In this thread: People who could have killed The Mountain.
he couldnt even kill gormless snow
Baelish could have taken the big guy
Remember. Fookin Legend.
Any knight. ANY KNIGHT.
me fooking legend gin alley
Stay in your quarantine thread
The Hound, perhaps.
Grey Worm if the reward was Qyburn growing his dick back so he can peg the brown girl.
>>45190533
>>45190533
Absolutely not.
>>45190626
except he did, but got backstabbed
however, i still dontt hink he would kill the Mountain because the reason why Oberyn was successful is eh didn't get close to the Mountain he used his spear from afar and poked him. With knives, fookin legend would have to get close and then Mountain would probably overpower him.
>>45190533
>>45191242
the natty king
>>45191106
>getting payed to pretend to be a cunt
i want this job
Bruce Lee
the Alien from "Alien"
The Terminator from ''Terminator''
>>45190742
This. Fookin' Legend is canon strongest GoT.
Victarion GreyjoyToo bad showfags are never gonna see him.
>>45191322
We pretty much know what happens when you get within arms reach of Gregor.
>>45191559
Bruce Lee was more of an actor than the guy playing The Mountain. I don't know why people still praise his Bullshito and Kung Pow Chicken Fu.
Lee would get raped by the worst professional MMA fighter in the world.
Oberyn Martell (with a helmet)
Jaime Lannister (with hand)
Ser Barristan Selmy (when he was younger)
The Hound (possibly)
Any Faceless Man (assassination is still killing)
>>45191992
Oberyn could have killed him if he had been smart enough to do it quick, no helmet necessary.
>>45191992
Selmy could kill him even now, no problem.
Brienne too probably. And Berric, eventually.
>>45191868
You're a special kind of retard, aren't you?
Lee is often cited as the inspiration for the concept of MMA in and of itself.
>>45191992
Firstly, Oberyn doesn't need a helmet. His hubris killed him. He was clearly streets ahead of the Mountain in terms of combat.
Secondly, if the Mountain hits your head, even with a helmet, you're probably going to die anyway.
>>45191868
No rules fight like Lee bitched about being the only real ones scenario? Doubt the worst, but would definitely love to watch him fight everyone and confirm if he was as big as his tongue made him look like.
And we are talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the ridoukou path ability), equipped with his Gunbai, control of the juubi and Gadou Mazou, a Perfect Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu.
>>45192133
let me guess, you heard that on Spike TV right?
>>45192186
Dude is tiny, there is no way he would be able to compete above his weight class (assuming he was a legitimate fighter)
Bran can warg into the Mountain right?
>>45191992
Bronn. Just as fast as Oberyn, and he wouldn't have pranced around like a moron.
>>45192360
>Bronn
Showfags, I swear.
>>45191868
>>45192133
bruce lee was an actor with a huge entourage and film industry helping him "show off" with his "feats" and "fight skills"
he was very strong but if you think he wouldn't get dropped by some low level kickboxer from thailand you are insane
he was an actor first and foremost. never forget that.
>>45192129
Brienne is a nice character and all, but you're kidding yourself if you think that she is on that level. She'd try to match Gregor at his game, and she'd lose. If you're just going to try to go at the guy with traditional knightly combat, you're fucked, he'll wreck your shit. Selmy might have enough technique to get one over on him. Jaime would be fucked, even with his hand. Sandor might do it, especially with Gregor's debilitated state by the point that this happened in the show (he has massive headaches due to an injury), and his hatred for Gregor.
In his late teens strapped
Darkstart
>>45192322
Yes, I have that in consideration, but I'm talking about probably going for the kill from second one, I'd like to see what he could pull out. With basic MMA rules, then yes, Lee is fucked in every way by almost everyone, I'm talking about his perfect scenario according to himself.
>>45192360
Bronn isn't really that fast, and he uses a sword, not a spear. The Mountain would fucking cream him.
>>45190533
Because big men fall just the same when you put a sword through their heart.
>>45192384
Uh... what? He was called Bronn in the books too dickhead.
>>45192429
Thank you,
its nice to come across other people who don't live in fantasy land.
>>45192488
you realize that without weapons, a street fight is no different than a MMA for the most part.
And before you start jumping down my throat with "MMA Rules". If an MMA fighter knows that there are no rules (biting, eye gouging, etc...) they will make use of it.
Lee would still get bent over, unless his ideal situation is in front of a camera with a guy that is paid to lose.
