>The Dark Knight Rises, directed by Quentin Tarantino
>CIA and Smee stand outside a plane, waiting
>CIA: "You ever wonder why a foot fetish isn't socially acceptable?"
>Smee: "What?"
>CIA: "Foot fetishes. Why aren't they acceptable? People talk about wanting to fuck tits, asses, pussies, but the second you mention you want to nut on a girl's toes, people look like you just raped a fucking dog."
>Smee: "What are you talking about man?"
>CIA: "You never put any thought into this?"
>Smee: "I'm just here to do a job man"
>CIA: "Never be that guy. Never just show up to do a job. That's fucking lazy. It's fucking intellectually dishonest. Put some thought into this shit"
>Smee: "Money is money, I don't think about it"
>CIA: "So I tell you to bend over and let Maimen fuck your ass for some money, you don't think about it?"
>Smee: "Man, what? Fuck off"
>CIA: "Oh, finally, here comes that fucker Pavel. Late as usual"
Any aspiring actors on /tv/? Why haven't you given up on Hollywood and started your vlog yet?
Are you excited about new netflix series MINDHUNTER?
>>87159399
whats it about?
>>87159427
Mindhunter is an American drama web television series slated to debut on October 13, 2017, on Netflix. It is based on the book Mind Hunter: Inside FBI’s Elite Serial Crime Unit written by Mark Olshaker and John E. Douglas. It has already been renewed for a second season.
The series will be set in 1979 and will revolve around two FBI agents, played by Jonathan Groff and Holt McCallany, who interview imprisoned serial killers in order to understand how such criminals think, and apply it to solving ongoing cases.
>>87159427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gZCfRD_zWE
HAHAHAHhhHahahahahahHHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BRAVO DISNEY!
cool
>when you can't afford Edward James Olmos
Wow, /tv/, you finally did it. After years of shit posting garbage films you actually recommended something worthwhile.
>>87159243
How much do you hate women now, OP?
>>87159265
Oh man, I'm not MGTOW but that movie definitely is Exhibit 1 on why women are evil.
Based Grandma was cool though.
>>87159243
this emotionally manipulative cringey garbage isn't worthwhile. It's liter-ally reddit: the documentary.
>death note movie
>i don't wanna live without your love actually starts playing
Three favourite movies are "filth", "In Bruges" and the original Korean "Old Boy"
Got any recommendations for me besides killing myself?
I always imagined that angels don't have genitalia
>>87159143
Not much of a recommendation desu
But idk if they do or not. I heard some story that the angels and the humans were fucking at one point so God went apeshit. Also an Angel comes down to Sodom and Gomorrah looking for the "one good man" and the people want to gang rape it so Lot gives the mob his daughters to rape instead
Cheerful stuff
>>87159196
>there were actually people who actually got to fuck an actual angel
what's the point of living if you can't have that
when you can't do....
>>87159006
...shitpost.
steve martin BTFO
I thought the guy died many years ago...
WTF he's still alive
*breathes in*....... HAHAHAHAHA
>>87193697
*breathes in*
*ur cock lodges into my mouth*
OwO
>>87193697
it's like that one eu star destroyer meme was taken as a good idea.
THEY'RE BACK
>>87193375
>H-hug me brotha! (H-hey can I still get a ride back to the shelter after this?)
>>87193375
Who?
They found a way
Wait, people here actually think this was a good casting decision? He was god awful. Nothing about this worked even a little.
>>87193233
he was the best part of the movie. now fuck off faggot
>>87193233
When I saw his negro lips move as he ate the candy, I knew he was a shit choice.
Light was much worse than L
Sitting in the Bushes Edition
https://pastebin.com/mbWD9SK8
Meanwhile: >>87152279
first for FBI
>>87152398
WRONG
You need to tinkle Fingal? How about some Pringles, Fingal?
MY NUTS.
Is it really any more ridiculous than 'The Cleveland Show'?
>>87158991
Dumb phoneposter
>>87159992
>i believe anonymous role play
post it another 500 times, retard
>>87159992
Dumb sneedposterisunderage poster