www.tmz.com/2014/11/15/amanda-bynes -wants-dad-dead-rant-mur

Lindsey Lohan 2.0 ended up just like Lindsey Lohan? Who would have guessed?

>>50602128

>How did he brainwash them not to talk?

Looking to follow in his footsteps?

would tie her down and rape since she's crazy and broken anyway

To be fair to Dan, she's probably suffering from schizophrenia or some other psychosis.

>coalburner
>completely batshit

How unusual.

>>50602169
Lindsay is way moe functional. Amanda Byrnes has a serious mental diseas she will be fighting the rest of her life

>>50602128

she has real fucking mental problems and everyone fucking knew

stupid fuckers like you that laugh are fucking idiots

>>50602230

lindsay has addiction problems

amanda has real mental problems that need medicine and treatment

it's not her fault

>>50602128
>i want to strip for him
>to lead him on
GOD MY FUCKING DICK IS DIAMONDS

>>50602128
Amanda, pls

>says she can't trust anyone
>people around her continually prove her to be right

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>>50602128
>homophobic-audio

She proudly sucks Black cock yet is homophobic.....

>This Fucking Jew Chick

>>50602128
Its fucked how she doesn't have control over her money. I mean it should've went straight to her once she turned 18.

this still blows my mind as someone who frequently masturbated to her teenager movies where shes running around in cute sexy outfits and being adorable and fuckable

oh wait everyone did that

It's completely disgusting the way paparazzi are harassing her. She is LEGITIMATELY ill and needs to be left alone

>>50602169

I'm pretty sure lohan isn't a paranoid schizophrenic

it's not illegal to have sex with a schizophrenic you know

sounds like her dad molested her and her mom covered it up.

just sayin'.

>>50602452
I wouldn't put it in writing but she knows for sure her dad is sexually interested in her

I wanted her to make it. I knew it was downhill since 2010 (she looked like shit in Easy A) but still.

>>50602232
so can we look back on the amanda show now and realize all those skits were just her skewed view of the world in general and all her characters were probably real to her?

http://healthland.time.com/2012/08/23/older-fathers-linked-to-kids-autism-and-schizophrenia-risk/

The sad thing for a woman is, once she turns into a slut, it's completely over. No decent man will ever want to be with her/support her now. She threw it all away via being a slut.

Sucks to be a girl.

>>50602128
Its creepy how you can tell madness just by looking at her eyes.

>>50602565
>Every night, the same nightmare. Lobsters, all over my body. Pricking. And clawing. Dancing to the hellish cacophony of a thousand damned child stars. And I awaken, in a cold sweat, fearing what the next day has to offer.

>>50602586
you'd be surprised.

>>50602696
This.

Leave a man pussy starved long enough and he'll wife up a ho.
And she'll emotionally blackmail him every time he presses her to fess up to being a sloot

>>50602128
>www.tmz.com/2014/11/15/amanda-bynes-wants-dad-dead-rant-murder-family-homophobic-audio/
That's definitely meth.

>threating people and talking about killing them
>censor shit
Why

>>50602765
Murrka

That's what being a child star does to you.

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Do you think Dirty Dan Schneider has any guilt over what he did? Or does he just write it off that Cunny is Cunny, or that if he didn't do it someone else would have gotten Amanda?

>>50602798
That's what the dirty dan man does to you.

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IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED DAN?

>>50602226
Quit projecting, /pol/scum

>>50602226
She a coalburner?

I was going to say "people need to leave her alone, as she suffering from mental illness.

But if she a coalburner, fuck her. Rot in insane hell.

I can't believe I loved this girl years ago...

We were meant to get married....

;-;

>want to help friend
>post secret recording to TMZ for papbux
>hollywood people thinking

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>>50602835

VJ looks so... upset.

>>50602816
>>50602835
What's his full name?

>>50602941
why is she crying

>>50602920
There's still time. You can totes sweep her off her feet, rehabilitate her with your love, and have a loyal partner for the rest of your life.

