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Loved it.

>>87170016
gay

>>87170004
Enjoyed it. (so slightly gay I guess)

All women are beautiful.

Men NEED to WORK in order to be beautiful.

Know the difference.

I wonder what was running through op's mind before posting this copypasta

>>87216730
>To be a leading man you need to have an extensive knowledge of nutrition, exercise, supplementation, medication, AND acting.
No you don't. You just have to pay personal trainers and personal chefs. Do you think Chris Pratt is an expert in nutrition?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJWmbLS2_ec

>>87169966
the work he does on that chicks ass every night while you shitpost on 4chan

>tfw when there's a 100% certainty that nobody will ever look at you that way

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>>87169884
Or perhaps he should send him to different franchise, instead of him being part of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87169944
fuck you you already posted in another potter thread you shithead. it was supposed to be my turn this time

>>87169884
Fuck off.

I hope her movie is poorly received so she isn't given the spotlight in the ensemble films.

*saves naked pictures of her*

Why she look ten years older than her age?

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>>87169846
>Attention rural hillbillies! Because of vulgar nature of Chuck's store - we are changing management to Sneed! Come by to buy some seed & feed, perhaps some gummy bears too!

I'd be terribly embarrassed if i were feeding seed

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>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

>>87215939
>worf
>bad boy
Worf was a fucking boy scout for his entire starfleet career.

>>87215939
>is senselessly murdered
>replaced by more attractive Ezri Dax
>Bashir finally gets himself some Trill pussy
It turned out alright

>>87216135
>more attractive

kidult get the fuck outta here

>this film is important right now

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>this film is "a holy grail of pop culture"

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>thought provoking

>>87169757
The White Walkers and the Stark are family.

>>87215644
>no long hair so we'd take her seriously
You could have been a pretty feminine woman.
Too bad.

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>>87215709
this

>>87215768

5head

>>87169661

YOU SLID A FINGER INTO YOUR AUNT'S VALYRIAN SWAMP

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL