He's too high up, he even cucked the first black president.
Dan 'makes them scream like a town cryer' Schneider
Dan 'better put your daughters panties in the dryer' Schneider
Dan 'if you tell them what I did we will call you a liar' Schneider
Dan 'leaves their pussies burning like a fire' Schneider
Dan 'prepubescent girls admirer' Schneider
Dan 'they were all virgins prior' Schneider
Dan 'teen starlet aborted fetus sire' Schneider
Dan 'likes them so short they belong in the shire' Schneider
Dan 'from allegations of pedophilia I'll never perspire' Schneider
Dan 'don't expose pedowood because I know guns for hire' Schneider
Dan 'the statutory rapist' Schneider
Dan 'all inside her' Schneider
Dan 'The Coke Can' Schneider
Dan 'Rough Rider' Schneider
Dan 'The Little Sister Fister' Schneider
Dan 'Suck harder' Schneider
Dan 'Get in my van' Schneider
Dan 'The Man' Schneider
Dan 'Open wider' Schneider
'Dirty' Dan Schneider
"The Ghost of USC"... Fucking Dan has her first. So lucky.
>tfw a drunk horde of horny frat boys are smashing her wasted creamy body right now while you fap to a pic of her.
Kill me now…
can't you guys recognize him for the talented individual as he is
Dan is a saint. How dare you even suggest he has done anything wrong!
Dan is one of the nicest guys on the planet and you're all making him a monster!
>when will it end
never, British politicians/judges literally kill children in satanic rituals and no one cares, the same shit goes on in the US
Shit she is crying. She even has a tissue in her hand
He put a picture of her on the cake.
So he could eat a slice of her in front of everyone.
The whole cast gets a piece, but Dan somehow has a special piece with her feet on it.
He winks slyly at her and adds "now that you're 18 I don't need this delicious flavor ever again".
She cries a bit, knowing that it's time for her to be kicked up the foodchain of perverts if she wants to further her career. There's only so much ways to debase herself for Nickelodeon.
This is from a video where he forces her down on the ground in front of everyone. Claiming it's because he was dared to tackle her.
Nobody writes you, Dan.
We know who comes up with these ideas.
>this is obviously absurd, right?
>not even the most selfish of Hollywood parents would allow their children to be abused
>for money and fame
Hate to break it to whoever wrote this but parents routinely do much worse than make their kid suck a bit of dick for stardom.
They could be made to suck dick for 100 bucks. Probably even less if it's some crackhead's baby.
In Eastern Europe they do "child modeling", masturbation material for pedos, for peanuts.
I'm pretty sure the incentive is much greater for even the chance at Hollywood stardom.
>tfw she has a monster, meanest foot long Dildo named Dan
time to fap
>showing his power in front of the whole cast
>What is happening here
Perfectly innocent children's programming.
It's all in good fun.
You'd be a fool to suggest Dan is making his foot porn and broadcasting it to children on mainstream TV just to assert his power and to get his jollies.
These are necessary artistic choices to tell the story.
>Tfw u will never see a 4k resolution of Miranda's Pussy
Dan doesn't make pussy porn my friend.
He is a man of taste and refinement. But you can rest assured those feet have gone up his ass.
Fresh Dan content.
This is the picture.
Backtrace it if you want.
Same girl. Later got a role on kiddy TV.
It was necessary for her foot to come out of the bubbles seductively right?
That's needed in this scene.
And not rape children.
And not insert my jerkoff material in a kids' show.
>jesus christ we need to save these kids
It's not exactly unknown.
But the powers that be protect them.
>mfw you're all vilifying a man merely following his passion for film making and bringing joy to kids of all ages.
Not being funny either. It's shit like this that's causing the decline in male primary school teachers and stopping guys from going up to lost kids in order to help them.