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aagghhh...

>>87034261
>we did not choose you to rule us, lady sansa, but perhaps we should have

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dany

>>87034223
He's the Eternal Chad

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resurrecting best guys

>>87034258
Was getting killed part of his plan?

he's an insecure manlet who wears special boots to look taller

>>87034164
because he reminds you of your mailbox

>>87034164
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P4HLBfTcAUg

The movie was poorly written which sucks because I liked the direction they were going. The writers just fucking sucked

>>87034093
>Why didn't he tell Watari to kill L for him?

>watari kills L and then dies of cancer

>>87034093
maybe he wanted to control L, in order to prevent further investigations? so he'd need L's name

I mean it was definitely a nice ass either way. You can make a lot of parts of your body look nicer by flexing. Your ass isn't one of them.

>>87033987
More like churning if you catch my drift.

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After all this time it is STILL one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises, seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87033982
Snape was such a faggot. I don't understand how anyone thought that what he did was cool or noble.

>>87034021
>doesn't use the clear punchline of "always"
Hmm

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>...l...

She's all wrinkly and gross now

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Subtle Stannis thread. I like it.

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Precisely my reaction upon first viewing one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises, seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87033930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmT-W_qJ1rM

>>87033872
The generals will begin to decrease now that GOT has finished for the year, then even more after Twin Peaks. Just wait another month

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So, you're wondering how best to fix /tv/? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Indian pedophile living in Vancouver, that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on /tv/. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Indian-Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix /tv/.

>>87034005
I was waiting for this post

Eat Locals (2017)

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Who the fuck is this band?

>>87034069

honestly I bet they didn't post their age because if they did you'd know it was Shatner. The dude is a big time shit poster.

>>87034069
t. Chucklehead

>>87033722
Star wars you fucking retard.

>>87033722
How many threads do you intend to make today marvel pajeet?

Hard to say. Most trilogies start off strong with the first being good or great, the second installment being the best and the third being a huge disappointment. Cap's trilogy follows this formula in that the second is the best, but the weakest by far is the first. Civil War is a bit overstuffed but it's great. First Avenger completely falls apart in the second act.

>>87033680
yes

>not posting the loss version

Me in the bottom left

>>87033633
hes more like a reanimated frankinstein while the ice zombies are magicaly brought back

>>87033633
hes already a wight. that little fuck who rezed him is a necromancer, cersei knows, she gonna team up with the chad king.

kyburn injected melted dragon glass into his veins to reanimate him