What's his name again?

>>50610692
Sam Hyde I think

Kindly Mr. Schneider from next door.

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Dan "Slip her the pepsi can in the back of the van" Schneider

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>>50610692

Dan "the man, dick as thick as a soda can, shut the fuck up and get in my van" Schneider

Dan " the FOR FREE jew slave of 4chan" Schneider

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>>50610741
Jennette was perfectly fine letting Dan be a total creep with her, or at least ambivalent about it, since it ultimately served the purpose of making her rich and famous, while conversely, Miranda seemed to be freaked out by it to no end, and despite any money or fame, ultimately regrets it and probably hates both herself and Dan.

At some point there was the first time where Miranda went to Jennette, thinking that they could take solace in one another, maybe talk about their problems, possibly even work together to somehow keep Dan back...and Jennette just feigns interest and brushes her off. Miranda thinks that Jennette is just too hurt to talk about it, and brings it up to her again and again, only for Jennette to finally get fed up and straight up tell Miranda to drop it, because she likes the gravy train she has going and she isn't going to let her or anybody else derail it. Miranda's view of the world is shattered even further, and she never really speaks to Jennette again unless she has to.

"catch me if you can" dan

Hymen Collider.

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>>50610701

dan 'leg divider atomic cunny collider rough rider came inside her' schneider

Dan "kids suck my dick" Schneider

dan "SWAT at the door but enough crawl space to hide her" schnoidel

don "it's a coincidence" scheider

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>>50610692
Kike Zyklonberg

>>50610906
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>>50610874
>>50610834
>>50610833
>>50610757
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>>50610738
Don't call him that

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>>50610692

Dan "living within the law, while fucking kids galore" Schneider

Dan "Hymen Buster" schneider

compilation

Dan "the rough rider man with dick as thick as a soda can. leg divider, pussy collider - shut the fuck up and get in my van" Schneider

>>50610956
- dan "five pounds of USDA grade A meet inside her" schneider, 2014

>>50610986

nicely done needs a cunny though

sometimes late at night i wonder what it must be like to be dan schneider

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>>50610692

Dan "who tickles feet without so much of a damn" Schneider

Dan "Cunny Crusher" Schneider

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>>50610692

Dan "oh man, oh man, i need to ram" Schneider

GOOD BURGER?

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>>50610692

Dan " the real man, who licks children's toes while feeding them with his 'soda can' " Schneider

Dan "I made love to a teenage Victoria Justice" Schneider

Dan "I'll keep getting away with it" Schneider

dan "child minder and cunny grinder" schneider?

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>>50610692

Dan "the man with a plan and two kids in his basement with used diaphragms" Schneider

>>50611193

I'd like to change that to:

Dan "the man with a plan and a whole stack of used diaphragms" Schneider

Dan 'It's okay if you're a jew, who knew?' Schneider

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>>50610692

Dan "delivering justice to young kids like a pedophile night rider" Schneider

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How can we stop him /tv/?

>>50611297
We have to bait him. Anyone have a younger sister or daughter?

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>>50610692

Dan "the freedom rider, with his dick still inside a minor" Schneider

>>50611264
lmao

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>>50611264
Dan "the hard on cunnyider" Schneider

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>>50610692

Dan "The Nickelodeon Zack Snyder" Schneider

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Dan "The Cave-in" Schneider


Because he crushes minors regularly

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>>50611269

Desperate Dan Schneider, the finger backslider.

What would happen if he wasn't jewish?

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Dan "first in his van, then in a can" Schneider

>>50611380
He'd be tarred and feathered in the streets almost immediately.

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>he didn't even know her name, just pointed at the one he wanted and the rest was understood

Dan 'around kids gets weirder' Schneider

dan "pull out an' blind her" schneider?

>>50611380
7th heaven dad *1000

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>>50611392

>>50611384
Dan "along came a Schneider that crept up insider her"

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>>50610692

Dan "drinking some sweet cider, while fucking a kid on a hang glider" Schneider

Post the hobbit one

>>50610692

Can 4chan hack his phone?

