Was getting caught part of his plan?
it was the only time in his life when he didn't feel in control
CRASHING THISH REALM
WITH NO SHURVIVORSH
>>87078710
He got himself caught.
What's the next step of his masterplan?
if you haven't ridden jurassic park at universal on a hot summer day then you have never experienced pure kino.
>>87078531
Shreks wet fart ride was far superior
>half the ride doesn't work anymore
>you can see the robotic bits on the animals now, most just spray a stream of water in your face
>they can't update it because the guy who designed it died and they have no blueprints.
It's one of my favorites at USH, but get real. The REAL KINO is Waterworld. It's an incredible stunt show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdsFdoUGIGc
It sucks now and I have video evidence to prove it
Compare https://youtu.be/8s7gxJkhvTo
with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhz14VKo_VY
I remember riding it as a kid and being genuinely fucked up by the raptors and spitting dinosaurs. I rode it again like 5 years ago and left thinking that maybe the kid version of me had shit taste and was easily impressed. Turns out, the ride has truly gone to shit over the past 20 years
did anybody here actually watch this?
I watched the original, but the reboot was terrible. I mean, who doesn't know the twist that the forbidden zone was new york andit was earth the entire time?
>>87078642
Top kek
>>87078428
I did, in theatres fully knowing it would be shit.
I was hoping it would be so bad its entertaining to see as a trainwreck, but its just fucking boring and miserable and not fun in any capacity.
The humour is so forced and boring, and you can tell most of it was improvised with almost no editing or care for writing proper jokes. The only ones that were "written" in a traditional sense because they involve props or more complex filming or whatever are just YELLING REALLY LOUD CAUSE ITS FUNNY, RIGHT like your picture in the OP.
It's also incredibly obvious while watching it that they reshot the finale since it makes almost no sense and the crowd is just standing still in a dancing pose and not dancing (when the original script / shoot had a stupid dance-off ending).
To top it all off its visually very flat and generic. No wonder they seemingly rebranded it as "Ghostbusters: Answer the Call" on the DVD release.
>The all-new origin story is believed to take place in the 1980s, and be “a gritty and grounded hard-boiled crime film”. As is usually the case with rumors, a new one recently lined up with this assessment, and also managed to tease a look far back into Joker’s past.
>"It’s dark. It’s like a dark Joker. As a kid, he had a permanent smile and everyone made fun of him. It’s like on the streets of Brooklyn. It’s super dark and real.”
http://screenrant.com/joker-origin-movie-rumor-dark-child-bully/
>>87078408
Just like on the streets of BKLYN
>>87078408
Is Drew gonna reprise his role as the Joker Baby?
>>87078408
>gritty
>bullying is now origin-story-tier fearful
fuck this gay earth
Jiminy Glick is kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5tR11BEk2w
Actually funnier than I remember him.
Who did it better, Jiminy or Space Ghost?
How would you cut 71 minutes out of Avatar?
1.5x speed
Avatar has no reason being 4 hours long
>>87078272
By not watching it.
Holy shit: just realised Morning Joe isn't just a fun name for 'Joe Scarborough's morning show', its also a play-on for "morning joe" as in a cup of coffee (a cup of joe).
Any other TV shows with high brow jokes like this?
>the absolute state of /tv/
The Colbert Report.
Colbert is pronounced "Coal-bear"
Report is pronounced "Reh-pour"
A scathing, daring deconstruction of the English language
>>87078212
The Sopranos is named after the main family's last name.
If Harry Potter was a horcrux
And basilisk fangs instantly destroy horcruxes
Why wasn't harry killed immediately when he was bitten by a basilisk in Book 2?
>>87078209
because he was also a living being and not an inanimate object. He still had to die as any human would.
>>87078209
What's a horcrux?
>>87078209
Why didn't Harry molest Hermione whenever he could? It's not like she's going to rat him out or anything.
>The virus is replicating too fast, we can't repel his attacks fast enough!
>He's inside the restricted files folder!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4816614/League-Gentlemen-Alan-Partridge-return-BBC-Two.html
Will we be disappointed?
literally who?
Lost highway, blue velvet & mulholland drive, i desire more. Twin peaks theres a show behind it, any other recommendations or suggestions? I love the mind fuck david lynch puts in his movies, i really feel like my brain is working man
Twin Peaks will make you do the big think
Inland Empire is the holy grail.
It disturbs you on a primal level like no movie you have ever watched.
Inland Empire.
What was his endgame?
Become the lord of the rings
>>87078142
To crash minas tirith with no survivors
He listened to the MSM and thought Sauron Clinton would win.
Open up! Yougottabeonyouhat!
Up in da club!
gimme one tousand dollas
What the fuck was his problem?
>>87078133
What are you on about?
He was only good as Party Boy.
he had the lowest iq of the gang right?
What are some good movies that explore the unthinking cruelty of stupid people? Pic unrelated.
>>87078130
maybe The Mist
King Kong (2005)
>>87078130
How did they get a tarantula to grow that big?