>>45191206
HE IS THE PUSS THAT WAS PROMISED
>>45192168
>streets ahead
I like you
the night's watch dude who hated crossbows
hell, for that matter, anyone with a crossbow and decent aim
>>45192524
He means that Bronn, while a bit of a badass in the books, is not up to snuff with someone like Gregor. The character has more emphasis in the show, and so people who only watch the show think that he's one of the best fighters in the world. In reality, he's a mercenary that can give some "knights" trouble because they're not terribly competent fighters to begin with and they're used to fighting exactly one way.
Bronn would get his shit wrecked by the average Dothraki raider, or even FUUKEN LEGEND up there. He's good, but he's not great.
MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE MOUNTAIN'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT KINGS LANDING
Roose would end him with a well placed body slam. Have you see the gut on him lately?
The Roose may be loose, but the belt line isn't.
>>45190533
Dany. Her dragons would wreck his shit
>>45192060
this
Oberyn was more than a match for the Gregor, but he had to get his confession instead of just killing him outright.
>>45192990
Yeah thats not how 1 v 1 combat works, in reality shed get slaughtered brutally
>>45190533
Any cunt with a a crossbow and 20m between them...
He's been to the top of the mountain
>>45193123
Her dragons are a part of her you moron, she gets to include them in a fight. all shed have to do is run around faster than that big fuck and let her dragons toast him up
Face it, Dany is the most powerful character in the show
>>45193403
Then why cant she control them for shit
>>45192891
>Have you see the gut on him lately?
I noticed that during the scene with his son. Roose has let himself go.
>>45193403
>dragons that she can't control coming to her aid in a fight
lol
She doesn't even know where they are most of the time.
>>45190655
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic CIA agent guy isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bane fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FOR YOU. FOR YOU. FOR YOU”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>45193636
Fuck you.
>>45193636
I've seen some tryhard copypasta in my time, but this has to be one of the worst.
>>45193636
holy shit you're fucking autistic m8
>getting this upset over baneposting
end yourself
>>45190533
I was seriously hoping The Hound would've been the one who killed him. That shit would've been epic.
>Mfw Oberyn was called "The Viper" and most likely fought with a poison coated blade.
>Mfw the mountain will lie their for a long time in agony
>Mfw Oberyn will have his revenge from the grave
>Mfw Sir Gregor will soon wish that The Viper would've just cut his head off instead of letting him rot from inside
>>45193799
>getting your teeth knocked out while gloating
>get killed the same way as the person you were supposed to be avenging
>killed horribly in front of your lover
>your face is probably too horrific for a public burial
nah I think the Mountain is still ahead in this one
>>45193799
I'm hoping the show retcons Mountain's death, and the first scene of the next episode is him celebrating by drinking wine, fucking a very grateful Cersei and killing peasants.
>>45193519
You know when you get an erection at a bad time? It's kind of like that
>>45193887
>my face when the teeth
>>45191773
I'll drop the show if no kingsmoot.
>>45194019
>mfw the teeth
>>45193893
Meh, Sir Gregor wasn't nearly as good a character as Oberyn was. A dull, large, hostile guy who was too slow. He got a spear through the chest twice and his hamstring severed. Even if he were to survive, he'd only be a big fat cripple for the rest of his life. And possibly retarded like Tyrions retarded cousin from the dosage of poison he more than likely suffered.
Oberyn's death was fairly quick and relatively painless compared to what Sir Gregor's death, which if you've read the books, is not a death I'd wish on my worst enemy.
>>45191992
Young Arthur Dayne
>>45194108
>Oberyn's death was fairly quick and relatively painless
Having your teeth punched out, your eyes gouged and you head burst in the same manner your sister's was (whom you were trying to avenge) all in front of your wife and everyone who just saw you showboating a minute ago is relatively quick and painless?
If anything the poison will make Oberyn look worse. After all, poison is a woman's weapon. He died the same way he's going to kill the Mountain; like a bitch.
>>45191992
Bobby Baratheon
>>45192436
He has massive headaches due to some unknown condition. He's always been that way in the story. That's why he spends the majority of his time holed up in his keep minding his own business.
Or Gregor is secretly a NEET.
All I could think during the fight was that Oberyn was some scrub using Santier's Spear who got his just desserts.
>>45194238
Young Bobby B would have caved in Gregor's chest just like he did to the princeling faggot, WHILE injured.
>>45192133
and he inspired it with his PHILOSOPHIES.
Otherwise he was a fucking actor. He never proved himself as a competitor ever, EVER.
You can never assume someone would've been a good competitor by watching them throw flashy moves on a movie screen or breaking boards at a demostration
>>45193799
>I was seriously hoping The Hound would've been the one who killed him. That shit would've been epic.
GET HYPE
>>45194326
Bobby B confirmed for goat ASOIAF warrior.