>>50611058
Damn dan doesnt discriminate, even guys?

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>>50610692

Dan "the outsider, despite having his 9inch dong inside her"

Dan "first one to blow me gets to stay on my show" Schneider

dan "feeling sleepy? must be all that cider" schneider
dan 'little gymnast leg divider "i know you can go wider"' schneider

>>50611458
He's all for equal opportunity. You gotta respect that, at least.

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>>50610692

Dan "I need another, but only if I can do it in front of their mother" Schneider

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>>50610692
Cunny destroyer

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>>50610692

Dan "more cum than spider-man and a silk spider after fucking one another" Schneider

dan "the feet fan" schneider

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>>50610692

Dan "i don't care if I'm with another man" Schneider

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>>50611502
stop being around her like that dan!

Dan "The Rectum Miner" Schneider

Big dicked Dan 'the pre-teen spellbinder' Schnider

Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider

Dan "spread her legs wider" Schneider

>>50611316
Ariana's smile looks so forced. At what age did she get soda canned?

>>50611458

Dan "my favorite GoT character is Bran" Schneider

>>50611638
kek

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>>50610692

Dan "every orifice filled with my hands, with my dick hanging on as much as it can" Schneider

Dan ''my minder let me tickle on your grinder'' Schneider

"Dirty" Dan "The Man with the Plan" "Candy Land" "Get in my Van" "Twelve Inch Span" "I Hate Sand" "Baby Lovin' Clan" "Ladies' Man" "Use Your Hand" "Vaginal Scan" "Wider Than" "Best Man" "Game Plan" "Panties in the Trash Can" "Chicks on my Catamaran" "Rough Rider" "Leg Divider" "Open Wider" "Came Inside Her" "Hang Glider" "Hard Cider" "Condom Hider" "Sting Spider" "Cum Provider" "Gang Bang Guider" "Supercollider" "Wang Dang Doodle Up the Piper" Schneider

>>50611626
pretty sure its a pre req to get on one of his shows

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>>50610692

Dan "a man on a mission to fuck as many underage girls as he can" Schneider

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>>50611549

dan "get me a box of two dozen sliders while i put it inside her's" schneider

>>50611722
lacks subtly

anyone got that picture of the magazine cover with amanda bynes and Dan with the young picture of dan?

Eugene Mirman

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>>50611754

I'm running out of OC rhymes...

dan 'just hold her while i throw her over my shoulder' schneider

Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get her into the Van" Schneider
Dan "Keep Him from the Choir" Schneider
Dan "I Think Jimmy Savile's the Man" Schneider

>>50610692
Dan "Minor Rider" Schneider.

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>>50610692

Dan "the rough rider and media slider" Schneider

Dan "I have sex with underage girls" Schneider

Dan "one in the pink, two in the stink, whaddya think? want a career? then suck this dink" Schneider

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>>50611722
no! he got to bestest emma! she's forever tainted :[

dan 'take the pepsi challange? i think you can' schneider

Dan "Do what you must, I have already won" Schneider

Dan '' my dick must fit in that slick, how do confide this in her' Schneider

Dan "rectal exam" Schneider

Dan "her first timer" Schneider

Dan "the throat piledriver" "the man whose little kid shows come with parental warnings, no seriously, I'm no liar"" Schneider

>>50610965
Who's the qt on the left?

dan "smooth as a hang glider" schneider
dan "ten? she's a gran" schneider
dan "stack of tin cans" schneider
dan "the next step in my master plan" schneider
dan "more adventures with kids than peter pan" schneider
dan "the muffin man" schneider
dan "gives kids more wine than a holy man" schneider
dan "sketchy minivan rider" schneider

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>>50610692

Dan "bigger than the average man, wears a mask to hide his plan, the fire rises when he sets his sights around her, get this hothead outta here before I ride her, this plane is crashing with out a survivor" Schneider

Dan "She ran so I had to put her in the can" Schneider.

dan "indecent exposure? you can't see it inside her" schneider

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>>50610692

Dan "put a child on my lap and watch me rap" Schneider

>>50611926
Seriously, seriously?

