http://youtu.be/OMOVFvcNfvE They made a new Star Wars film trailer.

1st

>>50963673
Demographics for moviegoers:
Caucasian: 49%
Ages 18-39: 43%
Male: 48%
0.49 * 0.43 * 0.48 = 0.10
Citation: MPAA statistics

looks meh

niggers

here ya go ya fucking dingus

WE STICKY NOW

GET FUCKED STAR WARS PURISTS

BANE FOR YOU BIG GUY BLACK STORMTROOPER DUDE LMAO

FUCKING FINALLY YOU PIECE OF TRASH

5th

really now

>Sticky

Fucking finally, this place was a shithole

FOR FREE

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>>50963673

>>50963673
>/pol/ would rather have Hayden Christensen back

Why of all the threads this one is stickied?

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First for STANNIS

>inb4 people complaining about a teaser for a movie a year away

stay autism /tv/

Thanks mods, now please delete all the other SW threads. /tv/ is a fucking mess right now.

>>50963673
posting in a sticky thread

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>mfw even Drudge is getting in on this

My problem is that hes really ugly, not that hes black

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BRAVO JAR JAR ABRAMS, BRAVO

>dat sith lasersaber

MUH BLACK PEEPHOLE

MUH WHITE MASTER RACE

Is this new lightsaber the worst movie weapon design in history?

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>>50963673
CRASHING THIS STICKY

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Garbshitt.

>>50963778
Buzzword: The Post

>>50961010
BEst thread on /tv/

FIRST THE AMAZING JURASSIC WORLD TRAILER AND NOW THIS.

WE ARE LIVING IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF MOVIES!!!!!!

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QUICK
POST LIGHT SABERS

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>>50963673
If dubs Episode VII won't suck.

Where are the fucking memes?

Get on it you slow assholes

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STOP INVINCIBLE SON

>>50963673
he'll probably shoulder you as he crushes your prostate with his BBC, you faggot cuck

mods confirmed for race positive

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MODS CONFIRMED FOR SJWs

YEAH IM SURE THE NIGGER IS GREAT

DANCE OFF BRO YOU AND ME

What and where is the leak? Are they seriously going to make Luke the big bad?

First characters we see for this are a black guy and a woman.

Yet another franchise taken from us.

>>50963709
other 50% is chinese, don't act like it's niggers

Chinese don't like niggers either, Marvel removed niggers from their chinese posters

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I liked the football clip. It was cute.

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Everyone

>post yfw the dick saber

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We da sticky nowza

His name is literally Booga Booga?

>sand
>goofy nigger head comically popping out
>football droid
>steampunk cosplayer on brick speeder
>nazgul hiking though the woods
>swings out his cross-sword
>awkward action film stormtrooper shots
>awkward spaceship battle
>not even in space

it's like they made it look stupid on purpose

black people

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Who /sp/ here?

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>I liked Boyega in Attack The Block
>thread gets sticky

>>50963673
This trailer looked like shit.

Like one of those fan films that gets produced every so often.

There's something really jarringly off about it, which is a shame because I really like the lead actor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0EqllPAQe4

>>50963673
WHY DIDN'T YOU STICKY THE LIGHTMORE THREAD?

FUCKING MODS

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6hOlI9cg4o

for comparison

>SJWars gets sticky
>no peter o'toole sticky

>posting the youtube link and not ITUNES

the fuck?

NOW GO DELETE ALL THE STARWARS THREADS THAT AREN'T THIS STICKY NERD

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soon

>>50963673
>a cuck-loving post gets stickied
You have started the fire, Moot.

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ty for sticky mods <3

also reminder that the lightsaber "guard" is actually vents/exhausts for an unstable and poorly made lightsaber

>>50963836

He will probably be like Kreia. Neither good nor bad per se.

>watermelon lightsaber thread deleted
>thread praising nignogs stickied

CUCK MODS CONFIRMED

A-KOO-CHE-MOYA STAR WARS

>A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.
A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.
>A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.
A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.
>A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.
>A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.

A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.

