reviewbrah edition
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Meanwhile >>87029858
First for come to my Kyle stream, faggots, we're watching DUNE with /tpg/ bros and it's comfy.
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>>87035384
This thread was made too late. >>87035325
threadly reminder that David Lynch is NOT channelling Tarantino. What we commonly associate with Tarantino, had been done by Lynch years prior.
Who would win in a fight?
>>87035347
Betamax or Laserdisc.
>>87035347
daily reminder /tv/ is an HD-DVD board
>>87035369
Betamax is unironically for betas.
Do you miss the early-to-mid 2000s?
>>87035332
'90s were better in almost every way except for video games and even that is largely debatable.
Absolutely not.
Watch Out For My Cousin Edition
https://pastebin.com/mbWD9SK8
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>>87035325
In case anyone didn't see it in the last thread, I SAID I WANT TO FUCK THAT BOY IN THE ASS.
>For 25 years you've seen her
What the fuck is he talking about? Who is "her"?
>>87035435
Is this a joke?
>Robot Cop.
>He's actually a human.
Kinomathography is dead.
>>87035298
>half robot and half pig
>human
????
Whats his name again?
>>87035278
Sir Our Guy
>>87035278
Chad
daddy *___*
>I'M MARY POPPINS BITCH
How did he know who Mary Poppins is?
>>87035238
Because he is educated and knows about basic cultural works unlike the uncivilized inhabitants of Westeros.
I don't understand why people hate him.
>>87035238
webm of him going up and down in that scene
it looked hilarious
If you listen close during the wall scene the dragon whispersi am groot
I don't have the money or the time to go to film school. But I can definitely make the time to read.
I've been looking up the curricula for film school, and while I've been able to find course descriptions, I haven't been able to locate any course syllabus that would indicate the required text or books that I would then then try pirating from a certain Ecuadorian website (hey, I managed to find all my compsci books there)
I know it's a long shot, but I know that some of you probably go to film school or would have recommendations on works to learn more concepts like cinematography, screenwriting, lighting, or media production. If you can suggest titles for me, I could go see if I could find them and collect them on a gdrive to share with everybody.
btw Atypical is a breddy gud show.Thanks for reading my bullshit.
ONE. WHOLE. ROUND.
>/tv/ is back to capeshit, GoT, Stranger Things, and unfunny, tryhard attempts at shitposting
>underage summerfags should have left weeks ago
what the fuck is going on here? what an absolute joke of a board now, it should be a healthy mix of mainstream criticism, obscure films, and memes
now we have none of those three, only rote analysis
>hiroshimoot_sanctions_meta_threads.jpg
>>87035135
Is this Aquabats? I used to love them, ska used to be cool, what happened?
>>87035135
>mainstream criticism
fucking pleb
/tv/ is for furioposting
>>87035183
You grew up
Now that the snow has settled, is this our official character tier list?
>Shit on the bottom of my shoe tier:
Arya
Sansa
Sand Sneks
Lyanna Mormont
Dany (Went up to meh tier in final episode because not as obnoxious but still)
>Meh tier
Tyrion
Olenna
Grey Worm
Gilly
Brienne
Missandei
Sandor Clegane
>Decent Tier
Gregor
Podrick (because he did fuck all this season)
Jorah Cuckmont
Tormund Redditsbane
Melisandre (because she did fuck all this season)
Cersei (because intrigue)
Jon (because plot driver but not that interesting)
>Good tier
Varys
Archmaester
Qyburn
Euron
Baelish
Sam Tarly
Autism Raven
>Undisputed /ourboys/
Azor Jaime
Bronn
Beric
Thoros of Myr
Onion Man
Gendry WINE Boratheon
Theon
>Gone, but not forgotten tier
Dickon and Randyll Tarly
>>87035104
>dickon
>Sansa accuses littlefinger of murder and shit
>littlefinger in desperation demands a trial by combat but ends up having nobody willing to fight for him
>Arya volunteers to be opponent if he can't find anyone, he smiles and obliges thinking he has a chance.
>She goes full "nothing personnel" and meme destroys him.
This would've been a way better NANI?! moment than her sparring with brienne. Also this assuming he never saw them spar.
