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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgk7Spv8VgE
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-41079739
>A TV show which depicted a bizarre love story between a nine-year-old boy and an 18-year-old woman has been pulled off air following criticism that it promoted child marriage and was regressive. The BBC's Geeta Pandey in Delhi explains why the show outraged some Indians.
>It opens with chubby-cheeked Prince Ratan Kunwar, the scion of a wealthy royal family, meeting fresh faced Diya and falling in love with her at first sight.
>He follows her around, taking photographs of her and "saves" her from a cockroach. She pulls his cheeks, gives him a peck, and humours him by accepting when he proposes marriage to her.
>She also saves his life when he accidently slips and his life hangs in the balance. "I'll not let any harm come to you," she proclaims.
>The palace is a place of intrigue and when the evil relatives get a chance, Ratan's mother is killed and his father is grievously injured.
>On his death bed, he extracts a promise from Diya to marry his young son because "she's the only one who can protect him".
>"A child is seen caressing, stalking and having a relationship of a sexual nature with a lady who is more than double his age... This is an indecent and obscene representation of a child for the purpose of representing sexual relationship," the Jai Ho group said in a complaint letter to India's Information and Broadcasting Minister Smriti Irani.
What do you think about this, /tv/? Would you watch this show?
>>87076475
>Glorifying pedophillia
This show deserved to be taken down
>staring orientals
Lost my interest
>>87076475
yea i posted it. im glad somebody posted it
>in concession line for cooler filled with melted butter at cinéma
>the guard in the watchtower shines his searchlight on me
>>87076437
>want to watch the new Hobbit
>decide to go alone to the cinema
>got my ticket ordered onkine, so go straight to the stall
>buy a paper bag filled with poop
>buy a bottle of poop
>go into cinema
>slip because my new poop shoes still havent dried
>hit the floor with a splat since its tiled with poop
>my clothes are poop and gets everywhere
>try to get up but keep slipping
>line behind me start sighing and looking at their watches, which slips off their arms because the clocks are made of poop
>i start to sink into the floor
>a fitting death
>in soda refill line
>brought in my XXXL DUBL cup from last movie
>feel like there's something gripping my neck
>"h-heh must be nothing.... hope they don't find out I used this old cup"
>feel gust of wind past me
>it's a theatre guard
>before I can even react my neck is touching the floor
>he says
>"sir your zipper is down
>o-oh thank you sir
>cup was smashed
>off to see Attack of the Clones part VI
>ticket buying, tipping, whole kernel corn buying, tipping, and showering, go off without a hitch
>successfully rent a room for after the movie (hopefully I'll get lucky and bring a girl up there for the night)
>attendant directs me to theater 14
>fuck
>theater 14 is the one with the fucking dog kennel in it
>not as bad as theater 21 which doubles as a range for Novorossian soldiers, but shitty nonetheless
>have to sit through A New Hope part III with dogs barking frantically and shitting everywhere
>mfw
Anon, are you pro or anti-Aids?
what was his endgame
to have a career after the show ended
>Face it, tiger...you just hit the jackpot!
She has terrible feet.
>>87076487
>She has terrible feet.
dropped
>>87076388
giv vampire gf
how do you even know if a movie is good or bad? What separated the masterpieces from the rest?
In other terms, Sneed Kino v.s. Chuck Flicks?
Emotional impact
Respect you have for the artistry
"Really made me think"
If your movie has 2 of these qualities it's film
If it has 3 it's kino
>>87076374
The hand of the queen held the hand of the dead.
What's his endgame /tv/?
>>87076357
oh you know
>>87076357
magic dildo for cersei
>>87076357
He's going to reverse-engineer Cersei her own Army of the Dead out every corpse in King's Landing next season.
Why is he even considered a bad guy. He has never killed a single creature. Everything he struck down he immediately brought back to life, even rescued those babies that humans abandoned to die. Meanwhile Dany, Cersei, the midget, etc are killing each other left and right. White King comes in behind them, resurrects everyone they butchered, offers everyone eternal life. Is the big twist Martin has planned that White King is actually the savior?
>>87076351
How did he even negotiate that deal with craster anyway? Can he speak english? Did he write a note telling craster to put his newborn sons in the woods a few hundred yards out?
>>87076351
its NIGHT king you moron
and the big plot twist is that bran is actually the night king
>>87076399
>Hey famalam, just leave your sons on a stump and I'll leave you and your daughter-wives alone
I'm Octopus Man! Ahahaha
What did you think of Deliverance?
>"Drum faster bitch, don't fucking slow down or I swear to God I will murder you and everyone you hold dear you to you you fucking cocksucker"
I'm a bit surprised this line made it to the final cut of the movie tbqh
Too be honest, I think 99% of insults in this film were jk Simmons improvising
Was this normal in the 90's?
>>87076099
>all these able bodied heterosexual whites
disgusting
Yes, women were still a thing in the 90's.
>>87076099
I don't think Courtney Cox should count. She was only in it for the dry cleaning.
Will we ever get a good Ayn Rand movie? I fucking loved Atlas Shrugged and Objectivism is god-tier ideology, but the movie of Atlas Shrugged sucked.
No, there's plenty of cuck porn elsewhere.
>>87075965
the 16 year old male audience is pretty small as it is, and not that many of them read books nowadays
>>87075965
Exquisite pasta
I'll start with Julian Mcmahon on Nip/Tuck, literally the apex of mankind, the most manliest guy who even at his age is still swimming in pussy.
>>87075945
I wish I had sex with a girl like he did in the pilot. Snort coke off her ass and have an epic orgasm while doing her doggystyle.
>>87076026
Did you called my negro?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBS-Bm-6Wxs
>>87075945
>Nip/Tuck
Holy shit I hadn't thought about that show in ages, it has so much fucking shock value, made me super uncomfortable as a kid