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I've been here since 2001 and back then it was FourChan always been liberal, and pro LGBTQALMNOP as , the spirit of FourChan is left wing as fuck; the vendetta mask should tell you something. Racism and sexual harassment never existed in FourChan, we just wanted to laugh at some politically correct jokes, something we could only do in an anonymous forum after school. But then you had to take it all to a whole fucking new level and bring your schizophrenic crusades against "degenerates". Why do you think moot nuked had to bring /pol/ as a containment SubFourChan for your Stormweenies? You are not the "spirit" of FourChan, you are the invaders and you killed progressivness and caring side for FourChan.

>>50963776
oh he doesnt make you feel horny?
leave tv and go to /gay/

>>50963673
I bet you would let a black man fuck your wife while you watched.

We dont know the movie yet so well see, but it feels an awful lot like forced diversity. Somebody said it perfectly, I hope it is a character who just happens to be black rather than a character who was made to be black

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FOR YOU

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BRAZIL 2015

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finally lightsabers have a fucking handguard

>>50963872
frust 35 seconds are quite good

YOURE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER STICKY

THE CROSS-SABER ISN'T STUPID, IT LOOKS COOL AND MAKES SENSE TO COUNTER ATTACKS WITH THAT THING.

NO, IT DOESNT CUT OFF BECAUSE ALL OF THE BLADES SHARE ONE CRYSTAL. IF YOU CUT THROUGH THE METAL, YOU'D ONLY HIT THE INNER LASERBEAM.
FURTHER MORE METAL IS VERY HARD TO CUT AS WE SEE IN EPISODE I.

THE DROID IS EFFECTIVE AS WELL. A DROID BUILT LIKE THIS CAN MOVE FREELY IN ALL DIRECTIONS WITHOUT TURNING. ITS A BETTER VERSION OF A MOUSE DROID BASICALLY.

ONLY BECAUSE THESE THINGS LOOK STUPID IN YOUR OWN OPINION, DOESNT MEAN THAT THEY DONT MAKE SENSE.

IF YOU WERE A SITH / DROID CONSTRUCTOR, WOULD YOU THINK "HURR DURR I BETTER DONT CONSTRUCT A DROID / LIGHTSABER LIKE THIS, THAT WOULD LOOK STUPID"?

YOU DONT KNOW HOW SCIENCE(-FICTION) WORK.

Why? Why have a black as the protagonist? It's going to make it unwatchable?

>>50963925
Am I the only one who think the soccer robot is Adorable

>>50963673
REMINDER THAT THIS PLACE HAS BEEN INVADED BY /POL/ AND THEY WON'T LEAVE

>implying all the people talking shit won't see it in theaters

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>>50963673

>>50963940
A hand guard that is mostly weak metal, easily cut through by lightsabers

>>50963916
>otherkin

no

NO

GUYS
https://archive.moe/tv/thread/50961010/

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WE STICKY NOW

>>50963811
the golden age of rehashing maybe

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>>50963673

Can't wait for the Half in the Bag review

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>>50963673
i actually don't mind the new lightsaber design, i was expecting them to come up with something "new". i really liked the way the blade itself looked.

also there are no black stomrtroopers in this movie, you can hear a probe droid when he turns his back in the trailer - which obviously indicates he's being chased by imperial remnant forces after being discovered in disguise.

seeing the millenium falcon gave me goosebumps. get on the hypetrain faggots.

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>>50963860
Here

What's up with the shitty camera work? Why does everything look so soulless and hollow? What's wrong with this from a technical standpoint? It's really buggin' me

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Check

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>>50963954

>>50963673
le peter o' toole meme

>>50963951
I do too. Non-combat droids in Star Wars always had a sweet spot with me

>>50963865
Good one

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>>50963860
here

>>50963673
Looks like shit, SJW overtones aside. The CGI and the practical effects also clash pretty badly.

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WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?

>>50963872
Meanwhile, on /tv/ in 1998...

>Double bladed light sabers?! That's the most stupid thing ever!