Daynefags btfo
Selmyfags btfo
Jamiefags btfo
I wish Jaqen was back in the show.
How about Loras Tyrell? Wasn't he supposed to be half decent? He did beat Gregor in a joust...
And how about Daario?
Not really a person, but
>>45194218
most of the terrible things you described are only terrible for the audience.
When it comes to which is a more terrible death, you have to think about the person dying and nothing else.
Oberyn won't hear anyone calling him a bitch from the grave and probably didn't even think about his sister as he was dying due to the massive shock and pain.
So the fact is, he'd died quickly. It hurt, but it was quick.
Mountain is going to suffer and suffer until he wishes someone would crush his head, and that's what makes it a "Worse death"
So I don't remember S1, didn't Jorah stop spying on Dany after a while? Like he was once a spy and then fell in love with her and just wanted to be by her side instead of exploiting her?
Or was he still a filthy rat when she banished him?
>>45194411
I think he's not well known because the books don't mention his exact fights that much. The fact that he wielded a maul and had enough raw strength to bash in Rhaegar's armor while injured means he was one strong, brutal motherfucker. He could definitely beat Gregor.
This guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7j3enoXBD4
>>45194326
I dunno Robert is just as big as Ned
Mountain could probably push back his swing if he tried
>>45194218
>poison is a womans weapon
Get a load of this faggot.
>>45194411
Bobby B >>>>>>>>>> Dayne > Selmy > Jamie
>>45194218
>Poison is a womans weapon
Oberyn wasn't called "The Viper" for no reason. Do you really think he cared if it was a weapon for women when he was trying to kill the man who murdered his sister? Nope. Killing is killing, regardless of the method. He wanted Gregor dead, and he wanted him to suffer. Poison would be the perfect weapon if you want your enemy to suffer. Hell, look how twisted and fucked up Jofferey's face was when he got a dose of "The Strangler".
Prince Oberyn was known to be a connosieur of poisons. If you don't think he coated his blade in a far more painful and long lasting toxic compound than what Joffrey suffered, you're going to be sadly mistaken. Sir Gregor lingers in an agony induced stupor before finally basically choking to death on his own blood, while his nervous system feels as if it's been hit by a blowtorch.
Oberyn died in under a minute. The Mountain will take much, much longer, and he'll be like a terrified and helpless Sansa Stark during the full duration.
>>45194472
we don't know what those last moments are like
>>45191868
He spent years streetfighting before it got to the point that he would A) eventually end up seriously fucking someone up and B) had every up and comer wanting to "test him out".
He used to train on cement bags.
>>45194426
well if you're going to go there then just pick any superhero
>>45194426
I don't think Gregor could even take a small one of those. They regenerate and they're abnormally strong for their size. It would lift him up and tear his head off, while he just stabs it in the arm and it takes no notice.
>>45194426
>stallman
>not a person
>>45194080
Kingsmoot confirmed not happening
>>45194524
But what about strong Belwas?
>>45194539
but we do know it was very fast.
slow pain is always way worse than fast pain.
the old bandaid "pull it off quick" thing is just one of many examples.
Take it from someone with chronic illness. I'd rather go out in some quick gruesome way than slowly have my lunges fill up with liquid until my breathing sounds like I'm slurping soup (like my poor late grandfather)
>>45194483
Yeah, he stopped wayyyyy early into it, like right after the brother died
but that slut gives no fucks, she wants to ensure she has no competition for the title of worst plotline by getting rid of the only good characters in it
>>45194614
Source. Maybe not this next season but 6 maybe? Surely GRRM told d&d that victarion will sit on the throne
>>45194621
Bobby B >>>>>>>>>> Dayne = Strong Belwas > Selmy >>> Jamie
>>45194509
Bobby B was injured and had enough strength to crush Rhaegar's chestplate AND his chest. If Bobby hit the Mountain anywhere, that part of his body would be shattered and useless. Leg, arm, whatever.
He hits the back of his leg while dodging Gregor.
Gregor goes down.
Hammer caves Gregor's skull in.
He hits Gregor's arm. Doesn't matter which one. If he hits the shield arm, Gregor can't use a shield and has to rely on nonstop offense to keep Bobby at bay. Bobby hits him in the leg, repeat first scenario. If he hit Gregor's sword arm, Gregor is done for immediately. You can't swing a six foot greatsword when your fingers/wrist/forearm is broken.
>>45194417
He only beat Gregor because Gregor's horse went crazy when Loras used a horse in heat.
>>45194653
He barely even tried to defend himself or plea. He did a really shitty job of explaining his actions.