Dan "What have you done to me?" Schneider

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Dan "I blew Howard Hessman to get a job on an 80's sitcom because I wanted to fuck Robin Givens and Khrystyne Haje in an interracial swirlfest" Schneider

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>>50610692

I've got work to do, but spread the OC!

Dan "Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger. As a medical diagnosis, specific criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.[1][2][3][4] A person who is diagnosed with pedophilia must be at least 16 years of age; adolescents must be at least five years older than the prepubescent child for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilia.[1][2]" Schneider

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>>50612109

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBN0lMMq_iY

>>50612167
fuck off

It's supposed to rhyme with "Dan" or "Schneider"; some of you fuckers are seriously unfunny and retarded.

Dan "I'll show you a gladiator movie" Schneider.

>>50612283
Dan pls

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>50612283

>>50612283

Fine>>50612297

Dan "I'll show you a movie with a gladiator" Schneider

>>50612283
C'mon Dan pls

>>50612283
Dan "The camera is off" Schneieder

Is this like, for real? Is he really a pedophile? Has anybody ever accused him of anything?

>>50612283
dan 'it's supposed to rhyme, stop touching my behind' schneider

>>50612333
yet when I ask underage girls to show me their feet I'm accused of being a sick freak

>>50612393
Yes
Yes
Yes

>>50612393
No, It's not fucking true, you stupid faggot.

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>>50612403
try it on younow

>>50612487
I trust this post.

>>50612487
dan ''likes them shyer'' schneider has spoken

Dan "Pedo Bear's Right Hand man" Schneider

Dan "nobody likes a crier" Schneider

He is so disgustingly fat. Those girls have to hug his greasy belly for promoting show. That is the most disturbing thing.

>>50612761
this is the least disturbing thing they have to do.

>>50612761
they also have to hug Dan oversized monstrosity of a penis, with their cunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myZbCH3wpCs

>Dan Schneider chats with Fanlala at the 2011 Creative Arts Emmy Awards and tells us why the cast of iCarly is smart to be nice to him...
ehehehehe

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>>50612835
>4 months
its already too late. dan's already used her up and chucked her in the garbage

>>50610692

Dennis Blunden

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>>50612865

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU8KU1St4TE

look at how dead their eyes are, knowing they can never forget the things they've done for fame. For Dan. Even the boys. Especially the boys.

>>50612835
>I can put them in any horrible predicament I choose

When will this madman be stopped?

Dan "It's legal for me" Schneider

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Dan "Yes, I can" Schneider

>>50610692
did he actually anything besides looking creepy on some pictures?

Dan "I can make your daughter a star" Schneider.

http://www.conservative.org/about-acu/acu-staff/dan-schneider

Dan Schneider serves as Executive Director of the American Conservative Union (ACU), America’s oldest and largest grassroots conservative organization. He has dedicated his career to supporting conservative ideals at the highest levels of government as well as leading grassroots advocacy on the most important issues in the conservative movement.

Dan has a long and distinguished career in public policy, starting with his job as chief of staff to conservative stalwart former Congressman Jim Ryun (R-KS). He was then recruited into the U.S. Department of Labor as White House Liaison under Secretary Elaine L. Chao in the first term of the George W. Bush administration, and served in both the White House and at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services as an acting assistant secretary. Most recently, Dan advised U.S. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on the selection of conservative candidates for federal board positions.

He is a lifetime member of the National Rifle Association, an Eagle Scout, a former board member of Americans United for Life and served two faith-based missions in the Peoples’ Republic of China.

Dan and his wife of 20 years, Gisella, have three boys and live in Virginia.

>>50610955
>[deleted]
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

Dan "oh yeah, you bet they swallow" Schneider.

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>>50610692
In Japan he's:

"Super Ultimate Shimapan" Dan "Loli-molesting Yankee Man" Schneider-san "From Dixieland 100%"

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Someone shop his face here

>>50613666
Fund it

does anyone have actual proof of him being a pedo
at least an accusation
something
?