>>50963761
because the other ones had racist titles or bodies

IMO it looks like it'll at least be better than Episodes I, II, III. I know /tv/ likes to be contrarian but this doesn't look bad at all.
It's not like it gives much away anyway. Just a nice trailer to get hype to

>>50963860
thx sp ur the best board

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>>50963673

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>>50963849
DELETE EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T THIS STICKY
YOURE GOING TO ENCOURAGE MORE SHIT POSTING OTHERWISE

>>50963872
HOLY SHIT

i couldnt even finish watching. this new trailer makes that look like something /tv/ fan made

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE

Name one good movie with a black guy as the lead.

>>50964013
Actually, aggressively deleting threads just makes people want to post more of them.

>>50963761
Who cares? /tv/ was a disorganized nightmare not long ago.

>>50963776
I wish we got Will Smith.

i'm only excited because of the possibility of a new plinkett review. but i don't think they would bother

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Really jews? You think I'm going to give money to watch cuckold fantasay?

>>50964000
>Hayden is he right man for the job. He will make Anakin legendary

>>50963849
>they see me rollin
>they hating

>>50963894
YES

he has arrived

>A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.

>>50964021

Galaxy of the Guardians

>>50964021
Hotel Rwanda was pretty good.

>>50963872
>teaser
>for comparison
>trailer
/0

BLUNDER OF THE UNIVERSE

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STAR WARS DA HOOD AWAKENS IS A GOOD FILM BRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgjfmLVo4Ek

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Unlike Lando, who's an older black man with class and style, the guy in Ep VII is a "youth"

>>50963673
1. The site is going through a /b/ raid.
2. A bunch of fucking immature kids have flocked to this site because of its edginess.
3. Only fucking kids would complain about their looks like a whining cunts.

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Reminder that JJ Abrams said that every ride in the Darth Vader air balloons are CANON. This man will most certainly drive our beloved franchise into the ground with his nutjob ideas.

>>50963999
because it's adorable and a practical design for a dessert world you twat.

>>50963949
>NO, IT DOESNT CUT OFF BECAUSE ALL OF THE BLADES SHARE ONE CRYSTAL. IF YOU CUT THROUGH THE METAL, YOU'D ONLY HIT THE INNER LASERBEAM.

Thanks bro that actually calmed me down alot. Now i'm just mad about tame raptors alone.

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>>50963940
.

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Why are people saying the light broadsword is not practical?

One of the weakest parts about the light saber
is that if you try to thrust and impale someone they can easily dodge it, the hilts on the side allow you to have a bit wider range and cut at least a little if you happen to miss.

>>50963999
cause >>50963993
>>50963951

ADORABLE

>inb4 the movie isn't filled with 30 minutes of clip of soccer robot

I would be upset

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Posting in a sticky because FUCK YEAR STAR WARS AND SOCCER-BALL DROIDS

>>50963761
Because retard mods have shit taste and this is becomming Reddit 2.0

>>50963993
also they were always kinda silly designed, like the mouse droid, or have a comedic personality, like C3PO and R2D2. it fits the universe quite well, i dont understand all the bitching. i guess they dont want to see anything new at all

>>50964021
THE GIRL IS THE LEAD YOU STUPID FUCK

>>50963892
Probably because it'll stir up the most controversy and conflict.

>>50963916
>2001
Nice try bro

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>>50963860

Here.

They don't like the blacks here, huh.

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WE WON
YOU SILLY GOYIMS

>>50964058
Poor timing. The song should start just before he pops out.

>>50964058
ARF ARF

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WE AINT FOUND SHIT

>>50964051
That had a black woman, and she was green skinned. So /pol/ didn't feel threatened by it. Unless you're talkin abou Batista

>>50964064
You're very new to this board and it shows

>>50964006
>In my opinion it looks like it will be better than three of of the most disappointing films ever released

Oh wow! I can't wait!

>>50963709
that multiplication doesn't make any sense. The best you can say from those statistics is that the intersection caucasian ^ male ^ ages 18-39 is < 43%.

>>50964074
That isn't there, its shaped like a T not a cross.