:)

watching the amanda show back in day, thought she was the coolest person ever (besides based josh). this really bums me out

>>50602920
dodged a bullet. she would have cut off your dick and put in a jar if you were married

>>50602232
This

Equivalent of laughing at a quadriplegic

>>50602941
>Dat smeared makeup

>>50602941
this is bizarre

>>50602946
Dan Cuminsideher Schneider

>>50602941

But... my childhood...

>>50602128
>How did he brainwash them not to talk?
Dissociative hypnosis. You hypnotize the subject and have them create a new persona, generally a real fuckin wild girl with no inhibitions. Then, you re-trigger the hypnosis to activate the second personality, molest them, and the original personality won't have any memory of it. After years of doing this, however, the distinction between the person and the persona break down, and behavior becomes erratic.

>>50602946
Dan "The Dangerous Promiser" Schneider

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>>50602992

>>50602128
Her story should be shown to all girls thinking about coalburning.

>>50602877
Go back to Reddit, kid, this website is 18+.

I think its Salvia. My neighbor smoked spice for awhile and kilt himself.

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>>50602950
>not knowing Rule #1 in Dan's Harem

Dan "two hands up her fanny jammed" Schneider

>>50603059
>>50602941
why are they crying?

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damn this comment is on point

dan "the War Zone" Schneider

Is it weird that I wouldn't mind if Dan diddled my delicates? Not that I want him to but if he came up behind me and tickled my balls it's not like I would get mad.

>>50603072

The dick game was too strong

>>50602953

She could do what >>50602964 said.

2risky4mydick

I still cry every night thinking about her though.

;-;

>>50603082
I would care, but she a fucking coalburner.

>>50603088
11 incher supposedly

>>50603056
salvia and spice are completely fucking different things

>>50603072
before every photo, dan whispers to them that there is nothing they can do. their bodies are his, forever.

it's an important part of his methods to establish control

I don't care how long it takes or how I do it, I need to find out exactly what Dan Schnider did to these girls and also want to find out about the pedos in Hollywood in general (Corey Feldman being an outspoken victim of this)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP11LWb4kAo

>>50603086
that's pretty gay

>>50603104
Did you ever consider that that's part of her condition?

>>50602390
its actually rape becuase schizos can never fully consent

Dan "hurry up and eat my ass, pig" shneider

>>50603164
It may be, but once some lines are cross, euthanasia is the only answer .

>>50602946
dan 'hymen-divider' schneider

>>50603168
>dude collects lunchboxes

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>>50602941

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>>50603168
he named his dog lolly?

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If this isn't the face of a damaged girl I don't know what is

Hopefully she kills herself.

>Amanda Bynes Prefers 'Chocolate' Men
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/11/amanda-bynes-prefers-choc_n_458179.html

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>>50603213

>>50603222
holy fuck she has terrible skin
what the fuck man

>>50603222
why did I click on that

I don't want to make light of what she's going through or anything like that but, if Amanda Bynes can make it through this and get back on track her autobiography afterwards will be one hell of a read. Patty Duke's books "Call Me Anna" and "Brilliant Madness" are fascinating reads because of how they chronicle her going through her bipolar/manic depressive disorder(s).

>>50603239
She's a teenager

>>50603228

Shut up cac
Yeezy taught her well

>>50603228
When your first experience with white men is Dan Schneider, why wouldn't prefer black guys?

>>50602230
neither her
nor Lohan
are
or ever were
>moe

>>50603280
??

Face it 4chumps, you've got nothing on Candy Man Dan "She better hope therapy is covered by her healthcare provider" Schneider. You can't stop him.

>>50603289

He's implying acne

>>50603289
teeangers = acne

>>50603280
dude if it looks like that while she's got a full cake on it's not just normal hormonal teen acne
she probably looks like an old pimpley woman underneeth

>>50603278
There's no coming back from this. Bipolar is one thing. Batshit lunacy is another.

>>50603297
???