Lord Walker of Texas
>>45190533
Am I the only one who hopes Sir Gregor survives JUST so I can see The Hound cut his head off?
>>45194640
>>45194472
Christ you're an idiot.
No, his death was not fast. Not at all.
Not counting the pain and humiliation of having his teeth punched out when he was in arm's reach of victory, every agonizing second that Mountain's armored fingers were in his eyes must've felt like a century. Anyone who's ever been in any serious pain before will tell you that no matter how quick it really was, it always feels much longer. That's common sense.
>>45194525
>Do you really think he cared if it was a weapon for women when he was trying to kill the man who murdered his sister?
Well I doubt he cares about much these days. But what everyone else who's still alive is going to care about is his reputation, and as it stands now he died like a bitch in agonizing pain to the man who killed his sister, and resorted to using poison in a duel. He may have gotten his revenge, but he isn't around to enjoy it, his wife is a widow and people will spit on his memory.
>>45193636
Someone get this hot head outta here!
>>45194695
Exactly my thoughts as well.
>>45194703
This. Snowfags only know bob as a fat fuck. In his prime he wielded a two handed war hammer with one hand. Stronk as fuck.
>>45193799
>I was seriously hoping The Hound would've been the one who killed him. That shit would've been epic
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>>45194927
>>45194907
>CIA guy in the smoke
My sides.
>>45194927
>2K14
>implying TwoW will be released in are lifetime
>>45194795
Read the books faggot
Cleganbowl will happen
>>45190533
Robert Prime
Barristan Prime the GOAT
Authur Dayne GOAT of GOATS
Oberyn technically did but fucked it up with gloating
I bet the fucking Smiling Knight could have even done it, that's just a few off the top of my head.
>>45194108
Plus whatever Qyburn does to him. I remember reading that the head that was sent to Dorne was actually penny's brother's head, since Dwarves have larger than average heads. If so, Gregor is still alive, but in a kind of zombie state. Oberyn got the easy way out.
>>45194811
Dorn is not Westeros. I doubt anyone in Dorn would care about how he killed Gregor, just so long as he killed him.
>People will spit on his memory
In Westeros maybe, but Oberyn wasn't one to really care about anyone from there, or even from Dorn. He was out for blood and revenge for the blood of his blood. I think Oberyn stopped caring about his "legacy" the moment he decided to fight for Tyrion.
Either way it doesn't matter. Oberyn's dead, and Gregor will be soon enough (albeit a much more painful and longer lasting death) Oberyn got what he wanted, and that was for Gregor to suffer.
>>45194964
>Gregor Clegane
>dreams of spring
>2015
Laffin hard
>>45194811
No son. You are the idiot.
Your argument is so bad I had to reread it a couple of times because I thought surely I had missed something.
Yes, even a short amount of time can seem like a long amount of time when it's terrible.
But guess what? (TRY soooo hard to follow me here) A LONG amount of time with horrible pain will feel even LONGER.
Get it?
You get stabbed in the eye, through to the stomach, and maybe it feels like an eternity for you to die but it only took a few minutes
you have some crazy stomach cancer and it feels like you're getting stabbed in the stomach every day for MONTHS, maybe even YEARS.
It's the same amount of pain in each scenario but stretched over a much much longer period of time in the latter.
So how in the hell can the latter not be worse?
The only argument you can even hope to make is that getting your eyes crushed in and skull crushed is somehow way more painful than having your stomach and other body parts rot from the inside out.
But it can't just be more painful to be worse, it would have to be exponentially more painful, as in 10000x more and there's no way it is.
Please stop
>>45191992
>(assassination is still killing)
anybody can kill anybody when they're unaware dumbfuck.
>>45194653
>>45194709
His information was the cause of the assassination plot. They realized that a Targaryen pregnant with "The Stallion Who Would Mount The World" could actually be a threat and it's best to nip it in the bud.
He saved her life by sheer luck, but it was his own fault it already happened.
>>45194811
I'm not the one you're arguing with but, if you make me choose between weeks of insufferable pain from poison or 1 min of gruesome painful death, the answer would be easy.
His death was fast. You're a retard.
>>45195024
>>45195005
I just bought the first and second books today. I honestly like it better than the show. Far more detailed. I haven't gotten to the Cleganbowl yet, I'm only about 3 chapters into the first one.
Assuming he'd been taking his pills.
>>45195033
Jesus, it's one thing to be an idiot, but to be arrogant about it? Do you have any redeeming qualities at all you dumb shit retard?