>>50963986

kek'd fucking hard

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Containment sticky? THANK YOU MODS

>>50963761
The black man fucking the mod's gf asked him to sticky this one.

>that lightsaber
What is this, Game of Thrones?

why was this thread sticked?

>>50964021
gay niggers from outer space. actual movie, studen project but decent for what it is.

>>50963673
Looks pretty neat. I'm excited.

The best part is looking at everybody here scrambling to find something wrong with it, and the best they can do is scream "NIGGER."

But anyway I'm much more excited for Jurassic World though

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Daily reminder that the Nazis treatment of the Jews in to Concentration camps included:
>mass gassing of Jews
>crushing live Jews into Cubes and other shapes using machines
>Shooting Jews
>skinning Jews and turning them into uniforms for the SS
>putting Jewish children into the skin of skinned jews
>putting the brains of disected brains of Jewish people into the body's of common farm animals

>Black man jumps out
>Get started like no horror movie can do to me

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>>50964101
was waiting that edit

>sticky
faggot nigger mods turning an image board into reddit

>>50964071
>wheels practical in the desert

female detected

Hello, noobfag here

Who is the black man in the start?

Thanks for your attention

>>50964077
noice

>>50963861
Is it uncool to like Attack the Block on here now?

>>50963980
JJ is a fucking hack. Did you watch the nauseating camera angles on the Star Trek reboot movies?

Official star wars poll:

http://strawpoll.me/3081377/

>>50963673
Fuck off with your transparent PC shit, shill.

>>50964060
Goddammit Lando was a boss.

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Think he will turn to the dark side?

>>50963881
SJWars xD

sometimes dityco

>Nigger MC

SO PROGRESSIVE
So fucking sick of this diversity bullshit

it's a huge elephant in the room, no one wants a black lead, especially an ugly nigger like Josh, but they force it anyway & act like no one will notice or care

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>we sticky now

I think Luke is going to cut himself with that light sword if he jumps and stuff

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>>50964090

>>50964137
Dude that's fucking metal as fuck.

>>50964137
>Jew cubes
W-What?

>>50964013
>hes actually doing it
Finally
you've done something right in your career as a mod reddy boy!

Only bad things about this were the crossguard and the shaky cam

fight me

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Operators being operator as fuck

I hope they'll be more competent this time around because they look operator as fuak.

Why isn't there a Mexican lead? The future of USA is not black.

>>50964148
>Who is the black man in the start?
Mace Dindu

>>50964052
Oscar bait

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>>50964101

>>50963999
It's fucking adorable. I wonder if it's suppose to be like "New R2D2" or something. It appears to be similar to an astromech.

>>50964115
The weak point that the retarded saber hilt has is still there no matter how much you try to fix the hilt.

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>>50963916

obvious troll, but someone in here do share this belief.

4chan has always been split down the middle. I remember trolling the shit out of christfags and nazifags on /r9k/ back before it was taken down.

The blatant racism has escalated, I blame /pol/ which only served as an invitation to stormfags. Racism around 4chan was a joke to the general users, like yelling fuck in the classroom. It was taboo and therefore fun.

pic related, i dont know any more obvious example than 4chan in this case.

>>50964147
>ball = wheel
Yeah whatever fuckwit.

The hot pocket brigade has arrived to clean up the board of any excess fun.

>>50964101
COMB THE DESERT!

>>50964158
i really hope its a main actor not for /tv/ sake but for first time black actor being in main role instead being comedy relief

>>50964158

Nope. Time to stand up for our white privilege. Only white people can be that bad with laser guns, like stormtroopers are.

>>50963815
meemsaber, meemsoccerbot

try to keep up friend

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>>50964135
>I'm much more excited for Jurassic World though

>>50963872
>I only re watch episode 1 for the darth maul fight scene
I wish the rest was good
Alas, it is not

>>50964175

Cheryl man

>>50964103
>Unless you're talkin abou Batista
But he was funny and they actually did something creative with his inability to act.

