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Colon pusy

Explain context pls

>>87065647
https://youtu.be/lG-U8oFpa8o

I just want some Jizz Players blowing their sweet, sweet Jizz Horns. Love the sound of Jizz.

>atheists will never understand this kino

>>87065684
It's the ultimate pleb filter.

Yyyyyep.

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lool the binoculars are wrong way around

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it's the first time they've driven here and yet there are previous tire tracks visible?

>>87066119
it's site B, InGen have been using vehicles there for years m8

>>87065460
Undisputable truth.

>>87065460
In the chink cartoon, Light was a Gary Stu OC, the plot was too convenient.

Movie was just a fun B movie mix of Final Destination and a /r9k/ power fantasy with some budget.

So yeah, I agree.

>>87065460
ya its realy sad to try to watch the anime now
all i can think about is how he can pull one of these bitches if he shows the death note the first scene

What a garbage quiz

>34
This quiz sucks

>25
I'm 27 so not far off. Interesting.

>>87065382
A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>movie is called violent

the fuck

PRAGUE - AFTERNOON

Cynical Doctor DR. GRAHAM KNOX is arguing with friendly Detective DETECTIVE STELLA CORBY. GRAHAM tries to hug STELLA but he shakes him off.

GRAHAM
Please Stella, don't leave me.
STELLA
I'm sorry Graham, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
GRAHAM
I am such a person!
STELLA frowns.

STELLA
I'm sorry, Graham. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
STELLA leaves.

GRAHAM sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, charming Smuggler MR. WILLIAM BARBER barges in looking flustered.

GRAHAM
Goodness, William! Is everything okay?
WILLIAM
I'm afraid not.
GRAHAM
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
WILLIAM
It's ... a zoik ... I saw an evil abuse a bunch of shopkeepers!
GRAHAM
Defenseless shopkeepers?
WILLIAM
Yes, defenseless shopkeepers!
GRAHAM
Bloomin' heck, William! We've got to do something.
WILLIAM
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

P R E S T O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqj_GvdP1TE

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fucking jews

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>tfw you suck ros' big fat titties

that's the big twist. the builders wanted a magical shield but they needed the bad poosy

>>87065349
dragons are magic. magic dragon kills magic wall

I just took it as when the physical bit was destroyed it took the magic with it also dragon

Young Michelle Pfeiffer

>>87065234
Is the mafia even around anymore? How do they make a living?

>>87066906
The Genovese Family remains one of the most powerful crime organizations in the US. However, the Jersey mob that the Sopranos are based on is extinct and their territory has been absorbed by New York's Five Families

>>87066906
>>87066906
>Is the mafia even around anymore?
of course

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NOT MY ISABELLA