>>50603292
our only hope is for one of us is to have a qt daughter go undercover as a new actress, have her wear a wire, catch him

>>50603280
She's not a teenager, she's 21.

>>50603302
Makeup isn't clay. You can still see awful skin through it. You obviously were never in drama club.

>>50602226
I thought the same thing.

Is Dan the father of Jaime Lynn Spears's baby?

>>50603327
She's a teenager in the picture.

>>50603302
You've clearly never seen high resolution photos of women before.

>>50602128

like, like, like, like, literally, like, like, like, like, literally,
like, like, like, like, literally, like, like, like, like, literally,
like, like, like, like, literally, like, like, like, like, literally,
like, like, like, like, literally, like, like, like, like, literally,
like, like, like, like, literally, like, like, like, like, literally,
like, like, like, like, literally, like, like, like, like, literally...

>>50603325
why do I get the impression that's an adult? or at least a teenager?

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https://vine.co/v/huevMA511Jl

>Hey Dan Schneider
>I know you're watching my Vine
>Do you like my Vine
>VINE VINE VINE
>look what you've done to me...

>>50603334
yes and i can see she has awful skin

>>50603350
>You've clearly never seen high resolution photos of women before.
it's not my fault every girl you know wears a shit ton of makeup and ruins her skin at such a young age lmao maybe you should use your keen insight on the female body to teach the wonders of not ruining your skin with detrimental products

>>50603353
it's literally like a thread on /tv/

High Based Vizier Dan "The Man with the Master Plan to Get Your Daughter in the Van" Schneider strikes again.

>>50603247

If this isn't proof idk what is
Was this photo supposed to get out?

>>50603137
my dick waits in anticipation

>>50603367
>that gif

jesus christ.

>>50603168
why is that dude from one direction hanging out behind his window?
hes is stalking him for tips

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>>50603426

>>50603382

The feet one gets me every time.

>>50603247
jesus

he didnt even bother putting his pants back on

>>50603421

Probably gonna put it in a movie Eyes Wide Shut style. I'll throw in some secret codes only 4chan users know.

>>50603429
wut

>>50603082
Not to get serious, I completely agree with this.
As someone who has a mental illness (bipolar disorder mixed with bouts of schizophrenia), people just don't understand it, at all.
It fucking sucks man and everyone thinks it's as simple as giving someone drugs to cure it.

>>50603459
could be wearing shorts?

>>50603429
>posing with his wife

sure

>>50602128
monarch programming

she's coming out of it.

good girl

>>50603318
billy ray cyrus tried that with disney
they have ways of finding out and dealing with that shit
poor guy was blackmailed into basically having ot watch while disney raped his daughter both mentally, and more then likely physically

>>50603491
TOO FAR, DAN

>>50603365
the legs and the shoulder structure suggest an older short female

Yeah, it's definitely Dan brainwashing them.

It's not like rich and privileged kids who are also very famous and live in a highly materialistic and image-centric society have ever snapped and gone crazy before. Yeah, they had totally normal childhoods and so they should be totally normal as adults!

>>50603478
impossible

it'd easily dangle out from the bottom

>>50603525
Hi Dan, how was your private party tonight?

>>50603525
amanda bynes just happens to randomly have schizophrenia

doesn't excuse that dan also molested her. maybe he used lines like "your dad told me to do this" and so now she associates it with her father

can't stop the schneider

>>50603491
jeez i keep forgetting his name. what was it again?

>>50602128
pretty sure she wants to fuck her dad

>>50603554
>Oh Yes Stick It In My Pussy

this is what she is saying

>>50603562
Schizophrenia is very tricky. For most people, it doesn't show up until they're in their mid-late twenties.

>>50603566
dan "make the hole wider" schneider

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>>50603247
>no_pants.jpg

>>50603491
>h-help me

>>50602452
no, its her own delusion. she hates him because he took her money away
>>50602475
probs not

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>>50603113
the fuk you say?