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>>50964158

>black people don't steal

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blacks are fucking ugly i do not want to watch one for 2+ fucking hours

LOL that best lightsabre fight thread has nothing to do with the star wars 7 teaser

I'm glad that ain't lucas who is the director, so the movie can be good. Lucas is an unsatisfied retarded.

The theme always give me chills man.

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Fuck the crossguard shit, is no one going to discuss how the lightsaber looks like it has a continuous stream coming out of it?

It looks unstable. Maybe it's like some sort of exhaust to stabilize the lightsaber?

Are all the lightsabers going to be like that in the movie?

>>50963916
moot go

What if he doesnt use the sabre part and uses the crossguard as a pummel or a brass knuckles type of thing to punch people, I would like to see that.

Also, what was the deal with the Revan mask, is it going to be some possesed mask type of deal where the wearer is influenced by a previous sith lord?

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>>50963673
>and I see him shouldering this film fairly well.

those rebel pilots look completely retarded

When will Spear trooper confront white racism?

It doesnt really fit at the end.. But i think it was kinda cool. What do you think?
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=JLu4Pr9gDAM&video_start=21&audio=kDpCXtD_i84&audio_start=14

>>50963999
literally reddit the droid

>>50964188
Because whites would feel less threatened by a Mexican lead than a black lead.

>>50964185
need webm of those ships in the teaser. especially the x-wings.

>no aliens in the trailer
JJ CONFIRMED XENOPHOBE
BOYCOTTING THIS

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>tfw you realize a newfound love for the prequels will be born out of the contrary reactionaries to the new movie
>tfw im ok with this

>>50963507
So in every big movie that has a white guy in it is only in it because it was calculated to pander to white people? Sound like you're the one that is racist. All I mentioned was the pandering for Star Wars. putting the non white people front and center just to push a socio- political agenda. I will have to wait and see the movie though to tell if his character feels organic and genuine rather than LOOK HIPSTERS IT'S STARWARS WITH MORE BLACKS AND WOMEN YOU CAN PAT YOURSELVES ON THE BACK AND DRAG YOUR COOL BLACK AND FEMALE FRIENDS TO THIS AND THEY'LL LIKE IT NOW CUZ THEY RELATE IN THE MOST SIMPLISTIC AND CHEAP WAY KNOWN TO MANKIND

Alright im going to say this once.

the light saber is fine, its actually part of the very good books written years ago.
Story line is probably going to be great.

the only issue I have is that people want a star wars movie, not a JJ Abrams movie.

The close ups, the shaky cam, darkness, (cumberbitch?) voice over.. the Cinematography seemed to ignore everything Star wars is about.
Hope im wrong.
But if im not, theres going to be a lot of angry ass faggot 4channers

>>50964229
Yeah I'm bummed it got deleted. Could have had good discussion

>>50964170
Oh no, man. They're obviously, blatantly aware of how jarring it is.

For fuck's sake, the trailer is
>sand....
SUDDENLY NIGGER!
DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YA?
WELL GUESS WHAT HE'S GONNA BE HERE FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE
HAVE FUN DIPSHITS
HAHAHAH

This is the most trolltastic trailer of all time

>>50963997
where does this happen in the video in your opinion? I don't see any practical effects

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Every thread deleted

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>>50964101
10/10

>>50964075

Yeah its not like normal swords have something to help you thrust someone.

>300 billion hours later and we finally get a sticky

Bravo

>implying the prongs on the light-more are for defense and not offense

>>50964185
Well since this is probably some sort of imperial remnant we're dealing with here, they'd most likely be volunteers instead of conscripts.

I like the lightsaber

At least the fucker is smart enough to try and not get himself Skywalker'd

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>>50963709
You can't justify forcing diversity where there doesn't have to be any faggot.

>>50964213
>my tastes are the only good tastes.

>Laser hilt
>"Oh wow okay now they can sort of function like real swor-"
>Emitter sticks out

What? If he catches anyones lightsaber blade with those the hilt will just get sliced off immediately, whats the fuckin point?

