>>50447349 Worst theater experience was some asshole wouldn't shut the fuck up during the first half of American Hustle. Most awkward theater experience was seeing The Master with my mom, she wanted to see it and I had no idea there was full frontal nudity in it.
I saw the Thin Red Line about week after I broke my tailbone. My ass had never been so sore as it was about 1/2 way through that movie.
it kind of poisoned me to Malik because every time I think of him it just automatically associates to the memory of watching a 19 hour string of cameos of every white guy working in hollywood and a sore ass. In other words, Malik makes me literally butthurt.
Saw World War Z with my dad and at the beginning when a truck comes crashing into them and the chaos breaks out my dad just shouts out "WELL THAT WASN'T GOOD", he has always been like that at movies. He always refused to turn his phone off and would even answer it in the movie.
>worst: went to see copland when I was younger and the film burned out >best: spiderman 3 midnight and everyone hating it to the point of throwing popcorn at the screen when mary kissed harry screaming BOOO
>>50447779 >>50447916 Yeah, basically this. That was my main complaint with the movie; Tarantino treated slavery not as a really evil ingrained societal notion, but more as a SPECTRE-esque cartoonish enemy that could be killed by shooting some rednecks. Yes, I know autism and all that and Tarantino probably did it on purpose, and I did still enjoy the movie to a degree.
I saw the original Halloween in theater a couple of years ago, at one point the screen went black but the sound was still going. After five minutes of no picture they sorted it out and rewound the movie to the point where the screen went black. I kinda wish I had walked out, realizing they were showing a shitty digital DVD rip of the movie killed some of the magic.
When I saw Lincoln the sound was terrible, everything was slightly distorted and there was a constant crackling type noise. I wanted to ask management to fix the problem but there weren't any ushers in the theater and I didn't want to miss any of the movie.
>>50447596 I was part of that audience. Hell, me and my friend laughed the hardest. It's a ridiculous movie filled with convenient contrivances that makes it all the more absurd and laughable. The sequel on the other hand is a near modern masterpiece.
> seeing enders game > walk into theater with little brother > movies taking forever to start > dont think much of it > 1 hour later, bad grandpa starts > shit, i walked into the wrong theater > scramble to the proper theater > movies halfway through > about 15 minutes later, have to use restroom > goes to toilet, takes a shit > satisfied > reaches over to grab toilet paper > it's fucking empty > all hope is lost > pulls up boxers and pants > shuffles over to a stall that actually has paper
on that day my soul died and it was no one's fault but my own
>>50448463 Worst theater experience of my life. A friend called me and another buddy and told us he had won these free tickets on the radio. So we went. Why we didn't walk out or sneak into another movie before or at the break, I'll never know. But we seriously considered asking for a refund during, it was that torturous.
Still the king >Go see remaster of Alien three years ago >Huge theatre in the city, completely packed >Amazing transfer. Sound is perfect. Dank, beautiful colours and perfect blacks. >Everyone laughs at the chestburster scene and the scene in the tunnel where the alien bursts out. Everyone is giggling as they're walking through the eggs because lel suspense we're 2cool for that look how silly and retro this film is, I'm going to show how badass I am by mocking every scene with laughter even though I paid for this experience. >Entire experience was a waste of time, there was zero atmosphere thanks to pleb cinema-goers. >Heard the alpha in a pack of dudebros remarking in the lobby that he prefers the movies which had the aliens and the predators I know that last one sounds like something I would make up, but it's completely true.
>celebrating my dad on his 50th birthday by going to London >Get to see either Christmas Carol or Dr Parnassus >would rather see a Terry Gilliam movie and Heath Ledger's last one than another Uncanny valley CGI movie from Zemeckis >dad is leaning towards Christmas Carol but is persuaded to see Parnassus >Watch movie >it's pretty bad >leave theater >he turns to us and says "Thanks for ruining my birthday by going to see this trash" >Walk shamefully 1m behind him for the rest of the walk to the hotel I don't blame him because his mother had died recently
>>50448554 >Everyone laughs at the chestburster scene and the scene in the tunnel where the alien bursts out. Everyone is giggling as they're walking through the eggs because lel suspense we're 2cool for that look how silly and retro this film is, I'm going to show how badass I am by mocking every scene with laughter even though I paid for this experience. At least you got to see Alien in perfect quality, when I saw Halloween the audience laughed through half of the movie and it was a shitty DVD rip.
>>50448554 >>50448640 >>50448641 I usually wait until horror films are going out of theaters and I can be pretty sure to have the hall for myself, or until they're released on dvd before watching them, and I do so alone. It's easier to get invested and be scared that way, you don't have a crutch in a friend or a spouse or some tough guy dudebroes and giggling scream queens ruining it for you.