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Not mine: Dan "That's the Man, Officer" Schneider

>>50613783
NOPE!

Dan"grab it with your hands"Schneider

>>50612283
it's still funny if intentionally it doesn't rhyme

>>50613783
no, but there's photos of him with young actresses. and since all men are pedos, we can only assume he molested them.

>>50613783
wait, all those damning tweets are made up?

Dan "If you're old enough to drive you aren't part of my plan" Schneider.

>>50613582
Do you think his wife knows?

Did he mindbreak Drake Bell? Is that why he's bankrupt now?

>>50613918
it can be inferred that this whole dan schneider thing is SJW shilling, then
i don't see anything wrong with a producer taking photos with actors/actresses on his shows

"dan dan he's our man if he can do it, she's probably over 18" Schneider

>>50614097
I think you mean 'under'

Ive never seen a man so open about his pedophilia

Dan "the man with the can and van" Schneider

I believe he also molested a young Kenan and Kel.

>>50613628
Is that real?

>>50614154
>Clearly hasn't been to /b/.

You have much to learn, padiwan.

>>50614019
no m8, we're all having a laugh. In fact a lot of us admire Dan for his work.

Dan "ass to mouth" Schneider

>>50614206
> clearly hasn't been to /b/ lately

MODS

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Dan "rough rider" Schneider

>>50613918
>since all men are pedos
Some of us aren't mentally ill like you.

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Dan "Always fresh and new" Schneider

>>50614982
Maybe you have it backwards. Enjoy your granny porn.

>>50614982
he was making the point that society is very quick to call men paedophiles, he wasn't trying to say all men are attracted to children

Dan "12 and under" Schneider

Reminder:
http://www.cosmoetica.com/B126-DES77.htm
>I’m a libertarian. My approach is simple- legalize everything, as long as no 1 is hurt. This includes drugs, prostitution, porno, etc. Even child porno (which now comes in a child-free type) is basically harmless. Most of the ‘children’ are shaved mid-teenagers, not 5 year olds. If it’s silly to have statutory rape laws that punish a 19 year old guy from boinking his 16 year old sweetheart, it’s just as silly to outlaw child porno on the myth that it’s a gateway activity for possible rape & molestation. The #s, borne out over decades, simply do not support that. Why? Because it’s never been studied. But common sense dictates that like adult porno, child porno is not a threat to society at large.

Bendthatdick Cuminbitch

>>50611705
Don't call me that.

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>>50611722
>mfw I just remembered cunny Emma used to have her own show on Nick

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>>50617173
Every time

>>50617173
10/10

>>50617173
>The #s, borne out over decades, simply do not support that. Why? Because it’s never been studied
surely he just undermined his own point

>>50617938
I don't think a man who writes this kind of shit has any semblance of reason.

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>>50610692

his name is miranda's rapist

Will this man ever be stopped?
How many young cunnies have to be defiled and ruined until madness ends?

>>50618648
most of the girls he fucks are post-cunny

miranda, vj, ari, jamie lynn etc they were all 16-22 years old

>>50617173
funny until I noticed it was a different dan schnieder

>>50618765
How can you tell=

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>>50619171
You're kidding, right?

>There are people who actually think it's the same Dan Schneider.

>>50619345
Nah I don't actually belive it's him. I'm just curious how he noticed.

Dan "I didn't do anything wrong but people will keep spreading this rumor because of that one photo where I'm really fat and have a neckbeard" Scheider

>>50611117
> that barely concealed fear
damn yo

Dan "Not enough evidence to mount a case and no victims have come forward" Schneider

Dan "I enjoy molesting young underage girls, I probably rape them and I have a foot fetish too. I've also scared many girls, including Amanda bynes, mccurdy and the cunt with the red hair, who are now all coal burners as a result of my molestation. I'm also a filthy low-moraled Jew, so I can get away with almost anything, just ask woody. I love to put my '11 cock deep inside their buzems, with much pleasure to me." Schneider.

R8 and H8.

>>50611384
>Meagan is Missing.gif

>>50611433
That's the best one i've seen in months.

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>>50620066

>>50617285