Is there any proof that Dan is pumping them up? He just seems like a very protective father figure to me. Maybe I'm just naive to such things, but he really doesn't look like a molester.

How many has he had? If he isn't stopped...how many will he have had, before he gets away with it all?

It's worth noting that we don't know the full context of the situation.

>>50602585
Shit. My dad was ~30 when he had me.

>>50603543
wut?
You can't see the bottom of the picture. You can see his left knee, could be wearing shorts.

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>>50603615

u wot m9

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>>50603612
She's evading...

>>50602946
Dan "get in the van", "I do this because I can", "I have a special plan", "Kids make me feel like a man", "rough rider" Schneider.

>>50603620
he'll be pumping cum in daughters of these girls

long live the schneider

>>50603615

Never trust a man with a foot fetish

>>50603554
Is this the other coal burner from iCarly?

Is this what happens to all Disney stars? They turn into massive sluts and start fucking niggers?

Dan "DEEP DOWN INSIDE, DEEP DEEP, DOWN INSIDE her" Schneider

>>50603615
its mostly internet speculation
no real accusations or proof
however imo some of the pictures look awfully odd for somone with nothing but a proffessional relationship with the girls.
then again he could just be a touchy guy

Don't call me that

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>>50603580
>mfw there's still a chance I could get it

>>50603641
He's....feeding!

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>>50603213

>>50603642
No, silly

the 11" would dangle out from any shorts bottoms
hence, he can never wear em

it's pants or nothing

>>50603694
if you don't think about it, you won't get it

there's an entrance to hogwarts in all of our minds. we just have to not go through that door

being famous must be the worst shit in the world

>>50603247
Hes disgusting but I'd do her too

>>50603709
its 11 hard
soft it would probably be six to seven inches at most

>>50603691

>Little toe
>or 50,000,000

I don't see why not the latter

>>50603740
>Make more money than 90% of the population
>Get anything you want
>Never have to fear of bankruptcy
>Children have a safe future
Sure thing, idiot.

>>50603580
no it shows up in the teenage years.

MK Ultra

>>50603768
being rich isn't the same as being famous
and i'd rather stay as poor as i am now than be rich and have people know my face everywhere i go, judge everything i do and never be able to trust anybody


it's fucking unnatural we're not built to deal with it

>>50603745

Say what you will he has a David Lynch level eye for women. Zoey 101 and Victorious were 2 of the most attractive casts ever.

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>>50603611
hurrr turded durr

>>50603737
>tfw I created a tulpa, and now he won't leave

help, guys. all he does is sit in the corner and occasionally scream. whenever I try to shoo him out he bites at me.

>>50602941
the look of a truly happy man.
>>50602946
Dan "hymen divider" Schneider
Dan "burrito in hand, lolita in the other" Schneider
Dan "moot is scared of me, and has janitors delete threads about me" Schneider
Dan "close your eyes, this will only hurt a little" Schneider
Dan "Microchip her 'fo you hit her" Schneider
Dirty Dan the Microchip Man
Dan "Slip 'N Slider" Schneider
Dan "Slip Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Nothing to Hide and Nowhere to Hide Her" Schneider
Dan "Needs Something a Little Tighter" Schneider
Dan "Find a New IP Provider" Schneider
Dan "Money for Cunny" Schneider
Dan "The Drycleaners Retirement Plan" Schneider
Dan "first in my van, then in the can" Schneider
Dan "Two in the pink, One in the stink, Hey wanna career? Here suck my dink" Schneider
Dan "if she's a preteen he'll ride her" Schneider
Dan "don't call me that" Schneider
Dan "That's the Man, Officer" Schneider
Dan "I'm gonna tap that ass" Schneider
Dan "4chan ban" Schneider
Dan 'makes them scream like a town cryer' Schneider
Dan 'better put your daughters panties in the dryer' Schneider
Dan 'if you tell them what I did we will call you a liar' Schneider
Dan 'leaves their pussies burning like a fire' Schneider
Dan 'prepubescent girls admirer' Schneider
Dan 'they were all virgins prior' Schneider
Dan 'teen starlet aborted fetus sire' Schneider
Dan 'likes them so short they belong in the shire' Schneider
Dan 'from allegations of pedophilia I'll never perspire' Schneider
Dan 'don't expose pedowood because I know guns for hire' Schneider
Dan 'the statutory rapist' Schneider
Dan 'all inside her' Schneider
Dan 'The Coke Can' Schneider
Dan 'Rough Rider' Schneider
Dan 'The Little Sister Fister' Schneider
Dan 'Suck harder' Schneider

