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What happened to him, /tv/? What happened to the old colbert?

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Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking... And now it's all over.

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In the Simpsons Comics, Nelson has both a cousin and uncle named Chuck. Pic related is his cousin (Chuck Muntz, Jr.).

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>three musketeers
>there's actually four

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9 days until Finn's feature debut

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Which Turkish show should I watch on Netflix

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>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part o the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake... Bleh...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTBhtFYuphk&list=PL82p13iNIsBkFQofPEtW5lJcClW4KYXpn

For those who missed it, Brendon Small's new record is essentially the end to Metalocalypse.

Some Days are For Dying - Salacia Begins the Metalocalypse

Nightmare - Murderface's nightmare

The Ocean Galaktik - The band searching for answers in the deep ocean.

The Agenda - Murderface attacks Mordhaus

My Name Is Murder - The band tries to stop murderface as murderface continues to turn people against the band.

Exitus - The band finally stops Murderface and starts a ritual to fix him

Icarus Six Sixty Six - Triton Arrives on Earth to aid Dethklok in destroying Salacia and stop the Metalocalypse

Become The Storm - Dethklok and Triton meet and unite getting ready to fight Salacia

To Kill A God : Salacia begins the final battle against Dethklok

Could This Be The End : Nearing the end of the battle it begins to look dire until Dethklok finally overcomes and nearly dies killing Salacia (ending lyrics confirm)

Rebuilding A Planet - Earth is rebuilt from the Metalocalypse

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HOH: Jason
Veto: Jason
Nominations: Raven and Matt

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Why arent there more minorities in this show?

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Are there any plotholes? What would you change about the movie?

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>movie is against racism
>everyone gets murdered by niggers

i'm sorry what

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OK, so did anyone actually watch this? Cause it was actually pretty good, it reminded me almost nothing of the series (which was alright but not the masterpiece people make it out to be). It was more like one of those dark teen movies from the 80s and 90s, like The Lost Boys, Heathers, or Donnie Darko. Visually it was up there with John Wick and Enter the Void.

Is it kind of trashy? Yes, it's so violent it reminded me of Rob Zombie it's so goddamn violent. But it's honestly worth watching, seriously, give it a shot guys.

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What's his motivation? Does he kill for the sake of killing?

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>captcha asks to select all alt-right members
>my facebook profile picture is one of them