>>87035012
>Have a cult of faceless assassins who use stealth to worship the god of death
>Have a plot twist at any point during the arc
>>87035012
>Sansa accuses littlefinger of murder and shit
>No evidence
>No witnesses
>No one believes her
>Littlefinger gets Sansa thrown off a cliff
Ayy lmaoArya actually has to do sneaky assassin shit to kill Littlefinger
>Arya tries to assassinate Littlefinger after Sansa mentions her being a FM to LF
>He's revealed to have been a faceless man the entire time
>He fights her off and escapes, eventually rejoining Cersei and boosting "the bad guys" team in terms of membership
Is season 3, dare I say it kino....
Being one of the few Rick and Morty fans here......No it's pretty weak.
>>87034979
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Justin Roiland .
We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Justin. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.
Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.
Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
=== TRIP TESTED START ====
Traits take account of the effects of _____ on most peoples minds.
Favorable
- Under 3 hours
- Takes the user on a journey with a beginning middle and end
- Positive, imaginative, uplifting, educational, profound
- Nature, animals, life, outdoors
- Characters that are multidimensional in the sense that they are believable, palatable and feel like real people.
Unfavorable
- greater than 3 hours
- a series with dozens or possibly hundreds of episodes that "reset" after each one
- Dark, gloomy, jump scares, brooding films, any manner of perversion, violence, so on
- Flat, two dimensional, underdeveloped characters or shorts with little to no message.
samsara 10/10
guardians of the galaxy 1 & 2 & ... 11/10
Rick and Morty 12/10
howard the duck 10/10
South Pacific (nature doc Benedict Cumberbatch) 11/10
a scanner darkly 10/10
cosmos (with Neil deGrasse Tyson) 10/10
waking life 9/10
Fear and loathing 6/10
doctor strange 9/10
Spirited Away 9/10
Howl's Moving Castle 10/10
wall-e 11/10
world of warcraft movie 10/10
Star wars 7/10
One punch man 8/10
fern gully 10/10
planet earth 1 and 2 etc... 10/10
Major Lazer 10/10
star trek 7/10
shaolin soccer 10/10
SpongeBob 7/10
Galaxy quest 9/10
idiocracy 6/10
Heavy Metal. 11/10
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 9/10
The Big Lebowski 8/10
tim and eric 6/10
"Off the air" (adult swim) 6/10
Enter the Void 0 / 10
a clockwork orange 1 / 10
cloud atlas 2/10
paprika 3 /10
=== TRIP TESTED END ====
=== Candidates for a good trip START ===
Labyrinth(with David Bowie)
futurama
ancient aliens with action bronson and friends - season 1
The Lorax
Up
Zootopia
mr nobody
Princess Mononoke
moonrise kingdom
Men in Black 1-3
Blade Runner
Pi
Akira
Terminator
Hot Fuzz
=== Candidates for a good trip END ===
=== Unsorted START ===
Genius Party
It's such a beautiful day
donnie darko
Sound of My Voice
Brain Damage
red-eye
Dave Made A Maze
Wendigo
Borderlands
The Holy Mountain.
Dr. Strangelove
A touch of evil
Journey to the Moon
Birth of a nation
Naked Lunch
Fifth Element
The Dark Crystal
The Fischer King
Basketball Diaries
Boondock Saints
Death Proof
Reservoir Dogs
Eraserhead
The Toxic Avenger(Troma should be experienced)
Wild at Heart(!)
Blue Velvet.
Stigmata
Fight Club
Run Lola Run.
Primer
Untraceable
Johnny Pneumonic
Brazil
Kids
And I don't know why:
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Escape from New York.
Rose Red(!!)
It
The Stand
From Hell
Hitman
Nightmare before Christmas
Lovely Bones
Max Payne(!)
Underworld
300
88 minutes(Pacino)
American Beauty
Speed Racer
Dude where's my Car(Zoltan. And Jeff is /x/)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
The Unborn
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Saw
Disturbia
V for Vendetta.
This list will teach you things.
Gotta be ghost.
Koyaanisqatsi
Dog Soldiers
Swiss Army Man
=== Unsorted END ===