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>>87156007
Not OP but I'd be interest in movies with similar characters. "bad" people but with depth and not just edge-lording. I dunno, they pulled it off well

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>it's a religion themed episode

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:54:10 Post No.87155951
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What is, all of season 7?

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>>87155919
I enjoyed them just because its the only time Scully gets to be correct

also never ever forget that God is canon in X-Files and he is Burt Reynolds

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hated them. Made no sense at all, considering scientist point of view Scully always had.

Insane big space filled with BILLIONS of planets. Even with low chance, there is possiblity one (or more) of them could have developed life forms. Doesn't belive. Religious sh1t, that was mostly created by people to explain things they couldnt know by that time... belives.

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2017-09-01 02:51:22 Post No.87155865
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Why isn't Jenna getting roles anymore?

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>>87155865
Cringe as fuck.
She should just kill herself.

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>>87155865
saw a guy getting a handjob in the exact spot she is in in that first pic last time I was in Paris

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>>87155898
Was she giving the hand job?

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The year is 2020, and NBC has decided to do a Seinfeld reboot... 2017-09-01 11:44:20 Post No.87189362
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The year is 2020, and NBC has decided to do a Seinfeld reboot... Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:44:20 Post No. 87189362 [Report] [View this topic]

Due to the age of the original cast, they've decided to recast everyone and modernize them. Instead of being adults in their mid-30s, they are now mid-20s, recently graduated, college students

Jerry
>He is the same way as he was in the original, but more of an asshole
>He is always to be in the wrong due to him being a straight, white, male

George
>He is now a nerdy black man
>He constantly makes references to math and science in pop-culture, quoting The Bing Bang Theory, Dr. Who, and Rick and Morty
>He has all the knowledge about the hottest memes! (From 2012 ~~le xD trolololo~~ )

Elaine
>She is now a gender studies graduate who "don't need no man"
>Nothing about her character is played for laughs, it's played seriously
>She's now always seen in the right
>every episode now closes with her giving speeches about her liberal views and feminism

Kramer
>Instead of being part of the group, he stays in his apartment all day long, hating them
>He sees Jerry as a chad, George as an inferior, and Elaine as a feminazi
>He spends all of his days browsing a site called 4chin, bursting out laughing every time he sees the word "Sneed"
>He calls everyone who disagrees with him a "cuck"
>He has a running gag about his obsession with drawing sad amphibians
>Is always dirty and smells bad
~~pretty much the average /tv/ user~~

Anyways, you're hired as a writer on the new series. What kind of wacky adventures will they go on?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:45:35 Post No.87189398
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jerry get ipad

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In this very special episode of Seinfeld, Newman grabs an assault rifle and shoots dead every single mother fucker in that jpeg before putting a bullet in his head.

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>>87189362
what's that thing on george's forehead? is he jaffa?

Anonymous
>watching Wind River with grandparents on weekday release 2017-09-01 02:49:35 Post No.87155812
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>watching Wind River with grandparents on weekday release Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:49:35 Post No. 87155812 [Report] [View this topic]

>rape scene starts

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>Put on random animal documentary on living room
>Immediately gets to fucking and/or incest
Never doing that again.

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>>87155812
I have watched many a show with my family that has a sex scene and we simply don't mention it. It is not a problem.

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>>87155812
Were you jealous?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:49:15 Post No. 87155804 [Report] [View this topic]

how much would you pay for a kojima mgs movie

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:50:28 Post No.87155842
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:50:28 Post No.87155842 [Report]

Big Boss and Ocelot have to be canon gay though.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:51:12 Post No.87155863 [Report]

as usual, standard ticket price

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0, would pirate a 720p rip 3 years later and watch on second screen while making porn webms and browsing /tv/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqUDmCEloEk
Yep, IT's gonna be kino

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2017-09-01 02:48:07 Post No.87155771
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:48:07 Post No. 87155771 [Report] [View this topic]

Time to choose /tv/'s god.

Here's my choice.

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What does the owner of an Ice Tea company have anything to do with /tv/?

>>>/ck/

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>>87155771
>/tv/'s god is a jew
i knew it!

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>>87155771
It's clearly pickle rick

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Where were you when Eric Bana cucked Bendict Cumberbatch with Scarlet Johansson?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:46:17 Post No. 87155717 [Report] [View this topic]

Is Mark Latimer the most punished character in television?

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Seriously why the fuck were there no maestuhs present? 2017-09-01 02:46:11 Post No.87155715
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Seriously why the fuck were there no maestuhs present? Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:46:11 Post No. 87155715 [Report] [View this topic]

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>>87155715
They don't get paid enough to deal with eldritch abominations.

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>egg on targaryen
What kind of name is that lol

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Damn. I scrolled too fast and thought that was a tiny penis on her head. Damn. His thumb looks like a micro penis

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:45:32 Post No. 87155697 [Report] [View this topic]

It feels like he hasn't been in anything good in fucking ages, he's honestly become a has-been.
What was the last really good thing he was even in? Step Brothers?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:47:58 Post No.87155766
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The Lego Movie

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:48:31 Post No.87155783 [Report]

he was never good
except for talladega nites

Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:54:02 Post No.87155946
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:54:02 Post No.87155946 [Report]

It's hard being funny for so long. Honestly he has had an incredible run and his movies have aged well (even though they are not that old).

Getting paid to be funny is probably one of the most stressful jobs there can be. I'm honestly glad he's not tainting his portfolio with anything else after Anchorman 2 (which was not great).