Move the goalposts all you want, my point still stands, his death wasn't quick at all. It may pale in comparison to a death that will last a few days, but that was never what this was about dumb ass. He died an agonizing death that was not short or merciful in any way, in addition to being shameful and humiliating.
Your attempt at being condescending was cute, but you don't seem to understand that you don't have a leg to stand on. Grow up and quit crying.
>>45195048
The above goes double for you retard. The argument was never about which death is worse, it was about the fact that Oberyn's death was NOT quick and nowhere near painless, as the above retard implied and as you retarded agreed with. Now sit the fuck down.
>>45193636
>>45194907
shit like this is why I come to 4chan
faggots getting mad and yelling at other faggots
anyway, back to lurking
>>45192436
Jaime was better than Sandor, he was as good as Barristan
theres only one champ
>>45194695
What about Areo Hotah?
>FOR YOU
Why is he so short?
>>45195033
You type the way Oberyn died--like a bitch.
>>45195235
Way down the list. I don't think he's even top 20.
>>45195187
Holy shit you cunt, did you really just say
>his death wasn't quick at all. It may pale in comparison to a death that will last a few days, but that was never what this was about
Do you realize this entire conversation started because you argued against this sentence:
>>Oberyn's death was fairly quick and relatively painless
You took issue with it being called fairly quick and tried to argue that it was still as bad or worse than a slow death, and my entire argument to you
(me starts at >>45194472) was all about "it is fairly quick compared to a much longer death, and much longer deaths are worse"
so wtf are you even talking about? You just admitted you don't even believe what you were arguing with me about because you just said
> It may pale in comparison to a death that will last a few days,
which was, I repeat, MY ENTIRE POINT
shut up already. tell me I fail at this or that all you want to but you're just wrong here.
People think Robert Strong is The Mountain.
WHAT IF it was Robert Baratheon parts stitched up with The Mountain parts?
Or else why call it ROBERT.
>>45195392
Holy shit, what's wrong with you? At this point if you're just pretending to be retarded, you're a natural.
>>Oberyn's death was fairly quick and relatively painless
This is what we were arguing about you retarded piece of shit. You said Oberyn's death was "fairly quick and relatively painless", I pointed out that you were hilariously wrong, and now you're posting in confusion because you couldn't keep track of a simple discussion and are blaming me for you being a dumb fuck.
Just get to be kid, you're done here.
The Mountain is not a good fighter at all, you take a man that fucked in the head, that size, encase him in armor and hand him a big ass sword(and a huge tolerance for opiates)? yeah, no common warrior has a chance. Dex over Str everyday of the week.
>>45195530
Showfag detected
>>45194674
Daario is being combined with victorian
>>45190533
cant beat someone who's FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>45195447
Like DIO taking Jonathan's body?
>>45194238
>Seeing Bobby instead of Robert
What my mind went to
Wasnt it implyed in season 3 that Selmy already knew about Mormonts spying? Didnt he and Mormont share a moment and he pretty much came outright and said he knew he was a spy?
>>45194218
>all in front of your wife
She wasn't his wife.
Also, spoilers for what happens to Gregor:After dieing a long, painful dead, further exacerbated and prolonged by Qyburn, his head is cut off and boiled. The skull is sent to the Martell's. The rest of his body is reanimated to fight for Cersei since that half-wit still doesn't understand that she is playing out of her league. Sandor will likely still face off against Gregor's reanimated remains in whatever final showdown occurs between the living and the dead.
>>45190533
i'd like to see Gregor beat the Tonbogiri.
Probably someone with a gun
>>45195771
>Implying it isn't Penny's brother's skull in the box
>>45194252
Not always, just for a long time. Either it is an affect of his gigantism, or due to an injury. I think it was said that it may have been an injury incurred during some jousting.
>>45195576
Do you mean Eurio, because Victarion and Darrio are way fucking different people, yeah Viccy was sent to track down Dany, but that would confuse showkids, wouldn't it?
>>45195783
I'd like to see him fight this guy. There's not a man alive or dead, real or fictional who could defeat Saren Arterius
>>45195851
...Commander Shepard?
>>45192436
>Jaime wouldn't be able to beat The Mountain even with his hand
retardalert.gif
Why did they decide to cut back to the brain-splosion shot after cutting away? I got the point the first time, I don't watch this show for the gore-porn.
>>45195880
Well, MAYBE Commander Shepard (defends on whose playing him)
But seriously, fighting an alien from a warlike species, who also happens to be possessed by a far more powerful ancient AI system would prove impossible for a man like Gregor.
>>45194927
>>45194964
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Mountain is too strong
>>45195989
He may be strong, but my money is still on The Hound.
