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>Super dangerous procedure
>Only has worked twice in recorded history
>Skilled medical professionals have failed to perform it successfully
>Sam does it without an issue his first try

JUST

It's weird. He's actually turned it down this season, but at the same time, this is the hardest he's ever been cucked.

>>87119645
>Sam does it without an issue his first try
>in a SINGLE NIGHT

you forgot that part

>>87119550
>in every bug is a mormon screaming to get out

>>87119550
sauce me

>>87121608

How have you never seen Starship Troopers?

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>OP waiting for people to show

>>87119465
I wanna hear him dissect BvS

>>87119465
>when he shits on batman movies

Kino

>>87119428

Inglorious Basterds and Death proof are his only legitimately bad flicks.

Agreed, deathproof was awesome but the only one that was a real piece of shit was jackie brown.

>>87119498
>Inglorious Basterds and Death proof are his only legitimately bad flicks.
>come into thread expecting dogshit replies
>see a decent answer like this
It's times like these that give me hope for the world

>>87119336
Imagine being forced to give her your cum after hours of painful hand stimulation with those thick rubber gloves, no lube.

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>>87119336
>she chose to be Insect Woman over Wonder Woman

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>87119246
lol the girl my brother just broke up with would get super pissed at him if he called her half-sisters "half-sisters" instead of just "sisters" so I guess yeah.

>>87119403
I call my half-brothers and sisters (legit bastards kek) half-siblings and they also get angry

never will consider them siblings but they consider me

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>>87119246

if they're a brother, they're a brother

How is Xavier a 'liberal'?

>>87119179
What episode of Game of Thrones is this?

>>87119179
lol so random xD

>>87119170
The indie movie craze has been going on for years about new cinema experiences and over time you watched the bragging turn from “Fund my movie Kickstarter” to “Production begins today” to “The theater is breaking ground tomorrow” to an ongoing spamming of the words “Thank you all!” And finally, to a list of showtimes. You gave a couple bucks to the Kickstarter in 2017 because you watched the trailer in 2015 and thought it was pretty damn cool. Cool enough you wanted to see the movie. And that’s your Kickstarter perk, tickets to the premiere.

The premiere- Is in the middle of the Rocky Mountains. The middle of nowhere. It’s there because that’s where they built the theater. Valhalla can only play in one theater at first. That theater is built in the Rockies for the same reason Wagner built his opera theater in Bayreuth- So you had to make a pilgrimage to see it. In ancient times, and in some religions today, you can’t worship in your closet. You have to make a journey, both literal and spiritual to meet your god. You had to once for cinema too, because cinema was as a god, but like I said, those days are long long gone.

>>87119170
>The reign of Marvel has ended as their cinematic universe came to a spectacular close with the final Avengers film.
You do know they have movies planned for like the next 20 years? At least do some research before posting your idiotic diatribes.

>>87119201
You head to the mountains for the premiere, said by some to be the big event of the decade. By others, the most absurd movie premiere in history because the film can only be shown on one screen. When you get to that screen you see why. It’s not in a movie theater. It’s in a colossal domed building set into the rock. Surrounded by an incomparable sight- The crowds are dressed up and the lines are long but that’s no different from any midnight show. What’s different is that everyone around you made this movie happen. You did too, if only for a few bucks. But the effect is tangible: You are all united in what you’ve done and what you’ve come to see come to fruition. And with that ominous dome against the mountain you start to wonder just what odd creature you’ve unleashed.

Inside there’s food. Not popcorn- Gourmet food. …And also maybe some popcorn. But that’s the last thing on your mind. Because you’re in a lobby unlike any theater you’ve ever set foot in. It’s more like a castle or gothic cathedral. It’s eerily like Hogwarts, truth be told. And within, all the lines are headed into a single room. You expect a movie screen. You were wrong.

On a steep column of luxury seats you see only the night sky over your head. The distant stars. Growing cloud cover. But no screen.

All are seated. The clouds have blocked out the stars and the sky is dead black. A spotlight comes on and a man thanks you for making the movie possible. He says there will be a Q&A with the writer/director after the show, which will begin after an overture. Applause as he leaves. The lights go down and you’re left with the black sky overhead. Only that wasn’t the sky. That was a 5,000ft dome screen.

what percentage of /tv/ do you think regularly reads contemporary philosophy and understands its context?

>>87119046
Only when I'm in a semi-depressed mood. Mostly no.

1. Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith

QI is top tier for the most part

>>87119083
Lot of episodes... Do I start from Beginning?

It's very cheesy at times but it adds to the overall charm of the movie

>>87119007
I can't believe people thought Michael Rapaport was a good enough actor to put in ensemble movies with the likes of Brad Pitt and Harvey Keitel and Sylverster Stallone and Dennis Hopper.

>>87120409
>We need an actor to play a wigger character but Marky Mark is too expensive
>I've got just the guy