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>>87048437
bad feet

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Niggerfucker Jones is a horrible show.

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>>87048749
But she always wears socks or boots. No harm no foul.

>>87048414
>What am I missing?
A sense of humor.

>>87048414

Grown ass adults still watching cartoons as if they are still children. They even get to drive cars and vote in elections. Horrifying.

>>87048414
Herd Mentality. It has nothing to do with the quality of the show itself, only that it is currently popular and trending. It's the same with everything normies enjoy... game of thrones, walking dead, stranger things, etc.

I hate this show so much.

Depends if you're gay or not.

If you're gay, it's childish. If you're straight it's a refreshing callback to a forgotten genre, injected with just the right balance of levity and heart.

>>87048602
What if I'm bisexual and love Kill Bil

>>87048677
Bisexuals are gay, but they get to choose when to express it or not. In this case it would be suppressing your gayness

This

>>87048289
Moon is no egg

>>87048251
Call Benjen the THERE'S NO TIME WOLF

>>87048277
Brandon is the "HECTOOOOOR" wolf

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is this a thing yet?

>>87048220
Its terrible. Worst thing ive seen in awhile

ye

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He's basically analog of Marvel's Watcher.

>>87048178
>I'm the three eyed raven, i see everything now. Also why are you here, Sam?

>>87048236
He CAN see everything, that doesn't mean he DOES see everything. He's not omnipresent so he can still only see what he concentrates on.

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Jun Snew
the show has literally always been about him

>>87048158
Who cares what gender they are?

>>87048158
Jon Snow you nigger. The show has been hyping him up for seven seasons now.

I don't watch game of thrones but know every single major plot point this season thanks to 500 /tv/ threads about it daily.

>>87048111
>ITT: I make a thread to show everyone how culturally and intellectually superior I feel by telling you I ignore the most seen TV show in history
ftfy

I'm surprised Sean Bean made it this far!

>>87048108
Nope.

it's like ~40 minutes of apocalyptic survival kino bogged down with ~50 minutes of non sequitur boring horror cliches, presented in the form of dream sequences

6/10

Yeah

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Imagine being Eddie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sherilyn Fenn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your bloated body and horrificly aged monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both Edward Louis Severson III and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Eddie and not only sit in that chair while Sherilyn Fenn flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and wrinkly skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, AUDREY DANCES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the suberbs in Chicago. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her crumpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she imagined so hard in the previous months. And then the Lynch calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Eddie fucking Vedder. You're not going to hang yourself like Chris over this. Just bear it. Hide your face under that stupid hat and bear it.

Did you know that Miguel Ferrer is cousin to George Clooney?

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>Why didn't you cast me in your show, Mark?
>Why won't you answer my calls??

How bad was this movie?

>>87047938
Jew capitalists treat movies as things to exploit. Notice the trend. A movie is successful? It gets milked into oblivion until its name is associated with garbage, and can no longer create profit.

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current films are closer to tacky early 20th century freak shows than to art