>>45195851
>There's not a man alive or dead, real or fictional who could defeat Saren Arterius
I'm assuming you're meaning "human" and "non-superpowered" when you say "man", for obvious reasons.
I present to you pic related and offer you the chance to reflect on your statement.
Robert Prime.
The Hound (maybe)
Wun Weg Wun Dar wun and maybe a couple of other big guys I've forgotten about
That's it.
Only retard strength or high skill with a weapon that out-ranges the mountain can beat the mountain
Every other normal human being would die exactly the way Bronn explains it when Tyrion asks Bron to be his champion.
The mountain would be able to swing his great sowrd that is as long as a fully-grown man continuously at full strength without tiring while Jaime lannister or Arthur dayne or whoever is forced to dodge, while being unable to make any significant attack on his full-plate armor, hoping that the mountain will tire first and then can be made to lose balance but really they'll tire first and eventually get cut down. Only people with enough strength to trade blows with the mountain would be able to beat him unless they're sick with a spear.
the beetle speech is pretty stupid
Could the Hound beat the Mountain?
Sandor seems like a better all around fighter and we already saw in S1 that he can certainly hold his own against Gregor, plus Sandor is more quick and fierce.
>>45190533
anyone with a bow or crossbow thats had more training with it then your average peasant
>>45196115
Cleganbowl WILL happen. Soon.....
>>45194417
Loras is a poser. He picks fights that he knows that he can win, even if he has to cheat to do it. Certainly he is better than most of the knights in Westeros, because most of the knights in Westeros are garbage, but he'd still get fucked by a real soldier like Gregor.
Was the this blood tube and tape made from Valyrian Rubber?
>>45196138
The hound is going to die shortly from that infected wound. They even foreshadowed it this episode or were you too busy jacking off to Arya to notice?
>>45195503
Oh I am done.
I'm tired of trying to explain that slow is slower than fast to someone that already agrees with me.
Goodbye
>>45194426
The mountain could probably quite easily take a 5 meter class titan or smaller, unless it was quite active and abnormal.
He'd cut through it's legs in one swing and then keep on cutting off it's head until he realied you had to fuck up the back of the neck.
He'd feasibly stand a chance against a dozy 10 meter class titan too
Why do people put "the hound" as a "maybe" for being able to beat Gregor?
They've already fought after Gregor lost the joust. Sandor blocked every attack Gregor threw at him and even with easy openings, never attacked back. It was basically outright stated that if he had wanted to, he could have killed Gregor then and there.
>>45196190
then he returns with a FABULOUS feather hat
>>45194653
The last episode we saw Jorah talk Dany out of doing something batshit retarded (massacring Yunkai)
Now that he's gone, they're gunna have Dany go off the deep end with brutality and no one else has the pull with her to convince her otherwise
rarely watch the show, really its all just spoiled to me and i still think its complete shit
but my room mate loves it and watches it every day, sometimes i sneak a couple peeks in
saw that indian dude straight out of some anime twirling that spear with some capoeira and getting revenge on that guy for killing his mom and siblings or something (also defending the midget in trial by combat)
and after seeing that i feel genuinely depressed... like my whole night is ruined and i dont even watch the show..how do you deal with this
>>45196087
>he actually thinks Arthur fucking Dayne wouldn't beat the mountain
tripfags in charge of not being retarded
>>45195905
Jaime, like most of the people that are being mentioned, is a tournament fighter. Loras, Brienne, Jaime... etc. These are people who have been trained to fight exactly one way, against one kind of opponent, in an arena. That's why Bronn, Oberyn, and FUUUUCKIN LEGEND can get one over on people like that. Gregor is a massive solider, who takes knights apart because their methods don't work against brute strength and his ultra-thick armor.
>>45196295
not to mention a pimp cane
>>45196281
>quote passage? I don't remember this
>>45195820
A midget's head is big relative to the size of their body, but would be tiny compared to Gregor's. Midgets have normal sized heads, essentially, but tiny bodies.
Any of the three.
>>45196311
It was pretty fucked up. But he died for a reason (his own reason) and managed to get revenge on the 2 people who killed his fucking sister. You can feel better, it was all part of the plan
>>45196328
>Loses to Ned Stark
And No I don't believe it when Ned says Dayne would have killed him. How do we know he wasn't being modest? How do we know what Howland Reed really did or who the fuck he even is?
>>45196334
Thats actually really well put
>>45196281
Because Gregor is the best part of a foot taller than the hound and the fight at the joust doesn't prove anything. Gregor had just been knocked off his horse in a joust and all Sandor did was block his blows and bow when he knew he had to duck anyway.
There wasn't any indication in the books that Sandor outclassed him at sowrdfighting.