Saw Lone Survivor In XD cinemark theater in Monroeville, PA last February. Black guy came in with his gf a couple minutes in movie and sat one row in front of my brother and I a few seats to the left. I shushed him after about 15 minutes into movie didn't listen. About 30 minutes later i decided to complain and the manager came in about 5 minutes after i did and gave him a warning. After he leaves the black guy isnt to happy and leaves while getting in my face saying "I beat yo ass ill see you in the parking lot afterwards im strapped in my whip ill fuck you up"
Nothing happend i left amd called theater next day amd explained they were pretty shocked. They guy got refunded his tickets for voluntarily leaving early and shit the night prior. I got 2 free passes amd thats the worst ive had. Fucking nigs man
>>50447349 Some faggot in the row behind me let his feet without his shoes rest on the sit next to my face, after asking politely I had to get up and tell him that I'm gonna punch him if he wouldn't stop that.
>>50449127 >muh loving tribute to 70s exploitation films >muh delicious ass and feet and Kurt fucking Russel hamming it up having a great time >muh awesome car stunts and soundtrack
Its biggest mistake was to be attached to Rodriguez's lesser work that, along with the trailers, set the wrong tone for what was to follow and proved to much to many of the already fatigued by that point audience.
>At this rather pricey theater, but I like it because the seats are 2comfy and you can reserve which specific seat you want ahead of time >Arrive 6 hours early (was in the neighborhood), reserve a seat in the PERFECT position (three quarters up, directly in the middle, nobody else around me) >Six hours later arrive at theater- >Fucking old man has his family parked right next to me >Not sure WHY since he could literally see before purchasing that there was a random nigger sitting right next to him, decide fuck it I'm just gonna watch the movie from my seat anyways >Can tell old man is uncomfortable by my proximity, but fuck him this is MY seat >Halfway through the movie they all get up and move further down the row
Maybe I was an asshole, but fuck it I wanted that seat.
>>50447794 Ugh, I was watching TKDR with my Dad during that amazing opening scene, and when that CIA guy was holding the terrorist's head out of the plane he just starts laughing hysterically, chanting "HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD, CRASHING THIS PLANE, BIG GUY, FOR YOU" ugh so embarrasing
>go see interstellar in the vip cinema with the cool comfy couches >we get there >no seats left, what the fuck >we're all too beta to do anything, movie just started and we want to watch it >me and my friends watch the whole three hours on laying on the floor feeling the vibrating walls and people jumping over us when they wanted to go the bathroom
we all left with whiplash/scoliosis but the movie was cool
>go see Jackson's King Kong >some mom and her little brat sit two rows behind me >fucking kid won't shut up >"what's that?" >"where's that?" >"who's that?" >"what happened?" >"where are they going?" >"why are they doing that?" >"where's King Kong?" leave your kids at home
>>50449366 My brother is fucking terrible. >female character shows up >"Oh man I'd fuck her so hard." >other female character shows up >"Fuck, I bet she sucks dick like a champ" It goes on and on as if he thinks people don't know he's gay.
Worst was when I saw The Hobbit for the first time, and actually had to pee 3 times during the movie.
I always have to go at least once during a movie, but I'm usually prepared and don't drink a lot of liquids that day. This one time I saw the Hobbit was a spur of the moment thing and I had been drinking water and snapple all day.
>>50447349 I went to see Underworld: Awakening. That movie is shit just like the others. Except for maybe the first one. And to make matters worse my dad has a really psychotic habit of repeating movie lines, word for word, in this awkward whisper. When the movie was finished I asked him why he does that. It's something he does very often. And he reacted by saying "I DIDN'T" Throwing the popcorn at me, storming out on the cinema, getting into the car and driving out of the car park. Making me walk to the car for no apparent reason. Yes. He IS autistic.
>Spring Breakers >90% of the audience is teenage girls and moms >Nearly everyone sits in awkward silence for the entire film >Woman in the front row bursts into laughter every single time James Franco has a line
>go to see Interstellar >buy my ticket and some popcorn >as I approach the ticket checker he looks concerned >tells me that the theater has recently adopted a no singles policy >confiscates my popcorn and calls security to escort me out >walk out into the parking lot and almost get hit by some old guy >cry in my car for a while and get a parking ticket What a day
I went to this Planetario place, which is a science museum + motherfucking dome shaped IMAX screening room. When I got there I realized most people who go there are families or students on school trips and I was there alone
So I was just waiting there leaning against a wall near the ticket thing since I didn't want to go see the fucking space shuttle model by myself. Then I see two staff people talking and looking at me, one comes up and asks if I'm waiting for someone and I say no, forced a smile and said "I'm here by myself and I'm here just for the movie" and said lol I'm a grown up and I don't want to go to the interactive science toy shit, he said "well there are some books there you could read, and those are for any age :)" I told him I was good and just waited there.
Then as I'm in the line, this rich fuck girl is asking her dad FUCKING OUT LOUD SO WE ALL HEAR if they can go to New York (this is fucking Mexico so most people around you would be brown poorfags)
When I was finally watching the movie I had to go to pee and someone had to walk me to the bathroom because you couldn't leave from the door we entered, and he said he would wait for me until I finished so he would walked me inside
>mfw I didn't want to seat where I originally was and sitted in a place where the screen looked deformed and shitty >mfw it had just a few minutes left when I returned
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