>Black man as Jedi
>No one complains

>Black storm trooper
>MUH WHITE MASTER RACE

>>50964249
I enjoyed this trailer more than I did the entirety of Ep.3

>>50964137
>>skinning Jews and turning them into uniforms for the SS

I don't know about the other shit, but this definitely didn't happen.

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>>50963757

>>50964185
will stormtrooper not be complete shite in this movie?

I miss republic commando ;_;

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Am I the only one that has seen the trailer multiple times already?

Also, every time, it just grows more and more on me.

postin with best imperial pilot btw

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>whites

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>>50964249
I'm already nostalgic

>>50963999
its for the futbol audience

guys

that lightsaber beam looked diferent, almost unstable. is it possible the "hilts" were some kind of exhaust ports for a stronger kind of lightsaber?

>>50963753
>was

>>50964249
>HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN IS A BETTER ACTOR THAN THIS FUCKING BIXNOOD BOYEGA

>the severe and crippling autism behind the lightsaber and black dude bitching
>people unironically pretending that they'd like to have Lucas back

I don't expect these movies to be 10/10 MOTV FLAWLESS HIGH ART, but I do expect them to be far less shit than the prequels.

Which is an admittedly low bar to set.

>>50964279
Better late than never. Otherwise /tv/ would be unusable for weeks.

>>50963761
because OP is a mod

>>50963762
Funny thing is the shot of the sith guy in the snow covered woods looked a lot like Game of Thrones.

I have to say, I was expecting more "meat" than what we got. At least some glimpses of the old cast for nostalgia's sake. But, in fairness, they only wrapped up principal filming not long ago.

Still...although it's nice to get a taste of what's to come, a stormtrooper lost in the desert and a roly-poly astromech droid didn't do much to get me excited. Cool shot of the stormtroopers preparing for battle, though. And the Falcon. Yep.

So wait, is the black guy the MC?

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>>50964298

>>50964272
jesu schrist

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>mfw /pol/ edgelord butthurt

>>50964185
Shaky cam has me really worried. These shots are the ones that worried me more than anything.

I can get behind weird claymore lightsabers, stormtrooper protagonists and whatever else. But shaky cam is so not Star Wars.

I really hope they at least keep the wipe transitions, as far as the editing style goes.

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what an excellent design

>>50964285
but... THAT IS LUKE

>>50964322
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL LIGHTSABERING

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Post your non-retarded lightmore designs ITT /tv/

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HOW DO APES SURVIVE IN A DESERT?!
WTF
BEST
PLOT
EVER!
I'm so hyped!

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Who /v/ here?

>>50964260
>its actually part of the very good books written years ago.
lel

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>>50964335
The purge goes deeper brother

>>50963999

I'm actually starting to find it kinda cute.

>>50964298
WEEZY BABY

>>50964322
Something something force unleashed

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BRAVO JJ BRAVO

>>50964339

Really? I expected less. Like a 25 second trailer that is mostly voice over and text.

>>50964101

A-koo-chee-moya TUVOK. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.

>>50964286
>my top 25 is more akin to the White's top 25 than the blacks
Am I white yet?

>>50964344
Hehe I get it, she's a DEADnosaur XD

>>50964309
>what is rhodesia
>what is rawanda
>what is ferguson
right blacks are much better and much more reasonable

>>50964324
At least I can't see his tiny nigger peabrain every time I look at his nostrils.

>>50964291
>>No one complains
What? Samuel L. Jackson was a tremendous miscast and it was obvious that he was shoehorned in to pander to the youths

>>50964249
>tfw you like the prequels
>tfw i can finally state this openly soon

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Holy shit. A black guy in Star Wars.

This is an outrage.

>>50964352
Does it bend like that too

>>50964286
So black guy getting a job is forced diversity? Okay.

>>50963860
Sup

>>50964322
the lower one is an exhaust port just below the main port

omg it fits

>>50964194
see
>>50963949

wat the fuck mod all thread being delete

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>>50964352

>>50964335
>getting upset over pleb shit getting deleted
imagine if we had a good film board
cancer like you would still be sucking your thumb on /sp/
FUCKING BASED

>>50963872
The first half is actually not bad.

