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blocks your feminazi propoganda

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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agghh...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUNx5_UBbI

>>87117454
The Santa Clause

>>87117454
Tim Allen is underrated

>>87117454
>ah ah dude! Star Trek!
>look, we'll have the Nimoy parody!
>we'll also complain about the bad portrayal of women!
>and a nigger screaming most of the time!
>and epic jokes like transporter malfunction!
>but is actually a story about friendship to make retards believe the movie has a heart and is not just a soulless cheap joke

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Planet of Vampires, an Italian film, is from 1965 but definitely in the genre that you're looking for.

And Alien completely ripped it off.

what's the b&w 50s b movie with the eyeball aliens?

>a young liam neeson will never seduce and make sweet love to you while buying 50 million dollars worth of WMDs behind your back

Was it, dare I say, kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NeqMAAsBk

>>87117479
Holy shit Justin Roiland sang that

When you say "Will we ever get a good Ayn Rand movie? I fucking loved Atlas Shrugged and Objectivism is god-tier ideology, but the movie of Atlas Shrugged sucked." what do you mean by this?

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>>87117405
What the fuck did I just watch..?

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The review i just filed with /tv/ lists me, bloom, white and one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>let me tell you about the books! at least they were good!
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87117394
/thread

JOJO REFERENCE

>>87117381
Konami is the most out of touch douche in existence.

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>>87117381
>Dan Konami, president of Konami

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>>87117360
Pic related 100%

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>>87117360

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Girls rave about this movie like it's a fucking masterpiece and a spellbinding work of art. It's pedantic colorful trash.

I'm not sure how the ratings went but he had some trouble IRL with his marriage and shit while filming so much. After he tried going "off the grid", his marriage fell apart. The few eps he did afterwords weren't quite the same as seasons 1-3. His filming style wasn't nearly as dramatic as Bear with his camera crew and simulated scenes. Les is the man though, him and that Primitive Technology dude should team up.

hes canadian what do you expect. bear could fuck him up

bump for les

>>87117324
it was an alright show. I wish it was less of cop show however.

>>87117324
*game of thrones theme starts playing*

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>final fight in Defenders show
>fighting stops
>Cage says something to Iron Fist
>fighting resumes
>rap music plays
>mfw

>>87117314

I love this show and cannot convince anyone else I know to enjoy it. What is wrong with me?

If nothing else, the final line of every show is often the best joke.

>I vacuumed
>It's not meals on wheels
>When the priest admonishes Tim for confessing to have masturbated in a Church to his girlfriend's female family

>>87117972
I showed a couple episodes to my brother and he really liked it. I think you just have to show it to people cold.

I recommend the one where Tim beats the guy's high score.

>>87118024

Not sure if you're a guy, but if so, do you feel this show captures well the tensions and comedy of errors that surround a guy interacting with his gf's family? Amy and her mom have such golden moments.

>>87117300
Make this happen, I don't care how you have to do it. Just get it done.

JUST

FUCK