>>50603687
Don't call me that

>>50603145
What the fuck?

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>>50603612

>>50603580
Thanks doctor

>>50603856
That was in a kids show?

>>50603749
when you have 11'' its never really hard
never really soft

just 11''
dangling
"Dangling" Dan "11 incher inside her" Schnieder

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>>50603856

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>>50603892
wish i had the webm of the "birds" shooting white goop all over the tied up girls in skintight suits

>>50603450
Jesus christ

>>50603896
now thats suggestive

>>50603835
>Dan "burrito in hand, lolita in the other" Schneider

You just described what my version of heaven would look like.

>>50603840
For whom is he talking all those pictures?

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>>50603785

>>50603936
Himself

>>50603867
>>50603840
What if hes just fat and loves kids
You're all fucking shallow faggots

>>50603856
Funny and.... something else.

>>50603676
This cannot be real

Dan rode a teen girl so rough he broke her brain. What have you ever done with your life?

>>50603694
It's a 1 in 100 rate (maybe larger now)

>>50603988
Did he also molest that boy?

So will Dan be our imaginative patron of /tv/?

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>>50603995

>>50603995
dan "the chicken nugget" schneider

>>50603971

Surely the feds can get a surveillance warrant from a judge based solely on his TV output? Every frame of a Dan Schneider show screams sexual predator. If I was a judge and a cop brought me that gif, I'd sign anything. Wiretap warrant, search warrant, whatever they wanted.

>>50604038
He's Jewish.

Even if the goyim got angry and agitated for his arrest, he'd just flee to Israel.

>>50603986
i broke my penis masturbating

>>50604000
im guessing that in a pinch everyone looks the same with the lights down low and from the back
but more then likely the male on his shows were used to pay off some off his executive producers to keep his secret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfpg-YoQj60

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No one is safe from Dan

It can't all just be coincidence

It just can't be

>>50603954
>and loves kids

boy I'll say.

I used to laugh at Dan's antics, but now I just get depressed. This dude is for real a serial rapist. There's no doubt in my mind. Fucking pedowood.

If cunnybros were in charge, the little girls would be safe. Nothing like this would have to happen. If we spread cunnyism, we can change the world.

>>50603954

Even if he's never actually molested a kid, there's something fucking sad about grown men who relate to kids more than to other grown humans. He's always hanging around kids. Surely he's got a mental disability at least?

>>50604104
What if he, himself, was once one for the cunny? What if this is what happens, all that power gone unchecked?

>>50604087
>"keep your mouth shut or I'll have your husband assassinated"

>>50604087

Pedophilia AND bestiality? Too far, Dan.

>>50604146

Wouldn't it be the other way around? Oh if orgot, he's ehluminaughy

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>>50603835
who comes up with these

can someone hurry and write/post some Dan "the OG Virgin Killer" Schneider fanfic
I dont care with who

enough foreplay already

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>>50604123

Yo, dis nigga bulging

>>50604123
Jesus, his bulge is Niki Minaj's wet dream

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>>50603835
this entire post

>>50604170

There are whole threads where people post them. One or two at a time.

>>50604192
THE BEER CAN MAN

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>>50604164

>>50602941

Because out of frame Dan's boner is digging into her thighs.

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>>50604104
>If cunnybros were in charge, the little girls would be safe. Nothing like this would have to happen. If we spread cunnyism, we can change the world.