It's feasible that sandor could beat him but gregor would be more likely to win.
Goku
>>45190533
Anyone with a gun
>>45196334
Jaime's a soldier too you dingus
Did you forget the part where he killed literally two dozen men by himself before he was finally captured?
>>45196333
That's not even a fair fight. He could take on anyone in the ASOIAF universe.
>>45196359
At the Tourney of the Hand
It's a Sansa chapter I believe, but later when Robert is talking about it he says he noticed that Sandor never even tried fighting back; Robert theorises it's because Sandor doesn't want to be a kinslayer
>>45194757
Came here to post this. Nu-mountain is dog shit compared to Westeros' realest nigga
>>45196512
every fictional character in every universe
versus
the mask
who wins?
>>45196493
Foot solider spoo, not knights. Not that Jaime isn't a capable fighter, he is, but the shit he does simply wouldn't work against Gregor. That's why Gregor is a far, far more successful soldier than Jaime. The dude survived two civil wars where he wasn't sitting on his ass, he was out in the thick of it every single day.
>>45196328
>not reading the books properly
>thinking that peoplereminiscing reverentially about how pretty Dayne's sword was or how he was such a noble knight somehow makes him a superhuman
Go re-read Bronn's explanation of why he would get his shit pushed in by the hound. Then re-read the multiple sentances in the fight that indicate that Oberyn would have been killed if his Spear didn't allow him to stay mostly out of the hound's range.
Dayne/Jaime fanboys are retarded
Bobby "The Hammer" B. literally the goat fighter in his prime.
Plus he conquered entire kingdom for revenge, oberyn 1v1-d and got a tie.
>>45196566
Tom Bombadil
>>45196493
Jaime is the only character who is constantly talking himself up, while nearly everyone else is talking themselves down. He's had one on screen fight in the books and he fucking lost.
>>45196571
The mountain doesn't need to outfight Jaime, even. The mountain's armor is basically a fucking tank molded to fit him because the nigga is like 8 foot tall and 600 pounds of muscle. He has a giant two handed sword and a large oak shield so all he has to do is swing it at people and cleave them in two. Anyone who doesn't dance around like a faglord (eg: oberyn) with a spear is gonna get rekt.
>>45196512
>That's not even a fair fight.
>Implying God would ever fight.
>>45190533
Let's see the Mountain try to hold his own against the GOD OF WAR.
>>45194252
probably has a brain tumor expanding causing the headaches that could also have been producing excess growth hormone, causing his giant size
>>45195596
>mfw realizing that sundowner is judge holden
>>45194252
>He has massive headaches due to some unknown condition.
Being too fucking big. Read up on the conditions that afflict really tall people.
>>45196334
Thats bullshit
>carving a path of northmen to get to Robb
>Kingswood Brotherhood
>>45196566
iirc isn't the mask just "the spirit of Loki" inside of a mask?
if that's true then wouldn't Thor or Odin be able to beat it/him
>>45193887
The mountain was crippled after this fight.
He spends weeks in bed, slowly dying from the Viper's venom. He pisses blood and puss for days after. He'll never fight again, He'll never walk again. That's all he was good for, that was his purpose, and Oberyn took that away from him.
>>45196718
this
>>45193636
the funny thing about this is that I only imagine how much of a faggot the guy who wrote this pasta must be, not friendly upstanding banefriends
>>45196788
But they can't beat Loki.
>>45195016
I dont think hes Gregor anymore, just like... a zombie/robot
>>45196718
fa ke yu
Give me the sword. Let's see if your Wu-Tang style can defeat me.
>>45196718
>implying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkOOZ8QZuQk
>>45196650
Exactly. Jaime could probably hack at Gregor's torso all damn day and get nowhere. Of course Gregor wouldn't let him, and Jaime's sword is so much shorter than Gregor's that there is absolutely no way that he'd be able to defend himself. That's Gregor's whole fucking strategy: "I'm basically invincible to the weapon you're using so I'm just going to get up in your shit."
>>45190533
Guts tears dudes like Gregor up all the time, even when he was a teenager.
>>45196718
>Guan yu
Now that's not even fair for the big guy.
>>45196832
Maybe, maybe not but Heimdallr and Loki killed each other during the battle of ragnarok (which isn't to say that odin and/or thor could not have done it if they had been fighting him and not one of the other opponents)
but either way we know Heimdallr can beat Loki and thus Heimdallr can beat the Mask
>>45195116
thats too funny
AND THAT IS WHY NO-ONE WILL REMEMBER YOUR NAME.
