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more pedo

>>87136834
this

>>87136884
how much tho

It's literally animated improv comedy

>>87136800
No, you're thinking of Richard & Mortimer.

>>87136770
if you dont understand the nuances of "random humor" you are a context-deprived manchild and you probably have extensive frontal lobe damage.

Emily Blunt smoked a Blunt

>>87136750
If sneed was a woman chuck would get his suck and fuck.

If Amber Heard was Amber Heard, she's be Amber Turd

i liked it. it's a little experimental/artistic but any movie with tom hanks is going to be decent imo

>>87136738
It's a good comedy

>>87138606
What's wrong, sweaty?

>>87136599
>Jew
>Kino
Impossible

>>87136516
They dropped LHS because she's foreshadowing for Jon's return as something not quite the same.

Since D&D planned to kill Stannis and have Jon do his storyline, they needed Jon to resurrect just as he is, so they couldn't have LHS foreshadowing something that won't happen

>>87136516
Because Lady Stoneheart is shit in the books.

>>87136516
cause you'll get people butthurt that those who die just come back (lessening the shock value of the impact)

The Road? The book was far creepier desu.

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>>87144819
Not the cellar scene? Shit like that actually happened in the Soviet Union.

vigo kino

Little Miss Muffet OH

>>87136473
GABAGOOL?

>>87136473
OY

>>87136349

fucking kill yourself shill

>>87136366
nope

>Hurrr listen to this podcast guize u will love, totally not mine hahahaha

sage

Stallone is a good actor but can only play one role

Arnold is a bad actor but can play many roles

yeah, amazingly, schwarzenegger is more versatile than stallone.

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PTSD 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSYPYq9D_No
Pegasus

Gauis did nothing you wouldn't do

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>>87144568
>>episode
Final Cut (aka the episode where Gaeta became a character)

>>character
Colonel Saul Motherfucking Tigh, the most badass man in the universe.

>>track
The song playing in the bar when Lee and Dee's marriage finally collapses, which was another Bear McCreary song from a film he did a few years earlier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4zlihY2axQ

>>ship
The Raptors, such a classy and utilitarian design, always the overlooked vehicle in any conflict, which is why they escaped New Caprica, and destroyed the Cylon Colony ship.

>>87145929
>Passacaglia
That's basically cheating m8, it's impossible to deny that that's the best song, so I posted the second best.

>>87144601
Shit forgot the link
https://youtu.be/T_zRt_EmqoU

I remember the Toonami music videos. Those were the best.

>>87144208
You mirin these numbers

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Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER, despite your best efforts, you are just unfortunate participants in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87144305
nobody reply to this. reply to me instead. say what you were going to say to this dude, but say it to me so that he still gets the people calling him a fag but he gets no (you)s.