Did you apologize yet, /tv/?
Cop Morty was the best part.
Why are men so much better in writing scripts for this show?
>>87616912
women evolved to care for babies, men evolved to do impressive shit to attract females.
Who does this remind you of?
>>87616223
Looks pretentious and overdoing it.
>>87616223
looks like my dad when he tried to eat a hedgehog while drunk
oh good times
>Something "funny" happens in a movie
>Entire audience except me laughs loudly
>mfw
What movies and scenes did this happen?
>>87616068
All stoner "comedies."
>>87616068
Sneed
Any Marvel movie.
The only time I laughed was when Loki got smashed by the Hulk in Avengers.
>Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.
What did he mean by this? What age?
>>87616035
>What did he mean by this? What age?
35
That men should get with single moms, marry them, and then help pay for the woman and their wife's son.
He was in denial, at least Rust had some kind of epiphany, Marty just fucked everything up and left it that way
>mfw random animators on youtube make better space battle sequences than Disney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU
>>87616004
>animators
Otaking is one dude
>>87616100
*animator, my bad. Even more shameful for Disney with that considered.
>let me rip off any anime cliché I can think of
What was his deal ?
Why did he bomb the engineer city ?
Why would he not just kill Tennessee and Davis ?
Why would he send out a distress call saying that they lost like 11 crew members and only 2 survivors from a solar flare and expect that to not be suspicious ?
>>87615867
he's...pure...evil
>>87616177
Is that it ? Because it seems like it but that's just lazy writing.
>>87615867
Nanomachines
Discuss.
What if I only recognize four of them? Guess which one.
haha fucking epic this is why i love this subreddit :)
>>87615843
>5 white cis heteronormative males
>1 kang
this is problematic
What went wrong?
>>87615610
1. it literally had the smallest budget of any Spider-man movie when adjusted for inflation
2. CGI is a mandatory bandaid these days and cost effective
3. This actual shot is just a handful of seconds so Sony probably didn't want to build a goddamn ferry split in half unlike in SM2 where the train sequence is 15 minutes long
4. You've posted a compressed image likely taken from youtube
Homecoming was an alright movie over all. I didn't hate it, I didn't love it. It was miles better than the Amazing series though.
>>87615610
I feel like I watched the whole goddamn movie out of the first trailer they posted.
Why do people keep posting the screenshot from the first trailer when there are more recent ones that look better?
Look at this cunt, like he made the movie.
>it's another twitter screencap thread that inevitably gets 300 replies because debating about inane shit on an anonymous image board is the only thing anyone on here has going for them in their lives
I hate reruns
>>87615608
I bet you're an angry /pol/tard who is mad because one of the most talented and successful authors of all time doesn't like the orange turd in the White House.
>>87615692
>most talented
You do know that even king himself has called his work "pop trash" right??
>see kids get brutally mudered
>audience doesn't utter a word
>some kid tries to shoot a cat
>multiple people in the audience start having an audible meltdown
I don't understand
Toxoplasmosis
>>87615517
nihilism
it's trendy
>>87615539
Toxoplasmosis Gondii
Magneto, Xavier and mystique are all 50 years or older in Apocalypse.
>>87615509
Imagine how little FOX cares about things like continuity.
>>87615509
They altered the timeline when they went back so now they have different ages.
>>87615509
Don't forget Beast being that old.
What doth life?
WHAT
IS
THIS
SHOW
just don't go entering your legs into any spelling bees, you might get stung
Life...you could say it started when I was a child...
/tv/, I had to put down my dog today. Been with me for 15 years. Do you think we could have a Baneposting thread in his honor?Littlefinger is welcome too.
unfortunately, mods usually delete baneposting threads after they get more than ~30 replies ;_;
>>87615270
Why does he wear the mask?
why can't have 1 proper baneposting pinned thread? they come 1 by 1 in like several minutes internals, having a pinned one would be nice touch to /tv/ history and reduce new incoming
Is /tv/ looking forward to Woody Allen's new movie starring Selena Gomez and Elle Fanning?
I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.
-Orson Welles
No.
>>87615560
he was probably jealous
Why didn't they bring him back in The Return? He is very iconic and recognizable.
>>87615203
He demanded too big of a paycheck and a percentage of the profits.
>>87615280
I thought showtime agreed to pay up after Lynch threatened to leave them. Too bad they couldn't meet on a common ground.
>>87615203
its species became extinct because of pollution from the mill