>>50964249
If it mean I can discuss the prequels here without "in my point of view the younglings are evil" and "it's like pottery", then I'm okay with this too.

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>>50964352

>>50964341
its been a rumor long time that black actor is the mc but not yet confirmed

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>>50964260
>the light saber is fine,

>>50964249
I already feel love for the prequels. I can feel it happening. They're becoming that shitty movie everyone loves.

>>50963999
>we're appealing to the eurofag audience

>>50964378
>what is the gloabal white elite

>>50963757
who has the other edit of this?

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>>50964356

not me, but I like jedi knight II and Jedi academy better than that shit.

>>50964286
thank you white people
t.latino

>>50964147
>sphere is a wheel

NEET manchild detected.

Holy fuck i got goosebumps. Even the nigger didn't ruin it for me.

>>50964074
already with the fucking autism

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>>50964356
here
best star wars game ever

>>50964353
>not The planet of the Apes Awakens

>>50964385
NO ONE HAS THE GUTS TO INSULT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>50964249

It's going to be hilarious seeing the posts that are going to be made holding Episode 1 up as an underrated classic

>>50963963
Who says it's not made from cortosis?

>>50964347

The shaky cam imo adds a hint of realism to it, something SW completely lacks. Maybe it's only because of the vibrations of the dropship and won't be present anywhere else, but I'm interested on how they're gonna implement it if there's more shaky cam.

Instead of shitposting on /tv/ why don't you stormfaggots actually try to do something about this, probably because you're a bunch of neckbeards on the autism spectrum

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>>50964420

>>50964322
the saber also looked longer

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>>50964356
Comming through with superior game.

I really hope Stormtroopers are as operators as good ol delta.

>>50964185
Literally the only thing that made me get a slight hint of stoked. The fucking podracing X-Wings and Falcon made me wince, not to mention the fact 100% of the trailer is on fucking Tatooine except for the single snowlevel.

This has "bad news blues" written all over it.

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>>50964352

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here's another i cooked up

>>50964304
>filthy defecting traitor

That is one of my favorite missions in Rogue Squadron, tho.

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>>50964385

>the main character and first guy we saw in the teaser trailer to get us hyped for the prequels was mace windu

>>50963673
I don't know what to think about this. Not sure you can actually call that a trailer really. This felt like just an other Star Trek trailer by JJ, with some fresh energy to it, and a big dark voice. But the bit about "there's a darkside and light"? Why do you deliver it that slow? Thanks, everyone knows this is about Good and Evil, what's your fucking point?

>>50964411
B-BUT IT'S MADE OF LORDOSIS!

Apparently the reason for the lightsaber is that its a badly designed lightsaber on the sith's part. That it isn't behaving as it normally should because it is a "cheap parts no instructions" lightsaber..Therefore the laser parts on the sides of the sword as a heat exoust

>>50964369

have you considered that maybe its not the same scene? trailers do that a lot you know?

>>50963949
B8. Metal protuberance has reflectors inside to guide the light where to go. Cut that off and the laser merges with the main beam. Defeating the purpose of the crossguard. It is a dumbfuck design to sell more toys.

>>50963776
He looks like a rapist criminal who would murder a normal human if he encountered you. It's uncomfortable. It will scare many people and hurt the films box office. I can't believe Disney would be so short sighted. I will NOT be showing my kids this film. Burn in hell Disney.

>>50964046
>Tatooine
>implying he isn't constantly riding dirty

>>50964356
STANDING
Republic commando is the best Star Wars game.

>>50964291
It's not that he's a black storm trooper. It's the way the trailer implies that he's going to have a major role in the movie by making him the first person we see.

Which is still a childish thing to throw a tantrum about, yes.

Pretty solid trailer.

Oh, wait, uhhh, I mean, BRAVO JJ NIGHT LIGHTSABER YOU CUCK FUCK

>a crossguard that can't stop a lightsaber
>a crossguard that can kill you

I'm not mad, I'm impressed by the sheer audacity of incompetence.

