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>something remotely funny happens
>Sal collapses on the floor
Is there a comfier prank-kino?

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yo, wanna buy some dragonglass?

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now that pleb season is over and the /got/fags will slowly migrate back to plebbit, can we discuss the true hbo kino worthy of hype?

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>get naked on camera a couple of times
>make millions of dollars

men BTFO!

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I
just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Anon

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>makes two of the main characters be in a relationship
>it's incest
>normies love it
Not only that but in the books they're gonna be like 16 or 17 when they fuck.

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I thought Iron Fist was supposed to be a better martial artist...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSTTSTVKuCs

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Once upon a time in Westeros there was...

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>Jon's first love was viciously murdered by some insane kid (who later murdered Jon himself)
>Dany's first husband was murdered by bacteria
>they're both finally finding love again after years of hardship
>/tv/: WAAHHHHHHH MUH INCEEESSTTTTT
What the fuck?
Who cares? Just let them be.

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>Be Beric Dondarrion
>Die and get revived 7 times
>"I am being kept alive for a reason"
>Go north beyond wall
>Get trapped on island
>Flying bitch swoops in and rescues me
>Dragon gets killed by spear during our escape
>Get back to the wall
>Frolic around for a bit
>Dead dragon swoops in
>Burns wall down
>Kills me
>Kills everyone around me
>No revives left

So was this another bit of shitty writing or was Beric Dondarrion only kept alive to provide the Night King the means to tear down the wall? Was he being kept alive by the enemy without knowing it?

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>"You know nothing, Aegon of the House Targaryen, sixth of his name, the White Wolf, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, King in the North, King Crow, Lord Snow, Protector of the Realm, Lord Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch and the Prince that was Promised."

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So what's the next step in his master plan?

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What would happen if a dragon made of fire collided with a dragon made of ice?

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Btw, your best friend Jon Snow is in love with the woman who brutally murdered your father and brother by roasting them alive, they're having sex right now.

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Looks alright.