
>>51766095
Topmost kek
>>51774120
They gave that to /v/ and /tv/
Assholes
Do you guys think Nolan knows what a mockery TDKR has become with threads like these?
>>51774324
>mockery
more like object of worship
>>51771253
Much better, thank you Aziz
>>51766233
>>51767937
>>51774314
That guy was so weird. He doesn't have a torso but has a nose to compensate
This is the true meaning of Christmas.
The original festive bane thread: https://archive.moe/tv/thread/51759298/
>>51773768
we had a 200 reply christmas bane thread earlier when the FREElance janitor started deleting everything
Such a lonely guy
>>51774480
it was a big thread
i came up with "for yule" btw
>>51774533
>implying he and CIA didn't own that party
>>51774586
Where can I get a CIA costume? Or do I have to make mine custom?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XytYVHpuo4
>>51774618
Macy's or Kohls
>>51774054
Shooting at God and a few others from True Detective
>>51774618
I'll sell it to you for about 3.50$.
>>51774090
Hackson isn't new.
>>51774637
you're a sperg guy
>>51774637
Is this you? You sound really mad and partially retarded.
>>51774649
>>51774694
Where can I find listings? Do I have to order it online or go to the store? The costume party is in January so I want to hurry.
>>51774637
xD lel
>>51774769
You can find everything but the gun at your local walmart, and if you're American you can even find the gun there!
>>51767697
Can someone make a gif of this with his head becoming redder
>>51774637
Mad as fuck.
>>51774637
I can't find a fitting enough reaction image in response to that post.
>>51774637
You're a hotheaded guy
>>51774809
I'll try to sway mymomto take me there one of these days. I don't have a car or a driver's license btw.
Hotheads roasting over an open fire
MODS PLS STICKY
>>51774637
This is great.
>>51774637
this is how hotheads get away with shitposting these days?
>St. Nick refused our cookies in favor of yours, we needed to find out what list we were on
NOTHING!! YOU GET NOTHING!!!
>>51774637
>>51774637
You sound like Mr. Mackey had a gay love child with Barney.