>>50964255

This is what is wrong with the entire SJW "Situation" now

On one hand you've got SJW's constantly wanting more blacks, women, LGBTs where they aren't needed

BUT ON THE OTHER SPECTRUM, if there is a female or black person, we've got people like you "THEY'RE ONLY IN IT TO PANDER TO THE SJWS" which is equally retarded.

James Earl Jones is only the voice of Vader because they pandered to the SJWs right?
Lando Calrissian is only black because they pandered to SJWs right?
Samuel Jackson is in the movies to pander to SJWs right?

>>50964369

This just in, trailers often use completely different scenes mashed together.

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>>50963999

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>post yfw the basketball american was the first thing to appear in the trailer

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>>50964451
>not Saberade

The only thing I thought to myself after watching the trailer is 'whatever'.

Like, X-wings, Falcon, desert planets, we saw this shit million times already, who cares? Stop sucking your homaging dick and invent new stuff

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>>50963761
Because all the other threads were picture related

>2014
>flipping shit because a main character is black

Grow up kiddies

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>>50964486

I just realized there's like a 99% chance there's going to be some dumb ass post-credits scene in the new Star Wars, and that's when they'll show Boba Fett crawling out of the sarlacc. I hope they don't.

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>>50964369
speeder bike was thinner and smaller than this popsicle design

>>50963872
that's not a teaser trailer

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>>50963673
im sorry niggers by it looks like disney has zeroed in on what made the first move so good. yfw the new starwars is gona be 10/10

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Lightaxe when

Lighthammer when

Lightspear when

this movie actually looks surprisingly dope

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>>50964420
there is no global white elite
this is made up by delusional niggers (or liberals) such as yourself so you can constantly play the victim in western society
whites arent even 30% of earths population
and 15% of their societies are filled with minorities
there is hardly a true white country in existence

but please keep perpetuating your myth so you can exact more sympathy from the declining whites

What if it's a cross-shapped stabilizator ring ? meaning that there is a beam of energy inside the metal part of the hand guard so another blade can't go throught.

Also, the nigger isn't the MC, it has been revealed a while ago now, and yes stortroopers can be blacks since they stopped using clones of Jango Fet for years at the time of the movie.

>ITT : neckbeards need to get their facts checked.

remember that light saber used in blade 3? That was a cool weapon

>>50964384
no the new ones will be better than the prequals sorry. only the black hating stink pit of 4chan will say otherwise.

>>50964411
see >>50963949

>>50964496
>being this much of a cuck

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>>50964352

>>50964479
>Samuel Jackson is in the movies to pander to SJWs right?
No, he was there to pander to the niggers. It didn't work.

>>50963861
Welcome to tumblr

say it with me

light sabre nunchuk

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Reminder that he made that lightsaber wich makes it unstable, so the bits on the side are vents for the excess energy, not a fucking claymore you shits.

>>50964195
that picture is not even fuckin descartes.

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>>50964101

>>50963814
I guess it will, with the shameless pandering and all

>>50964478
>lightsaber hilts are made of cortosis
>implying jedi/sith are stupid enough to kill themselves with their own lightsabers

I'm not mad, I'm impressed by the sheer level of shitposting.

>>50964428
Sorry, I am from Europe and we actually have history and swords over here.

Race issues or no, Boyega is just passable. Meh.

>>50964442
>The shaky cam imo adds a hint of realism to it

How does it add realism at all? You're watching the characters through a magic window, not through the eyes of a character. Shakycam is only acceptable for first-person scenes and found footage and found footage fucking sucks.

I'm still looking forward to this but I'm just really tired of shakycam ruining perfectly good action scenes, ala Winter Soldier.

>>50964501
Its been 30 years. If Boba Fett is just now clawing himself out of the sarlacc, hings would be messed up

>>50964424
PLOT LEAKS

>Kira Solo finds a dead hole beast on tatooine. she goes inside and awakens the grest A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek. A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek. A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek. A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek. A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek. A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek. A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek. A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.