>these pedophiles molesting children make me sick
>if these other pedophiles were in a position of power, surely no children would be molested
>even better if everyone was a pedophile, then no children would ever be molested ever again

>>50602169
Lohan is just a spoilt bitch who wants to be relevant.

Bynes literally has a mental disorder that's just getting worse

>>50604167
president is just a puppet. the jews run everything. why do you think there's never been a jewish president? because they like to lull the goyim into a false sense of security and being in power.

>>50604208
>Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "the disciplinarian" Schneider
Dan "have a look at my" Schneider
Dan "the initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "Big Daddy" Schneider
Dan "Down South" Schneider
Dan "The man whose little kid shows come with parental warnings, no seriously, I'm no liar" Schneider.
Dan "the defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Plowed Her" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider.
Dan "The No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Ass Reamer and Pussy Redeemer" Schneider
Dan "The loli gagging" Schneider
Dan "keep them hot and oily for me" Schneider
Dan "the virginity fighter" Schneider
Dan "Move Over, Ian Watkins" Schneider
Dan "Thirty Years Younger Than Winona Ryder" Schneider
Dan "She's A Biter" Schneider
Dan "Throat Piledriver" Schneider
Dan "The Vaginal Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Vaginal Annihilator" Schneider.
Dan "Jimmy Saville's Best Man" Schneider
Dan '' The Man with a huge Ham " Schneider
Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider
Dan "the Ruff Ryder" Schneider
Dan "the virgin surgeon" Schneider
Dan "Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again." SchneiderSchneider

>>50604250

Cunnybros aren't pedos. They are LGL protectors. They are heroes and guardians. They would never hurt a cunny.

Dan, on the other hand, is a pervert.

>>50604283

Makes sense why the media (especially Fox News) hasn't torn apart Lena Dunham

>>50604368
sure, half the cunny posters can't be pedos because they are roughly the age of a junior high school student
just the other half are full blown pedos

>>50604368
That dog's gonna get hungry at some point. Then he's got an easy meal right next to him.

>>50604368
hey dude whatever you got to tell yourself to keep that gun out of your mouth for another day.

Can someone explain who this Dan guy is?

He looks fucking seedy

>>50604294
Dan "better run the harddrive wiper" schneider

>>50604389
are you telling me that tv is full of underage boys posting and jerking it to underage actresses
yeah actually i believe that

>>50603840
REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE

This guy is living the fucking dream.

I envy him.

>hasn't said anything about Dan

DAN IS INNOCENT YOU FAGGOTS!

>>50604415
dan schnieder was a nickelodeon actor turned producer and show runner
you may remember him best as the manager in goodburger
he is the creative and executive force behind modern nick basically
icarly and victorious are his
as well as basically any other nick show you can probably think off

>>50604484
He was the fat geek the stuck in the back in Head of the Class

>>50602169
>amanda bynes having potental like lohan
lol no amanda was just another deadbeat nick/disney star.

>>50604418
What's on the screen, oh god what's on the screen?

>>50604415

He's a serial child molester and unrepentant rapist with an 11 inch cock who currently works at Nickelodeon where he writes out elaborate foot fetish scenarios and passes them off as children's shows.

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What is she doing?

>>50604579


I don't see cock sucking in this

I see eating disorder shit

it's super triggering me

Honestly, I could see why people laugh at crazy people. I suffer from schizophrenia, and sometimes I laugh at the memories I have of doing really weird things, because it just seems so unreal. It must seem even more unreal to someone who's never experienced it

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>>50604418
the girl furthest away from the Rough Rider looks like she is doing her best frog impression

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>>50604640

Cosgrove does have pretty eyes. They always look so well lubricated.

>>50604612
Someone explain what this is because my dick is now in my hand and I'd like to know why. Thanks in advance.

>>50603401
>erinsanders.com
>thousands of pictures posted there
I want you to think about what you posted

I never watched iCarly or that victoria justice show. Feels like I missed out on something big.

