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Elaine was and still is such a cutie.

Wine is for women and homosexuals. So yes, this is one of the few instances where George is in the right.

>>87166152
>Not enjoying wine
Aside from Africans I believe every culture throughout history made wine

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inb4:
>Sam fucked a tranny!
>Sam "raped" an underaged girl!
>Sam can't afford healthcare!
>Sam is homeless!

one dollar extreme

suck dick much ?

>rest assured, we have been boring the audience for ten minutes and we have become exceedingly efficient at it

>>87146638
revolutionary special effects, terrible everything else

>>87146638
Never seen it but I'm pineapple chunked at the moment so I might fire it up

>>87146638
Moonkino

if i had time stopping powers i'd go into girls' locker rooms and steal shoes

If I had a super power I would commit crimes with it.

>>87146595
>time out
>rape time
>time in

FUCK YOU

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bump

>>87146588
watch american psycho 2, it's yasss queen tier

well if this is it old boy I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's

>>87146442
To fug every bitch in westeros

>>87146442
he wants to big dick everyone

Azor ahai with his magic sword.

>>87146418
I agree

>>87146418
How is he so fat? He's been a vegan since he was 3. He looks like he runs on burgers and Budweiser.

shes literally sexy

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>>87146445
Why does she look Chinese?

>sexy toddlers
why

>>87146378
>Tom Cruise

Instant 3/10

>No!

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How did they get away with many of the faux pas that riddled the books and movies? Oh wait they didn't, and that's why it will forever be cemented as easily one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87146519
>Atlas Shrugged

lol you almost had me for a minute. Besides, the whole list is pleb shit everyone read in high school.

>>87146330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5yVcUTbadU

>>87146330
If they don't say cunt 5 times an episode then the audience might realise that GoT is literally a childrens show now

>>87146330
Shit character ever since he lost to fucking Brienne the cow. Fucking DnD