STEP ASIDE, PROFESSIONAL BIG GUY DESTROYER COMING THROUGH.
conan
>>45196967
dem heels
[spoilers]seriously though he'd wreck the mountain in two moves or less [/spoilers]
>>45195309
>underestimating a bearded priest
>>45195509
Damnit, I was gonna make this joke.Thank god, that shit got nerfed. It was fucking infuriating to play against in DaSII PvP.
>>45195447
Basically this scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBprFv4AXss&feature=kp
>>45197007
i don't trust them.
beards are for rabbis and bishops
>>45195568
Meh, thats pretty much true
Hes a gigantic psychopath and thats where his power lies
>>45197004
he and Diomedes
>>45196967
>gets his ass handed to him by the god Scamander
>has to be saved by the other gods before he drowns
kek, demigod thinking he can take on full gods.
>>45196365
Gregor has a regular sized head. Dwarfs have misshapen skulls (Like the one in the box in Dorne)
I dont think its Pennys brothers, just one of the tens of dwarf skulls that got brought to Cersei. We dont see the brothers death, or have any confirmation that the ones Cersei sees in her chapters are his skull.
>>45196886
DW8 is so fucking perfect. I wish SW was on the 360 (yes, I am gay)
1. Jaime Lannister with two hands
2. Young Robert Baratheon
3. Young Ned Stark
4. Young Barristan Selmy
5. Rhaegar Targaryen
6. Bronn
7, Melisandre
8. The Greatjon
9. Sandor Clegan
10. Adult Arya Stark
Spartacus already did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH4mrd9g4-I
>>45197146
Heracles did. He #rekt Hades so hard
Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Stalk
>>45197146
>Before he drowns
Achilles can't be killed unless he kills Hektor, he wasn't ever in peril of drowning because lolfate.
How long would big guy last against Kharne the Betrayer?
>>45197344
>Scamander was also said to have attempted to kill Achilles three times, and the hero was only saved due to the intervention of Hera, Athena and Hephaestus
>>45197222
What has Jamie ever done that makes people think he's so impressive?
>>45197222
1) Fuck no
2) Maybe
3) Maybe
4) Probably not, uses a weapon that is too short
5) No
6) Absolutely not
7) With prep time
8) Probably not, he's basically a less fearsome version of Gregor
9) Possibly
10) Unknown, but likely, with prep time
>>45197430
Prodigy in his youth.
>>45197345
0.5 nanoseconds.
He could take down every Other, White Walker, Wildling, Westerosi and Unsullied in existence in about 2 days.
>>45197393
You're ignoring the basic mechanics of the Iliad. Achilles can't die unless he kills Hektor. Yeah in the narrative Scamander and his m8 Simoeis are beaten back by other deities but Achilles has literal plot armour (having been gifted divinely crafted gear by Hephaestus after his original armour was worn and lost by Patroclus).
>>45197039
How did it get nerfed? I'm out of the loop.
>>45197430
Nothing. There's just a lot of Jaimefags and all his later chapters have him boasting about how good he used to be.
>m-muh hand
>>45197457
>Bronn
>Absolutely not
Nigga you're misunderstanding the situation. Bronn would cheat. In the days prior to the fight he'd figure out a way of rigging the game, somehow.
>>45197467
Yeah but at least he's a pretty fun guy.
>>45191271
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Fucking idiot, he almost dies but he's saved by some monks and lives his life out in a monastery. Read the books.
>>45197483
Yeah, but that "plot armor" is just the gods saving his ass time and time again, because of the "lol fate" shit you mentioned.
>>45197543
If he could have, he would have. The fact is that he isn't capable of killing a fully armored Gregor. Maybe if Gregor wasn't in his armor... that might be possible, if Bronn managed to stay out of reach of that great sword and Gregor slipped up. Otherwise there just isn't a chance in hell.
>>45197577
nonetheless he'd still shrek the Mountain's shit.
>>45194551
I bet you have a sword that was folded over 1000 times
>>45197625
Oh, of course.
>>45197618
He could take a wildfire molotov into the fight and wreck Gregor with that I guess.
Yeah it'd be a fucking close call and he'd probably be murdered by Cersei after anyway but it's not impossible.
I wonder what else the Faceless Men can do
Didn't their lore say something like they will kill anyone for enough money? Got to be some badass fighters. Plus changing their faces at will? What else can they do?! I must know. Pretty much reading/watching to find out more/see more Arya being a cold-blooded killer
>that scene where she sticks needle into the guy's neck
The GOAT of Gondor.
The KUNKist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHamoosHpEQ
>>45197714
[KUNKING INTENSIFIES]
>>45197699
You're thinking of this nigga