>>50604612
>"hold it just like I taught you. yeah, that's it baby"

>>50604745

You missed out on discussions mostly. I watched all those shit shows just to be up to date. cause the thing is /tv/ didn't used to just talk about them, they had seen every episode. they could tell you their favorite episodes off the top of their head.

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all these pedos must be stopped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MTqZOAswrI

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>>50604745
nah

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I'm really glad Bella went with Disney and not Nick

Someday, someday there will be a reckoning like that guy on Sons with Guns

>>50602340
>that happy Red Foreman

>>50604809

The camerawork actually looks legit like a brazzers video.

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>>50604312

>>50604612
>What is she doing?

Soundsheck for the best place in the room, dumby.

>>50603641
... Holy shit.

>>50603481
top kek

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>>50602128
ok, /tinfoil/...if she is a product of mkultra way hasn't she been taken out? the chips and programming are obviously not holding up

checkmate

>>50604130
>there's something fucking sad about grown men who relate to kids more than to other grown humans
>implying kids aren't humans
>implying you aren't just as sad as the people you criticize by being on a board dedicated to anime,basically kid stuff to most grown humans. you ferengi asshole/..

>>50602320
Holy shit, if this isn't an underrated post, I don't know what is

>>50603011
So, Dan does the type of shit I see fat dudes do all the time in hentai doujins? What if... What if Dan is so obsessed with 2D that he rapes 3D girls into going crazy as penance for them having one dimension too many?

>>50605139

I don't talk about anime.

>>50603615
>but he really doesn't look like a molester.
There's no molester that looks like a molester.
That's how they get away with it.

>Be Dan
>Not an actual pedo, but just like teenager girls feet
>Everyone thinks I'm banging them but I'm just sniffing and licking their feet.

>>50603367
the signs just pile on

>>50603664
>Never trust a man with a foot fetish

Truer words were never spoken

>>50603832
then just open your eyes, after you kill him hard that is

>>50603806
see, the thing is, you dont have to be. There are guys and women in hollywood that don't play the paparazzi game. They dont live in Hollywood, they dont go clubbing and partying, they own private ranches in nevada, or montana, or idaho, and live in the middle of nowhere, and only head down to hollywood to make a movie.

Celebrity is what you make of it. And if you dont do the party-nightlife bullshit, you don't get paparazzied to death.

>>50603694

>have brother that was institutionalized in his late 20s
>afraid i may also be mentally ill
>fear makes me hold back when someone does something i think is a problem in case i'm just being crazy
>inability to express myself drives me to crazier behaviour

>>50603566
Dan "even though she's too young, and morally i shouldn't even be sexually attracted to her, let alone even THINK about doing anything, I'm still going to put it inside her" Schneider

Dan "In and Out, Easy Glider" Schneider has done nothing wrong

>>50603025
God I can't wait until the whole Dan thing is uncovered so faggots like you don't post this shit as a source anymore...

>>50603840
Regardless of him being a pedo, how is this OK in any context other than him being her father?

>>50607588

I'm afraid to even pull faces at a kid.

>>50603676
IS THIS REAL

This thread was both fucking funny, enlightening and surprising but threads dead, threads dead baby.

>>50607767
https://twitter.com/DanWarp/status/310598904456552448

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>>50602128
post 300!!!!!!!!!

>>50604418
it looks like they're pretending

it really looks like they're pretending

Can't 4chan do anything to get this ball rolling?

>>50608065
Why doesn't the public suspect Dan "the cunny man with the master plan" Schneider

>>50608299
''that's not my hand'' dan is too crafty for em

>>50602586

Women can live their entire lives without ever working. If you feel sorry for them you're already in their trap

>>50603072

Both pics are from last day of shooting (2 different shows)

plus anal

>>50603347

She does look a lot like him

>>50603401

She posts them on her own site, and has not gone crazy like amanda

>>50604130

...

his job is working with kids.

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>>50609220